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Mr. 10inch curved Rod here.....

This message to the organisers of this year's Miss NL contest.... We the people of Nairaland Demand that there should be a Bikini contest... Its our right and you can not deny us..we give the oragnizers a 3 days ultimatum... Failure to heed to our demands who bring about some unsavoury events... We are Nairaland Bikini worriors

Cc
Suen
Myn44
Lalasticala
Dygeasy
Wristbangle
Mimzy
Refiner
Optional1
Dasisyluv
Krystalklear
Ladyjul
Ivvy
ChubbyT
MissGdope
Lanicky
Eurydice

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YBPNBMF


Cc

Lalasticala

When you finally found a bf and you tell your mum

Or you hear

when you tell your dad u need designer shoes

That moment...

Then your mum brings it out....

And this happened

When you try to talk back and she says

When your mum overhears you talking to a male friend

When your parents don't have a pool but you want to swim by all means

You don't have any other choice than to take the nigerian national treasure

Then you mum says come on it was not that peppery and you are like

And your daddy is standing @ one corner looking @ you suffer and he says

You quicky rush to the fridge to get something cold you this

When your parents are champions in the of art pepper-fu

good day everyone its Mr. 10inch curved Rod again

Its been a cold monday morning thus far.... Here are some funny memes to make you walk down memory lane... don't forget to drop your likes....

mizlovette:
am sure if we are to dig deep we will find out ur rod is just an inch and can't even function properly. Indomie boys na him dey first show themselves

maybe your BF's rod is an inch long but don't mess with my 10inch curved rod

so your saying you dnt want my 10inch curved rod

jenigurl:
Dear @youngtroll, please never quote me with such vulgar comments again, if that's how you talk to ladies and they respond positively to you them by all means do proceed but endeavor not to add me to that clutter!
I do not condone vulgar people !
If you want to be treated with respect then do learn to carry yourself like a gentle man!
It's people like you that make me avoid this forum !
Thank you for your understanding

jenigurl:
Gosh!
But why?

like said they want my 10inch curved rod..... I knw you want it too that was why you quoted me

Berlyn:
i know this can only be MrCork's thread see your head like b00bs

how many times will I tell u I'm not Mr. Cork

You are stalking me for my 10inch curved rod abi

stiflerdrug:
Grabs Vaseline(empty) runs to the kitchen grabs red oil (finished) entered bathroom (no soap) checked car (no hydraulic) CONFUSED.. spits on my palm




wait am coming

I've heard abt you..... I was told u like guys with big rods.....well I've a 10inch curved rod... Be nice and its yours

ireneony:
Hmmm

May the lady with the biggest boobs and ass win

#teamboobzzy

SmileXtraone:

You like what you see

Nutase:

upload your boobs lemme rate it

Just confess it you need my 10inch curved rod in your life

Berlyn:

BuitynBwains:
Hi guys.. I'm new. I've been you know coming on nairaland but I just discovered its more than what i thought. My best section for now is romance but I'm a bit of a political geek. I need clearance about some things like the meaning of OP, SH, FT, L&S and all that..

NB: Bae is here on nairaland and he promised me that my write up will not gain any audience, please help me prove him wrong. I need at least 100 comments to shame him.. help me!!!

look at those small sexy boobs, come and have a taste of my 10inch curved Rod... I know you want it

Berlyn:
you are MrCork no ofenseeeses!

Are you in luv with Mr. Cork? Dnt wori my 10inch curved rod will cure you baby

ForeverYoung197:
Who regret like that?

Interesting so what are the methods for regreting.....