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I really find this strange but true because I don't really no maybe any of you guys have come across one or two occasion like mine?

I was at a wedding occasion last week Saturday were i was seating a little closer to the bride when a young lady finally came and was asking the bride why is there no meat available but only fish?? You couldn't believe what the bride told the poor lady..the bride was like OoOo..sorry day stole the cow and some chicken we bought 3days ago before the wedding..and I was like OoOoboy see lie!! So some ladies still they lie on there wedding day again?? The bible says. say the truth and the truth will set you free.. why can't you just tell the poor lady that sorry we only bought some kilo of meats and they were not expecting so many people that's all..ladies I don't really no OoOh!!!...owner they lie on Valentine's day,Christmas day,new year day,independence day,mothers day,fathers day. Even on wedding day again?? This made me fear some ladies to the extended that even when a lady give me ice block inside a cup and she told me the ice block is very cooled. I go first touch the ice block to confrm maybe the ice block is truly cooled not hot!!

I was with my friend yesterday when a matured lady passed us by..then he told me the that the lady who just passed by was not yet married and she is almost clocking to 35 or 36 though she looks even older than that but not yet married..and he also said she is still a virgin..I can't really say is true because I never browse for her cafe before even to say I want go open website there so I decide to create a related topic about her experience..Let's role on..no time for super story!!



(1)the truth becomes lies:- After 35years and you finally find a man you want to marry and you finally decided to tell him the truth that you are a virgin!!the man mind will be like OoOboy..see lie?? you no feet lie different brand of lie gave me?? even you say day stole my BlackBerry Bis subscription last week i feet believe that one!! but say you be virgin na lie after all those guys were don open your website?? It will be very hard for him to believe even when you are telling him the truth because of the age factor won't let him believe.

(2)still hoping for the Mr right:-after 35 years and no man finally came.. she Will be like oooomy God!! all this time were I Don they hide my pincode make no any man see am..now my account don they expire.. God why me? 
 
3Pastor is my solution:-After 35years no man finally came and all her friends have married with grownups children.even her friends were no be even virgin..when day done open her yahoo and gmail pass anything done marry get grownups children to..
then she will start going from church to churches to see different types of pastors.. finally she go be like next Sunday I Will be the one to seat in front of the church this types of lady's comes to church by 6am. even when the church is not open they will wait at the gate until the gateman comes to open the gate for them to enter..I day always sorry for this types of ladies!!
 
(4)The hard to get:-this type of ladies be like i won't show him my pincode if we don't date each other for like six or five yearssssss..After the guy wait for like 2years or 3years no single sing of any pin talkless of code the guy go just wakker him own they go..another guy come the same thing as if they hide Gold for her browser.. like June and July 35years go pass like super story..
 
(5)the game changer aka apc..After 35years and Mr right finally came..they go as far as to remind the man almost every seconds to ask the man what date will be the wedding date e.g if day start dating each other on 2/February/2015 she will be like can't we make the wedding date 5/March/2015..even when the man said he don't have money to pay her bride price.. she go be like don't worry I will borrow you money to pay after the wedding you can pay me back..Lol if na you be the man go gree pay back??

AdaEkube:
Madam of all places this is where u decided to bring ur problems to.Most of them advising you r not even married and r desperately searching,some don't hv an international passport let alone applied for a visa to travel anywhere. this is something u should talk to God about,Mk Him d number one person in your home,pray for ur hubby,dats wat wives do.next time he's in town u discuss with him,tell him how u feel and u guys would settle dis with one understanding.Marriage ain't roses like dat,there are sacrifices u make to keep it going.

she tell you say God na her neighbor ...and wytn bring international passport for this matter again..

prinwa:
Hi
I am a lady in my late 20, I have been married for 5years now. My husband come back once in a year, I am getting tired of the loneliness and lack of sex, though I have never cheated on him. I just feel I made a huge mistake. I have 2 kids for him, and I try to keep myself busy in order to avoid temptation. My husband. Doesn't have another wife apart from me, recently I asked him about our papers and he said he doesn't want us to come and live there permanently , but we can visit and go. I want to be together with my husband. I am really getting tired of the whole situation. My children are growing up with out him and it is making me unhappy. I need your advice please.

sorry to say I disagree to agree..how you go say you husband come's once a year?? you ma think am na?? abi na inside Ocean him day work?

lolaxavier:
It shows you know nothing about relationships. Don't you know what it means to be without the physical affection of your partner, husband for that matter. He comes home only once in a year. He probably would spend just a month or two before going back. Do you mean a lady in her 20s will now enjoy sex just for that period. Besides, it goes beyond sex. His presence would mean a lot to the family.

how married man go come visit him wife only ones a year.??na for inside sea the man they work..this show's that you to don't no anything about relationships..

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findout932:
for those of you not following don on instangram, u are missing

how that one come take affect the price of garri for market??

na wynt no day ever make sense you go see fo front page..I don't no what narialand admin day do self?? not funny abeg

this one no look like wytn one person go eat ich..

check out my own

very bad

INTROVERT:
Where are all the NAFDAC and SON peeps on NL. This is quite serious and dangerous for kids.

wytn we were they chop garri go come talk nhe(??

gaming life

Wife of the President, Mrs. Aisha Buhari, said that despite her status as the wife of the Nigerian president, she still cooks her husband’s food.
She revealed this at a party she organized to mark the Eid-el-Fitri celebration at the Banquet Hall of the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
She said:
“I’m going to leave you soon. I want to go back home to cook for my husband because my children are here playing with you. Nobody is at home, only my husband. So, I want to go back home to be with him and also cook dinner for him”, she said.
She further stated that the Sallah party was an indication of promoting warm interaction and sharing.
She said, “On occasions like this, we celebrate with children, especially the less privileged, including those in the various internally displaced persons’ (IDPs) camp. We love, appreciate and share with their present situation.
“The reason for this is to promote warm interaction and sharing what we have with one another. On this note particularly, we decided to celebrate with all children from different background”.

I know it’s hard to believe, even for me writing it, but reports claim that American rapper, The Game has signed Terry G to his record label, Black Wall Street Records.
Black Wall Street Records is owned by Jayceon Taylor also known as The Game, his half-brother, George ‘Big Fase 100′ Taylor III and Suni Osorun ‘Big Suni’.
According to sources, the deal was facilitated by the company’s co-founder, Big Suni.
Reports also have it that Terry has earned himself a fortune and through the deal, the singer was able to buy a mansion and a Ferrari ride.
Big Suni showed off Terry G’s album in a new photo while promoting the new deal.

Former U.S. President George H.W. Bush was released from a hospital in Maine on Sunday after being treated for a broken bone in his neck, spokesman Jim McGrath said according to USA Today.
Bush, 91, the oldest living former American president, was hospitalized on Wednesday after a fall at his summer home in Kennebunkport,

The All Progressives Congress (APC) wants the past administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan to apologise for the way he ruled the country.
It has called on Jonathan to apologize to Nigerians for the kind of bad governance and leadership
it administered on the country during the six years he spent in office.
APC also called on the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) to humble itself and apologize to the people for the way it mismanaged the country for the 6years it ruled the country, saying their apologies would be the most honorable thing to do.
In a statement by the Publicity Secretary of the APC in Ondo State, Omoba Adesanya on Sunday said the PDP should be remorseful and apologetic for plunging the country into the mess it found itself rather than making excuses.
The party added that the process of rescuing the country from the level the PDP government left it might take time and that there would be need for patience.
“Jonathan and PDP brought this country into disrepute, domestic and international odium, economic crisis, insecurity, unemployment, unprecedented corruption, abuse of state apparatus, infrastructural decadence, poverty, and many other issues.
“But instead of being remorseful and apologetic, the party, through its National Publicity Secretary, Olisa Metuh, has been making defenceless excuses and arguments, saying President Muhammadu Buhari is slow, that APC is not prepared for governance or that we are not keeping to our promises.
“This is laughable because Nigerians are already in sync with the current administration. The President should be commended for his dogged approach to blocking all leakages and apprehending looters,” the statement read.
“You cannot hit the ground running without carefully observing and removing the entire banana peels littering the ground to avoid a dangerous crash. We advice Metuh and his party to be patient. In a matter of time, after all that is being planned by this government has mature and the results start coming out, Nigerians will be able to know who has come to serve them and who has taken them for a ride for 6years,” it added.

we brought you back in time to the internet in the 90’s . This time we want to show you what the very first computer mouse looked like.
You may be surprised to learn that the first computer mouse was actually made of wood! I know, hard to imagine, right?

how person go wear 3 different clothes because on occasion ladies get wahala..

maxwellogbonna:
Op what if the man don't have money to marry at the age of 30yrs, whta is it called?

lol spiritual money

ok I Will tell my pastor next week Sunday

Sammy12302:
i have a dream that one day to marry a girl go be free

I can see that dream coming true...

Sammy12302:
i have a dream that one day to marry a girl go be free

I can see that dream coming true...

11 the mechanic girl friends:- this once always service you dick when It won't work well..

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I also once find it very difficult for me to shade but it was not hard when I find out types of pencil I need for my shading..the most important pencils you need for your shading are 6B ,5B and 4B..after applying shading use a (cotton wool) to blind you shading out..this picture is an example how I also blind some of my works..

tucky200:
Nice...those girls fine no be small, chei

Mr mad man..shekau doesn't pray to ALLAH !!
Got it ??

then a way those he always call ALLAH on his videos?

here is a quick colour pencil drawing I did to show you how to draw with out scaleing your drawing..