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Politics / Re: Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway: Demolition Of Buildings Commences Saturdays by Xwizard: 2:49pm On Apr 26
UNNGRADUATEEE:
A Yoruba guy scammed me before, why do you yorubas love scamming?
I will advice you to move away from this thread before I show you my anger, useless kids everywhere.
Be careful am not your fathers mate

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Politics / Re: Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway: Demolition Of Buildings Commences Saturdays by Xwizard: 11:16am On Apr 26
UNNGRADUATEEE:
Why do Yoruba loves scamming people?
How have I scammed you ?
Politics / Re: Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway: Demolition Of Buildings Commences Saturdays by Xwizard: 5:29am On Apr 26
Used EOD available for sale

Buy and drive
No fault
Ac working
Fully serviced

Asking price 1.9
Location is Abeokuta

Check my profile for WhatsApp contact only

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Business / Re: FCCPC Shuts Chinese Supermarket Over Discrimination In Abuja by Xwizard: 5:58am On Apr 23
That’s a good one
Crime / Re: Boko Haram Bomb Experts Surrender To Military In Borno by Xwizard: 2:04pm On Apr 22
You people are crazy I swear
Business / Re: Nigerians Went To The Chinese Supermarket In Abuja To Confirm by Xwizard: 4:29am On Apr 22
Restraining Nigerians from entering a public space here in Nigeria…… what level of fuckery is that.
No wonder idris beat 50 cent 20yrs ago

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Business / Re: Fake News Alert: CBN Denies Selling FX To BDCs At ₦‎1,001/$1 by Xwizard: 6:05pm On Apr 18
You all are mad and keep getting mad
Celebrities / Re: Ncos Moves Bobrisky From Ikoyi To Kirkiri Prison by Xwizard: 6:20am On Apr 18
What’s going on? Is he a different specie or what ?

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Crime / Re: Bandit Kingpin Sani Dangote, Siblings Killed In Rival Clash In Zamfara by Xwizard: 5:57am On Apr 09
No wahala sebi Wadume has been released

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Politics / Re: ‘kidnap Kingpin’ Wadume regains freedom, gets heroic Welcome In Taraba by Xwizard: 5:34am On Apr 09
mediclife1987:


Mods.
What useless mod you calling, all these kids over here, you carry stupid hand to come here and derail market for me. You had better grow up now or never
Politics / Re: ‘kidnap Kingpin’ Wadume regains freedom, gets heroic Welcome In Taraba by Xwizard: 9:17pm On Apr 08
mediclife1987:


Fix AC for 1.8m, when working AC in DC is going for 1.5m

Kontinuu
Mumu is it your father property ?
Agriculture / Re: My Pepper Planting Challenge by Xwizard: 4:34am On Apr 08
Brief update

Pepper still growing on fine

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Visits Gov. Fubara, Declares Loyalty. (photos) by Xwizard: 4:30am On Apr 08
Olaoluwa34:
Good afternoon, well-meaning Nigerians,

Please I need your help Sir. I need your help Ma.

My name is Olaoluwa. I am 32 and an O-Level holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job, and became jobless for months.

Please help me; I am seriously hungry. The last time I ate was Thursday evening, and it was my remaining garri that I drank. I have not eaten any other food since Thursday evening other than the water that I have been drinking to gain some strength. I can no longer endure the hunger; my body is starting to shake. Please, my people, I am really sorry for begging, but it is just that I am starving to death. Please, someone should help me with something to eat, no matter the amount. I don't mind. I will always appreciate you. I am starving. I know things are very hard these days. Anything you have to spare, I would really appreciate.

I live at No. 26, osuolale Street, Bode Olude, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

If you live near me, please invite me for lunch; I am dying of hunger. May you never lack the good things in life. Please have mercy on me and help me.

My phone number is 0 7 0 1 8 9 7 4 5 8 3

Please help me with any amount; #600 will do a lot for me at this time.

Please, my bank details are:

Access Bank PLC
0 0 2 4 8 6 9 3 2 3
My name is Olaoluwa


I want to sell my Vivo V3.

Price: 20k
Location: Abeokuta
Contact: 0 7 0 1 8 9 7 4 5 8 3

Please buy my phone. I need to buy food. I am beginning to feel pain in my stomach.



Young man, be very careful, or I will have you picked up by the Dss in the morning. I’ve sent you money more than twice and you still scamming right? By morning we storming that your bode olude area to pick you up for questioning
Foreign Affairs / Re: Senegal’s President: Bassirou Fayeone Publicly Decleared Personal Assets by Xwizard: 10:09pm On Apr 07
Shomek:
Thanks for replying me

pls how do you get through javascript ?
What do you need to know about Java scripts?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Senegal’s President: Bassirou Fayeone Publicly Decleared Personal Assets by Xwizard: 9:48pm On Apr 07
Shomek:
Are u still coding
Yes sure

Now a certified coder
Foreign Affairs / Re: Senegal’s President: Bassirou Fayeone Publicly Decleared Personal Assets by Xwizard: 8:40am On Apr 05
Now this governance and not buying 5b yatch

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Romance / Re: What Size Of Dick Is Healthy To Have? by Xwizard: 11:27am On Apr 03
Namaster:
Some people will tell you that size doesn't matter. That's a lie. Size matters a LOT!

But the only size that matters to you should be YOUR size.

But vaginas come in sizes too. It's up to you to find someone whose vagina is compatible with your dicck. That way, you'll both enjoy sex.

You could park a Dangote Truck in some pusssies and they'll still ask you "Baby, is it in yet?". So even if you have a 16-inch dick, it WON'T matter none.

For reference purposes, the average size of an erect penis in the US is 5.5 inches. Figure out how you compare.

So the flaccid will be like how many inches ?
Foreign Affairs / Re: 7.2 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Taiwan, Many Trapped, Over 7 Dead, 700 Injured by Xwizard: 11:12am On Apr 03
God this too much for a loss
Music/Radio / Re: Words Of Advice To Burna Boy. by Xwizard: 4:48pm On Apr 02
YourGFsnatcher:

It's a slow process, but you can overcome it
How to start the process ? Meanwhile I can’t accept any advice from a non smoker or is her to be a stonner, those are the categories of people that really understand my plight here. I need someone who has been smoking for long to help me with the withdrawal process.
Thanks
Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by Xwizard: 10:59pm On Mar 28
A guy here once said never to migrate to Australia but your story is different

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Music/Radio / Re: Words Of Advice To Burna Boy. by Xwizard: 8:04am On Mar 28
Am in the same shoe as this, puffing kolos since 2019 non stop, in which I wish to stop but can’t stop yet until am made. Only a stonner can understand tho

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Emdee Tiamiyu Arrested By The UK Government For Defrauding The UK by Xwizard: 12:30am On Mar 23
So is he coming back here or what ?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Attacks Ukraine, Leaves One Million Without Electricity, 5 Dead by Xwizard: 12:24am On Mar 23
blackgold2018:
location and how much?
Abeokuta
1.8 last
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Attacks Ukraine, Leaves One Million Without Electricity, 5 Dead by Xwizard: 8:03pm On Mar 22
War is not good


Used EOD available for sale

Politics / Re: Osun: APC Accuses Adeleke Of Awarding Contracts To Family Members by Xwizard: 12:34pm On Mar 21
Why not if his family are good in the area of the said jobs

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Celebrities / Re: Portable And Kesari Clash At Computer Village (video) by Xwizard: 11:21am On Mar 21
I support Kesari

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