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FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th 2012.
The whiz kid and founder of the multi Billion Dollar Facebook,Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in march 2012.Managing the site has become stressful.''Facebook has gotten out of control''said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office.Facebook is estimated by economist to be worth $ 7.9billion. ''I don't care about the money''said Zuckerberg''I just want my old life back,
SO DISCUSS THE CONSEQUENCE AND THE MERIT OF IT.

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BLOG 11/11/11
“The beautiful ones are born, the men with vision aren't,” said a female friend after she read my controversial article, ‘Good guys, bad girls’. It got me thinking a bit and this is the result of the rare, once-in-a-while, brain storming session I put myself through.

So my dear brothers, a.k.a good guys, I have nothing against you and your good ways but I won't be doing justice to this issue if I don't view it through the eyes of a typical good girl.

So today I shall be Kemi, and I am a good girl.

I am in my twenties, graduated from the university with good grades. I am beautiful, I speak English with enough fluency to make the queen green with envy, I am generally fashionable, hardworking and homely. I am also a good cook. Despite all these qualities, however, I haven't met the right guy.

Don't get me wrong, I've had lots of advances, everyday comes with its own drama. I've met guys of different shapes and sizes, but at the end, a good guy is hard to find. Most of the good guys that have come my way either speak funny, smell funny, look funny, are not funny or have all of these qualities. I know that I don't have a sign on my head that says ‘I attract Rubbish’ so I get flustered when these types come my way.

Let me break it down.

The Speak Funny Guys: These ones come and pour out their recently acquired dictionary language. They are a cross between Rev Chris Okotie and Hon Patrick Obahiagbon, saying things like, “Princess, your physical constitution causes an internal raucus in my emotional innards that can only be satisfied by you affirming to embark with me on this emotional journey.” The other extreme of these types are cold hearted killers, saying things like “Baby, I love you as I seeing you.”

The Smell Funny Guys: These brothers emit odours that are stronger than some scents. Their body odours linger even in their absence and can drive a skunk crazy! Personal hygiene is a must guys; shave, use deodorants, wear perfumes (if Hausa perfume is what you can afford, use it). And your breath also matters. Don't come near us with your tobacco + fufu breath, professing love, buy N20 mint or N100 in your case.

The Look Funny Guys: You know you can spot a Christian brother? The one wearing a coat with a yellow silk shirt and lemon pants? *sigh* There is a difference between suits and coats (as the names imply). Also, guys who sag and let us see their 'Tummy Hifinger' boxers are still kids. The bottom-line is, dress maturely and responsible. There are no rules because tastes differ; we want men that we are proud of not fashion hazards.

Finally, concerning the basic needs of a woman, if you decide to take up the responsibility of a boyfriend, be ready to handle some little things. I was doing just fine before you came along, so a little help won't kill. Be the man!

That's it guys, feel free to share your thoughts on Kemi's opinions. Have a great day.