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[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]HEY OP dont make fun of the GODS. [/quote]shut you useless mouth!!!gods that come from satan!!!

Mtn»manage the network«

Lyk a sockaway pit this story is full of shiit

Y die over nairaland acct??

ReineViolette: Just like a mirror...your words say a lot about you

you wana copy me abi?toilet-shittt,oga how mirror take relate with word??

Like a dirty toilet this Op is full of SHIITT!!

Odward: No offence pls,why e be say some pple no dey get sense like dis now.....ehn back to d matter God punish d post(abi shey na thread dem dey call am) now to d author of dis yeye post don't ever Bleep with my fucking time and fucking mb again.....tchew yeye dey smell.

see how ur brain function-board reads clearly JOKES,what da Bleep where u expecting

englishmart: spits on trend and boards my flight....

#dana air

It happened in Lagos few
weeks back. I heard it today in a
BRT bus. This world is becoming
even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a
prostitute clothed seductively by
the road. she was just to sexy to
be overlooked. He picked her up
and abandoned the way home to
a hotel. He lodged in with her. In
less than five minutes he was on
top of her. The prostitute was as
flexible as a snake. When he was
having sex with her, her
moanings sounded like a 'hissing
snake'. But he was carried away
with her moves and didn't really
give his concern to it. The
married man had sex with her
over and over again. Paid her
more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with
the intention of having another
round with her. He didn't find
her on the bed. He heard hissing
sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and
saunters to the bathroom. He
opened the door. His heart beat
drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons talking to each other. He
screamed loudly. The pythons
leaped on him. He ran to the
door and found it locked. The
pythons crawled to him. He
shouted for help and banged the
door. The pythons got to him
and jumps to strike him.
Immediately he woke up! And
almost screamed but couldn't
when he discovered it was just a
nightmare. The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he
felt. He felt something cold
touching his body. He searched
with his hands and it felt like a
cylinder with a hard skin
impregnated with scales. He
finally felt something trying to
swallow his head. He touched it
and discovered it was a big
snake trying to swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark. His head,
down to his chest was inside the
snake's mouth. The snake's
poisonous saliva covered his
face. He started struggling and
struggling. But the snake pinned
him down. He tried to scream for
help but couldn't because if he
opens his mouth, the snake's
poisonous saliva will flow in and
he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully. He kicked his leg, used
his hands but the snake was too
strong. He managed to bite the
snake's tongue. The snake got
wounded and forcefull vomits
him. He looked at the snake with
blood on his mouth and
discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and
smashed the python. The python
collapsed. He jerked up and
jumped out of the bed. He
started screaming for help. He
dashed out of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean
and cool. His wife was asleep
aleady. He crawled into the bed
beside his wife and slept off. He
woke up almost at dawn and
discovered his wife has turned
into a snake.. The wife told him
everything he did and how he
stroke a python dead. Before he
could apologise, his wife tod him
she was her mother disguised in
a different body. He cheated on
him with her mother. She so got
angry. The man almost commited
suicide. His wife told him to
return to that hotel and carry her
mother back to the house if not
she'll kill him. He left immediately
and rushed down to the hotel. He
went straight to the hotel room
and found his wife, mother-
inlaw, his sister, his mother in
the room. They were all hissing
like snakes. Immediately he
realised they were all in the same
secret cult. They stood up and
watch him without saying a
word. Great panic gripped him
by the throat. He couldn't talk.....
And the only problem now is **I
don't just know how I will end
this FAKE story...****
Mtcheww www ...Happened in
Lagos my foot..... Fake story
joor ... I'm sorry if I scared you.
Anyway this is one way of saying
*be careful*
The season is not as
safe as it appears.

Dear Obasanjo,
If you really have the progress of this nation at heart
you should have thought twice before publicizing a
letter that was meant for president Goodluck
Jonathan. A well thinking minded person will ask if
you are trying to advice or criticize the president, I
wonder if you have a personal reason for your letter.
You sat on a balcony thinking it was the bailiwick,
criticizing the song that you personaly composed with
such bravado. Why?. I wonder how Nigerians rated
your Government during your regime, not to mention
how you strived for third term, thanks to Alh. Atiku
Abubakar who stoped the moving train. I don't want
to mention how your government frivolously frittered
Nigeria's money which hitherto still dwells in our
memories.
while South Africans are busy celebrating a life well
spent by a Hero, you were busy criticizing what you
can't change. I don't know how you feel when you
hear that name Mandela, but i think you should bury
your face in shame and disgrace. You were once a
father in this great nation but now it's time you
should be considered a primitive.
Remember that when a father nakeds his own son in
a market place; he never meant well for him.
Criticism and character assassination are oil for
greatness if directed to it's proper channel.
God bless Nigeria.
#YBNS CEO