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Te amo ___Rihanna

will this red dress go with the black shoe or should i go hip-hop style

^^^^^^
Watch out too for Sauron cause he cant keep that thang in his pants
but dont worry too much cause he always end up getting punches from them ladies

i almost crack a rib while reading this
aiit lets see. . . just be a gentle man walk up to your lady and ask what the probs is
and try to make peace but if the other guy is not co-operating kindly take your chic and leave the scene
the embarrassment is better than coma
i pick option B

Missy B:
Oya, carry Your Chamo deh go . . . .
I'll call You when he's beside ma window tonight, begging me to let him in.

i am with him right now . . . .
nah he wont dear he is damn too smart for that because he knows there is nothing not to need about me

Missy B:
Sauron has a pregnant wife to show for his terrific bed-skills and Your Chamo is yet to locate Your cottage. Who'z the MAN?  
Missy is very difficult to impress in bed but Sauron got me Wowing in 10 seconds.
Envy me . . . .If I were You, I'D envy me too.

sorry to burst your bubbles babe am expecting decaplets and all thanks to the good Job Chamo did
i make me so damn hard to please but Chamo broke the record and did it in a nino second
oh baby am in love
i dont envy you i think its the other way round

madlady:
^^^The women in the white linen look very classy.

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just wonder where they got the others looking like abandoned apple tree
naija gat classy women i must say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPjoKCjrMjk

bionic by christina Aguilera

madlady:
@y me  That alone will make 99% shave.

Gbam

Onchedu:
Just cos it looks huge doenst mean it'l feel huge. Matter of fact when she see's it looking huge her body will prepare itself to receive a huge thing she'l expect to fill her up nicely, then she ends up not getting the satisfaction she expected.
Looks can be deceiving.

if it looks huge i see no fu*cking reason why it shouldnt feel huge inside
i agree looks can be deceiving but in this case thats unneccessary

All these girls sef canvassing for pubic shaving are U Nigerians or do U live in Nigeria

what has naija gat to do with pubic shaving?

madlady:
She looks lovely.

very pretty, she was Ex-Beauty Queen and now Lagos State Environment Ambassador

@post
i mean look at this pretty well dressed celeb and not the otutu ones u gat there

odiaero:
^ WHAT happened to your body in your profile, was it stolen

oops sorry i left it in pic mail

Missy B:
We don't hump only at night on in the dark.
Only Sauron can be that good . . . . 

i dont know who you are with woman but am damn sure thats not Sauron
berra start investigating about the shawty who Sauron payed to act as him

The same Chamo that mistook ma toe for ma n[i]i[/i]pple?

i told ya!!! you just mistook Sauron for my sweet Chamo
you had berra leave that kid you call a man 

The one who's tool is smaller than ma minimus? I wonder how You cope. Get a MAN!!!

He is more than a MAN dear he never misses the track he hits me like a ROCKET with his 7 inch
which i know for sure Sauron cant keep up with

haba why bring out those otutu pics nah
we gat stunning classy fashionable celeb like her

We’re big fans of boy-short underwear, but shorts that look like underwear are a definite Don’t. The ass-vertising only makes things worse.

The Don’ts of Shorts
While fashion fanatics might consider onesies cool this season, wearing patterned shorts and a matching top is another story entirely. Leave this jokey summertime look to the ice cream man.

spikedcylinder:
I wonder if you folks have heard of the term trailer trash. It's like a lifestyle - the way they look, walk, talk, dress - trashy. It doesn't mean people are going to sell them out to suya mongers by calling anyone trash. If they look the part, they will be called it.
Look at Mercy and the rags she wears in the name of clothes. The woman is devoid of class, simples.

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she lacks fashion class

they invited her they are suppose to be at her beck and call

BABA GOD you too much there is none like you

Missy B:
Y me . . . .You musta mistaken 190 for Sauron. Sorry, You got played!!

i should be the one asking you that sweetie
am sure he(Sauron) loves doing it in the dark that way he can slip in 190 to do his job
go for a DNA test dear am sure that unborn baby is not Sauron`s

Ma friend, You berra sharraaap before I cut off Your 1 inch kini.

you mean 7 inch

its better when its shaved because___
1)Cleanliness

2)It's More Inviting

3)Don't Forget The Scrotum. A woman's body is playground of softness and smoothness, so don't you think she'll appreciate the same on you? A silky smooth ball sack invites both manual and oral caresses. She's far more likely to play down there if she doesn't have to use a weed-whacker to find it.

4)It Makes Your Erection Look Huge

candylips:
^^ am sure u do

190:
y-me
just the way we like it

in your dreams sweetie

you slapped your dad
i will just fu*ck out of this thread cause am speechless

sleeping on top of him nope
but i love him wrapping his arms around me just like in the pic i kinda find that sexy and safe

yogurt chicken nah naija food? if yes where have i been all this years
nice one tho

wealthy nope but well to do[b] yep[/b]

anyway i just wanna play around for now without holding no one any explanation
dont be surprised if i get hooked up for good the next minute sha

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451442.msg6226944#msg6226944 date=1276714150]Chamo used a vibrator and went to a spermbank to scoop ma semen sample.
Chamo couldn't hit a barn door if you give him a year to keep trying.[/quote]last time i checked that semen of yours is invaild

I reiterate, Missy B is ma witness.
Her scans reveal she is having octuplets

my scan revealed decaplets

check out these freaky shoes

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451442.msg6226911#msg6226911 date=1276713788]If i DO you and you nor get belle. . . . . . .Better go and check if you got fibroids. [/quote]my friend sharrap there,how come chamo did a good job?

dayokanu:
Just watch out, Hotties like you shouldnt be outside in madrid alone, You know the crisis plus the loss would heighten the frustration.

Death aiit if you say so i will stay indoors with my whisky
i hate the weather too

Was it that he couldnt get it up or he thought your laps was the cooch?

i really dont know---why would he think my lap is the cooch when i gat a portable statue

chamotex:
I never miss
Just you baybee . . . that's why I said 'check my record'
Remeber how many goals I scored against you this season?
I'm doubling that for our next session

i trust you babe--- this is one of the reason i aint gonna cheat on ya
oh that is if you get me my lamborghini reventon roadstar


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451442.msg6226820#msg6226820 date=1276712950]U must have played with an impostor. . . . .
Sauron never misses. . . . . .Missy B is a living witness. [/quote]the only thing you are good at is hand kissing and am a witness to that