₦airaland Forum

MarkNsukkaBread:
It is not real, if it were most of our politicians would have entered the trap

It's only where it is set na. Like all charms some are fake. The real ones can act o.

joinnow:
The condition is commonly called penis captivus.
It is a rare, involuntary medical phenomenon where the penis becomes temporarily trapped inside the vagina during sexual intercourse. This happens because the vaginal muscles contract strongly (often during orgasm) while the penis is still erect, making withdrawal difficult for a short period.
Key points for clarity:
It is not dangerous in most cases
It usually resolves on its own within minutes
Panic and force should be avoided, as they can worsen muscle spasm
Relaxation and calm breathing typically help the muscles release
If it ever lasts unusually long or causes pain, medical attention is recommended.

My dear, magun thunder is real. Everything is not science.

For all I know, na content o. I dont believe these kids and their wahala. They know what they are doing.

Yorubastardz:
Yoruba Queens and their petty drama
Elders acting like the Kardashians

Na kings o. I no dey am

Dalohad:
You are a joker.

If his son has no confidence in him, why should other Nigerians vote him..

His son defecting show his father lacks capacity and is not even sure of winning that election, so he is trying to put their eggs in different baskets..

Sorry, but it will cost him a great deal of political capital.

None of you is wise enough to suspect he could be a mole planted by Atiku himself to spy on APC. That's a possibility.

Good. But this is not our major problem now. The Traditional rulers should be give solid constitutional roles

May his soul rest in peace amen. I remember Ray Ekpu, Dan Agbese and the immortal Dele Giwa, his compatriots.

franchasng:
It's good for their health and it will also save them cost of transportation

Why is this bad for the commissioner?

Wow. This one is a fellow man, no two way about it. They have to look closely down there

abc115:
President Trump was filmed flipping off a Ford worker who yelled "pedophile protector" at him.

#EXCLUSIVE 😳 President Trump was filmed flipping off a Ford worker who yelled "pedophile protector" at him. https://t.co/m5nLYtWxxT pic.twitter.com/512zEYV6WC

— TMZ (@TMZ) January 13, 2026

This is obviously a country of free speech. Imagine calling out BAT in this way? Security for don bundle the guy and dump in one outback detention centre after beating black and blue. You cant try this shit here.

Goodluckall:
Today is my birthday 🎂


Wish me well 🌎❤️

Happy birthday dear.

Melagros:
COMRADES, it's like Sunday at old age is looking ugly...is it my eyes

Was there any time he looked better?

MufasaLion:
Very good news since the residents are not wise enough to demand for the security of their lives and properties from their government.

As if the government will respond in record time to save lives. Are you not in Nigeria? Those waiting for the government are already in their graves, resting in peace.

This is strong. I feel that these false prophets ought to be prosecuted for this evil mind game.

suratulai89:
Better cause my husband alone can't satisfy me please

For your online verification please check my profile

Like seriously? An open admission of adultry Ladies of nowadays tire me. Shameless.

MufasaLion:
Well, the sad part of the Nigeria situation is that it will keep getting worse regardless of the leader(s). What many people fail to realize is that democracy will not be effective for a long time in Nigeria if we keep using it unless there's a strong-willed leader that can be brutal!

A benevolent dictator, you meant.

Nopyy:
records are meant to be broken

Cool. They will fall on Wednesday, for the first time.

Lol. Here they come. Can't the federal government Director of Prosecution take over these cases? They are obviously joking with a serious security question, suggesting open complicity. What happened to lives they destroyed? Were they not tagged terrorists recently? We pat terrorists on the back like that? Why is Nnamdi Kanu in jail? This country is a huge joke.

success1smyn:
I know. I wanted to blame the Olubadan but I know who the alaafin is that's why I wrote that.

He's new on the throne and wants to assert influence na

success1smyn:
E get as e be o.

Alaafin own too much abeg

What is Alaafin's own here? That he did not stand up to greet a fellow first class traditional ruler? The joke is on Olubadan. Whatever he was in the past is immaterial. We are looking at just the stools.

May his soul rest in perfect peace, amen!

Caaz:
Aiyegbenis miss came to my mind when osimhen passed the ball to Adam akor
Lolx

Honestly, I felt same until he cleared the goal keeper and scored

Double0h7:
I find her actions incredibly childish, because she knew well before the wedding that she didn’t want to marry him, but she waited until the last minute to make that known. I think she wasted many people’s precious time and resources.

Karma will find her. This kind may never marry, or marry into an abusive marriage. She knew how to evade family pressure but waited for the young man to waste his resources - and most embarrassing - bringing family and guests to such a failed mission. It's next to murder. It meant nothing to her but she committed next to murder without knowing it.

cityboylagos:
AFCON 2025: Algeria Files Second Petition Against Referee After Loss to Super Eagles



https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/01/12/afcon-2025-algeria-files-second-petition-against-referee-after-loss-to-super-eagles/

They are shameless. Osimhen's first goal which was discounted was actually a goal!

RollinTNDA:
The Intro was Igbo, I'll translate it for you

"If Life gets too tough, I gat my comfort in Jesu (Jesus). All my haters gat big nyansh from South Africa.
Ye Ye, they stink like cow poo Ye Ye
Ye Ye they stink like cow poo Ye Ye"

That's what he said in english

Lol. Lies!

Hmmm. I read in a different platform that he was freed by one high court only to be sentenced to death by another. All life matter. Unfortunately, we do not know if justice was served or miscarried. But why is he the only one being tried? I hope he gets reprieve through the executive governor but that is a slim chance. Self defence is now a crime.

Kobojunkie:
1. Let her decide on whether to join Nairaland or not by herself. 🥱🥱

2. I am interested in hearing it directly from the horse's mouth, not from a third party. 🥱🥱🥱

What are you interested in hearing? She is not going to say anything. Will u wring the words out of her? As for the guy, don't be petty. Give her the money so promised. Don't fall into same dishonesty as she. That's not to say she tried. Letting you book hotel without showing up was heartless of her. But don't pay her in same coin.

Yankee101:
If the Obaseki camp takes back power he’ll be deposed, defanged or the kingdom will be split into smaller kingdoms like they did to Sanusi in Kano emirate

You don't know Benin. It has been tried in the past with severe consequences. Then Military Administrator of Edo state, Navy Captain Ibeh Onyearugbulem was goaded into attempting the split of current Benin into three chiefdoms by the Isama of Benin, Chief Gabriel Osawaru Igbinedion, who hoped to inherit one of them: Omo N'Oba N'Orionwem, Omo N'Oba N'Ovia Oghoreti in addition to Omo N'Oba N'Edo. What happened? Benin chiefs rose as a body in condemnation and issued a curse on the MIlad. I remember the headline: BENIN CHIEFS UP IN ARMS AGAINST MILAD, BECAUSE HE DISREPECTED THEIR KING, OBA EREDIAUWA. Chief Igbinedion was declared Oghionoba. The upshot was 1. The Milad lost his son in mysterious circumstances. 2. Was removed as Milad 3. Died in his hotel room in still mysterious circumstances. Chief Igbidenion had to go cap in hand to beg the Oba. Case closed.

PigTormentor:
This is terrible thing 5o say. How can one man have so much control and then say it out loud?
Unless you are deluded like Trump, no one should be saying this in public even if you actually believe such.
Even though, Tinubu have so much control and influence in Lagos state, I can't imagine him saying this in public.

That's how loud Wike and his enablers are. If you are strong, keep it private, people know. They follow Tinubu's footsteps not following his modus operandi. All the noise and chest-beating are unnecessary. Ambode was quietly eased off without any public confrontation coming from his godfather. You see, wisdom is not common. This chest-beating and endless gaslighting will only achieve one thing - public sympathy for Fubara and the devastating political consequences for his godfather.

opalu:
Is Wike contesting for post of Governor again the 3rd time?

Tall question!

Validated:
See bunch of hopeless individuals. If the money was $10000,we would not heard.

They felt money was a pittance or an insult. It's not for the reason they gave. If it were sizeable nobody will get to know not even Wike.

Vinnie2000:
As a core Obidient, I still have give Wike credit despite detesting him based on his Antecedents.

He is a VIOLENCE Wotowoto Grandmaster Politician.

Fubara thinks he is Smart but Wike could CRUSH him in 2027 and send him to Oblivion.

Wike will sponsor and Back an Opposition candidate (like Tonye PrinceWill) in the Rivers Election
And with media Propaganda and Character assassination of Fubara, Rivers Pple could vote for that Candidate and Fubara loses out totally.

Wike becomes once again the GODFATHER in the state.

Plz Fubara Fans should enlighten us on how he can defeat Wike in 2027?

Wike is overated. It's who the people really want that will make it. Wike may not be able to rig the election, if federal support is in favour of Fubara. Let's watch till later next year, the equation will become clearer.