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Politics / Re: Police Take Over Emir’s Palace In Kano, Dislodge Local Guards Protecting Sanusi by Xwizard: 7:24am On Jun 24
e don be for Kano state

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Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: Political Gladiators Take Battle To Grassroots: by Xwizard: 7:13am On Jun 22
foolish entities.

Fighting for their pockets
Romance / Re: 35 Bro Code You Need To Know As A Man by Xwizard: 6:10am On Jun 20
Nice but some no make sense at all like number 2 and 7
I also frown at that no 7
Romance / Re: 35 Bro Code You Need To Know As A Man by Xwizard: 6:09am On Jun 20
There diff between bro,niggi and gangstar. Me I'm a niggi and I never gave a fuc k abt any mofocka looking at me wrong ly.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Mobilize High School Student As Young As 12 For War With Russia by Xwizard: 6:08am On Jun 20
This really serious ooo
Business / Re: Where Can I Transact Bitcoin P2P In Nigeria Safely? by Xwizard: 3:32pm On Jun 19

Too risky. I'm looking at GC Hub, the website advertising its banner on NL. I wonder if it's genuine. Would you know?
Deal with bybit then
Business / Re: Where Can I Transact Bitcoin P2P In Nigeria Safely? by Xwizard: 12:01pm On Jun 19

That's easy, but the problem is who sends first. I tested a guy with small amount of BTC, he didn't send me naira. I want a physical location since exchanges seem out of the question at the moment. Is there no reputable escrow on Nairaland?
And I transact daily, if you have a big market then we can meet
Business / Re: Where Can I Transact Bitcoin P2P In Nigeria Safely? by Xwizard: 6:01am On Jun 19
You don’t need to go to any location, I can buy directly from you if you willing to sell. Plus you can register on bybit.
Politics / Re: Stop Lying About Nigerian Gas, We Owe Them $300 Million - Ghanians To Govt by Xwizard: 7:03am On Jun 18
Ghana’s are ingrate compare to Nigerians

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Romance / Re: 35 Bro Code You Need To Know As A Man by Xwizard: 4:26am On Jun 18
if you have anything to add, feel free
Romance / 35 Bro Code You Need To Know As A Man by Xwizard: 4:25am On Jun 18

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

32. Bros DO NOT rush for selfies.

33. Never break up with the girl that bring food to the gang.

34. Even if you're caught red-handed, deny everything. 😎

35. Dress well, no matter the occasion.

Sup Bro 🤜🤛

Always Remember num. 34 is very important..

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Crime / Re: Abuja Night Club Attacked By Robbers, DJ Killed by Xwizard: 7:42am On Jun 16

The woman is the FCT Police PRO. Her statement is quoted in the writeup, and that's why her picture is there.
Still wrong and stale for adding such picture to that ill news
Crime / Re: Abuja Night Club Attacked By Robbers, DJ Killed by Xwizard: 6:11am On Jun 16
What’s that correlation btw the bad news and the pretty police picture there.
Bloggers self

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Crime / Re: Weytin Be The Name Of This Perfume? B4 I Open Am?? by Xwizard: 8:07am On Jun 13
It’s called vacuum flask

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Politics / Re: President Misinformed You, No Agreement On New Minimum Wage Yet – NLC by Xwizard: 5:19am On Jun 13
Mumu NLC

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Allegedly Supports Olukoya, Enabling Him To Target Perceived Enemies.. by Xwizard: 4:10am On Jun 13
These cases are already in court. If they can't reach an amicable resolution then let's cut the crap of media trial and distraction to the courts and insist on justice and fair hearing.

We would have preferred they settle amicably and whoever is wrong should admit and plead for forgiveness from the party offended but if they can't then let the justice system take its full course so that justice can be done.

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

You always rushing to comment with no sense, now read ur comments again and bring out your point. With what you read up there, does it look a case that can be sorted amicably? You talked about justice taking place, when the post is talking about a justice denied and rule of laws overided.

To the post, pls whoever can investigate this matter should do as matter of urgency, someone else might lose his or her life for nothing.

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Politics / Re: How FIRS, Customs, NUPRC Received More Allocation Than States – Agora Policy by Xwizard: 9:19am On Jun 12
Okay I have nothing to say to this yet

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Two Indians Recruited By Russia Killed In Ukraine by Xwizard: 6:55am On Jun 12
Just replace the Indians with Africans

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma Set To Hold Their Traditional Marriage In Lagos On June 25 by Xwizard: 5:25am On Jun 12
Rice go surplus cos rice is now rich man doings

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Condemns Katsina Attack, Orders Security Agencies To Go After Assailants by Xwizard: 10:14pm On Jun 11
My question is, if he didn’t direct the severities to go after them, who will?


Travel / Re: Plane Carrying Malawi VP Chilima, 9 Others Disappears From Radar (Photos) by Xwizard: 5:14pm On Jun 10
Wahala re ooooo

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Crime / Re: Mohbad Never Died Of Overdose by Xwizard: 7:30am On Jun 09

According to what it's being told by the doctors, it can't be ascertained due to him being buried already before autopsy
Something is off on this…… we’ve seen all burnt down victim autopsy be done and reveled.
Why is he’s different?
Crime / Re: Mohbad Never Died Of Overdose by Xwizard: 7:23am On Jun 09
So what killed him?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UN Adds Israel To List Of Militaries Committing Violations Against Children by Xwizard: 8:28am On Jun 08
this Isreal is about to go down ooo

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Three For Allegedly Defrauding Access Bank Of ₦‎3.5 Billion by Xwizard: 6:25am On Jun 08
Omo this is the implication, people eyes are big cos we scared of tomorrow

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Three Men For Spraying Naira Notes At A Funeral In Delta by Xwizard: 5:43am On Jun 08
It has started
Celebrities / Re: Autopsy Reveals Possible Cause Of Mohbad’s Death (Photo) by Xwizard: 9:26am On Jun 07
so who or what killed Mobad
Crime / Re: Journalist Monitoring Labour Strike In Abia, Attacked, Injured By Bank Security by Xwizard: 6:47am On Jun 05
Is time we criminalize the beating of Jornalist, these people are the one giving us vital informations about these wicked poticians


Politics / Re: Tinubu Never Influenced Electoral Process - Kashim Shettima by Xwizard: 9:38pm On Jun 02
okay you did Abi ?

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Politics / Re: ONSA Denies Facilitating Return Of Deposed Emir Of Kano, Ado Bayero by Xwizard: 6:52am On May 26
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Politics / Re: It May Be Difficult For Opposition To Stop Tinubu’s Re-election -Monday Ubani by Xwizard: 1:56pm On May 15
another mad man on the lose

To be honest with yourselves, is this how a nation is govern? Where the likes of yaya bello can evade arrest


Romance / Re: My Wife's Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered This by Xwizard: 6:48am On May 14

But the story says the parent came to the house the following for forgiveness.
Lmao! I think that part was for just reading sake, I liked the fact that you first asked the writer the important question. The parent flew the following morning to beg ni.

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