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Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Pastor Poju Oyemade's 2019 Prophecy Of An Unstoppable Plague by ylaa(f): 11:25am On Apr 08, 2020
See this confused frustrated fool. How does what I said concern you? OSU, son of perdition. May your prayers return to you and your family plus generation if you have one cos you sound like a bastard. My family and I are 101% protected. We are seated with God in the heavenly places far above covid 19 and demons like you. Idiot, the lockdown is affecting you cos ur stealing and fraudulent movement are restricted. Shame on you. Hungry man. Suffer head. Hahahahahahaha




quote author=Happyguy201 post=87881770]


shut up your mouth. coronavirus or what ever is evil and need to be condemn . if you think it works together for good to does that love God then it will kill you and your entire family . [/quote]
PoliticsRe: COVID-19 Donation: MURIC Tells Christian Rights Agenda (CRA) "Mind Your Busines" by ylaa(f): 3:56pm On Apr 04, 2020
Don't mind him. The rant of a mad man




quote author=awedeade post=88086309]When it comes to defending buhari & his nepotic governance, they are the most vocal, but when it comes to benevolence and helping the people they are mute and nowhere to be found cry

They should better change their name from MURIC to BUHARIC grin[/quote]
HealthRe: I Have Been Having Itchy Penis For Over Six Months by ylaa(f): 3:31pm On Apr 03, 2020
Sorry Sir, how are feeling today? Any improvement? If no, feel free to contact me on: zrayla@gmail.com. Cheers




quote author=Feranchek post=88052515]Good morning house. For over 6 months now, my penis has been itching me. I've been to different hospitals for help (BABCOCK teaching hospital inclusive). I've also tried different pharmaceutical stores around me, yet no solution. I'm deeply worried.

PLEASE doctors in the house, what help can you render a brother here. Thanks for your assistance.

Anonymous.

Mods please push this to front page to further help his condition.[/quote]
HealthRe: The Most Powerful Spiritual Herbalist In Nigeria by ylaa(f): 3:09pm On Apr 03, 2020
shocked Chai what an advert! I fold my arms n close my mouth.
CrimeRe: Anambra State COVID-19 Agency Impersonators Arrested (Pictures) by ylaa(f): 3:07pm On Apr 03, 2020
Exactly sir, well said. Permit me to quote you. As much as I do not support crime, I see nothing wrong in what they did, except for impersonating. We have been locked n since Monday, now these are young people who perhaps were living on daily sales. So what do you expect them to do? Steal? From who? What these guys did, is better than robbery, 419, ritual etc. Instead of punishing them, they should be cautioned, the hand sanitizer and the masks should should be tested to see if they meets the standard. Besides if our government are fair to the masses, the funds raised by individuals n cooperate organizations is more than enough to care for corona patients and also care for the masses. So I demand the immediate release of those guys.











Esseite:
Didn't see anything really dubious in it... just impersonation of the of health ministry officials whom have not even cared to distribute, share or sell these amenities..

Moreover its hand sanitizers and masks(essential commodities), if Nigerians had not gone into mass production of mask and sanitizers, what do you think would be the price of dettol hand sanitizer or purell?..
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day by ylaa(f): 6:28pm On Apr 01, 2020
Nigerian Naira



uote author=Haqulixguy post=87997596]Apart from Naira Marley and Naira land, which other Naira do you know?[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Pastor Poju Oyemade's 2019 Prophecy Of An Unstoppable Plague by ylaa(f): 6:19pm On Apr 01, 2020
My family n I are protected. It can't come near us. R u the virus? Y my comment come pain u like this? May God forgive u.




uote author=Happyguy201 post=87881770]


shut up your mouth. coronavirus or what ever is evil and need to be condemn . if you think it works together for good to does that love God then it will kill you and your entire family . [/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Pastor Poju Oyemade's 2019 Prophecy Of An Unstoppable Plague by ylaa(f): 5:01pm On Mar 30, 2020
See this virus
You for come shut am up for me
Are you really the virus? y u r angry?
Anyway see mek I tell u and hear me well this last time Happyguy: All things including CoronaVirus works together for your good and my good and to those that love God like you and I n your family. This Corona will not kill you and your family. You will not lack what to eat or money to spend ok? As for my family, we are protected. Your curse is a blessing to my entire family because we are blessed beyond curse. My family and I are indestructible, we are connected to an indestructible covenant. Enjoy this season my dear, sanitize ur hands always, stay indoors n look up to God. Bye.


quote author=Happyguy201 post=87881770]


shut up your mouth. coronavirus or what ever is evil and need to be condemn . if you think it works together for good to does that love God then it will kill you and your entire family . [/quote]
PoliticsRe: Imam Of Peace Blasts President Buhari by ylaa(f): 4:00pm On Mar 27, 2020
I love this Imam of Peace
I for like go pray for him mosque
Wish others were like him
Indeed an Imam of Peace



quote author=Mrsoundoro post=87814713]Mohammad Tawhidi, a Muslim influencer and reformist Imam has taken to his twitter page to drag Buhari.

Tawhidi also known as Imam of Peace is calling out the President Of Nigeria, Buhari.

Also, in his tweet, he wrote that Buhari is the dumbest person in Nigeria.

Furthermore, he said Buhari is a dictator.



Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/1243462201475616768[/quote]
HealthRe: People Who Have Contributed Monetarily To Fight Against Coronavirus In Nigeria by ylaa(f): 8:07am On Mar 27, 2020
Duchesskk aka ylaa donated some undisclosed sum of money.







quote author=mayprince post=87776426]Check out people who have contributed monetarily to fight Coronavirus in Nigeria.

#COVID19
#CoronaVirusInNigeria
#OvercomeCOVID19

With the number of CONVID-19 cases in Nigeria risen to 51 according to @NCDCgov, some wealthy people here in Nigeria are helping with efforts to combat the outbreak and do what they can for the economy. The list and how they have contributed to fight the outbreak goes thus:

1. Jack Ma- @JackMa is a Chinese business magnate, investor and politician. He is the co founder and former executive chairman of Alibaba Group, a multinational technology conglomerate.

He donated medical supplies which include 5.4 mill face masks, 1.08 mill detection tests, 40,000 sets of protective clothing and 60,000 sets of protective face shields. Right now the medical supplies that was moved from Lagos to Abuja generated lots of reactions from its citizen.

2. Runtown- Douglas Jack Agu, better known by his stage name @iRuntown, is a Nigerian singer, songwriter and producer.

In a bid to ensure everyone is staying safe in this tough times, @iRuntown via his Twitter handle gave out 10 million naira to about 500 people yesterday. The joy in those who got the
giveaways has no bound as they continually call on other people to show how genuine this is.

3. Shehu sanni- @ShehuSani is a Nigerian senator, an author, playwright and a human rights activist.

Senator shehu sanni has distributed protective items and foodstuffs to churches, mosques and correctional centers.

4. Atiku Abubakar- @atiku GCON is a Nigerian politician, businessman, philanthropist and presidential candidate of the People's Democratic Party at the 2019 Nigerian general election.

@Atiku Abubakar has donated N50million as relief fund to support the Federal Government’s battle against the coronavirus pandemic in the country. He made this known in a press statement on March 25, 2020.

5. Aliko Dangote- @AlikoDangote GCON is a Nigerian business magnate and philanthropist who is the founder and chairman of Dangote Group, the largest industrial conglomerate in Africa.

The @AlikoDangote Foundation on March 2, 2020 pledged a whooping sum of N200million to support current effort of the Nigerian government towards curbing the spread of Corona Virus in the country.

Is there any person I have missed?, feel free to add yours.

https://twitter.com/Tobimichael001/status/1243086485877907457?s=19

Edited: Pastor Enenche, Dunamis Church Donated Medical Equipment, materials.[/quote]
CrimeRe: What Is The Psychology Of Criminals by ylaa(f): 4:36pm On Mar 26, 2020
Ok.



quote author=danvon post=87788402]

I'm not disputing God but they touched me the first time, and if I was carried away with love of my neighbor I would have given the guy my phone again

I think God wants me to learn from my mistakes to become better, that's what I'm trying to do[/quote]
CrimeRe: What Is The Psychology Of Criminals by ylaa(f): 4:28pm On Mar 26, 2020
Bros, this is not about criminal psychology or your personality. It is the Grace of God upon your life. You are a carrier of God's Grace. The mark of TOUCH NOT is upon you. Don't misuse it.







quote author=danvon post=87787687]
Let me narrate in my primary and secondary school there were lots of bullies there never for a single day was I bullied but my elder brother was always all the time I never thought much about why he was always getting into trouble

Okay fast forward to this week on Monday I was walking alone at night when some guys stopped me that they want to talk, I already knew this guys were either cultists or armed robbers I just ignored them and kept on walking

Now on Tuesday I was coming back from somewhere in the night when one guy walked up to me and begged me to lend him my phone that's his card has finished and so on...

Now the problem was this guy was a cultist I knew because he did the same trick on me two years earlier, I gave him my phone and I landed in trouble, in the end they took all the money I was with...

I was partially annoyed and surprised at the same time

I was annoyed because this guy didn't remember me (if your going to rob people atleast cram their face incase of revenge) perhaps this guy felt my face wasn't worth remembering

I was surprised because they out numbered me 4 to 1, the road had little light they could just easily beat me up and take my phone or money and yet they didn't do it, the guy kept on begging me for my phone till I walked away ignoringhim

This is what made me write this post

Is there something about me that is attracting criminals to my side?

Why did they not just beat me up? do they obey a rule that says don't attack stingy people, attack only those that give you the phone?

This things are really puzzling[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Tests Negative For Coronavirus by ylaa(f): 11:12am On Mar 25, 2020
Thank you Jesus
He will continue to test negative.
The mark of Jesus is upon him.
Touch not my anointed, no be only to killers but virus inclusive.




quote author=murecool post=87747957]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/just-in-osinbajo-tests-negative-for-coronavirus/amp/[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Exposed- Why ATIKU Son Gave Corona Virus To Bauchi State Governor(video) by ylaa(f): 11:09am On Mar 25, 2020
Thanks sir




quote author=Goodcare post=87740586]
You're very funny[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Exposed- Why ATIKU Son Gave Corona Virus To Bauchi State Governor(video) by ylaa(f): 11:07am On Mar 25, 2020
Very correct
You sound as if u know me
I am more than immune my dear
What is in me is more than corona virus and other viruses add together.
If you know you know.

Commentor:
You must think you are immune.
CelebritiesRe: Exposed- Why ATIKU Son Gave Corona Virus To Bauchi State Governor(video) by ylaa(f): 12:55am On Mar 25, 2020
Corona virus is touching those who say they are untouchable. Kai Baba God you too much. Well done corona virus.
Now they are sharing it among themselves, same way they share our money.
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Reportedly Sick, Suspected Of Contracting Coronavirus - SR by ylaa(f): 12:50am On Mar 25, 2020
Buhari is coro
Abba-kyari is the virus
Same of the same





quote author=Dotng post=87709668]
http://saharareporters.com/2020/03/23/breaking-buhari%E2%80%99s-chief-staff-abba-kyari-reportedly-sick-suspected-contracting?fbclid=IwAR0MFpOXFjndGvkVibevQr6jGmysp4eLwQ31UgOkj320OsJVXSl5n-B_zpYSl5n-B_zpY[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Reportedly Sick, Suspected Of Contracting Coronavirus - SR by ylaa(f): 12:31am On Mar 25, 2020
Abba-kyari from the pics below looks like the virus
Hahahahahaha
See him neck





quote author=Dotng post=87709668]
http://saharareporters.com/2020/03/23/breaking-buhari%E2%80%99s-chief-staff-abba-kyari-reportedly-sick-suspected-contracting?fbclid=IwAR0MFpOXFjndGvkVibevQr6jGmysp4eLwQ31UgOkj320OsJVXSl5n-B_zpYSl5n-B_zpY[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Politicians And Families Runs Back From Abroad With Corona Virus by ylaa(f): 12:20am On Mar 25, 2020
No evil shall befall me n my house hold. What I do not know will not know me. Back to them n their children in Jesus name. Amen
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Pastor Poju Oyemade's 2019 Prophecy Of An Unstoppable Plague by ylaa(f): 12:16am On Mar 25, 2020
Thank you Jesus for I know and believe that all things including coronavirus work together for good to them that love GOD and are call by HIM.
RomanceRe: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by ylaa(f): 4:39pm On Mar 22, 2020
I love your sincerity



quote author=ouzo1 post=87643877]I have never been cheated on.. Rather I am the mess in the relationship.[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Big P*nis Cums Quickly, Small Sizes Annoys, Average Is The Best- Tiwasavage. VID by ylaa(f): 4:11pm On Mar 22, 2020
Thanks, teacher Nwa njoku.



quote author=godofuck231 post=87668805] simply type, who/re my God, how many men did you take to your lab anty tiwa?[/quote]

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