This man understands wt democracy really stands for.
@lalasticlala do the needful pls

Wow this is really serious. Nairalanders should indeed rise up to this and let us let them know that Nigeria is free of ebola and the world is looking up to us as example.

@Op Hilarious noni...9ja peeps get mouth na. Them dey feel my country everywhere.

john1035: Hw r dey funny?

also crazy tho...

Nice one me likey....What a beautiful relief!

Me just dey learn o

Oya let's vote. I support. *dancing skelewu*

link2ok: I cnt believe am actually on FP! Wat a day 2rememba! Wnt to dedicate this victory to my pastor who tru his constant prayer made me attain dis height,2d deacons in ma church and entire member who have prayed tirelessly for me, also wnt to say a big thnk u @home who gave me this opportunity,praying that soon it wuld b ur day! Thank U,gracia,inapenga. I love U.

you should do thanksgiving @ur church for this dumb achievement. You are so dumb. Convince me You didn't escape from yaba left.

s!s! afrika:
Op!!!
U dey use jazzzz.
Ur topics always make front page!
Wat is d secret!!
Tell us??
Or is the secret maggi star??
Mamas helping hand!
@EBSU, they are blooody traitorsss!!!!
Mtchwwwwww

@bold texts...Abeg help ask how them dey do am. I don dey notice that Anuoluwap also e be like them don hijack nairaland. Lol

davedozz: Am I high on Zobo....? Biko.... I can only take(share) vows with my lover.... Sexkillz!







Did I type that.... Sowie ooo.... Its a setup. A virus just hit ma keyboard!

you want make oga sexk hammer your account? Lol....you fit dey high on something when love is involved you can never tell oh...hmmm

Youngreinhard: Who does that in this 21st century?

this thing happen for real oh. No be fiction oh.... I no fit believe sey some 9ja guy and girls dumb reach this level. @Young you fit do am too if you fall oh

Hmmm....let me book here.

Anuoluwap:
you are the case

not me maybe na JOYCEOUS

Yinkboy: Abeg make una wait o. Are you guys sure that the OP of this thread is not on something?
https://www.nairaland.com/1498591/method-smoking-weed-get-dude
I just saw this tin o. Dat guy na one crazy dude. Choi I pity hin girl friend

the guy get case na

True this guy is weird. Mad person. Naso you go dey sniff sniff for GUS thread. I pity ur girl sha

No one should go home today. They should all search for d tin so dat Ify fit get chance o.

Think the show should end on Thursday shebi? Ayam waitin for d winner so dat i'll post it as news and go fp. *winks*

Goal!!! It's Ronaldooooo

You re blessed

Mods I recommend this for frontpage
https://www.nairaland.com/1483479/why-nigerian-banks-dislike-playing

I've been curious lately about this. Since I've been going to banks for transactions I've never heard any of the banks play a song by our local artistes. All I hear everytime is Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jay z, Beyonce, Kanye West, Lady Gaga and so on. It's like they(nigerian banks) signed contract with the american music industry. Why is our own songs not in their lists? Are we going to complain if they play Terry-G or Olamide?
Are Nigerian songs not soothing?

I learnt how to prepare for Jamb & post jamb using my phone. Courtesy:@Anuoluwap
nothing more.

If u like ifunanya click LIKE

I doubt it. Reasons?
Most of them can't afford it.
Which song he won sing, Terry G?
You go fear in voice.
He go disturb mama n papa wey won try sleep
The other day a guy tried it he got a sweet response from boko-haram. Lol. E no fit work for 9ja. The best is to serenade MONEY ego a.k.a CAaSH

This is a serious issue. Some of those people I know are trying to sell their products while some are coincidentally right with their claims. All I know is anything from the federal ministry of health ought to have been advertised on tv. The last time I checked I didn't see any advert concerning these people. So my advice is to beware of the drugs you buy from those people. Mods frontpage I need 'likes' on this. *cheers*

Luxiana19: Awwww...
I have mixed feelings about it..
Im happy for him, but what about us that ASUU strike has brought nothing but idle mindedness, olodoshoiusness and sadness??

u mean for you?

Good one for this guy sha.....But the strike led some girls into prostitution. All the new babies of this period should be named after ASUU....ASUUbiyi, ASUUgbemi, ASUUfunmi, ASUUseyi, CLICK LIKE IF YOU DEY FEEL ME.......

Anything going on @ d place of the talking drum? Pls yarn me i'm not watching #phcn

Is Building blocks the title?

showgolee: abi oh
Cum D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ talk abt age join...like d gurl sha jst use d guy D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ whistle

d guy doin ITK jor

The ugly moment will be when i see this write up elsewhere. Then the Op would be busted for not posting source. *wears goggle goes to google now searching*

Anuoluwap: Another useful website is weegy.com (ask any question and get answer instantly) who knws abt d site?

i do. Weegy is lyk a witch