₦airaland Forum

... And may God richly bless the Chief for the "empowerment"

Kriss216:
Out of the billions generated from the tollgate monthly, you’re only paid 30K.


Just saying sha.

Confirm source from the reliable Lagos-ibadan Express Newspaper has it that he and some of his colleague won't be paid for the month of February and March due to their lack of dedication and uprightness in licking the ass of their Fulani masters.

I hope she will be rewarded financially and otherwise... If a certain Mercy and Laycon can be awarded staggering sum from a useless and morally bankrupt show, then this brilliant lady deserve same too.

Benesis:
Would love to make a 3d animation on this, can i get the writter And voice actors?/it would be hilarious, if y know the writter pls dm me

Would volunteer to be a voice actor for FREE...

This is really creative.

Very creative... Especially with the Insecurity part .

This guy would have make a better vice president than the mere commissioner we have now...

Atleast, Fayemi will resist every attempt from the Fulani's and their cabals to intimidate him and his people and also ridicule him.

Just last year, the cabals made Osibande a laughing stock to all of us who see him as a "star boy" by giving him a ridiculous and downgrading "Chairman, Use The Toilet Committee"

Dude has been like a mere Calabar houseboy to the Fulani's.

Good looking out to Gov. Fayemi.

If you're selling this used car for that amount, how much come be TOKS?

What is the storage capacity?
Mileage?
VIN number?

Jannesjambres99:
We should stop to blame president Buhari for every evil done in Nigeria,
Buhari is never Nigeria problem,
Nigeria problem is Nigerians,

Northerners are the problem of North,

Igbos are the problem of Igbo

Yorubas are the problem of yoruba,

South South are also problem of South South,

Why blaming Buhari for everything?
That's unfair

Nigeria corruption was at highest level before Buhari came to power,

What do you expect from him?
To transform Nigeria to paradise over night?
He is doing that no doubt,
But he need our support,

Nigerians always in a hurry, we need to take things easy,
Instead of accusing Buhari, use that energy to pray for him,

I want to ask you?

Have you ever ask God in your prayers to give Buhari all that it takes to put Nigeria in order?

Buhari is not a wicked man as people think,

My message is clear,

Nigerians please stop saying evil about Buhari, stop wishing him dead, because he is not your problem.

Thank you all,

you can reach me on phone for more information

07067967359,

I don't know who's more useless between you and Buhari, but one thing I am sure of is that your own stupidity is powered by the Sun.

Dropping your number here for who to call you?

Becareful.

armyofone:
You guys can use words eh

The mumu man think say him wise.

interestedhere3:
I see you’re just a little child, but I have a piece of advice for you before you go to sleep. “Only chickens accomplish something by sitting on their asses”. I only hope you would understand this, chicken. Goodnight

Almajiri online beggar with certificate, you've been bursted...

Cc: faithugo64, SpicyMimi,, do NOT be an emotional clown and do NOT be deceived by this THIEF.

interestedhere3:
I have created various accounts in the past on here to help different people before @interestedhere, @interestedhere2 and some others which I deactivate in a short while. I create an account, chat with whomever and delete afterwards. You are of no consequence, so I won’t indulge you. Attached to this post is one of @ishilove comment. I’m glad she said I will never lack, and I sure would never lack. I have already set up my life with Christ and he has set me far far far high up above you and I won’t stoop. God has so so so so so so so so so blessed me and I will never stop giving cos I will NEVER lack.

Maybe I did not make it clear enough in my first comment or maybe I was just being economical with the truth, but I will do so now,

Young man, you are a THIEF.

Just look at the spead you used to reply me.

From interestedhere2 to interestedhere3 to fartooblessed and surprisingly, you created the interestedhere3 same day and time you used in creating the Wordlychild handle you use to do your cooperate Almajiri online begging and fraudulent activities.

Your useless fraudulent antics will only work for some emotional clowns who are being "touched" by the trick you played all in the name of helping someone.

If you like use your phone to smash the concrete floor, deactivate this account and login to your other numerous NL account, you're and will still remain a shameless fraudster.

Good night THIEF....

This is surprising and the same time ridiculous....

What do you take some of us for? APC zombies?

You just come out of nowhere, requested for the account details of a cooperate Almajiri online beggar, transferred imaginary money and deactivate your Nairaland account?

Well done, Dem use cement plasta MUMU for our forehead.

[quote author= post=98881219]They read our last advice to them and took to it.



Others like them should better follow suit or else........[/quote]After dropping your usual trash, you will quickly switch to your ThatFairGuy1 account to like and share the bullshit.

You're no longer a kid anymore. Even though the vulture meat you grill for your consumption is having a negative effect on your health, please always remember that you're no longer a kid.

The groom's mouth sha...
Congratulations

This is becoming like a "good business" in the North...

Here's how it plays out;

-Join or form a notorious and recognized Bandit group.

- Get some assorted riffles from the village head.

- Recruit some never do well Almajiri miscreants into the sect.

- Engage in cow rustling and community wahala.

- Call the State governor that you have repented and willing to surrender.

- State governor welcomes you like the prodigal son and promise to take care of you, then whip some hard currencies into your bank account.

- Recycle the same bullshit sequence after his tenure.


That's why the North will always remain backward.

merieam16:
U cant hurt me with no words....u can judge, criticize, question dat ur business, ur thinking nd ur perspective abt it, i cant change it. so swerve so i can see like minds dat understand that anything that as to do with church is God business

As expected, you already getting emotional...

In conclusion, God is not after your Tithe and Offerings.

I can't flog a dead-horse anymore.

Sleep well.

Please, who is the moronic and clueless Minister of Petroleum?

I was expecting the dumb Minister to honorably resign and give full and undivided attention to his 150 barren cows since the price of crude oil soared to $60 per barrel, but he shamefully remain there.


In the words of the controversial rapper called Erigga, "This country really need Ijaw massage"

seunmsg:
It is not a figment of the writers imagination, it’s the reality. FFK though very irrelevant politically is on his way back to APC.

This transfer is a very ridiculous one to the APC if your reports are true.


It's just like Manchester United going into the transfer market to sign an injury prone Daniel Sturidge.

sapphiere:
The handwriting looks like that of a male. And only a male can do this kind of stuff. No fear for God at all.

You're become irritatingly silly with this your dumb pattern of feminism.

You come online to display this insanity but go offline to choke yourself to a hard dick in your neighborhood week in week out.

Do well to know your true calling.

Peace.

merieam16:
Ur hate for pastors cant change anyting.It will just keep showing hw ignorant u are


U dont av d right to judge cos u arent a saint either.As a Christian, just do wat God want and leave d judgement to God.

If any pastor is emblezzling or mismanaging any money under his care, we av no right to question or judge. Leave dat to God, u just play ur part.

I must confess, your own Ignorance is powered by the Sun.

Just because I don't have the right to "Judge" does not mean I should donate my brain like a zombie to the pastor...

You have right to question politicians mismanaging your tax but like you said, we shouldn't question pastor's mismanaging our Tithes, Seeds, Offerings, Financial donations, e.t.c

Can't you see you're just an hypocrite?

Not hear to hurt you with words my friend, We don't have to right to "Judge" but we have every right to question and criticize.

A figment of the writer's imagination.

merieam16:
My people perish for lack of knowledge

The knowledge you don't have or the one your pastor stole from you?

Tell her that just last year, you invested a staggering sum of $50,000 on Bitcoin hoping to get some reasonable profit this year, but Buhari has squashed your high hopes with the banning of crypto currency exchange, and you've falled back to your last hope which is the N525,075 remaining in your Zenith bank account.

Always remember to say "Thunder fire Buhari" while explaining, so she can imagine the level of damaged done by her kinsman to her lover.

Missyajoke:
I'll be discouraged but I'll still pay my tithes. The bibles says looking unto Jesus the author and the finisher of our Faith the bible didn't say we should look unto our Pastor

You'll still pay your Tithe to the same pastor that squander it before your very eyes?


If you are really looking unto Jesus who's the author and finisher of our Faith, you'll definitely know that our God is not the Author of confusion.

slowice:
Wike try dey stay one place... Busy body dey form affinity but him be real snake

EdidemLord:
leke leke wey no dey stay one place...


Who is bankrolling him

When you don't have anything sensible to say, it's best to remain silent.


There's a reason why it is called "Condolence visit"

Missyajoke:
Have never tried it even if I don't have money I'll go to church and pay nothing. It shows the man does not fear God at all. The bible says give and it shall be given unto you you're doing it for God not men. People should be Careful in all they do when problems comes is not God you'll run too abi. I pay my tithes regardless of what the Pastor uses the money for.

Let's assume you saw your pastor lavishing the Tithe on Automobiles, designers suits and light skin prostitutes, would you still dance in excitement to drop your Tithe the next Sunday?

merieam16:
omo people dey para o....buh u are nt giving the pastor naw, u re giving it to God



So u re telling God 'u will nt give him shi shi ' well He will nt give u shi shi too

Giving it to God?

Please, Lemme quickly correct this wrong orientation, God is not in need of your financial help or requesting for GoFundMe account.

Serve Him in Spirit and in Truth.

While MANABBQGRILL became a full blown wretched vulture meat seller because of his undying love for Buhari.


That's the only "connection" the zombie got from his darling daddy.

Too tired to read this long epistle that look like Bet9ja slip.