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Phabulous4:
Ai Story!

I laugh… because Ai 😒

YourFada2:
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🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

The day my father-in-law caught me with his daughter, he stripped me down to my boxer shorts in front of the entire neighborhood. He didn't know I would wear those same boxers to our introduction ceremony.

Oh yeah, you read that right. It was a day I will never, ever forget.

Christy and I met at one of those weekend hangouts in Lagos, and we just vibed. The connection was so instant that I abandoned my own friends to join her group, becoming their emergency champion and winning most of their games. Even though we forgot to collect each other's contact info, fate had other plans. I went back to the same park a week later, and guess who was there, waiting with her then-boyfriend? Christy!

It was then I realized I’d left my favorite bandana with her. She saw me, her face lit up, and she gave me a hug as she returned the scarf. As she did, I whispered into her ears.

"Have you told him he just escorted someone else's wife to meet her future husband?"

She laughed so loud that the guy, looking confused, asked what I said. She told him the exact thing, and they both laughed again. Women, I tell you, they know the truth from the very beginning. On my bandana, she had neatly written her number. But I didn't save it. Instead, I collected her boyfriend’s number.

"Guy, my name is Stanley, I will be calling you to ask how our wife is doing,"

I told him with a straight face.

"And if you maltreat her, just know that the whole world is coming to fight you."

He laughed too, thinking it was all a joke.

What I didn't know was that this guy was practically family. He could walk into their house in the middle of the night, and nobody would question him. That was before I showed my ugly head. The two times I visited, the parents just ignored me like I was their wall clock.

E no pain me.

So the last time I visited and after she saw me off, I stayed and turned to see her back side. All of a sudden I saw her ex dragged her by hand and pushed her into his car. I swear I nearly ran back.

I also didn't know that Christy had been enduring so much abuse in the relationship and was desperately looking for a way out.

So, one afternoon, she called me, her voice weak and pained.

"Stanley, I'm having serious menstrual cramps. I can't even walk."

I gave my boss the biggest, most award-winning lamba of all time and ran to her house. I was her personal nurse..... I petted her, massaged her back, and calmed her down. Before we knew what was happening, the air between us crackled, and our lips locked. Even with the pain, she couldn't let go. I didn't want it to end either, so I held her tight, lost in the moment.

Until a deep, thunderous voice boomed behind me, shaking the very foundation of the room:

"Between death and vanishing, which one will you pick?"

Sincerely, in that moment, I felt like turning into thin air.

Before I could process it, the slaps started. The old man's punch was heavy, like a bag of cement. He had already locked the doors, so I was properly cooked. Two other men from the neighborhood joined in to "discipline" me. And guess what they said I did?

"He raped my daughter!"

her father roared to the gathering crowd. You needed to see the way the old man was breathing so loudly ad if it was real.

Even though Christy was there, screaming her lungs out in my defense, a single slap from her father sent her into a two-hour sleep.

I thought he was joking when he told me to remove my shirt, then my trousers. The more I refused, the more the beating intensified. Soon, I was left in nothing but my boxer shorts. I cried. Hot, shameful tears. They kept telling everybody their own version of the story, and more men came to beat me. At this point, I couldn't even see clearly again.

I heard someone shout,

"Let's tie his hands and burn his manhood!"

Burn what? Jesus I need you right now! I prayed. But my mouth was badly battered.

That statement kinda generated a huge argument, and it was in the middle of that chaos that the police finally arrived.

Thanks to my boss who got me out.

Later, when her father didn't see the other guy in their house again, they kept pestering Christy. It was then she finally revealed that the reason she invited me over was because her "family friend" had cheated on her and impregnated another lady.

That was the turning point. This same Christy kept coming to my house to apologize for what her father did. I told her it was glaring that her father would never allow me to marry her. Then she looked at me, her eyes filled with a desperate determination. "Then you have to get me pregnant."

It was shocking, especially with my Christian background. We argued back and forth for weeks, but I eventually succumbed.

The day she told her parents I was responsible for her baby, her father nearly died. He couldn't believe I was still talking to his daughter after such a humiliating experience.

What he didn't know was that ever since I started talking to his daughter, my entire life had changed. It was like her presence unlocked a new level of grace for me. I got promoted at work. My side hustle picked up and started booming. Offers better than my current job started rolling in. My boss was forced to increase my salary just to keep me. I got a car, changed my apartment, and began to truly live life.

The ex kept sending threatening messages, but I just ignored him. His chapter was closed.

On the day of my introduction, guess what I wore under my agbada? The very same boxer shorts he had stripped me to. As I prostrated before him, I made sure the agbada shifted just enough for him to see the familiar pattern.

His eyes widened. He stood up, and for a moment, the whole room went silent. Then, he did something I never expected. He pulled me up, hugged me tight, and whispered in my ear,

"I am so sorry, my son."

We are still intact. The boxer shorts are now a family heirloom.

THE END.

YourFada2:
STILL Buying COME IN WITH WHAT’S AVAILABLE

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ShenTeh:
This is what I encourage people to always do. Put it on the internet with all the information you have that they are fraudsters or scammers. Put a digital footprint on their character. So that others will know them for who they are.

Because because I do business with anyone I always search them on the internet.

That said, you have not told us exactly what he scammed you of.

stay woke

Firebox123:
you use opay for the transaction right

no

What if I used opay?

Firebox123:
find all your ways to restrict his bank account brr

How’s that done?

ShenTeh:
That said, you have not told us exactly what he scammed you of.

He sold an instagram account and took back the login details.

Meanwhile, he wasn’t the sole owner of the instagram account. It was a partnership account between him and a friend in UK and he decides to sell off.

I’m hopeful this would help curb some bad names on NL.

I’m writing this to let the general public know that Mr. Samuel Bassey Eno is a chipmunk scammer who goes by this forum to scam ppl.

Monikers: Samzy500 & Samzy
Account Number: 5005005005 / 8025060603
Bank: BestStar MFB / Opay
Account Name: SAMUEL BASSEY ENO


Stay away from such dubious accounts

He has so many phone numbers
PHONE N0:
07044567409
08065057564
08168907727
09169752711
08025060603

I started this thread, I made sure I pay anyone and yet ppl dahn Dey take my good for foolishness.

I’ll be posting a scam alert for a moniker Samzy500

He sold an IG and had the effrontery to take back without refund or giving back an account. He has also deleted subsequent posts here on this thread…
I WILL UPDATE THREAD WITH ANOTHER OPTION OF PAYMENT


I’ll pay after successfully securing the account and if you’re not good with. Kindly pass


😩 lost enough already😮‍💨

Maleandfemale:
Do you still need old Facebook and Instagram, send your number let me chat you

Check siggy.!

My WhatsApp number is there.!

YourFada2:
Bring old Facebook
2020 and below.

We still buying.!

2 years+ FB needed

Kindly send a DM

YourFada2:
More Deals please.
Bring old Facebook and Instagram accounts
Cash Avail

Bring old Facebook
2020 and below.

We still buying.!

YourFada2:
Kindly get back if you have old account that’s not been used

I’m buying ASAP..!

More Deals please.
Bring old Facebook and Instagram accounts
Cash Avail

YourFada2:
Good day fellow Nairalanders, im buying your old Facebook account and instagram accounts for the perfect price


NOTE looking for serious and trustworthy people who can deal with me 🙃

Contact via telegram, WhatsApp

Still buying those old profiles

Get in with what you got

bukkiexchange01:
what about old twitter and tiktok, i have them available and i am ready to sell. what do you think

The twitter has how many followers , and how many followers does the TikTok have

If you also have Snapchat, send in

YourFada2:
Good day fellow Nairalanders, im buying your old Facebook account and instagram accounts for the perfect price


NOTE looking for serious and trustworthy people who can deal with me 🙃

Contact via telegram, WhatsApp

Kindly get back if you have old account that’s not been used

I’m buying ASAP..!

Good day fellow Nairalanders, im buying your old Facebook account and instagram accounts for the perfect price


NOTE looking for serious and trustworthy people who can deal with me 🙃

Contact via telegram, WhatsApp

Bro To Bro,

There is no guaranteed Return On Investment in a relationship, not even marriage.

You can give love and get betrayal in return.
You can give attention and get “I’m busy!

You can give loyalty and be cheæted on.
You can give riches and get scammed.

In any emotional dealings that involves humans, there are no guarantees of any sort.

Feelings change. Humans grow bored. The heart desperately chase fantasies and crave adventure.

People can honestly fall out of love with you and start misbehaving or want out of that relationship or marriage.

It is scary knowing your partner can fall out of love with you at any given time without prior warnings or any valid reason.

So if you just invest only invest what you can afford to lose and do that WISELY and only in exchange for value.

But if doggy is the only thing you’re after in a relationship, That’s your life, Your choice, Your cross.

Class dismissed..

Robnectar:
If I stone you my phone

Wetin sup?

You no need no mean say others no go buy..,!

He deliberately waited for his wife to go to bed first.

He thought she was asleep, his chance to finally go to bed.

Husbands often do that. They avoid confrontations with their wives, especially when they are having a fight.

He opened up the door to the bedroom. Closed the door behind him.

Walked silently to the bed.

He pulled down the blanket and got in.

"I love you" his wife whispered.

"Uhhmm" he gave out a sound and slept facing away from her.

"How was your day my love?" She asked.

He gave out a little chuckle.

She gently pinched his butt.

"You, why are you laughing? Did I say something funny?" She asked him.

There was something about the brightness and warmth in her tone that caught the attention of his heart.

"Well, I can't remember the last time you asked me how my day was" he said, still facing away from her.

"Oh my goodness, have I been that bad? I need a spanking" she joked.

He chuckled some more and said, "Oh yes, you need a thorough spanking on your nice round butt"

"Aaah, I see you can't resist bringing my butt into the conversation" she teased some more.

"Haiya! You were the one who started it!?" he wondered.

She started rubbing his nipples and saying, "Hmmm, did I? Are you sure it's not you who is being madly in love with your sexy wife?"

He got aroused instantly, something about her surprising personality.

He turned to face her.

"Hey, I thought you were mad at me? Weren't we fighting?" He asked.

"Aah, that is old news. I am not fighting with you. Why should I fight such a sexy husband?" She said looking suggestively deep into his eyes in the dim light, rubbing his nipples.

"What's gotten into you? I love this side of you" he asked as his fingers searched for her nipples.

"Wisdom has gotten into me. I have read this amazing book on marriage and it has opened up my eyes to the power of a wife" she told him.

"The power of a wife? So you are powerful?" He asked.

"Oh yes. Look, I got you to start rubbing my nipples even without you knowing it yet you came in here tip toeing" she joked.

He paused.

"Hmm, you are right" he said then went on to start licking her nipples.

"I have learnt that, I don't need to pick up a fight about everything. I need to chill. Uuh, your tongue feels so good, don't stop" she said closing her eyes in pleasure.

"I won't stop" he said, as he licked her other nipple.

"I have also learnt that in as much as you are the head of the family and the leader of our love, I actually have the power to influence your leadership. It was my beauty that caused you to take the lead and approach me, my qualities that caused you to take the lead and propose to me, my sexiness that makes you take the lead and get Hot for me, my attitude that inspires you to take the lead at home. I make you lead. I am that powerful. So when I have a bad attitude, a bad mood, a combative spirit; I hinder your ability and drive to lead. As the wife, I determine the temperature and atmosphere of the home" she said as he pulled down his boxer.

"You are right, I am so Hot for you right now. You awaken the King in me" he said.

He penetrated deep inside her, right there in her wetness. He pumped in, he had missed her sweet pot.

He went in and out. They both started sweating, moaning, the bed carried the weight of two sexual bodies connected by love. They made love.

"Aah! that was sweet. Wow!" He said with pleasure as he threw his body from on top of her. He had climaxed.

"Wow honey, you clearly needed a release. You pushed it in real good" She said as she calmed down from her orgasm too.

"My love, you asked me how my day had been. And to be honest, my day was stressful thinking about our arguments. But I love how my night is. What a perfect way to end the day" he told her as he cuddled her to him.

She rested safe in his arms and said, "I love this. I love us"

He kissed her forehead and said, "Earlier on, you told me I love you. Please allow me to tell you that I love you too. I really do"

She closed her eyes smiling.

The power of a wife.

OseigeIsrael:
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All these products you’re posting are Nigerian used?