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Modern day learning in Nigeria

In a Classroom in Warri:

Teacher: You Boy, spell plantain

Boy: Whish one? The ripe one abi the unripe one?

Teacher: Shuo !! What difference does it make? Just spell plantain!

Boy: Teasha, If you fry the ripe one na 'DODO',

if you fry the unripe one na 'SHIPS',

if you roast am, na 'BOLLE', all of dem na plantain,

so whish one you wan make I spell na?!