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Plz if u are a private ethereum lender, contact me and let's discuss. Regards.

I don't wanna get banned. So drop your email, and I'll send you the link where you'll earn $100 worth of tokens just by signing up.

Since when do staff of Nigerian Government agencies pick up calls? Even ordinary emails are always ignored.


As a staff of the Bank, I can assure you that if indeed you've been dealing with the Bank all you need to get this issue resolved is a call to the customer care unit. No staff of the Bank is allowed to collect a penny from you until you accept the offer letter. Kindly drop your complaint with the customer unit 07002255264/customercare@boi.ng[/quote]

BOI favours politicians and top shots. They tell you they don't disburse cash, but I can authoritatively tell you that the Benue State Governor has been enjoying steady working capital from the bank for his various businesses.

Also learnt they gave the wife of Senator David Mark about 2billion to equip her hospital in Otukpo, Benue State.

These Government lending institutions are all a scam. Farmers that applied for loans from Bank Of Agric in Benue State since last year are yet to receive their funds. They gave farmers inputs at prices twice the market rates and the fertilizer was substandard.

BOI, BOA and the rest of them are a bunch of crap.

The screenplay is international standard

Title Of Screenplay: MY ADULT BABY

Genre: Action/ Thriller

Synopsis: When a man finds out that his replica killer fugitive pretending to be him, is actually his nine month old baby who has been injected with excessive human growth hormone, he must fight to liberate his wife and baby from the den of these illegal endocrinologists.

Producers/ investors are welcome!

volumefied@gmail.com

Location: Makurdi, Benue State.

Hello to you all!

This write up is quite long, but please dedicate just 2 minutes of your time to read through.

I've had these on my mind for a while and thought to share. Contributions, suggestions and criticisms are highly welcome.

As an ardent Nairaland guest and occasional log in member, I've come to realize that most Nairalanders are all bark and no bite. My words may be a little bit harsh, but it breaks my heart when someone is beheaded and all we do is rant and wait for the next negative story to be shared.

Or when a Nairaland member is bold enough to come on this forum to ask for as meagre a sum as #5,000 and all he gets is backlashes and being labelled a scammer.

The last time I checked, scamming is when you buy a supposed teeth whitener and end up with a yellow teeth. Or when you've been blacklisted by the US embassy, but they don't tell you and keep collecting your visa application fee.

Having brought the above to your attention, I think there are ways we can add more value to this community. So here are my suggestions.

1. Let us start a Nairaland trust fund to be managed by Seun (Nairaland Owner). The idea is such that 1000 persons can contribute #1,000 on a monthly basis. I think #1,000 is a negligible amount and most people with a regular income can afford it. With a Million naira realized every month, up to 50 needy members can be empowered monthly through draws, competitions, e.t.c.

2. We can do more than just rant whenever every negative news is shared. Let's create a Facebook group and take some actions. We can set aside days for burning candles with the sole intent of casting spells on people who are making Nigeria and Africa as a whole unbearable.

Don't get it twisted! Spell casting in this context ain't demonic. It's just saying words like "It is my desire for all ritualists, rapists, corrupt politicians, e.t.c. to change for the better or......."

Imagine having one million people up at the same time of night, burning candles for at least a minute and saying the above words. And we won't stop at that, we would make our activities go viral so the world can know we are in for serious business.

The group will be such that meetings would be held occassionally to discuss social issues/problems. During elections, we would use our platform to screen and endorse the best candidate. We can also press for the resignation of corrupt and non performing governors, ministers, e.t.c. We can even call for a referendum on pressing national issues.

The whole idea is to use this community to create a social change. I think with the numbers of members on this forum, there's so much that can be done. Or what do you think?

I have buyers for you. PM me, or drop your account and I will get in touch. Cheers.

I have buyers for you. Please PM me, or drop your contact and I will get in touch. Cheers.

If u want me as your enemy, bring a dog to my apartment.

I recall staying at a relative's who used to breed dogs. I wasn't friendly towards them and made it clear I didn't want them around. They noticed and always avoided me.

But to my dismay, the female dog reported me to her 'neighborhood boyfriend' who barked the hell out of me whilst I was strolling along the street and met both of them together.

But seriously, too much attachment to dogs is the reason why zoophilia is on the rise.

Btw, I'm weary of singles that keep dogs as pet.

You write and sound very well for an SSCE holder. I pray help comes your way soon.

[quote author=eyeview post=60545728]Sometimes, its this girls that lead the man on.
About ten years ago, i had a female friend. I never saw her as a girl friend. She was a football fan,so on weekends, she will stop by my house for us to watch matches. I even saw her more as a guy than a girl. If her team gets beaten,i will call her to laugh her into scorn. Nothing emotional.
Then she started demanding things girls would demand of their boyfriend. For eg, she would nag of how i wont take her to eat shawarma or isi ewu etc. How i have never bought her an expensive gift nor paid for her hair do. Some i obliged,some i didnt.
After a while, i thought she had believed that she was in a romantic relationship with me, so to find out i decided to make a move on her and see her reaction. She started behaving like the lady in this story. Started telling me how we are friends and not in a relationship. I became confused because if we arent doing boyfriend and girlfriend, why putting me under the pressure you ought to reserve for your boyfriend.
I was relieved because i didnt want anything relationship with her.
I can bet you that this girl here was behind the guy's reaction. They like eating their cake and having it.






So a lady that demands cheap stuff like Shawarma, gives you the right to have sex with her?

With all due respect sir, harboring the feeling that every dime you spend on a girl must be rewarded with sex ain't healthy at all.

If you reason like that, then what about your male friends? Don't you lend out a hand whenever the need arises? If you do, then must they also compensate you with sex?

I have always asked myself this question as a lady: If guys feel every favor for a lady must be compensated with sex, then what should I demand from the numerous guys I have supported financially from time immemorial? (Even though these were just random guys that I had nothing to do with).

Common man, it isn't that serious. Every favour for a girl shouldn't equate sex. Some gifts are dispensable and should be seen as an act of humanity. Demanding for sex as compensation for every favor is rather selfish and shallow.

Hello dear,

Pls, is it 50kg for #11,500?

Do you deliver nationwide? If yes, then what is the transportation cost and mode of payment?

And lastly, how many trucks can you deliver at a time?

Your answers would be duly appreciated. Cheers.

I have watched 'Kara Para ask'. It's Interpretation in English is 'Black Money Love.' I must say, it is the bomb! It was aired on FoxL Africa and it's also on YouTube.

It stars Engin Akyurek and Tuba Buyukustun. For his outstanding role in the series, Engin got nominated for best actor category in the prestigious Emmy International award.

The guy is one of the best in Turkey and can give any Hollywood actor a run for his money. And might I add that he's also very good looking.

The first episode on You Tube is English dubbed. I think the rest are subtitled.

We might not have same taste, but I'm certain you're bound to fall in love with the series.

Hello everyone,

I have four (4) bags of 50 Kg Fertilizer NPK 20:10:10 and two (2) bags of Rice Seedlings for sale.

Price: (#30,000)

Location: Benue State

But I can transport to neighbouring States.

Hello everyone,

I have four (4) bags of 50 Kg Fertilizer NPK 20:10:10 and two (2) bags of Rice Seedlings for sale.

Price: (#30,000)

Location: Benue State

But I can transport to neighbouring States.

Hello Nairalanders,

I have four bags of 50kg Fertilizer:NPK 20:10:10 and two bags of 25kg Rice Seedlings. I want to give them out at the rate of thirty thousand naira only (#30,000).

Location: Benue State

But I can transport to neighboring states. If interested, please PM me. Cheers.