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MOBO444:
Please my dear, please.

why are you pleading with me dear?

deal with your confused self first and you alone will get what you seek for

A Man a woman can lean on and will always be there come rain or sun shine

LOL!! this thread still dey exist?

Mobsync:
Could y me report to my official quarters for debriefing. I would really like to get stuck in.
I'm a virgin oooo

After you don disvirgin holla at me

good for them all

am having a serious unhappy day here so back off 

alot

Idowuogbo:
^help mi ke tel u sey , i dey london
i live in slovenia darling cant make it

make una see this waffi babe o,my frd sharrap there
wethem nor need waffi babe there

Idowuogbo:
what d heck is wrong wiv u gal . dats 2 xrated for jokes oo
omo calm down bcus mi no understand y u jus dey shout Di--ck up and down
den tek Dicck starve u .oga oo
na only u wan handle al dis d guys ni,wen dey use it to uproot u and it sticks out on your left ear den u stay clear next time
oniyeye omo allaja

i don die
am only trying to help u girls out

debosky:
We can meet before the event so I can make you #20.

you wan wound abi?

debosky:
I only fail on one account. . . . I've only had sex with 19 people.

oya stay ur house, Evicted

blacksta:
Y_me -

What is this for God's sake - Sounds like an O rgy event thought it was a get together - I better stay my house - before i catch something

you don begin catch cold? Evicted

tomaagy:
Wow are this recommendations from you or did u like copy them somewhere?

Lmao!! where can i copy that from?
that is me doing my own thing jare

KING of kings i worship you

alright, here is the necessary recommendation for the guys:

1)if you are a virgin my friend stay out
2)on a scale of 1-10, the recommended sex scale is 8
3)your di:ck size must be from 7 inch anything below that is FUERA,we don't need any micro di:ck there
4)you must have had sex with more than 20 people 
5)if you cant go 8 rounds with just 5 Min's. break after each round abeg stay your house
6)No Viagra or Alomo bitter is allowed

NB__No more ladies needed, but we still gat alot of open space for the guys
         And for the guys if you don't meet the necessary recommendation you ain't getting any a:SS cause the Pu:ssy will be fictional

debosky:
Don't try me - you know how I roll. . . . once I make up my mind, you're going to get a taste of the koko. . . .very long thing.

oya give me the breadth,weight,height e.t.c of that koko. . . maybe i can put it down and make you pull a hamstring

and then we roll play

my frd will she stick to her singing and leave the acting for others :Pl

^^i dey with u always baby

debosky:
Stop that rough play. . . . do you want me to roll with just 2 chicks? I need 10 so at least 8 more women are allowed to come.

my frd hold ya side o , any more females will get the eviction note
Debo you aint gettin any a:ss on that day and am ma make sure of that

all my old boys know am the one that got away

googles:


Y me even you dey laff my husband abi ?

na wa o

LOL!!Me nor laff Eldee o he knows i loff him too
i am just being fair here , who knows maybe when Eldee drop he own he go be thy bomb

you only experience ejaculation due to mastubation
i know say e dey chuku you ,

which wan be chuku chuku again? this really gat me ROFLMAO

i started shaking my head the min. i pressed play
there is nothing that caught my attention more than ya voice,chaii lovely voice wey dey make my belle drink wine
you killed it @poster
anyway make we wait for eldee reply

^^Lmao , nah!! the test can never show positive for now because he shoots blank

i am the most happiest person on earth today.i feel sooooooooooo happy
THANK YOU LORD

iice:
[color=#9900ff]^^Yuck I don't like the soggy parts that remain in the tea. My brothers on the other hand, love doing it [/color]

LOL i usually get the yuck thing from my sis's, the thing dey vex them nor be small but me nor care

@post
i hate sleeping wth the lights ON

i don't know how to tell this WONDERFUL GOD THAT HE IS THE GREATEST.if mouth were all over my body it won't be enough to thank Him.BABA GOD I WORSHIP YOU,I EXALT YOU.YOU ALONE IS WORTHY OF MY PRAISE

i don vex

1)yes(alot and am learning from it)
2)Nope. i dont regret them cause that is what makes me who i am today and who i will be in years to come.

i love you and you know that even without me saying it

a little waist pain

googles:
hmm yes o. . . her reputation and name is gone just like dat

yep i pity so much for her too.

blacksta:
@post
y_me lets convert the text message to real thing  - u get me

LMAO
how is that possible dear?

^^like that of`Plat abi?

i soak my bread in my tea and i really dont care been called kpako because of it