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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-uchendu To Host Big Brother Naija Season 6 by YourMajesty(m): 12:22pm On May 12
mariahAngel:


Stop speculating!
Ok. You can f.uck off now.
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Mercy Eke, Venita Akpofure, Diane Russet And Kim Oprah Hanging Out by YourMajesty(m): 11:11am On May 11
fuckingAyaya:
open ur eyes well it an artificial tattoo
Nor be only artificial tattoo.. Abeg rest grin
Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-uchendu To Host Big Brother Naija Season 6 by YourMajesty(m): 11:09am On May 11
derbykol:
Supported
Abi, that guy is cool and good.
Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-uchendu To Host Big Brother Naija Season 6 by YourMajesty(m): 11:08am On May 11
mariahAngel:


Did Enyinnaya vie for the position?
Go ask him.
Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-uchendu To Host Big Brother Naija Season 6 by YourMajesty(m): 8:36am On May 11
Ebuka is a major stakeholder in the soft porn show.

I would have preferred Nollywood actor, Enyinaya Nwigwe.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Mercy Eke, Venita Akpofure, Diane Russet And Kim Oprah Hanging Out by YourMajesty(m): 8:33am On May 11
Take a look at Mercy's foot in the second picture. It looks like a roasted plantain, No thanks to bleaching cream.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by YourMajesty(m): 8:09am On May 11
Bashir4u:
That's Consolidated public service salary structure (Compss) Civil service is using 70k plus level 08
Thank you.. Good morning.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by YourMajesty(m): 8:54am On May 10
Please house, what is the salary scale of Grade level 8 in the Civil Service

Cc: TammyAnybody
Romance / Re: Reno Omokri: Money Spent On A Girlfriend Attracts No Blessing by YourMajesty(m): 9:02am On May 09
Josywhyte:
Says a man who has spent so lavishly on many girlfriends... Mtcheww
Is your sister and mother amongs his girlfriend's? Don't say rubbish next time.
Business / Re: Melinda Gates Rents ₦50Million Per Night Private Island(Pics) by YourMajesty(m): 3:06pm On May 07
cchub:

Considering that naira is shitt now sef.
She's worked for it. She can afford it.

Do you know how much she and her husband dash our dear county every Year? Not to talk africa or the rest of the world.

Hustle o
All of you using this "hustle o" phrase, if they decide to check your account balance now, it will be the same with your low sperm count.

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Business / Re: Melinda Gates Rents ₦50Million Per Night Private Island(Pics) by YourMajesty(m): 3:05pm On May 07
See paradise.

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Politics / Re: Buderi Isiya: Kaduna’s Most Wanted Bandit Holding Afaka Students To Ransom by YourMajesty(m): 8:31pm On Apr 29
dominique:
Soon he will come and say he has repented and he will be rewarded handsomely for it. It's only in northern Nigeria that dangerous criminals are compensated
Dominique please look into the report. Playmaker14 my friend is being trolled.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Young Manager Needed In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 8:37pm On Apr 21
Spectrum22:
I need a young man to work for me as a manager in my small business somewhere in Delta State (not the State capital).

The salary is 20k for a start.

The person should be focused, hard working and able to meet set targets.

Applicants should have at least an OND certificate and should not be more than 30 years.

You can drop your phone number if you are interested and I will call you.
Where is your business located?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 774,000 Jobs: FG Commences Partial Payment Of Stipends by YourMajesty(m): 12:39pm On Apr 19
cynthia9:

Am not crushing on him though.....but I follow his comments most times.....
I don't believe you..


That guy doesn't do local

Give us a screen shot of your chat with him...and the screen shot of the transfer of the money
My friend shut up, you are using your alternate to reply him.

God will punish all of you supporting fraudulent activities whether local or foreign.
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Woman Who Is Way Taller Than You? by YourMajesty(m): 3:14pm On Apr 08
CandyOps:
Yabsolutely! I see people talk about marriage or dating as if it's something based off of emotional reasons alone.

I'm not particularly tall. Just a little over 5' 4" so taller women are my only hope of raising offsprings that won't become short engines in life.

I hear it takes some amount of confidence to woo or date taller girls but I've been talking with a couple of them and it's all bullshit because if I stood on my wallet i'd be 7ft tall cheesy
Give a brief reason like your height, you're hear writing Songs of Solomon for us. grin
Politics / Re: Onochie: "Wailing Cannot Stop The President From Seeing His Doctors" by YourMajesty(m): 9:47am On Apr 08
airminem:
Preeq. You have lost it!
Lover of Preeq, send me a pm baby.
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 6:35pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


So you quoting me is evidence I’m paining you as well, right? Don’t you know how to ignore me?

And he isn’t ignoring me at all if he’s entering a thread I’m currently discussing in just to specifically comment about me and even replying to me just without mentioning me.

Please make sense
Everyone is telling you goodbye, and I will do same now so you can have time for your customers who fvck you for free.


RIP to your dead mom my love, you entertained us with your stupidity.
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 6:33pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


Wow, now there are worms lol

Tell us more about your childhood experiences...

You say you prefer village girls over a woman like me as though you had any choices in the matter. Stick to what will accept you and stop fantasizing about things you can never touch. You’ll be happier that way.

Anyway... I’m now bored

Enjoy your day. smiley
RIP to your dead mom... wink
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 6:06pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


It didn’t lain me and that is obvious. Only you and he have showed inability to control your emotions. Only you and he are harassing with abuses because you aren’t intelligent people.

You can’t smell a person through a comment sir, that’s your worst attempt at an insult, yet.

He’s not tagging me because I handled him last time he was mentioning me like I did you. That’s why I’ve left you both with nothing other than rambling insults like crazy people lol

You could walk away with some dignity but somehow your ego and obsession with me is keeping you here babbling...
If it didn't pain a commercial sexworker like you, why are you quoting him again or don't you know how to Ignore him likewise? You handled him like a professional slut abi? cheesy You're in severe pains and I am here to make you feel it to the maximum. Atlanta Georgia Wide Toto.


RIP to your mom. grin
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 5:58pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


He disturbed me, sir. And you literally just tagged me to get me to respond to him.

Please, can you people stop imagining the conditions of the “toto” of a woman who you can’t even afford to breathe the same air of? Surely there are some village girls you can think of who are more in your league

it’s embarrassing for you
International Atlanta Georgia Olosho, I prefer the village girls Toto more than yours filled with worms and incurable STD's. grin

By the way, may your mom soul rest in peace. sad

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Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 5:56pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


Yes, another man like you who couldn’t go toe to toe with me with intellect based on the topic at hand and so quickly devolved into a beast who thinks throwing more and more abusive words at a stranger is an effective way of debating. cool cool cool

These are the habits of those with a severely low IQ. Despite your low intelligence capabilities that is no reason to be so emotionally unhinged. undecided

And I’m sorry i mentioned the thing about your dad. That was wrong of me. I see now that not knowing your real father has really affected your upbringing

I see the guy comment pain you well well.. grin He is even refusing to quote you because you stink so bad like the way your mom stinks.

May she rest in peace wink
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 5:53pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


What did I say that has you feeling so upset, dear?

Let the tears flow, you’ll feel better rather than exploding with rage like this.

Why are you speaking about me but failing to mention me? A bit cowardly...

As I said, you came back to the thread for my attention and began insulting me to ensure my response. Then when you get the response you act as if that wasn’t your intent from the start.

You’re sad, pathetic, and transparent...

Go to your mom for attention rather than seeking validation from strangers online.

You don’t need my attention to have self-worth.
Olosho, the guy say he nor want your rusty Toto, why are you disturbing him!
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 5:37pm On Apr 07
Jide.nnaJason:
Bitch maintain your lane, told you I don't do rusty pussies, nah by force? Why seeking for my attention like the daughter of a notorious lovepeddler?



You're old and worn out like a mad woman's underwear, stay out of my way and stop stalking me as if I am your customer at the brothel.


Bitch cheesy
Hey God, another brutality.

CC McSquishi, this one is for you. Take it inside your wide pussy and get out. Bye bitch.

RIP to your mom. grin
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 5:35pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


So this is the best you can do...

Sad.

You’re very emotional, dear. please, try to relax. You’ve embarrassed yourself enough for today.
Your mom was the definition of embarrassment when she choked and died while servicing her customer. Olosho, go and utilize your wide pussy ohhhhh.... grin
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 5:27pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


Even you advice makes no sense, you want me to settle down, go and marry but also saying don’t have sex for free and capitalize on my vag? Which one should I do, I’m confused...

you’re flustered...

Why are you concerned about my body parts? Why are you imagining them down to details about my width?

Are you so lonely without the attention of women in your real life that you must fantasize about a stranger?

Go find a woman who doesn’t mind the look of you, go find your real dad. Go do something more productive than pestering me.
Olosho with wide pussy, go and fvck to feed or better still, get married to one of your numerous customers.

Don't end like your mom who did not know the customer that got her pregnant before she died. grin
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 4:54pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


How can I be pained by these type of insults? Like, they don’t even apply to me. For insults to be effective it has to have truth to it. You’re literally just using your life story and painting it as mine. Ineffective...

side note: Why are you obsessed with Atlanta?

Anyway, instead of going back and forth with me you could be finding your real dad. That’s a better use of your time.

Ashawo, go and settle down oooohhh...

Nor dey fvck for free, that's why your mom died over there as a renowned cheerful giver.

Olosho, capitalize on your wide pussy, that's the only thing you were born to do.
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 4:43pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:



Nigerians really think 35 is an insult? grin

As far as the prostitute mom with std’s, I’m afraid you’re just sharing your personal trials and tribulations again. Your experiences are sad to be sure but don’t project them onto others.



Siffia pains. grin


Don't end up like your mom oh Olosho, her death was disgusting. Charge your customers. Nor dey fvck for free as a Local Atalanta Georgia Olosho.
Crime / Re: Mother Of Eight Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State by YourMajesty(m): 4:30pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


Tired from what? Spitting facts? Lol

With all due respect, sir, your mammy is the ashewo. Go and do DNA test to see if your father is really your own and leave me alone lol

Good day.

Ashawo at 35, when you wan marry? Don't end up like your mom who died with chronic STD oh.
Politics / Re: Onochie: "Wailing Cannot Stop The President From Seeing His Doctors" by YourMajesty(m): 4:28pm On Apr 07
airminem:
Honest advice: Tell that to YourMajesty (pedophile exconvict) so he can tender his mother for live performance and if his mother is dead, then his sister can take the role with bobo thiefnubu druglord tattoed across her chest while thief Ibori enjoy the show. Guys thank me later grin

Modified: Your member lauretta siping her palmwine ogogoro in the photo above, waiting for theif Ibori and also you to join tongue. . . Enjoy mama punna in 3some abeg. Na mama sure pass after enuf ogogoro for head. . .lmfaoROLLING
Ashawo, how far? make we reason for another thread. Your husband fit dey view this one

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Mokinwa – “marriage Is Luck, There Are No Recipes To A Successful Marriage” by YourMajesty(m): 4:27pm On Apr 07
McSquishi:


She’s correct.

Women can do all they want to make themselves a good match but it takes two people to make a marriage work.

Finding two people who equally want their marriage to work and equally want to make the other happy is luck and a blessing.

I ageee totally that we need more courses and such to teach men how to be good partners. Too many men are going into marriage unprepared and don’t know how to be a husband or what great responsibility is expected of them.

Go and marry.

Ashawo nor be work

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