₦airaland Forum

dharay99:

lol, iyen emi na.?
Lol, im changed mahn, so plz dont tempt me


& yhu dont mention my dad again.
don't eva try daht plzzz.

N0w stylishly buzz off my mention.

oloshi omo you think say u head dey there abi? omo sopono

dharay99:

ehnehhhn...uncle referral.
Are u done defending dt moniker.?


Now plzzz shift off my mention.

lmao guy!! are u a retar.d or is it that thunder struck ur fada's left ball to make him cum an unfortunate semem such as u?

dharay99:

Not yet.

It will only b a bad tin if u
are claiming u are new on NL & dt ds
is ur main account.

oga she's new jor n I referred her to nairaland stop this rudeness

I'm not scared, no one should be! whatever wil be,wil be

Ray360:
You don enter. which state are you from? just one percent deficient, lai lai, no voodoo will work. You will have it bro.

I'm from edo state

Ebayray:
yeah its 100% true.found out yestaday at d faculty of law wit ma dad n i got 72 as agg. Also medicine n surgery is 73

God! my aggregate is 73! something must give o

miztarromeo:
iphone 5s 32gig available for sale or swap
reason for sale: am travelling abroad nxt week Sunday and i dnt want to travel with the phone. i want to leave the phone with my younger bro but he said he needs an android phone.
am willing to swap with any good android phone
call 08131196992...all transaction should be done before sunday 13th of September

will u agree to swap with infininix hot note pro plus 5k?

SmithRussell:
Dude, don't push your luck. Too much of everything/anything is bad.. No vex o and don't bother asking if it's envy or jealousy, it's only a passionate hatred.

lol lmao

JayBray:
Yea....uniben was rili harsh this year. I did a lil research n discovered on the net that uniben plans to admit just 30,000 students despite it being the 4th most sought after skul ds recent jamb...so the high cut off is understandable

Haba mana 30 thousand what!!!

Ray360:
YungEX, I take bows in obeisance. hailings!

lol what's up g?

JayBray:
Cool....I think we r in same noat..I already saved d admission checker as a bookmark for easy opening...lol

ha-ha I did it also

Otibho80:
i don't know o,ask lordkvng,r u also a law aspirant or a passerby

I'm a law aspirant

asapchow and otibho80 na true say d merit list has been compiled?

kokubillions:
Xeinstra1 is One Fine ass girl, been watching the babe, Y'all allow me wife her.

yh she fine!!

Godwin10:
Not yet. This week or next.

the admission list cannot be compiled until d direct entry students are done abi?

how many law aspirants are here o. I only know Asapchow and iamtobie

asapchow wassup na! I can see you viewing

yawn!!!!!!

Ray360:
You deserve an award. How did you do it? lol don't tell me God, That's always the most enticing answer that greets such question.

lol na God ooooooo

Ray360:
what!!!! what a blast! I celebrate you sir! I doff in glee.

thanks bro

hmm my score ehn!

the answer is at www.google.com

is anyone here writing from on Monday?

they don swear for dis one! what won't u see in naija?

thanks to everyone who posted their English questions here y'all made my post ume smooth asF!!

thanks to everyone who posted their English questions here y'all made my post ume smooth as!!

blueto:
ya, stependous? any error?

not at all

blueto:
why am I not surprised?

You just signed up today just to display puerile discretions.

well, I am not Patrick, and I can never be patrick!

I posses my own stependous hallmark.

stupendous*?

blueto:
seems we have have heterogeneous encroaching insolent brats now.

permit me to elucidate to ur level of emcompassing faculty

Discrepancy, according to the English Dictionary (1.1.2 Andriod) means "inconsitency between facts or sentiments"
it futher stated some exonerating synonyms know as "disparity, difference, variance, etc.

so it means "discrepancy apartment" means a different apartment, and applying to your assertion means renting a different apartment from the school's hostel!

being a mendacious fabulist aiming at propagating factitious or calumniating impressions about someone is a nefarious act, and only tags you a simpleton irrespective of the prerogative "likes" you may derive from such deplorable motive that soley instigates indignations.

please, don't attempt quoting me if you don't have any profounding tacting postulation to present.

enough of slandering infractions.

I am not pliable or susceptible to anomia

na WA o. so u must now be showing off like say na ur papa get English language abi?

IamTobie:
Pukka, Venus, bbb, you live in Benin, proffer a hotel that is klose to main gate.... Make I know as my waka go be.. I fit even lodge on Tuesday, begin study the terrain.....

PPRH is a hotel near d school gate

IamTobie:
Abeg, any safe hotel de near main gate? Don't know where to perch when I get to Benin... My nigga there has gone to Warri for business... I'm jast thinking of what to do...
If i'll be driving, i'll kome in that same day,do my exam and GET out! Buh, going on that day on a public bus is a suicide mission... God help me...

Any ideas, klues,......

when is your exam bro? date n time

Asapchow:
IamTobie he is the baba

300 abi?