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CareerRe: Gbadebo Richard: UNIBADAN Student Dies In A Soap-Making Machine In Ibadan by ylaa(f): 1:54pm On Jul 30, 2020
He left home with the hope of returning in the evening, yet he ended in the machine. His wages will be paid tomorrow, who will receive it?
My heart bleeds as i type this. So young and hard working. OMG! I know many who are waiting for their parents to provide even the urine they urinate, but look at him cry crycrycrycry
May your soul finds rest in the bosom of our Lord and may the Lord comfort those u left behind.
CrimeRe: 5 Teenage Highway Robbers Arrested In Ogun by ylaa(f): 11:27am On Jul 27, 2020
I laugh in pidgin.




quote author=pyyxxaro post=92146995]All these ones naa them YUSUF cousins naa undecided[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: BREAKING: Nigerian Government Reverses Schools Resumption, Stops WASSCE by ylaa(f): 9:46pm On Jul 26, 2020
Chai! So the entire year will just go like that? Well, better to be alive than..........

Come join recharge and get paid and make your own money.
RAGP is a legit business. Data and airtime are on high demand. Don't be left out. With 5k n ur android phone, start your own vtu business and stop enriching your banks. Interested? Join me via this link: https:///K76EMYUu7jk7x4DwwguGVO
Thanks.












ahjikegold:
MinAdamu said that Nigerian schools will not reopen any time soon until it was safe to do so because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

minister of Education, Adamu Adamu, disclosed this while speaking with journalists at the end of the Federal Executive Meeting presided over by President Muhammadu Buhari on Wednesday.

[url]https://beccagist..com/2020/07/breaking-nigerian-government-reverses.html?m=1[/url]
RomanceRe: I Found This Under Her Bed by ylaa(f): 8:05pm On Jul 26, 2020
If u no fear women who u go fear?
Its not fair though but leave her.
Come join recharge and get paid and make your own money.
RAGP is a legit business. Data and airtime are on high demand. Don't be left out. With 5k n ur android phone, start your own vtu business and stop enriching your banks. Interested? Join me via this link: https:///K76EMYUu7jk7x4DwwguGVO
Thanks.






quote author=mmadu4 post=92125619]So I just came back and I wanted to rest out of curiosity I lifted her bed and I found a bag I opened it and I saw this

But she'll always complain of not having money or being broke or low on food stuffs I'm waiting for her to get back


Fear women[/quote]
FamilyRe: Teenagers Dedicate Their Newborn Son In Delta Church by ylaa(f): 7:53pm On Jul 26, 2020
Congrats to them. Have they planned for the pikin future? If not before another one go join, cos me no see teenager for the foto, na active young people I see. Let them come join recharge and get paid and make money while sleeping. No stress no long thing. Banks are doing it.
With a good android phone and as little as 5k they van start. Interested?
Join me via this link:
https:///K76EMYUu7jk7x4DwwguGVO
Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 4:54pm On Jul 26, 2020
God punish you flames. I don come back


flames01:
Things are really getting bad for you. You were only a self proclaimed Im.becile before. Now, you have added lunacy to the mix.
RomanceRe: When Asking Her Out, Let Her Go If She Asks You This Question by ylaa(f): 6:24am On Jul 17, 2020
If she ask you, can you take care of me, ask her too; can you take care of me? Love is give I give.





XshegzzyeeiX:
Good morning. Romancelanders.
Welcome to midweek.

So I'm of the opinion that in a relationship, a man and a woman ought to care for one another. But some women feel so entitled that they only expect a man to take care of them without reciprocating the gestures.

It's very wrong for a woman to bring that statement of "can you take care of me?" when I ask her out. I brandish her a red card immediately she makes such statement.

I detest selfish women, and I believe so many others do.

Only simps welcome such waywardness.

PS: I've braced up for your criticisms, insults and cuss words.

Feminists, waddaya have to say.
Alpha males, what's your take on this matter.
White Knights, let's hear you out.

Is it right or totally wrong for a woman to pop that question "can you take care of me" when you ask her out?
RomanceRe: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by ylaa(f): 6:19am On Jul 17, 2020
1. Lock your door.
2. Don't open when she knocks.
3. If you open don't offer her anything
4. If she comes when the door is opened, don't smile. Don't gist with her she will use the door by herself.
5. If she is going, don't see her off.
A piece of advice: never start what you can't finish. Shuogbo?





quote author=Alexgman1 post=91724037]NAIRALANDERS, There is this very pretty fair lady who lives nearby and always comes to my house to jist, watch DSTV, sometimes play scrabble & chess. As we attend thesame church.

But she doesnt reject drink or food each time i ask or offer to entertain her. Infact she now enters my kitchen freely.

How do I politely stop or reduce her almost everyday visitation? (because of food).

This pandemic is hitting me hard & its not getting funny.[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 6:10am On Jul 17, 2020
Jobless mumu, you are a fool. Lemme get to the office then i can reply u v well. U said u r a self acclaimed lunatic ko? Shege banza. Ole tif.

I will always remind you that your life would have been better off than the disgrace u are now if you flames were an IMBE.CILE








flames01:
Things are really getting bad for you. You were only a self proclaimed Im.becile before. Now, you have added lunacy to the mix.
CrimeRe: Missing Lagos Nurse Found Chilling In Osun Hotel by ylaa(f): 11:14pm On Jul 15, 2020
Exactly my thought. How is she able to pay for 2 weeks not 2 days oh! Nothing musa no go see for gate.




LuQuLuQu:
Question is, who was paying her hotel bills for 2 weeks? Definitely a man who she's desperately trying to protect by feigning ignorance of how she got there... Holy moly
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 11:09pm On Jul 15, 2020
Na lie, flames, you are the frustrated and cursed one here. Remember you told me, you were cursed from the womb that, that's y u had to used your sweet mother for ritual to end the curse, not knowing it will backfire. Oh! Mumu wizard.





flames01:
You sound frustrated. Is it because of the irresoluble curse upon your family?
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 11:06pm On Jul 15, 2020
Mumu I can see u r back. Who borrow you data? Your mother's blood is crying out. Soon the whole world will know who really you are! Shame





quote author=flames01 post=91755484]

You mean all those curses are controlling your parents?! shocked. Now I know that your parents are truly blessed with curses.[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 11:04pm On Jul 15, 2020
Oba Ode, u have return from your failed robbery operation. Shame on you. Ole
Hahahahahaha




quote author=flames01 post=91755484]

You mean all those curses are controlling your parents?! shocked. Now I know that your parents are truly blessed with curses.[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 12:06pm On Jul 15, 2020
Mumu Iwo da? Da mi lo joor. Laro kutu kutu mo duru de. Flame Ole.
Where this mumu boy? Come lez start . Idiot I am waiting for you abi u don comot cloth again enter market?






flames01:
Things are really getting bad for you. You were only a self proclaimed Im.becile before. Now, you have added lunacy to the mix.
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 12:03pm On Jul 15, 2020
Flame, iwo, oba wèrè
Ayé e to bàjẹ́ nìyen! shocked
Ko ni da fun ayè
Ole, ole ole, oba elede, ekute








quote author=flames01 post=91716063]

So, oba wèrè ni bàbá to bí e?!
Ayé e to bàjẹ́ nìyen! shocked[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 12:00pm On Jul 15, 2020
Lunacy imbe.cile etc r all your trade mark. Bastard. Arm robber. You left Facebook to NL hoping to see if u'll get a victim. Woe unto u flames01. I quench ur deflated miserable life physically n spiritually. How come ur wizard no help u? Foolish fool






flames01:
Things are really getting bad for you. You were only a self proclaimed Im.becile before. Now, you have added lunacy to the mix.
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 7:26pm On Jul 14, 2020
Wèrè ni bolo wa?
Wèrè iwo da?
Oba wèrè ni bolo nlo oh!
shocked shocked shocked shocked







flames01:
Do you even know what context you are talking about?

Now that your father is a rabbit with congealed mumu brain, don't you think that's why you too keep on commenting like an idiot?
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 7:23pm On Jul 14, 2020
Yes help is on the way. Where are you? Someone help oh! Flames De wèrè don comot cloth enter market oh! This new madness no be for here!
NL mek una help me hold am oh!!!!!!
This boy don mad finish ohhhhhh!







quote author=flames01 post=91715347]

Do you even know what context you are talking about?

Now that your father is a rabbit with congealed mumu brain, don't you think that's why you too keep on commenting like an idiot?[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 7:18pm On Jul 14, 2020
Mumu am here. What are you saying? Looks like the madness has return in full force. Chai! What will happen now? You see Y I said do not steal again for the mental home u stayed last year when ur madness started? Eh! Hold on lemme c what I can do ok? shocked






flames01:
Do you even know what context you are talking about?

Now that your father is a rabbit with congealed mumu brain, don't you think that's why you too keep on commenting like an idiot?
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 7:10pm On Jul 14, 2020
Mumu ode, how dare you talk out of context? God punish ya old congeal mumu brain. Rabbit hold on lemme have some juice, I'll be back.


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flames01:
Na wah for your family o. Now that you father has become a wizard and an ex convict, don't you think the lives of you the children will be useless?
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 7:06pm On Jul 14, 2020
Idiot where u go before? I was waiting for ur response. Petty tif. Foolish fool. U go borrow data abi fone.



quote author=flames01 post=91715064]

Thanks for telling me that your foolishness is incomparable.[/quote]

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