₦airaland Forum

2cribz:
U no talk lie. Last year i made 7m. I blew 5m. The reamin 2m. I felt poor
To tell u how street don military. As ai dey like dis i don knack cl 3k for muda.i dey wait him rp

No lele… everything go set…. ✌️

2cribz:
E fit work but u fit broke reqch 10years.
One of my useless guys wey dey spread 3 years ago,shame dey catch am. Hedon sell everything lapy,clothes,gen...jus name it
He sold his scrap fan for 4k last week,just to feed.
I pity am lend am 10k.make he pay me for march
E remain bed,cooker,chair,fridge

The rest sold.
He dey baff soap
E remain small, easy buy wan arrest am.
House rent500k he never pay
Easy buy lock him phone.balance of 100k
Daughter school fees 100k .e never pay
Business. Folded up
Nothing is working
On top of that.him prick still dey raise.
He don go gif him wife belle again.
Him no geh sense again be that.

I sha do tel am .make he go do blood money

Sporty bet...lost
Baba ijebu..lost
Virtual..lost
Client....no payment
He has dey use ogogoro dey depress himself the more.
Me I don gif a fuc k

😆…. But to be sincere…. Hustle don hard for boys oo.
Some guys dey lament yesterday for the bar I dey yesterday.

jobgbemi:
NO. Not Greenfuel, Greenfuel can't aford that at the moment. It's Shell contract job.

Okay.

suzzyboss:
Send me the company's name i want to check something

Green Fuel Liquefied Natural Gas Limited.

I can relate with your experience very well. It was my final year exam..500level. I faced sdc at my faculty and senate chamber.. I narrowly escaped. Thank you God 🙏
Thank you God🙏

Dogalmighty17:
All things considered, God just helped us that COVID failed in Africa. Nigerians would have died like flies. Just imagine.

I don laugh tire..

uunwanaobong3:
THOSE WHO NEVER HAD THIS EXPERIENCE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

I vow to myself that nothing will ever take me to a Nigerian lift either by omission or commission.


Nigeria lifts is not a joke.

Imagine coming out from office in a normal day, then you enter lift to take you down, and you are sealed
inside a metal box lift with no opening or escape route and no means of calling people outside because of network, then the lift malfunction and free falls from 10th floor and suspended at the 2nd floor and it begins to vibrate up and down, then the light was off and 30mins the place begins to get hot with limited air. When all hope is lost, power was restore and the lift pickup again......... That was my experience

Same thing happened to me at A3 hotel @ Ibadan express road…. Alhamdulilai

2009 muscle for 10 meter.. chai…. 🤦

bigcasava1:
Before my wedding I saw the body language of my committee of friends, they want to disgrace their papa. When I do my wedding they no even know. They started calling me say why I no I carry them along, I replied them because you all are not really relevant so I didn't bother to disturb you guys. Since then they dey plan to poison me, but I dey ahead of them

They are not your friends….

everythingtall3:
It belongs to otedola a very close friend to dangote

No, Dantata

gabbasin:
Change your car engine oil at every 5,000 kilometres covered, this I have been maintained for the past 13 years on the same car, but the issue is that nowadays it takes me 3 years to get to 5,000 kilometres, and it's been 2 years I last changed my car engine oil

5km bawo? I no understand you oo

Noblejohn32:
Just 1M can do so.

1 milla cant change nothing

bestman09:
The issue is that I don't pay rent and my solar power is enough for me.

Sounds cool

bestman09:
I don't pay rent as I live in my own house. 3 bedroom bungalow, Apete, Ibadan

Apete wey no get light since last week.. 🤦

2015/psychologyUI

ObiaboAdoka:
Swear say u no get urge for pussy. Guy, u no get courage to approach any lady then period. Did u watched dis Nigerian movie titled "NO MAN ENOUGH"?
Na wetin d do u b dat Oga vagina or virgin ni.

Emeka Ike Genevieve inaji & muna rip…

X boom speaker on Jiji is 330,000. Because of 90k difference you go dash scammer your hard earned money…. SMH….

Very small

Ghost client as how… Se the ghost client go come to them and pay them without doing any work… elaborate bro.

femi4:
land

10yrs ago, I bought a plot of land N800k..today its now N5 million naira

Still same thing… 800k then equivalent to 5 million now

Freshtruth:
Johnathan presidential bid is finally over with the this help of FG. How he wan take campaign against the president who help u out of guinea bussiau?


Is now a 3horse race between Atiku , obi and Tinubu

I see obi accepting to be Atiku vice so is now a 2 horse race

How Tunubu wan take rigged port Harcourt unless dubawa decamps to APC

But the Truth is that is south turn Atiku has no business with 2027 election. But I won't blame him this 2027 is his last chance same with Peter obi. After 2027 is northerners turn add 12years to obi years when it will move to the south Again. Trust me 2027 na obi and Atiku last chance.

2031 Nuhu Ribadu and Mallam Elrufai will be the front runners

Bar man.. give this man one chilled beer… you understand the formation..

moshould:
Happy for you bro, it’s about time you let her go, she is an unfaithful, ungrateful, disloyal and treacherous b@$tard

lol 😆 praise George language….

The op know Wetin hin dey do, the op no say if hin no tell the wife about the matter before 24th of Oct. dem go nack the wife better style for hotel and the wife will denied it. In a nutshell.. the poster dey fear to lose his wife…. Bro, you’re too soft. And your wife will seriously punished you for this. Bye bye

Omi yale, agbara ya shop lol..😆

It can but not to taste… to taste and well fenced budget 20 milla.



N.B. Strictly monitor buying of building materials and supervision….

Nigeria team with calculation, who do us like this 😂

muyico:
Congratulations to you 👏🎉

What’s up bro, i beg I need job in ib, if there is any please lock me in abeg… 🙏

Ibkay32:
Yes, my cousin plays SportyBet, and she’s really rolling in millions now. We didn’t even know when she started, but when the wealth began to show, buying cars, building a house, and living large, that’s when we discovered where the money was coming from. She’s also a serious punter; her last win was around ₦20 million plus.

The only advice I can give you now is to keep encouraging her, but also advise her to set a specific amount she’ll use for betting every month so she doesn’t go overboard. It’s important she plays responsibly, after all, luck comes and goes, but discipline keeps the winnings intact.

Oniro oshi

musicwriter:
My advice to you is to take your mind off this type of thing and focus fully on your education. That's what your parents sent you to school to do.

You'll have more than enough time for this later, else you'll end up like my junior brother who's in his 30's but his di.ck isn't working. He has used up himself in his stupidity. Now, he thinks that he'll get a big di.ck by taking my di.ck.


419 guys has finished him in the process, promising of using jazz to get back his di.ck. . He's so stupid and doesn't even know that's he's a scam victim, despite that I've warned him of everything I am saying.

Be warned!

NB: this is something I am still actively researching. I'll write about it here on Nairaland when I am through

lol 😂 funny guy

higgs:
Why do forgers and fraudsters always rise to the top in Nigeria?

Good question 👍

occfx:
Always... But don't put too much money ooo. See me na, spending much on alcohol. Money wey I suppose use build house. It works but there is a human being or AI behind there system. So if I do it ones reach my target I logout because if you win too much they will begin monitor you.

You’re very funny, God go do am. How much is your capital And daily target?