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david6: AN UPDATE ON ONGOING ASUU
NEGOTIATIONS FOLLOWING TWO
RECENT
MEETINGS WITH VICE-PRESIDENT
NAMADI
SAMBO
From the Office of the Vice-
Chancellor
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Following two meetings (on
Thursday 19th
Sept 2013 and Friday 11th Oct
2013) of
representatives of the AVCNU
(Association
of Vice-Chancellor s of Nigerian
Universities,
led by CVC Chairman, Prof. Hamisu
of
ATBU) and ASUU Representatives
(led by
its President, Dr. N. Fagge) with
the Vice-
President of the Federal Republic
of
Nigeria, Arc. N. Sambo, Minister of
Education Barr. N. Wike and
others, all
Vice-Chancellor s have been
urged to
inform and enlighten our
academic and
other staff on the following
developments
so that we can ensure a return to
normalcy
in our universities within the
shortest
possible time
1. Earned Allowances: The N30
billion
already released will now be
increased to
N40 billion, and should be
regarded only as
first installment, and not a once-
and-for-al l
payment. Government will top it
up with
further releases once universities
are
through with the disbursement of
this new
figure of N40 million, so Vice-
Chancellor s
are urged to expedite this
disbursement
within the shortest possible time
using
guiding templates that have been
sent by
the CVC.
2. NEEDS Assessment Capital
Money:
Government was cognizant and
mindful of
the ability of Universities to
effectively/
efficiently utilize the N100 billion
fund
immediately, hence that figure.
However,
in addition to this N100 billion
dedicated
and already made available for
2013, N200
billion (increased from N150
billion
previously agreed) will now be
earmarked
in the 2014 Budget as well as
each of the
following three-four years until
the
Universities are brought to world-
class
standard.
3. Project Prioritization:
Universities will
now be allowed to determine
their
priorities and not be “rail-roaded”
into
implementing a pre-determined
set of
projects with respect to the NEEDS
assessment. Decisions are not to
be
centralized.
4. TETFund Intervention:
Government
assured that the operations of the
TETFund
will not be impaired, and that the
regular
TETFund intervention
disbursement to
Universities will continue,
unaffected. So
the NEEDS assessment capital
outlays are
in addition to regular TETFund
intervention.
5. Project Monitoring: A new
Implementation Monitoring
Committee
(IMC) for the NEEDS Assessment
intervention for universities has
been set
up to take over from the Suswan
Committee. The new one is under
the
Federal Ministry of Education and
chaired
by the Honorable Minister of
Education. In
addition, to build confidence and
ensure
faithful implementation and
prevent any
relapse as before, the Vice
President will
meet quarterly with the IMC to
monitor
progress.
6. Blueprint: ASUU was mandated
to
submit a blue print for revitalizing
the
Universities to the Vice President.
7. Official Agreement Document: A
signed
document would be issued very
soon to
itemize the full issues on which
this
present consensus outlined here,
brokered
by AVCNU, has been reached.
8. An Appeal to Call Off Strike: The
Vice-
President Sambo appealed to
ASUU to call
off the strike and apologized for
the "take-
it-or-leave-it" comments credited
to the
Hon Minister of Finance. All other
parties
present at the meetings also
prevailed on
the ASUU leadership to consult
objectively
with its members to get them to
agree
with what is now on the table
and to call
off the strike as soon as possible
after the
Sallah break of Tuesday/
Wednesday
October 15/16 2013.
9. ASUU President Responds: At
both
meetings, the President of ASUU
thanked
the VP for taking over
negotiations and
promised to consult with his
ASUU
Constituency.
We keep our fingers firmly
crossed, as we
await both the official consensus
agreement document and full
ASUU
reaction. Statesmanship on all
sides is
called for at this point in time...hmmm I hope dis is a sign of d end o...

w

Tank u ps where is d source of yur info

enelma: how much is fut skoolfees please

Costs
Degree Programme Fees/Charges
S/
N Expense Fresh
Students Returning
Students Fresh Students
(Foreign) Returning
Students
(Foreign)
1 Tuition Free Free $750.00 $750.00
2 Hostel
Accomodation None None None None
3 Hostel Service
Charge None None None None
* * * * * *
5 Caution deposit 2,000.00 None 2,000.00 None
6 Games/Sports 500.00 500.00 500.00 500.00
7 Verfication of Entry
Qualification 3,000.00 None 5,000.00 None
8 Identification Card 500.00 500.00 500.00 500.00
9 Examination Fee 3,000.00 3,000.00 3,000.00 3,000.00
10 Clinic Registration
Fee 500.00 None 500.00 None
11 Medical
Examination/Xray 2,000.00 None 2,000.00 None
12 Medical Services 2,000.00 2,000.00 2,000.00 2,000.00
13 Library Services 500.00 500.00 500.00 500.00
14 Lab Charges/
Consumables 2,000.00 2,000.00 2,000.00 2,000.00
15 Student Handbook 500.00 500.00 500.00 500.00
16 Maintenance of
Facilities 1,000.00 1,000.00 1,000.00 1,000.00
17 Registration fee 3,000.00 1,000.00 3,000.00 1,000.00
18 Development Levy 10,000.00 5,000.00 10,000.00 5,000.00
19 Student Welfare
Insurance None None None None
20 Scheme (SWIS)
Activity 1,000.00 1,000.00 1,000.00 1,000.00
21 SWEP None None None None
22 Field Trip None None None None
23 ICT 5,000.00 2,500.00 5,000.00 2,500.00

Total N37,000.00. N19,500.00.



N41,500.00 +
$750.00 N19,500.00 +
$750.00
Hostel Accommodation is online
Hostel Services Charge (under a separate
arrangement)
SWEP – A charge of N5, 000.00 is payable by
students participating in SWEP Field Trip – A charge
of N5, 000.00 is payable by students in participating
Departments while N10, 000.00 is payable by
students in the following Departments: Geology,
Biological Sciences,Surveying and Geoinformatics
Other Charges
S/N Expense All Students
1 Transcript Form 2,500.00, 5,000,00 (Local/Foreign)
2 Change of Course Form 1,000.00
3 Inter University Transfer Fee 41,500.00
4 Inter University Transfer Form 2,000.00
5 Change of Choice of University 20,000.00
6 Late Registration 10,000.00
7 Deferment of Admission 10,000.00
8 Registration of Clubs/Societies 5,000.00
9 Hiring of Academic Gown for Matriculation 250.00
10 Hiring of Academic Gown for Convocation 500.00
11 Replacement of I.D. Card 2,000.00
12 Add/Drop Course Form 1,000.00
13 Scroll 500.00
14 Alumni Fee 1,000.00
15 Collection of Certificate 1,000.00
16 Verification/Confirmation of Results by Corporate
Bodies,
Organizations, Agencies or Individuals 2,000.00
17 Remarking of Examination Script 2,000.00
18 Development Levy 10,000.00
Miscellaneous Charges
S/N Expense Students/Staff
1 Vehicle parking for a Session 1,000.00
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Futmix dey do business admin?

horlaxymoney: i rep 27th of september....
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.api birthday 2 my self....wishin myself long life nd prosperity in apines wealth and oda gud acts
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.stil ur boy horlaxy

Happy birthday

horlaxymoney: .
Na true talk oo,, 4 dis trend last yr...nobody gain admision o
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Buh dis yr own go dy difrnt

My case is different

Don Chimelo: SECTION A

1. Taiye and Kehinde

2. Mook

3. Unilag

4. Buhari sent the request because he wants Obasanjo to support his Presidential bid

5. N5.25k

6. Na Adam chop am
SECTION B

1. Nigerian Girls

2. Ask the girl we act Splash (Fish Girl)

3. Hermaphrodite

4. Undefined

5. 1 min (She summarise everything)

SECTION C

1. D Banj would get more gifts as an illuminati and he also have more richer friends than 2Baba

2. I cannot write that essay now and my oga at the top would ask me to write another one

3. Olosho

Hahahaha

1st SEMESTER EXAM

Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss.

2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'
3)Whats the name of the lady that use say"please enter your secret number at the ATM center of the banks"
NO SIDE TALK CHEATING

GOOD LUCK =)) =)) Your time starts now! Walaa

Leebliss13: Av bin prayin 4 ma peepz dat r yet 2 gain admissi0n,dis yr is ur year..@lilshevy,jayberry,rh angel,wizflexy nd 0das dat ur names r in ma hrt....duh sec0nd batch isnt c0mplete wit0ut yhur names in it...
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.@ ma d.e padi [ALL 0F UNA].....G0D z g0na duh a great tin in ur lyf.,..admissi0n z ur p0rti0n!
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.and fada l0rd,4 d0s dat avnt bin able 2 raise m0ney 4 duh acceptance fees,duh l0rd wil pr0vide....nd G0d may yhu c0ntinue 2 bles 0ur parents/guardians..and pr0tect dem 4 us
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.nd we shall al eat duh fruit 0f 0ur lab0ur,we shal nt perish/die prematurly...
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.4 IN JESUS NAME i pray,AMEN!!!
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.gbam!!!

Amen Bro

Okocious: Na black and white my own be o, in fact my passport no show but i no send.

Tank u

Fache101: 95% dey load since ne Me wan hear good talks o

Ps can I print d result in black in white.

Okocious: A reliable source just confirmed dat d.e and 2nd list will be out any moment from nw. Loading.........95%. God knw say my name de dat list and so are all my people.

Guy I believe our name is there

Okocious: futmx post D.E and Pre-degree screening result finally released, i'll be back in an hour or 2 to post my testimony, God is the best.

210 estate mgt.what are my chances

Dj hack: best of lucks niggi

Tank u

Dj hack: Aint u a D.e aspirant

U r right boss

yhanata: Check bac d site I tink dey r trying to differentiate d first choice admission with second choice and DE

Sorry bro u r correct

Leebliss13: its getting t0 tw0 weeks since that link was out...

Check bac d site I tink dey r trying to differentiate d first choice admission with second choice and DE

Cbellicious: ya m goin 2 my primary skul nxt wik

I saw a new link on futmix site for first choice admission status

donphosphate: Good morning pals....this is 1:26am still on the way

U don arrive?I'm on my way from ph

sunday478: I will be on my way tommorow morning.

Anybody going from Port Harcourt

dorsylove: 2days to Go,God pls see us tru,every waster of time and destiny standing in our way of success in dis exam,pls Lord send ur fire on them,let us all find favour b4 Futminna,such dat dis year admission won't pass us by In Jesus name amen,good evening everyone,how d jackin,safe trips to all my new frnds comin from long distance,ur ways is protected by God,we go do registration togeda by d time our names don enter d admission list,pls NOTE,I'm no longer an aspii,by Faith in God,am a Futmite,to all my course mates,we pray ASUU calls off dis strike so we can start lectures asap,*winks* love u all,I've learnt a lot from dis trends,wil never 4get u guys,tankss

Amen O

Dj hack: I c u dude...hw iz preparation....*350 * tinz on your mind ba...Wish u all best of luck....plz guys dnt 4gt to bring ur calculators along! very important cos of tym factor , dy do allow non-programable ( market women) calculator ....buh if u knw ur ways u can choke in wit a scientific cal...best of lucks ...Lov u all......k

Thank u man by Gods Grace 350

Dj hack: shey iv told u nt 2 call me bos agn... ...jus enjoy ur stay in mx....Wish you all sucess!

BOOSSssss u r.u mst accept dat as long as dis trend is concerned

[quote author=lilshevy]no i uploaded the result and the printed one is even with me.... And pls I don't know where I will get that student care number you said I should call....pls help ur guy... [/quote
Dis is d no 08071233304
08022320423 /
08071233304

Omamuzo7: dat list is jamb list fut will upload theirs wen by sept. Bt if ur name is in jamb list den u have high chance cos its a sign of hope.fut works with thier list so b patient nd congrate to dos dat saw dier name in jamb list.d main list is fut own.

Jamb list is futminnas list.Any name dat appears in jamb site means dat futminna sent d name to jamb
Notwithstanding more names can b in futmx list which is not in jamb.but if yur name is in jamb it means yur name is in futmix list