₦airaland Forum

Beeman1:
Thunder fire PDP and their supporters.

God bless Buhari

God bless Nigeria.

* to all dem wailers/ipods,I am fvcking back*

loomer:
The rain wey dey fall for Nigeria dey learn for where Ireland dey, yet we no dey see accidents like we do in Nigeria.

Truth be told, until we start to service our vehicles regularly and use tyres wey dey adaptable to wet roads accidents no go reduce.

TPAND:
Burna boys mom's comment is just insensitive. A girl cliam she's pregnant for your son, instead of telling your son to invite her, so you could get an authentic details of the whole event, you rather went on displaying traits of being a bad mother.

Burna boys mom's actions just suggested the kind of home she's from. Not all mothers deserve a happy Mother's Day. This woman is one of them

yinkslinks:
call

PunkyV:
I'm plump Moderate. Not jumbo.

Stupedinluv:
1. Nature has blessed us with nicer facial features: We are just effortlessly pretty. Even for the few of us that are not so pretty, we only need to apply one, two make up with some accessories to match and dang, you have a victoria secret model!

2. We look very good in all dress I dont care if its casual dress or if she is dressing for an occassion, her figure just accentuates and increases the market appeal of her dress. No wonder we are used as models/super models.

3 We are sexier Yes of course! Do i need to explain further, ask dem guys. Oooooh slim girls we rock

4 Every woman wants to be slim Awwww. This is the icing! It just lets us know we have nothing to worry about when it comes to looking good cos we garrit

5. Men parade us more Who wouldnt? Lol oh my who wouldnt want to show the world that he got a beautiful quality woman? LOL I hate to say this fat/extra flesh is cheap. Anybody can be thick, but only some can afford to stay slim.

6 We are fragile Fragility is to feminity. Men love women who they can carry, "flip", play dirty with easily No body likes doing heavy work after working 6-6 Lol

Haters uve got to love the slim damsel

adorablepepple:
Very good

adorablepepple:
Because you are a plumber doesn't mean you are hardworking,so answer the question

wristbangle:
I hate to see guys who cannot control their urge for sex, thereby, disgracing themselves in public places just because they lack self control and have no shame at all. I mean what's the essence of putting yourself in a mess when you can avoid this menace that brings forth shame and embarrassment.

So, ladies if you notice the following attributes in a guy at public places, just know that such guy is sex starved.

1. They use their joystick to brush a lady's butt on queue

This is a situation that occurs more frequently on a queue (banking hall, ATM point, BRT terminals, etc). I have lost counts of guys that have been brutally embarrassed by ladies for stylishly rubbing their joystick against their butts. There was one I experienced last week at GTB when I spot a guy moving his groin slowly against a lady's butt and before I blinked my eyes twice, a heavy slap was registered on that guy's face.

2. They shamelessly chase ladies with huge bosom and butt

Let's be frank here, guys who are sex starved are sometimes very easy to spot at public places because they act like male dogs on libido. The way they chase ladies is linked to a perverted he-goat. They are always staring at a lady's bosoms and before you know it, their joysticks will start reciting national anthem.

3. They want ladies to sit behind them on okada

To be very frank, I like it when a lady sits behind me on okada so that I can enjoy the sensation of her bosom. To help matters, if she decides to sit in the middle, It gives the privilege to also feel the sensation of her butt the moment okada man grabs the brake. After all, someone like Tosyne2much cannot deny he's also guilty of this sensational experience.

4. They like leaning against ladies' chest in public transport

Some guys are professional in the game of satisfying their urge in public transport by leaning against a lady's chest in danfo and keke napep. They pretend to be asleep and will rent their heads on a lady's bosoms and will pretend as if it wasn't a deliberate attempt when the lady complains.

5. They pee on their trouser when a lady sits beside them

Some sex starved dudes are so stuupid to the extent that when they sit beside an innocent, young lady and unconsciously, they will release sperm. The worst part of it is that they still wear same undies and trouser to their girlfriend house to complete their rendezvous mission.

6. They stare lust fully and uncontrollably

This is common to all guys but some do it abnormally. Kingtom, a gynecologist, once told how he lost control of his car wheel when he was staring lustfully at a patient's butt. He said despite people's warning that there was danger ahead, all that was on his mind was to have missionary and reverse cow intimacy style with the babe. A doctor at that? Smh.

7. They whistle to a lady as if she's a dog

It's so disrespectful when one uses animal sound to call a lady as if she is a bingo. This is an act common to those sex starved touts and local guys at computer village and Obalende who chase ladies as if their whole life depends on them. These ones are nothing but frustrated perverts.

8. They seize the opportunity of road gallops to romance a lady's body

This happens more in long distance vehicles such as Toyota hiace and luxury buses when the bus gallops, sex starved dudes will use the opportunity to rub their hands against your bosom and quickly throw away their faces. In fact. when others are complaining of the dilapidated roads in the country, they will be thanking God such negative predicament is serving its purpose.

BeeBeeOoh:
I hope no life was lost??

adorablepepple:
Lol,are you hardworking?

adorablepepple:
Awwwww and babes be looking for already made man for husband.. . issorait

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

pretydiva:
Who send Rmd wear d costume ni ... it suits don jazzy more

Immunity1:
Its very glaring that jonathan is a founder of this militant.

StunningCEO:
This thug will soon get what is coming to him....Kuje awaits you for sure...

kunta2simple:
Mtchew.. Selected paid miscreants.