We dey wait you sir

Small bress
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big ass
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fine boy
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fine girl..
Congrats

hmm.. the comments tho

Okay

MissGdope:
is it just me that has had these features on whatsapp for a while now? how is it new?

I just said same thing too sef. I don't find any of then new at all. I've been using it for almost a month or more

I have all these features already na.. its not new at all.. and why send voice mail when you can send VN?? I don't understand

You forget OFFICIAL YAHOO BOY RIDE 2016

hUmaneOne:


I've used all the flagships there is(excluding iPhone 7) and you and I can conclude that apps run faster on apple than Android ,despite having a smaller RAM.

Any body with half a brain knows iPhone software and hardware is tightly integrated hence they are far far smoother in operation

Most Nigerians hate what they cant afford, hence the dislike for Apple.
I'm not an Apple fanboy BTW..I love modding roms so I stick to Android.

Chai! bro oil too dey your head. As you haff drop this bomb, no need to reply his next message biko.. you don make enough sense

Rick9:
Am not leaving Hall 3 (AMINU KANO HALL) just yet because of the easy access to TINUBU and IDIA Hostels Ebelebor Tree @ Night. Am going nowhere.

Lmao! bro don talk e mind

The only problem I have with hostel is the dirty environment and overcrowded rooms. you need to see Uniben hall3!! I've been imagining it to be dirty but the day I went to see for myself! I couldn't even sit down, i stood for more than 30mins! they actually begged me to sit. Bed bugs everywhere! oboy those rooms have decayed beginning with their window and door frames. But i love the fact that hostel is fun to live especially if you have good room mates, I enjoyed the few hours I stayed and I even visited them again. And you have access to a lot of things E.g Light, BDPA nor dey gree see light. You people should help me pray for admission oh. BIKO

I dinor even see better pishur as evidence

JustHere2Observ:
While you are all at it, trying to figure out what your ladies have to offer in a relationship, ask why you are even dating them. You could as well just not date a lady and date a fellow guy.

In your mind now you have said something reasonable. If you don't have a good answer to the question please don't bother commenting on it.

A family friend of mine got married at the age of 16, September last year.

Richiy:


Yes na

What are friends for?

Abi? we need to be friends too. I need somebody to be bailing me from hunger

saintfellow:
Well i am single, but frankly, this topic is part of the reason i am still single, becaus a larger percentage of ladies out there offer nothing in a relationship.
Honestly speaking i think foreign ladies offer more in a relationship, they are excluded from the sterotyping, its only Nigeria ladies that are lacking in this aspect.

Bro, the thing don tire me. I had to ask oh.. and I never get better answers sef

Richiy:
Quality time
And bailing him from SARS

Lmfao! you really dey contribute

gbemi514:
They contribute anything the guy couldn't contribute....
Read your Bible...
Women are called men's helpers

I think you're getting it twisted. And by the way, most ladies these days don't see relationship the way you're seeing it.

VolTOxic:
I laugh. Wait until you've a real relationship. You'll get it.

So there's q fake one?

Tiny23:
I do pray for him n guide him on the right things to do

That's a good one. But I'm quite sure if all he does is pray for you too and nothing else, that relationship won't work.

CindyeMerAld:
hmmm,aii...thanks much

You're welcome

Please oh, I've been meaning to ask this, What do girls contribute in a relationship that boys don't?? I don't want to hear love, and the likes of it because boys also do that as well. Tell me something different. One of the reasons I'm asking is because I've been reading several stories recently about how a girl was raped because she refused a boy sex after he has spent money on her head. And also a NLander was complaining that her boyfriend is demanding for sex and she noted that he's nice and caring and has helped her emotionally, financially and physically. So my people, What do girls contribute?

Well, him not calling doesn't mean he doesn't care at all. If you both see often and your communication is good, then there's nothing to be scared of.

freemanbubble:
love twins though but the identical(monozygotic) ones is what i love most where the ovaries produce one egg during ovulation and got split into two. the dyzygotic(fracternal) is also cool
although i have this feeling that my future wife will give birth to twin because my mummy immediate brother are twins. anyway nor be by that one sha. so wherever you are my future wife i will definitely find you.

Who ask you all these ones now

DeSepiero:
I remember playing a game of flipping its pages and counting heads with my friends. If you know what I mean
I knew that book from cover to cover.

LOL I did this

I agree with you OP

Because I'm a big fan of food, shelter and clothing.

I don't understand why Uniben hostel dinor make it to the list.

EpicMaurice:
you better go for your confession ASAP. Till now my mum still makes sure i go once in a while

I'll try.

Dude is looking like rainbow. But he still looks good.

EpicMaurice:
me tire for them oh.
Anyway sha.....any hustle na hustle, any way na way

hehe

Lmao.. very hilarious! I've not gone for confession for years now

EpicMaurice:
Just came to check names.






Chai!!! Na my brothers oh!!!! Why na :/

Lmao.. Our brothers are not representing us well at all.