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Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 2:04pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
Lols, I'm loving this. 71RC coming too slow, buh with time we'll get there. To my coursemates turned oga sir(s), start gathering ur kaya. Academy is calling y'all. Faith only will surprise u Jallo shall call someone someday x2 It may be u It may be i It maybe someone by ourside |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 11:11am On Jul 13, 2018 |
Pls any body here with brig gen jallo's number? |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 11:10am On Jul 13, 2018 |
yomzygallant:Amen o. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 4:16pm On Jul 12, 2018 |
#JEHNUMEN Let your morale be high. It's Valentine Madubuike, A would be member of 71rc. For those of you going for second batch, pls go with one of these ; 1. ORIGINAL JAMB RESULT, ELSE YOU'D END UP PAYING NDA CAFE 2K 2.BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBTAINED FROM NATIONAL POPULATION COMMISSION(THOSE FROM RECOGNIZED HOSPITALS WERE ACCEPTED IN FIRST BATCH) 3. TORCHLIGHT BECAUSE PLACES WOULD BE DARK BY LIGHT OUT 4. PADLOCK BECAUSE OF THIEVES, I SWEAR THIEVES DEY NDA 5. BLANKET CUS OF COLD THOUGH NDA WOULD SHARE 6. ABONIKI OR ROB, CUS OF COLD, FEVER, BODY PAIN. 7.ENOUGH MONEY CUS OF FAST FOOD 8. CARRY GARRI, GOLDEN MOORE AND MILK OOO. except u want hunger to start touching u. #yaronMaMa AH WISH ALL OF YOU THE VERY BEST, FINAL LIST AWAITS YOU ALL. YOU GUYS ARE NO LONGER MY COURSEMATES BUT MY OGA SIR(S). MADUBUIKE VALENTINE Awaits 71RC. 70RC TAUGHT ME A LESSON 9. DECLARATION OF AGE IS ALLOWED, HIGHLY ALLOWED JOB US WHEN WE COME, WE WILL SIGN FOR IT 1 Like |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 8:34pm On Jul 10, 2018 |
Mehn, viewing this thread alone motivates me, asswear. Just the thread nd d cadets it has produced |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 12:58pm On Jul 09, 2018 |
aremz:Very true, Oyo state was 53. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 12:56pm On Jul 09, 2018 |
Walinco:Oooollllleeee we are all together |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 12:55pm On Jul 09, 2018 |
Notsonasty:Amen ooh. This thread won't die for now. Andex is still with us, he'll only change the name. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 12:53pm On Jul 09, 2018 |
opalk:Oga sir. Amen by God's grace |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 12:51pm On Jul 09, 2018 |
Notsonasty: Lols, it won't die |
Nairaland / General / My Experience In Nigerian Defence Academy Afsb And How I Killed Myself. by Yaronmama: 9:38am On Jul 07, 2018 |
Boom. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 9:34am On Jul 07, 2018 |
It all started like this, i reported to The Nigerian Defence Academy on 23rd of June,2018 for armed forces selection board, we were to be 50 from my state but only 49 came. On the entrance our bags were searched thoroughly by MP personnel for phones nd other electronics nd other harmful stuffs. If you're found with a phone they'll document it with your name nd state so you'll be able to collect it later. After the searching we moved to the next stage where our chest number was given to us, i was EN-03. We paid 2500 for online verification of results, thereafter we had to grind our yansh under hot sun�� The gateway to generalship. That's just the standard. Then we proceeded to bulama biu drill shed where they make us do it even if it is against our own wish, hehehe we went there for credentials screening which included checking of olevel result, birth certificate, nda post card, acknowledgedment form nd other things the NDA told us to bring, those without one of the required items were not disqualified immediately, The nda gave them opportunity to call their parents if they could send it over to them before the announcement of credentials result. Those who falsified age were disqualified, nd the only birth certificate that was generally accepted was the ones from National population commission or a general government hospital. If you don't have any, declaration of age from the court will be your only option. Credentials result was announced on Tuesday 26th of June nd immediately the almighty medical started in Nda permanent site Afaka . This was where i killed myself, having heard bouh nda nd the harsh treatment i thought my bp would rise cus of the threats. I started taking garlic to reduce my blood pressure not knowing my bp was normal, my state started with blood nd urine test which was done in the laboratory, they checked for protein level, diabetes, sugar level, cholesterol, hepatitis b nd c, hiv nd other blood issue, then we proceeded to Height, weight nd Bp(where my Bleep up started from), i met all the requirements in all the stages but my bp was too low due to excess garlic, i noticed it when the medic was writing the result it was reading 90/55. They even thought i took drugs because it was too low. Next was Dental examination where they check for teeth arrangement, hole in a tooth or teeth disease, those who have their front teeth extracted were disqualified because they'll not be able to open grenade if they eventually find their selves in the war front from my own understanding though, so the only way is for one to fix a permanent tooth which might cost 200K or a bridge of 50k. After the dental examination comes the eye test, where they check for long sightedness nd short sightedness nd color blindness, those with with serious issue with d eye were disqualified. We couldn't finish all the medical in one day so we went back to nda old site nd reported the next day. That day i was not myself, i couldn't sleep well i cried all through cus nda would disqualify me for having low bp, i looked for salt nd j started taking it, salt contains sodium chloride which increases someone's BP. I didn't know i was taking excess of it not until we went for physical examination where my bp was checked again, this time it was reading 160/80��� that's hypertension which has killed so many people. Thank God i didn't die. During the physical Examination, Nda will check for boo leg, flat feet, pile, number of testes, tattoos, major surgery scars nd other things. The last on medical was ECG electro cardioi gram, i didn't nd i don't know what dz means till now though mine was Normal. Those with issues were called for medical review so that no one would say NDA disqualified them because they didn't know anybody. They called me for review too but the salt was still active. I gave up from start cus i know i bleeped up but the morale is still very high. CLOWNSHIP ISSA MUST Nda afsb is not as harsh as hyped Experience is the best teacher, i know I'll clear everything next time. God bless Nigeria God bless Pmb God bless maj gen Oyebade (commandant Nda) God bless brig gen jalo (aca registrar) Rear admiral ss Garba(board chairman) Air commodore shaibu(medical team leader) Lt col at braimah✌️✌️ motivation machine Lt col ayeni�� oh my mama Oga ocholi(navy) � Greatness Captain kenechukwu ���� the pillar of all candidates. Captain audu��� the one always telling us a lieutenant is equivalent to our state governors �� he'll be like "do you even have a second lieutenant in your state" � That beautiful female captain�� NAME withheld Warrant officer Rosemary gaav(commando) our academy mummy �� Wayoo commando x2 God go bless commando x2 As e dey hot* another warrant officer Our intelligent officer ✊�� you're a baggaaaaaassss� Nd the best int whom every candidate thought was a corper �� Mehn. Military life is the best Lance corporal sani. Our own MP blood. Mungode sir Lance corporal amadi�� this one can flog for Africa �� Afsb was fun throughout. God bless us all. Not everyone can make it but anyone can make it. NDA AWAITS ME BY GOD'S GRACE. God knows the best. I couldn't cry when they disqualified me, i only thought of the time that passed nd when 71rc would commence�� NDA IS 90MERIT, i made it without anybody helping me but God � Ayam en-03 |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 8:01pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
NNAMDIII: Oga sir. Welcome sir. Oga sir you once said 120/80 bp is not accepted in nda? Plz o, that's my reading |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 7:59pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
EMROUJ: Goan collect the statement of result nd remember to come wif ya testimonial |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 6:20am On Jun 20, 2018 |
yomzygallant: Lols, oga sir. 23 is far o, it's remaining just three days. I'm so happy nd afraid at d same time because it's my first time |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 11:26am On Jun 18, 2018 |
70rc wan dull. Why nw? Haba |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 9:06pm On Jun 17, 2018 |
Obwoi. No data no nairaland thank God for freebasics ooo.at least we have been disturbing Facebook. Oga sir(s) on board. God bless you all, we are coming soon by God's grace. First batch! #onlyGodWill |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 8:31am On Jun 08, 2018 |
Please o, you people should help me out. On my neco result the name is "VALENTINE MADUBUIKE" WHILE the remaining certificates is saying "MADUBUIKE VALENTINE" pls what should i do? |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 4:48am On Jun 03, 2018 |
Notsonasty:God bless you bro. Thanks very much. You're the man |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 4:47am On Jun 03, 2018 |
Walinco: Emmy, let ur hopes be high. You guys are really strong. Last year i nearly killed myself, until i married nairaland nd today it helped me. I pray we make the final list. With God all things are possible |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 4:45am On Jun 03, 2018 |
yomzygallant:Amen bro. May your prayers be answered in jesus name. 71rc must bow. The preparations should start now. #onlyGodCan |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 7:21am On Jun 01, 2018 |
Notsonasty:Thanks feranmi. God i thank you |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 11:04am On May 31, 2018 |
God knows i did my best. Pls for those of you that'll get the list before us. Kindly check for enugu state arts nd social science if you'll see my name. Madubuike Valentine. Wish everybody success #ONLYGODWILL #onlyGodCan 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 7:08am On May 31, 2018 |
yomzygallant:Amen. I claim it. yomzygallant:Amen. I claim it. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 7:07am On May 31, 2018 |
eazibobo:Yes sir. So many people have done it |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 2:22pm On May 22, 2018 |
ekoson95: Thank you very much oga sir. i pray it'll Favour us. Oga sir pls will an artificial molar tooth lead to disqualification during afsb? |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 2:20pm On May 22, 2018 |
Walinco:Oga sir. We give God the glory. Seems like NDA don't have time for new questions again |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 7:23am On May 22, 2018 |
Oga sir. Aspirants are busy thinking bouh the list. Mehn permanent site was fun 1 Like |
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madridguy:Modified* Wow. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 6:58pm On May 16, 2018 |
Gentlemen. Success is ours. 70rc must bow. #onlyGodWill #permanentSite 1 Like |
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