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shobroy10:
I don't know about the guy but she's 28years of age. But wait they are twin ba hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm something Is meaty

Shut that thing dude...
They are just 23, last time i checked, we are age mate and also once up on a time playmate

technology

it reminds me of Jay Z and his Chick tho...

Bantino:
1. When she says "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself"

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now."

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear 'Peem or phim', you will hear 'ween'.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: 'I didn't kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me'

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you "all the food you've been eating at home nko?"

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

20. Feel free to add yours

When she carefully watches the way u talk while eating and ask u to finish up in time, its not good to talk while eating and she won't stop talking

Tho my SwiftKey could be annoying at times

starlingslimnet:
SMH intermittently, RIP to English.

pls, how do i take this one.. Somebody just created this sh*t unknowingly to me

An error on my topic though... I hope y'all figure out

Though i still count myself amateur on Nairaland yet i find it surprising how desperate few Nairalanders that i knew wouldn't do a single day without login on to this site..
Now my question is, what's your gain so fat on Nairaland, apart from the news update part.. Ask me mine and i'd tell u i have learnt more experiences on Nairaland

walexy30:
I save N2000 every month in a bank with an annual interest rate of 12% for 20 years while still working. How much will i receive at the end of the period (20 years).

333333.333

RobinHez:
Ok...dats the best way to get the mods attention...instead of creating a thread

Thanks once again bro, i have sent the message via the link

RobinHez:
Here u go man...

https://www.nairaland.com/mailsupermods

Thanks for the help bro,
am still new here tho

laplace12:
Sorry bro, Lalasticlaala is an app

I know some might take it funny, that's why i solicited for lalasticlala 's aid in the first place

please, is there no way i can get in touch with a moderator on here in private...
its a help that i need and am not too big to seek help i guess, moreso, i see this forum as a medium to communicate one's intention

Good day, Please i would like to have a word with lalasticlala, please, kindly mail me your facebook account's name on my email address (istijabat2012@gmail.com).
i will be glad if my request is generously considered and granted.

Thanks




Cc: lalasticlala

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian when she called on u just twice and when u turn up, in the end she asks, were u counting my voice

K9blunt:
You're not sorry, you're just looking for what is clearly not there. For peace sakes michael jackson is dead and has definitely done what you MR STARLINGSLIMNET will never do for human and animal kind. He never mentioned anything satanic.
I would advise you to read the lyrics and listen to the music and watch it as well with a clear mind, am sure the answer will hit you like train on over drive.

If he had worn red or blue would you have said he was praying to count dracula or mami water of the ocean.


Gosh!

Aswear dis man is in for the truth...

la object la nuclear bomb resemblance

@ iamyusasiv i will humbly folo back

Glowstone:
Will it work for tecno p5 ?? Rooted plus i have xposed module hope it wouldn't affect the phone

The last person who tried it was a p5 user

kingstylo01:
check well, you'll see a mail about 4 hours ago. Check your spam folder too

Thanks bro.... I saw it just now

kingstylo01:
don't know if the op allows this , but i've sent it. check your mail

Pls.. I am yet to receive any msg from u till this now

kingstylo01:
thanks very much sir, i really appreciate

Can u also forward it to mine pls.. Istijabat2012@gmail.com

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olayoungz:
Ain't using f5, could have helped you develop one

Can i get the guides pls

wood4u2envy:
will this work for M9 ?

I dunno, but it works for the aforementioned devices, but i'd advise u give it a shot

dabigjoe6:
How wuld u say they shud move d downloaded zip file to their internal storage u are meant to move it to the root folder of ur sd card i.e the first page u see wen u open ur sd card. I dont think d op as even tried it himself

That was my bad, and u r ryt, i have not tried it yet but a friend of mine has.
I didn't create the thread to gain awareness, i was only trying to help, don't get me stung

olayoungz:
What your friend is using is not the real or pure lollipop. Its a camouflage or better still, it's called Custom Rom with the build.prop edited to 5.0, it got some customised features of lollipop but it's not lollipop. I'm not using f5 but what I know is, there are not much developers for tecno phones that can help build custom roms and I believe your friend developed it himself. My advice, ask your friend to give you

Thanks bro...

Install Lollifox ROM on Tecno H5, M5, F5 & All MT6575 Devices, ''NOTE'' MT6575
Jolly Nas


Lollifox ROM is one of the best android ROM that emulates the newest android 5.0 lollipop operating system. This ROM comes with lot of great features and it’s now available for installation on Tecno H5, M5, F5 & All MT6575 Devices.

Features of Lollifox ROM (100% bugless)
1. Design looks more like Android Lollipop and Kitkat
2. Emulates the concept of Android 5.0 lollipop
3. It’s pre-rooted
4. It’s fully deodexed
5. It’s dual 3G swipe supported
6. It achieve a super smooth UI
7. Improved battery quality
8. Perfect lollipop UI
9. Improved camera quality
10. Added Zipalign
11. Init.d supported kernel
12. Improved internet speed
13. Improved sound quality
14. Latest Gapps included
15. Busybox installed
16. Gravity box support
17. Super RAM Management
18. Ultra-fast performance
19. Xtreme booster
20. Tinted status bar and many more features included.
Once you’ve successfully installed the ROM, you would discover other great features and improved performance of the ROM.


Warning: Installation of Custom ROM on your android device voids its warranty, so following the instruction is at your own risk. The guide is strictly advised for pros or technically talented users to give a try.

try to back up your files before you proceed to the below guide to avoid loss of data.

Requirements:
- Rooted Android device
- CWM should also be installed-
6 Steps To Install Lollifox ROM on Tecno H5, M5, F5 & All MT6575 Devices
Step 1: Enable USB debugging of your device, simply go to settings >> Developers option.
Step 2: After that, download Lollifox ROM from here and move the downloaded files to the internal storage of your device.
Step 3: Now, switch off your device and boot to recovery mode (press and hold Volume Down button + press Power button).
Step 4: Once you get to the recovery mode, simply perform a full system wipe (Wipe Data/Factory Reset, Wipe Cache Partition and then Wipe Dalvik Cache/ART cache from advanced section).
Step 5: After that, go to the recover main menu, then choose install ZIP from SD Card, then select the Puelolli Zip file and install immediately.
Step 6: Once the installation process is completed, simply go back main recovery menu and tap on Reboot system, and your device would be rebooted.
Once your Tecno device is successfully rebooted, then you would notice the new experience of Android 5.0 Lollipop on your device with much amazing features. And just in case your device got stock in welcome screen during reboot, simply switch off and boot to recovery, then wipe cache partition and reboot.

kellystech:
Buy a packet of lollipop candy, open all, heat it till it melts then put ur phone inside it, put a stick and the bottom, vola!! Ur phone has been completely transformed to lollipop

Bro, am sure u could be reasonable than this..