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CrimeRe: Camera Exposes Moment Armed Vandals Attacked Lekki, Targeted Exotic Cars by yahoodetector: 1:13pm On Apr 07, 2025
Moroccoguy:
Na igbo guy sabi this wella. We arrested 3 of them at igando about 2years ago 1 of them came all away from enugu just to help his fellow gang to open car doors.
Continue lying to console yourself.
CrimeRe: Camera Exposes Moment Armed Vandals Attacked Lekki, Targeted Exotic Cars by yahoodetector: 5:06am On Apr 07, 2025
Their level of confidence during the operation was the same level of confidence those touts and agberos who attacked people who were voting for LP displayed in the last elections so it wouldn't be out of place to say they are the same people.
BusinessRe: Nigerian Economy: Man Expresses Shock Over The Deserted State Of Shoprite (fotos by yahoodetector: 10:15pm On Apr 06, 2025
Catapault:
But the market is filled with people buying and selling.

How many Nigerians use Shoprite?

How do we even know where or when he is filming that thing?

Are you it’s not the SHOPRITE In Abakiliki or Awka that he’s filming from, and claiming Silverbird?
If stewpidity is not embedded in your DNA, on seeing Silver bird, you should know he's either talking about Abuja or Lagos
CrimeRe: Lady Tries To Kill Her Man With Knife In Heated Hotel Fight– CCTV Footage (Pics) by yahoodetector: 7:19pm On Apr 06, 2025
ChizzyBuna:
I remember one 17 yrs old babe wey we dey knack for apartment that year. We meet her at a club during Samba night. She follow us come house. Me and my flatemate dey knack her. Soon she started visiting regularly. She dey stay overnight sometimes. But the main issue be say she dey smoke colorado.

After she smoke that crap, she fit knack for hours thats why we love her. Omo later we found out her parents hold barrr.. but she love to come our side knack and stay for days.

One unfortunate night she get issue with my flatmate she come kolo come carry knife dey threaten to kill herself. Omo she go lock herself for kitchen dey cry dey break cup and plates.
I never beg anybody the way i beg that girl that night... i gave her all the promises in this world just for her to drop the knife and open the kitchen door

Anyways it took a long 2 hours before she calm down. Immediately she open kitchen door my guy dive the girl put her for choke mode and bundled her out of the house grin
She come crazee more grin
Dey scream rape!! Dey smash our almaco window.
Where she go after that night i no know.
Then we remember say her family rich... another wahala
She fit accuse us of rape and her family get barr so dem fit use us shine.
17 years old and she no even look her age.. we had to cool off in hostel until over a week the matter die down before we go back apartment.

Na God save us from that crazy b**tch
What do you expect from a girl who smokes Cana? The first thing I do whenever I am talking to any banny is to ask her if she smokes...once the answer is YES...Whether ordinary cigarette or cana...I run!
BusinessRe: Top 10 Strongest Currencies In Africa And World In 2024 by yahoodetector: 12:43pm On Apr 05, 2025
Buhari and Tinubu killed our currency.
CrimeRe: Verydarkman Confronts Lagos Resident Defecating Publicly On A Bridge (Photos) by yahoodetector: 11:26am On Apr 05, 2025
Look at him properly...you can see that he's from that zone known for open defecation.

The use of water cistern toilets is a taboo in their culture. People who can even poo in the pots they use to cook that Algae they eat.

They are the ones making Lagos smelly!

No wonder the real indigenes of Lagos don't want to be part of them

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Condemns Bokkos Killings, Charges FG To Act Decisively by yahoodetector: 8:45pm On Apr 04, 2025
Jamiubond009:
Watch senseless ronus spill nonsense as usual
They will leave the Fulani herdsmen and start attacking Obi.
CrimeRe: Explosion In Lagos Community Kills One, Three Injured by yahoodetector: 5:46pm On Apr 04, 2025
4reala:
So unfortunate. But that pics, is not a pics of a grenade
That's an RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade).

Abokiii see am but as he no go school, he think say na better iron and probably used hammer to hit it which triggered the electrons in it making it to detonate.
BusinessRe: Top 10 Supermarket Chains By Store Count In Nigeria by yahoodetector: 11:42am On Apr 04, 2025
haybhi1:
Lol mgbeke feeling funky... wahala... heaven knows I can hardly live in that Abuja... no beach, banditry lol

Who born you to con do banditry for Lagos? Hangover, Afenuga, Otedola, and the likes turn Lagos to abode, you dey here dey rant. Sorry o, Abuja first son. Lol
I am safer moving around in Abuja even by 12 am without the fear of my skull being mined than in Lagos where agbero boys from Ewedu republic can unalive you any moment.

Smelly Lagos
BusinessRe: Top 10 Supermarket Chains By Store Count In Nigeria by yahoodetector: 6:52am On Apr 04, 2025
haybhi1:
Lol. You sound daft. Because something is in Abuja, then it's Invalid and inconsequential? Una go just open mouth waaa and talk the trash off una 0.01KB sized IQ brain.

If you start your own business, put am for Abuja first, instead of Lagos first.


Lol...
Oga shut it! Anything that is in Lagos and not found in the FCT is totally inconsequential
CrimeRe: Punish Perpetrators Of Uromi Killings, Others – PFN Charges FG by yahoodetector: 6:46am On Apr 04, 2025
PFN, stop putting mouth into what doesn't concern you. How many times have Islamic bodies like MURIC condemned killing of Christians in the North?
PoliticsRe: 15 Nations Most Indebted To IMF by yahoodetector: 9:08pm On Apr 03, 2025
So this is to justify the "Renewed Borrowing" from the Tinubu administration?

Hogwash!!
RomanceRe: Famous Woman Widely Considered Attractive By Media You Do Not Find Attractive by yahoodetector: 9:06pm On Apr 03, 2025
Adebishow:
Show me evidence that you have ₦5k in your account.

E dey pain you abi!

My late mother and sisters are not celebrities or media personalities or famous. I don't have to present them in competition with "Old" Natasha Apoti Uduaghan.

Please find a power transformer around your area to grab and beat if you are so offended.
In summary: YOUR DEAD MOTHER AND SISTERS ARE FURGLY! CASE CLOSED!!
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Holds 15 Domestic Workers In Prison Since 2019 - SR by yahoodetector: 3:02pm On Apr 03, 2025
Na Olabiyi steal the jewelleries! The rest are innocent.

If we check the ones that are in prison under Aish and Rem...they will be so many. Time will tell.
CrimeRe: Soldier Cuts Off Shoe Seller’s Fingers In Minna Over Payment Dispute In Minna by yahoodetector: 2:59pm On Apr 03, 2025
Na family matter! Let them settle it over a gallon of burukutu later
RomanceRe: Famous Woman Widely Considered Attractive By Media You Do Not Find Attractive by yahoodetector: 2:57pm On Apr 03, 2025
ChizzyBuna:
Let me start from Nigeria

1. Destiny etiko (ugly dey worry am)
2. Rita dominic
3. Kate henshaw
4. Regina Daniels
5. Nancy isime
6. Mercy Eke
7. Mercy johnson
8. Ini Edo
9. 100% of yoruba actresses

Going to international

1. Lupita nyong
2. Bella hadid
3. Rihanna (with her big forehead)
4. Ice spice
5. Zendanya (flat ass flat breast angry)
6. Sexy Redd
7. Angelina jolie
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Khloe kardashian (muscular face)
10. Mealina Trump ( Trump wife)
Fixed!
RomanceRe: Famous Woman Widely Considered Attractive By Media You Do Not Find Attractive by yahoodetector: 2:55pm On Apr 03, 2025
Adebishow:
Natasha Apoti Uduaghan!

Old Cargo!
Show us pictures of your mother and sisters (with proof that they are)...if any of them are half as beautiful as Natasha, I will run 50k to your account!!
EducationRe: Man Loses N33m Meant For Studies Abroad To Sports Betting, Seeks Financial Help by yahoodetector: 2:53pm On Apr 03, 2025
Nobody is even talking about the fact that 2.8m of Kenyan currency is N33m shocked shocked

God forbid this APC administration!
SportsRe: Olanrewaju Segun's Mother Cries For justice (Pic, Vid) by yahoodetector: 9:25am On Apr 03, 2025
Yoruba and always claiming victim
EducationRe: Female Teacher Who Asked Underage Boys For Gang-Sex (Photos) by yahoodetector: 9:13am On Apr 03, 2025
Kobicove:
Before I opened the thread I already knew it would be a white person...those people are crazy! undecided
Black women are worse! Just that it is underreported.
CrimeRe: Man Who Sold Land And Moved Abroad With ₦‎18 Million Discovers He Was Scammed by yahoodetector: 9:11am On Apr 03, 2025
The tribe of those immigration officers are well known. Go to MIA and see them there. Criminals
TravelRe: Man, Wife, Four Relatives Die In Accident Along Abuja-Lokoja Highway by yahoodetector: 10:13pm On Apr 01, 2025
Hmmm...maybe they thought the car was carrying Natasha o
PhonesRe: Lan Bowen Builds A Foldable Smartphone In China by yahoodetector: 9:00pm On Apr 01, 2025
kabillion:
His mother is Ibo. She failed in her duties
You think Igbo women are like your women in the south-wasteee who will have children and dump them with their mothers to train and be gallivanting about?
PoliticsRe: The President’s Wife’s Donations -Punch Editorial by yahoodetector: 2:13pm On Apr 01, 2025
Damage control! We don't care!!
PhonesRe: Lan Bowen Builds A Foldable Smartphone In China by yahoodetector: 2:10pm On Apr 01, 2025
kabillion:
While ipobidients children are rolling in the mud with piglets
And this his Ronu agemate in the southwest killed his grandmother and stole her money which she uses in trading gold in Cotonou.

Vermins!

https://www.nairaland.com/8352142/16-year-old-boy-stabs-grandmother-death

PoliticsRe: Nationwide Protest Against Tinubu's Rivers State "Emergency Rule" by yahoodetector: 2:02pm On Apr 01, 2025
nothingspoil70:
Nationwide protest mean everyone should go and protest in his or her state of origin.

Do anyhow in Lagos and see anyhow. You have been warned.
The real owners of Lagos have even denied you parasites from neighbouring states and said they don't want to be part of you. grin grin grin

TravelRe: Nigeria Professor Returns Back After Spending 48 Years In Canada With Nothing by yahoodetector: 12:50pm On Apr 01, 2025
DenreleDave:
I will possibly die before yahoodetector...

My useless father is a Hater... Inferiority complex people like my family
Chai! Sorry!! grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Hunger Coming Down, Food Prices Dropping by yahoodetector: 3:48am On Apr 01, 2025
Counterigbolies:
rice is now 2k per Congo n 60k per gain


Those Igbos won't say anything now, but let it increase by 50kobo n they will make noise
No matter how much you claim it comes down which isn't still true, you and your fellow Ronus will continue to cry Ebin pawa ooo

PoliticsRe: Why Protests Fail In Nigeria - Lisa Bassey by yahoodetector: 3:45am On Apr 01, 2025
BabaO2:
I hate manipulators.
Same obi most of you are stylishly swaying unsuspecting mostly youths infavor, played a significant and fundamental leading role to destroy the unity and democracy in 1993. Obi and nzeribe of ABN were used to annul freest and best elections in 1993 merely because the winner is not of their tribe.
Same obi coordinated and led the SE abacha 1m march to sustain abacha in govt, this was how he was humongously financially rewarded by abacha.
Provide verifiable proof of the bolded or die from a lightening strike this coming rainy season.
TravelRe: Nigeria Professor Returns Back After Spending 48 Years In Canada With Nothing by yahoodetector: 3:39am On Apr 01, 2025
DenreleDave:
Igbo man had to quickly turn it tribal grin grin

Inferiority complex is a thing, right?

Don't worry, yọu never gonna reach his age
You are not God! You may even die before the guy you mentioned so rest

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