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MTN Spam Messages by Sagytarius(m): 1:45pm On Dec 13, 2013
Dear MTN, my dear MTN, Dearest MTN, my Dearest MTN... no matter how you p people rephrase this text and send it to me, I would not fall victim to your business tricks.

Initially it was "few steps away from receiving your N2,000,000 reward".... I kept quiet...

then i checked my balance and saw "you would not receive your N2,000,000 reward if you dont text "yes to 7070"....I still kept quiet....

Then i recharged and i saw "reward your self right now, text yes to 7070 and you could win N2,000,000".... i still kept quiet....

Then i got a text and viewed it. What i saw is "does your number end with 7395? please send OK to 7070! *******7395has been rewarded with access to MTN's N2,000,000 draw today! subscribe for 100/day"....i still kept quiet...

Then i saw an alert again!!... "are you divinewisdom? yello, you just won MTN's N2,000,000 draw. Text OK to 7070 to claim it, 100/day" (money wey i don win i go still text 100/day to claim am abii?)....ok o, istill kept quiet....

Then just now i received a call and guess who called me? 7070... abeg wetin them wan tell me wey them never send for text? who knows what the next format will
be?

pals please judge me and MTN. ooo. I dey my own o...dem wan force N2,000,000 enter my hand, N2,000,000 na by. force? ... #Argghhh!
MTN I no want abeg!

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by stefikal(f): 1:59pm On Dec 13, 2013
Have faithtonguegringrin

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by maddest: 3:11pm On Dec 13, 2013
It's so annoying. MODS pls front page material. If NCC cannot protect us, we should @least voice out our complains. We deserve to be heard.

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by Sagytarius(m): 3:29pm On Dec 13, 2013
stefikal: Have faithtonguegringrin
Omo, faith won't work here o. I feel like strangling their managers. Its so annoying.

BTW, tsup wif u? U back to sch? Or want to flex out the rest of the year?
Re: MTN Spam Messages by Sagytarius(m): 3:31pm On Dec 13, 2013
maddest: It's so annoying. MODS pls front page material. If NCC cannot protect us, we should @least voice out our complains. We deserve to be heard.
I thought I heard NCC did somfin about it. Buh I don't seem to notice any difference. Its worseningby the day.
Re: MTN Spam Messages by stefikal(f): 4:05pm On Dec 13, 2013
Sagytarius: Omo, faith won't work here o. I feel like strangling their managers. Its so annoying.

BTW, tsup wif u? U back to sch? Or want to flex out the rest of the year?

flexing wink all dz service providers ehm, dem get am 4 body sote persn go even dey confused when him wan port

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by Sagytarius(m): 4:31pm On Dec 13, 2013
@stefikal what happens, then, to those with all network Sims? Where do they port to?
Re: MTN Spam Messages by bunmioguns(m): 4:25am On Dec 14, 2013
this space is for sale...
Re: MTN Spam Messages by stefikal(f): 6:51am On Dec 14, 2013
Sagytarius: @stefikal what happens, then, to those with all network Sims? Where do they port to?

wait, lemme ask googlewink
Re: MTN Spam Messages by Sagytarius(m): 7:42am On Dec 14, 2013
stefikal:

wait, lemme ask googlewink
wouldn't google be too slow compared to Ifa?

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by stefikal(f): 7:55am On Dec 14, 2013
Sagytarius: wouldn't google be too slow compared to Ifa?

Ifa na old skl jawee...google na my best friendcheesy
Re: MTN Spam Messages by YBNSCEO(m): 8:32am On Dec 14, 2013
Mtn»manage the network«
Re: MTN Spam Messages by Sagytarius(m): 8:57am On Dec 14, 2013
stefikal:

Ifa na old skl jawee...google na my best friendcheesy
Hmmm. I see. Oya ask google and give me feedback.

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by tolu4you: 4:49pm On Dec 14, 2013
send yes to 7070 to claim 2,000,000 to night..... Stupid mtn
Re: MTN Spam Messages by Nobody: 4:49pm On Dec 14, 2013
Multi link unko
Re: MTN Spam Messages by blazincruz(m): 4:51pm On Dec 14, 2013
hmmmm

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by stefikal(f): 4:51pm On Dec 14, 2013
Oyaaa he don land front page
Re: MTN Spam Messages by Sallychizzl3: 4:56pm On Dec 14, 2013
The most annoying thing is that they'd twice automatically subscribed me for one useless sms alert on some useless international news. Before i knw it i had received a msg "you had been charged #50 for your sms pack alert, text CANCEL to 3140 to opt out" after they'd deducted d money from my acct. I called their customer care and they were like maybe someone helped me do it, I was so infuriated that d agent started begging me bt my money wasnt refunded nd it happened the 2nd time again. I mean who can one call to help in all these swindling? Its really getting out of hand.

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by emalek86(m): 4:57pm On Dec 14, 2013
we must to chop ur 100 or we go block ur sim. continue d music
Re: MTN Spam Messages by Onlinebiz2012: 4:57pm On Dec 14, 2013
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Re: MTN Spam Messages by ignis: 4:57pm On Dec 14, 2013
You are not alone....
Re: MTN Spam Messages by gboso1ne(m): 4:58pm On Dec 14, 2013
Mtn na mumumugu na
Re: MTN Spam Messages by bislab(m): 4:59pm On Dec 14, 2013
Can I c masef in front page... Thanks to this dubious MTN. D doer of gud nd bad... Na dis same network go dey comot ur balance 4 news wey u no subscribe 4. Na dis same network go run ur ba3 down with dia useless mssg. To b sincere dis telecommunication company gat to b sued they r jst so annoying.

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by Macbriz(m): 5:00pm On Dec 14, 2013
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Re: MTN Spam Messages by fasho01(m): 5:02pm On Dec 14, 2013
This issue is really getting out of hand. & here I thought I was in this mtn wahala alone
Re: MTN Spam Messages by bishungclem: 5:02pm On Dec 14, 2013
Bros forget.wait till u see etisalat.God na them worst pass
Re: MTN Spam Messages by nneh1(f): 5:03pm On Dec 14, 2013
Gone are the days I will be in a hurry to answer my phone whether it's a call or an SMS. It's not worth it. MTN I don't need any sms or call from 4500,7070,3553 etc pls. Infact the worst ia at night. God will help us.

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by mauricerex: 5:06pm On Dec 14, 2013
No mind those air time robbers always looking for a way to make you load more air time like say na dem dey give person
Re: MTN Spam Messages by OkikiOluwa1(m): 5:14pm On Dec 14, 2013
The way they are disturbing us with their 'dangerous' promo sms is alarming. Those promos are dangerous to our airtime!
I m fed up with the way they operate.
They know Nigerians love promo, they are capitalizing on it.
Nothing wey dem no dey send.
MTN just act as if they are so hungry & desperate.
Last Bullet
Soon, we ll be receiving crazy texts like "Tonto Dike has not taken her bath since 3 days, text smell to 419 to smell her armpit".
Visit my profile & check the topic 'Incessant Harrasment From Nigerian Mobile Network Operators' for more understanding.

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Re: MTN Spam Messages by stevolinkon40: 5:16pm On Dec 14, 2013
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Re: MTN Spam Messages by 9jahubcom(m): 5:17pm On Dec 14, 2013
na wamtn
Re: MTN Spam Messages by 9jahubcom(m): 5:18pm On Dec 14, 2013
haha

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