CoolFreeday:
Why don't you add shoprite or shopping mall. lol

Shopping mall and Nairaland is not as effective as these 6 I mentioned. Beware that most girls you meet at eatery or shopping mall will want to keep your dates restricted to the eatery and shopping side of life. You have to keep spending money to sustain the "toasting" because you met them spending money

whywhyogun:


how should i know?

if you are a vietnamese, a 14 cm peniss is a god to you

if you are a congolese, a 17cm peniss is something to laugh about.

You are the one asking the question.
So for clarity sake, tell us which is a big penissss.
By the way, we are Nigerians. Forget all these Congo and Vietnam gist

greatgod2012:
7. Nairaland forum

Hope you will allow somebody to toast you?

@whywhyogun. Just curious
What do you mean by big penisssss and small peniiisss.
Differentiate them by size in length.
Is it that 5inch and above means big size or I'm not understanding

Wooing a woman successfully is not all about skills, it also require a good environment and good state of mind to achieve it. They say, when a woman is happy, there is a high chance of getting her phone no and starting a relationship with her. The 6 best place to woo a woman are:

1. CHURCH
When you belong to the same unit or society in the church, it is more likely she already have a high trust on your personality and asking her out will have a high success rate because she knows you are Godfearing even though you joined the unit/society solely to toast her. Anything done in the presence of God is worth it even toasting a girl

2. FACEBOOK
We are in the computer age, these days ladies prefer getting a boyfriend off Facebook due to the fact that when you start toasting them on chat, they take their time to go through your pix and evaluate who you are. If a lady sees you dress well on Facebook or drive a car (even though you borrowed everything), there is a high chance she ll want to meet with you. People even lie about their job, university degrees and travels on facebook. The downside is there are lots of fake and lies on Facebook but it doesn't stop the fact that most relationship these days start off from Facebook than in real life

3. WEDDING EVENT
A wedding has turned out to be a relationship seeking place these days. Most single guys and ladies like being present at every wedding even if they don't know the couple getting married. They put on their best clothes and there is always a huge expectation they will meet their better half. From the guys/ladies you see on the bridal train to friends/relations of the bride/groom, if you attempt showing interest in any of them, the possibility of getting her no and for a serious relationship is very high because she will think you want to do exactly as your friend did

4. UNIVERSITY
Though most girls you meet in the university will give you their no solely for the purpose of getting pocket money from you. If you are ready to give me pocket money, you will find it easy to toast and date more than 10girls simultaneously

5. SINGLES EVENT
Many a time, church and schools organise singles program to enlighten the youth on what goes on in marriage. This has become a safe haven for guys to go prey on any girl they see on that program because only single girls attend. Any girl attending have the expectation of getting herself a boyfriend after the event

6. REFERRAL
This is called toasting by proxy. Usually happen if a guy friend of family member toast a lady on his behalf and fix the relationship even before the guy meets her. This happen to be the easiest and less stressful because the hardwork have been done by the friend/family member

THE PASTOR WHO BURIED HUMANS ALIVE IN HIS FOUNDATION HAS BEEN APPREHENDED

You can run but you can't hide because God does His things in mysterious ways.

The pastor who used human bodies lined up as part of his church foundation has finally been apprehended.

The corpses were buried inside the foundation of a church building under construction and totally covered with concrete in Enugu State Nigeria.

According to the police,the workers might have been bribed to do this evil act and now that the master minder has been apprehended, hopefully through his confession all other culprits will be apprehended.
Please my brothers and sisters you can see how dangerous it is in our modern day Nigeria to follow a friend or a neighbour even a family member to any mushroom church in search of life solutions. you could be killed easily, hardship is for a while, joy comes in the morning. one important thing we have forgotten is the fact that God created some poor and some rich, the basic thing is food, shelter, a roof over your head. Even when all this is compromised, do not be anxious for anything, envisaged a life without much luxury and watch the peace it brings. Peace comes when you leave life today as it comes and wait till you wake up tomorrow to see what would bring. This does not mean you can't make plans but work on it on a daily basis and don't leave today how you wish you will leave tomorrow, it only brings anxiety and unsatisfactory moments in ones daily life. Bless you all. Shalom

Mind you, I'm not being insultive as I'm just trying to make common sense

How can you call yourself a President when you are incapacitated to rule and yet refuse to handover power. Furthermore he is plunging the country into more debt due to over 500million spent on logistics and medical treatment abroad. He look more like a liability to us

Is that one president?

Or

Just a waste of space

I am about making my 2nd application but this time I will do it via online. No more paper application
Pls how much is online application presently?

How do someone know if tyre have expired!

acenazt:
Lmao Wait No Costa,hazard,cavani,sanchez,kante And pedro? Crappy List Op

Your list make sense

ybalogs:
Where's Cavani?

Cavani. Yes I agree with you

ybalogs:
Harry Kane over Sanchez?

Harry Kane have been better than Sanchez this 2017. Google the stats

We all know these awards are given at the end of the year. With the absence of a European Championship and World Cup, it's evident these award will go to the highest performance in his club side. I'm talking of who wins the champions league, Europa cup or League champion.

Also performance in qualifiers for World Cup 2018 will also add some points. Starting from January 2017, I have come up with 5 names already leading in this regard in a descending order.

1. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
2. Gonzalo Higuain
3. Anton Griezmann
4. Lionel Messi
5. Harry Kane


As for Coach of the year, we have got

1. Jose Mourinho
2. Antonio Conte
3. Anceloti Carlo
4. Monaco Coach
5. Sevilla Coach

This nomination is purely on 2017 performance only, feel free to criticize my list and add your nomination

After the latest tweet from the presidency, there is no more doubt that top politicians used up their constituency allocation for MMM investment

More tweet from President Buhari

Pyroclast:


Sad sad.

Hope it isn't gear box issue

More tweet

This was contained in series of tweet

President Buhari sent these latest tweets from London where he is still taking his vacation.

Is he trying to make mockery of Nigerians?

Busty girls rule the world

Pyroclast:

Warning lights
Check light can be triggered by the ABS warning lamp but not restricted to that alone. It also indicates malfunctions pending or in the engine or transmission ECU history
ABS, anti lock braking system warning lamp indicates a malfunction within the vehicle's braking system.
"The chair" indicates a SRS (safety restraint system) malfunction
Your vehicle needs a scan to identify the source(s) of these indicators.
Don't forget to holler!

What is the cost of this scan?

Pyroclast:

Nothing too serious.
08055673088
Holler if you're domiciled in Lagos.

What of this ABS, check and chair signs on my dashboard

Pyroclast:


You would be needing a throttle body service.

Serious
Wooow
Is this a serious issue?

Just want to know what is responsible for a Toyota Big Daddy jerking /vibrating anytime you put the AC on?

Toyota Camry is the most popular car on Nigerian roads so it is necessary to have a one chat group where maintenance and challenging issues concerning these Toyota cars can be tackled. Whether it is
Toyota pencil light
Toyota big light
Toyota big daddy
Toyota Spider