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hi feel good, i really feeeeeeel you and the joke put it rather like ''most people steal the towels not the doors, ha ha ha must have thought the door was stollen.

[quote][/quote]@dennylove


take it easy denny i'm sure she's just trying to be funny, no hard feelings at all. remember this forum is just for fun.

so reduce the 'Hard earned advice' and enjoy the trend

HAVE A NICE DAY

same storry different title

sorry guys could'nt download the attached picture
so unfortunate

pls click this envelope

CASE DISMMISED [quote][/quote]i concur!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's lost it

thanks all

on a second thought, because i really want to help though


The answer is;

the most suitable name for the baby is WHAT

and the place of birth is WHERE

just like you said

. . . . . 80%

100%


DONE

FOR A BABY BOY THE NAME SHOULD BE JOHNNY I.E (journey on a plane)

and if the baby is a girl she should simply be named 'planey' or Airay

for the place of birth i think i should be aerospace clinic

hope i've been able to help

still searching. . . . . .

10%. . . .

30%. . . .

40%. . . .

60%. . . .

good, keep waiting




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searching. . . .

the hand needs massaging not the,

nice one

she must be a blonde old mama

he is a very wicked man, and to think that the wife followed him to the well in trust

oh yea!

well, serves hijm right

During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this was what he came up with:

I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.

Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.

Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.

Also to my brothers wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.

Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for those who didnt get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication(hopefully next year).

Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the musicals well as entertain us all here, today.

Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.

Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.

The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.

I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink .

Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding.

Thank you.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

oh yea, thanks

@LiquidMind ---[quote]I  don see long prick way enter from toto come out for mouth[quote][/quote]

another ''crass gags'' birds of the same feathers,

Abi o

and she even put the hand in the bartender's mouth

meaning she used her hand? gosh!!!!!!!!

@all,
plz i'm very sorry for that.
maybe you teach me how to improve.
sounds polite?

@alexmakaay -- now that's funny

help !!!!! i can't stop lauging , ,

this is very funny, not only the joke but also the comments.

nice one chinwendy .

i hope u're still around

help !!!!! i can't stop lauging ,

this is very funny, not only the joke but also the comments.

nice one chinwendy .

i hope u're still aroud

Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea. One day
while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship. It was about to sink.
Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't know what to. Someone suggested that they
do what the Negroes did, "Pray."

Unfortunately, no one knew what to say. So they called "Thomas" a black cook on
the ship, and asked him to pray. Thomas agreed. Came up on the deck, removed
his cap and began like this:

"LAWD one day I wuz hongray, I went to a restruant to git me sumpin' to eat!
, An da sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.

Den, I went to da water fountin to git me some wauter and da sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.

Den, I went to de toilet room and da sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.

So, LAWD Almitee, When this hear big 'ol boat sanks, let it be: FOR WHITE
FOLKS ONLY.

In yo name I pray, AMEN

Killer Confessions!!!!

Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday.

They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them.

Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others.

He said " guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses". They all agreed to this.

This pastor said " Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"! Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!" The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell.

He stood up and said " My brothers my problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share this! I will be back!

where did u get this crap.learn from people like us

@SAM MILLA- Pls dont compare urself with a local champ. feeling too cool for comfort, your jokes are a million miles polished than this. Keep it up

meaning that's why she can't fathom d difference btw the pain on the figure and on the body she?

haha funny