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Is it just me or has this picture been posted on NL before

So Dogara had these skeletons in his cupboard and he had the guts to give Jibrin an ultimatum to apologize to him.

Dogara should resign

Wailers are coming to ask for his certificate

See ShowYourCertificate for front

KINGinVAHALA:
I dey vex for you bro, I come arrest you for ignoring all my PMs.

I no see any of your PMs o

oglalasioux:
Did it take the Apollo astronauts 311 hours to speak through radio to earth?

Didnt you say voices radiate through the atmosphere at 670mph? So you are now admitting that radios/phones do accelerate speed of communication. I thought you said they merely sift out noise. Mtcheww

KINGinVAHALA:
YoursGej

Wetin I do na?

Airport workers were left scratching their heads after spotting what looked like a giant UFO in the sky.
The incredible footage, believed to have been filmed at Miami Airport, led to those on the tarmac whipping out their camera phones to snap the strange phenomenon.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704560/Incoming-Airport-workers-disbelief-UFO-trailing-blue-smoke-flies-runway.html

Like play like play this guy don get him brand. Underwear, perfume, museum and now hotel. He can branch out into anything right now

If she want show us something make she show us. Pull up the cloth completely, if not, leave the cloth

oglalasioux:
Let me give you a little insight about Schrodinger's equation.

The equation states, correctly, that the subatomic particles that makes up everything can exist in more than one place at the same time. Experiments show this is true. So scientists argue that since subatomic particles are the building blocks of everything, then what they built up can exist in the same way.

The saliva you spitted out of your mouth is therefore still connected to you in the subatomic state. If it comes into contact with a disease, quantum mechanics prove that disease can affect you.

Also consider telepathy. When you hear a little voice it means someone far away is talking behind your back. This also is true. How does your GSM work? Or let us use a simple wireless microphone as an instance.

Our voices (and thoughts) radiate and flow into the atmosphere at 670 million miles per hour. So when you speak, it takes a second for your voice to reach as far as the moon and it continues to travel forever in all directions of the universe. The path the voice follows is electromagnetic waves. So if I have a magnet, it can attract your voice in real time and you can hear it loud through amplifiers. That's how microphones work and interestingly your GSM.

When you make a phone call to someone in USA, it's not the phone that took your voice there. Your voice is already radiating through the universe. The phone simply sifts the voice out of trillion others because you and the person you are talking to are on the same frequency.

I took time to explain this to you because that's how television works too. And shockingly, it's what our brains pick when we sleep which we know as dreams. People we call prophets and miracle workers just have the privilege of higher brain frequencies. When Einstein died, it was discovered that his brain was different. It's still in a jar at Princeton University.

Without messing with your belief, I must tell you that 90% of what religion do which we term miracles is actually solid science. The white people know but they won't just blow it up yet and expose religion because the existence of the state of Israel hinges on the belief that a being somewhere is controlling the universe. The contrary is the truth.

Is this a joke or what?

Oga scientist, the speed of sound (like your voice) is 770 miles an hour not 670 million miles per hour. It will take 311 hours for sound to reach the moon not 1 second.

Did this man confer with all the involved parties before delivering judgment? Or is he doing this for political relevance?

When Buhari said change was coming, y'all thought he was joking

CHANGE

If to say your security cam na HD, you for fit zoom in to their faces and paste it all over the media as well forward their pics to police. Everybody go dey help you look for them

Hammer head of horror

Una sure say no be Nigerian Police Force collect the remaining N40 million as commission for finding the money?

I have said this numerous times. The FG that cannot even maintain its own Federal Secretariat has no business maintaining the police force for all 36 states and the FCT. Let the states police themselves. People will stay in states that are safe while those that are unsafe will have to step up their game to draw people and investments.

Right now, states are reluctant to train police officers because those officers might just be transferred after their training and another state will reap the benefits of the training you paid for.

aproko247:
The lawmaker from Kogi State, in a statement issued on Tuesday night described himself as a “responsible Nigerian, role model and a champion of anti-corruption and equity”

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Chai this IK dey enjoy

***goes back to sleep***

When your citizens start trying to smuggle themselves out of the country in suitcases, you know you have failed as a leader

- Robert Mugabe (1938)

E really pain am

gbosaa:
N65,000....money mentioned was in reference to monthly salary. Those guys are army recruits and that was the front of their accommodation at the barrack or recruitment centre.

The drill isn't different from what happens elsewhere. It's normal to be paired up and each person has to lift/carry his partner while executing the squats. Some recruits who are smaller in physique might be unfortunate to get bigger bodied partners.

In some military, they'll have to do the carry/squat while tabbing uphill.

There's another video of these boys slapping the hell out of each other. That's very illegal in some military as someone can easily develop ear/hearing problem. Recruitment drills are supposed to toughen up the recruits physically and also to separate the boys from the men, not to deliberately inflict bodily injuries.

See the nonsense you just wrote

So after running, Omisore finally came home to roost in EFCC detention He should share a bunk with Dasuki. Those who ate yams together, sleep together

Trust Nigerians to take a concept and turn it on its head

Seems like everyone in Nigeria wants to be a blogger these days. Some of them cannot even write decent English not to talk of good English. Most people just steal news articles from other bloggers or websites like nairaland and don't even give credit to the original writer of the article. Blogging is writing about your own unique experiences and outlook on life. It's not copying other people's work and pasting them on your blog while hoping that your adsense account grows. If that's what LIB was doing, she would not have gotten to where she is today

I know one girl who will be crying tonight. Let me go and comfort her

See as they are trying to look innocent. Lock them up and throw away the key. Greedy thieves

I taught Dangote well

This happened on Sunday, June 26, 2016. This has been happening for the past few years and all pleas to the Karu local government authority have fallen on deaf ears.

I will be contacting the Federal and State ministries of environment about this issue. Other suggestions are also welcome

Cc lala
Obinoscopy
Mynd44

These people are suffering

I just came here to check the name of the party. Not surprised at all.

Party Name Checkers Association (PNCA). Gbaramatu branch reporting

Name checkers association this one go pain una as the man no be Igbo or Yoruba.

Una sorry o

tosin400:
While noting that the governor had been crying out against plans by the government at the centre to destabilize his government, they pleaded with President Muhammadu Buhari to face governance and ensure the delivery of dividends of democracy to Nigerians.

So Fayose who is owing workers salary for months and joined them on strike and who hasn't commissioned any tangible project since assuming office is begging not to have his government destabilized. Fayose has already destabilized his government himself. He does not need help