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Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 2:04pm On Aug 05, 2018
Lols, I'm loving this. 71RC coming too slow, buh with time we'll get there. To my coursemates turned oga sir(s), start gathering ur kaya. Academy is calling y'all. Faith only will surprise u



Jallo shall call someone someday x2
It may be u
It may be i

It maybe someone by ourside
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 11:11am On Jul 13, 2018
Pls any body here with brig gen jallo's number?
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 11:10am On Jul 13, 2018
yomzygallant:
Officer Cdt, Day by Day......
Yaronmama i sight u Artyman,ur time is near 71RC will bow ,yh that is our time "Izza klia"
#yomzygallant wishing all second batch candidates here best of luck
Amen o.
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 4:16pm On Jul 12, 2018
#JEHNUMEN
Let your morale be high. It's Valentine Madubuike, A would be member of 71rc. For those of you going for second batch, pls go with one of these ;
1. ORIGINAL JAMB RESULT, ELSE YOU'D END UP PAYING NDA CAFE 2K
2.BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBTAINED FROM NATIONAL POPULATION COMMISSION(THOSE FROM RECOGNIZED HOSPITALS WERE ACCEPTED IN FIRST BATCH)
3. TORCHLIGHT BECAUSE PLACES WOULD BE DARK BY LIGHT OUT
4. PADLOCK BECAUSE OF THIEVES, I SWEAR THIEVES DEY NDA
5. BLANKET CUS OF COLD THOUGH NDA WOULD SHARE
6. ABONIKI OR ROB, CUS OF COLD, FEVER, BODY PAIN.
7.ENOUGH MONEY CUS OF FAST FOOD
8. CARRY GARRI, GOLDEN MOORE AND MILK OOO.
except u want hunger to start touching u.
#yaronMaMa
AH WISH ALL OF YOU THE VERY BEST, FINAL LIST AWAITS YOU ALL. YOU GUYS ARE NO LONGER MY COURSEMATES BUT MY OGA SIR(S). MADUBUIKE VALENTINE Awaits 71RC.
70RC TAUGHT ME A LESSON
9. DECLARATION OF AGE IS ALLOWED, HIGHLY ALLOWED
JOB US WHEN WE COME, WE WILL SIGN FOR IT

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Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 8:34pm On Jul 10, 2018
Mehn, viewing this thread alone motivates me, asswear. Just the thread nd d cadets it has produced
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 12:58pm On Jul 09, 2018
aremz:
Guard up gentleman 71rc!
How true is it that some names were added to the 50 man list for the AFSB i.e some states had more than 50 candidates?
Very true, Oyo state was 53.
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 12:56pm On Jul 09, 2018
Walinco:
Ayam en-03 Bro God's time is the best. Madawaki ND Lawmosh are case examples. Both attended afsb 3times. Never give up Perseverance pays.
71rc-All the way
Oooollllleeee we are all together
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 12:55pm On Jul 09, 2018
Notsonasty:


I sight you bro...sorry man..we go destroy them for 71rc.. I don start thread for 71rc already sef.. God go see us through
Amen ooh. This thread won't die for now. Andex is still with us, he'll only change the name.
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 12:53pm On Jul 09, 2018
opalk:
Yaronmama U try U are now AFSB tested U will get 71RC
Oga sir. Amen by God's grace
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 12:51pm On Jul 09, 2018
Notsonasty:
You guys I have created thread for 71-73rc .. but it's under general instead of education because education page wasn't loading.. I know this group will just die down by November..it has happened to madawaki own... so I want to try and keep it going
It's Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes....71-73rc

Lols, it won't die
Nairaland / General / My Experience In Nigerian Defence Academy Afsb And How I Killed Myself. by Yaronmama: 9:38am On Jul 07, 2018
Boom.
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 9:34am On Jul 07, 2018
It all started like this, i reported to The Nigerian Defence Academy on 23rd of June,2018 for armed forces selection board, we were to be 50 from my state but only 49 came. On the entrance our bags were searched thoroughly by MP personnel for phones nd other electronics nd other harmful stuffs. If you're found with a phone they'll document it with your name nd state so you'll be able to collect it later. After the searching we moved to the next stage where our chest number was given to us, i was EN-03. We paid 2500 for online verification of results, thereafter we had to grind our yansh under hot sun�� The gateway to generalship. That's just the standard. Then we proceeded to bulama biu drill shed where they make us do it even if it is against our own wish, hehehe we went there for credentials screening which included checking of olevel result, birth certificate, nda post card, acknowledgedment form nd other things the NDA told us to bring, those without one of the required items were not disqualified immediately, The nda gave them opportunity to call their parents if they could send it over to them before the announcement of credentials result. Those who falsified age were disqualified, nd the only birth certificate that was generally accepted was the ones from National population commission or a general government hospital. If you don't have any, declaration of age from the court will be your only option.
Credentials result was announced on Tuesday 26th of June nd immediately the almighty medical started in Nda permanent site Afaka . This was where i killed myself, having heard bouh nda nd the harsh treatment i thought my bp would rise cus of the threats. I started taking garlic to reduce my blood pressure not knowing my bp was normal, my state started with blood nd urine test which was done in the laboratory, they checked for protein level, diabetes, sugar level, cholesterol, hepatitis b nd c, hiv nd other blood issue, then we proceeded to Height, weight nd Bp(where my Bleep up started from), i met all the requirements in all the stages but my bp was too low due to excess garlic, i noticed it when the medic was writing the result it was reading 90/55. They even thought i took drugs because it was too low. Next was Dental examination where they check for teeth arrangement, hole in a tooth or teeth disease, those who have their front teeth extracted were disqualified because they'll not be able to open grenade if they eventually find their selves in the war front from my own understanding though, so the only way is for one to fix a permanent tooth which might cost 200K or a bridge of 50k. After the dental examination comes the eye test, where they check for long sightedness nd short sightedness nd color blindness, those with with serious issue with d eye were disqualified. We couldn't finish all the medical in one day so we went back to nda old site nd reported the next day. That day i was not myself, i couldn't sleep well i cried all through cus nda would disqualify me for having low bp, i looked for salt nd j started taking it, salt contains sodium chloride which increases someone's BP. I didn't know i was taking excess of it not until we went for physical examination where my bp was checked again, this time it was reading 160/80��� that's hypertension which has killed so many people. Thank God i didn't die. During the physical Examination, Nda will check for boo leg, flat feet, pile, number of testes, tattoos, major surgery scars nd other things. The last on medical was ECG electro cardioi gram, i didn't nd i don't know what dz means till now though mine was Normal.
Those with issues were called for medical review so that no one would say NDA disqualified them because they didn't know anybody. They called me for review too but the salt was still active. I gave up from start cus i know i bleeped up but the morale is still very high. CLOWNSHIP ISSA MUST
Nda afsb is not as harsh as hyped
Experience is the best teacher, i know I'll clear everything next time.
God bless Nigeria
God bless Pmb
God bless maj gen Oyebade (commandant Nda)
God bless brig gen jalo (aca registrar)
Rear admiral ss Garba(board chairman)
Air commodore shaibu(medical team leader)
Lt col at braimah✌️✌️ motivation machine
Lt col ayeni�� oh my mama
Oga ocholi(navy) � Greatness
Captain kenechukwu ���� the pillar of all candidates.
Captain audu��� the one always telling us a lieutenant is equivalent to our state governors �� he'll be like "do you even have a second lieutenant in your state" �
That beautiful female captain�� NAME withheld
Warrant officer Rosemary gaav(commando) our academy mummy �� Wayoo commando x2 God go bless commando x2
As e dey hot* another warrant officer
Our intelligent officer ✊�� you're a baggaaaaaassss�
Nd the best int whom every candidate thought was a corper �� Mehn. Military life is the best
Lance corporal sani. Our own MP blood. Mungode sir
Lance corporal amadi�� this one can flog for Africa ��
Afsb was fun throughout. God bless us all. Not everyone can make it but anyone can make it. NDA AWAITS ME BY GOD'S GRACE.
God knows the best. I couldn't cry when they disqualified me, i only thought of the time that passed nd when 71rc would commence��
NDA IS 90MERIT, i made it without anybody helping me but God �
Ayam en-03
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 8:01pm On Jun 21, 2018
NNAMDIII:
71RC muje muje, morale is not high sha but i know that I'll be an officer day by day

Oga sir. Welcome sir. Oga sir you once said 120/80 bp is not accepted in nda? Plz o, that's my reading
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 7:59pm On Jun 21, 2018
EMROUJ:
Pls someone help.. Are we taking our original neco result or online print out.. And is 2016 neco even out(original)


Goan collect the statement of result nd remember to come wif ya testimonial
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 6:20am On Jun 20, 2018
yomzygallant:

infact it's too dull, don't worry June 23 go soon nak nd besides must people here Don pack load go FB.buh we still dey together sha.

-----71RC Muje! ----


#yomzygallant

Lols, oga sir. 23 is far o, it's remaining just three days. I'm so happy nd afraid at d same time because it's my first time
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 11:26am On Jun 18, 2018
70rc wan dull. Why nw? Haba
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 9:06pm On Jun 17, 2018
Obwoi. No data no nairaland thank God for freebasics ooo.at least we have been disturbing Facebook.

Oga sir(s) on board. God bless you all, we are coming soon by God's grace.

First batch! #onlyGodWill
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 8:31am On Jun 08, 2018
Please o, you people should help me out. On my neco result the name is "VALENTINE MADUBUIKE" WHILE the remaining certificates is saying "MADUBUIKE VALENTINE" pls what should i do?
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 4:48am On Jun 03, 2018
Notsonasty:

You made the list bro , CONGRATULATIONS!!
God bless you bro. Thanks very much. You're the man
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 4:47am On Jun 03, 2018
Walinco:
Its really painful though. But av learnt a lot from this thread that perseverance pays a lot..Am goona take 71rc I pray i make it this time.
To those shortlisted thank God but I won't congratulate you now not until u make the final list. So go to kad and make ur performance gets to the peak,May God grants u success as u re about to be welcome into the Academy.
71rc clowns guard up.Academy is calling!!! Lets start the race again.
Once again I thank God for Yaronmama,yomzygallant,tobhykillz and others wu made the list.

Emmy, let ur hopes be high. You guys are really strong. Last year i nearly killed myself, until i married nairaland nd today it helped me. I pray we make the final list.
With God all things are possible
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 4:45am On Jun 03, 2018
yomzygallant:
Am so happy to see applicants who are nw candidates on this thread.
[Artyman tobhykillz,yaronmama,Nicheey and others who made it here]nw go Academy,see nd conquer, Show them wat uve got, tell them say na u get 70rc.

God will guide u guys till u see ur name on the Final list.
Dont 4get to extend our regards to the New Commandant.....................

#yomzygallant
Amen bro.
May your prayers be answered in jesus name.
71rc must bow. The preparations should start now.
#onlyGodCan
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 7:21am On Jun 01, 2018
Notsonasty:


You made the list bro , CONGRATULATIONS!!
Thanks feranmi. God i thank you
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 11:04am On May 31, 2018
God knows i did my best. Pls for those of you that'll get the list before us. Kindly check for enugu state arts nd social science if you'll see my name. Madubuike Valentine. Wish everybody success
#ONLYGODWILL
#onlyGodCan

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Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 7:08am On May 31, 2018
yomzygallant:
m telling u most people will make it here
Amen. I claim it. cool
yomzygallant:
m telling u most people will make it here
Amen. I claim it.
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 7:07am On May 31, 2018
eazibobo:
do u guyz no if some1 ho joined d air force as a recruit can acquire a university degree while in service nd apply 4 dssc afterwards?nd can d yrs of service of dssc be extended to 35yrs lik after passing out of nda?
Yes sir. So many people have done it
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 2:22pm On May 22, 2018
ekoson95:
Gentlemen 70RC, how's thy morale?

It's been a while since I came here, probably due to the juvenile characters of some applicants; meanwhile, it's good so see y'all preparing in top gear.

Rumors have it that the intake for this course will be more than previous preceding courses.....the funny thing is most rumors turn out to be true in Academy.

.......and pls, if you're nursing the intention of dashing when selected, dont come and waste somebody's slot.


Piece and piece.

Thank you very much oga sir.
i pray it'll Favour us.
Oga sir pls will an artificial molar tooth lead to disqualification during afsb?
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 2:20pm On May 22, 2018
Walinco:
HW was the exam?
Oga sir. We give God the glory. Seems like NDA don't have time for new questions again
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 7:23am On May 22, 2018
Oga sir. Aspirants are busy thinking bouh the list. Mehn permanent site was fun

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Foreign Affairs / Re: “we Can Destroy Israel In Less Than 12 Minutes” Says Pakistani Commander by Yaronmama: 1:51am On May 21, 2018
madridguy:
Do you know Pakistan is the only Muslim country with nuclear power?

Modified*
Wow.
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by Yaronmama: 6:58pm On May 16, 2018
Gentlemen. Success is ours. 70rc must bow. #onlyGodWill

#permanentSite

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yaronmama: 7:43am On May 09, 2018
Villarreal to win Barcelona grin

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