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TATTERED HEART. (episode 6)

Lecturer: you have less than twenty five minutes for the test and don't forget, your excellence starts from here.
Kunmiscurry into the lecture room like an anopheles mosquito) good day sir.
Lecturer: and in what way spell out that today is good for you? You are coming in thirteen minutes to the end of the test... For the fact that you are new,that's your bailiff. Your seniors know me to be strictly principled. Anyway go in there and try your luck.
Kunmi came late for the test because he had gone for his morning chores but he hasn't done the cleaning at madam's place. He was heading to school for the test when madam's Prado jeeb jabbed in. Madam being an intelligent illiterate stressed not herself to figure him. Kunmi lied he forgot to off his gas cooker so he is heading to do justice to it ,that's what freed him from madam's reticence, he won't have been allowed if not for his tailored lie. Alas!! Kunmi never had a stove talkless of a gas cooker.
Kunmiruminating on the degree madam's hotness would have attained)(saying this to himself) out of this three question if I can spank two confidently. Four minutes for each question and rush back to madam, my penalty will be minimal.
Lecturer: (looking at kunmi derisively) done I heard you said?
Kunmi: I'm somehow through sir
Lecturer: somehow!! We'll see to that in the next one week.(he keep wondering what kunmi would have put down that warrant his submission too too cursory. He decided to put his sheet in a separate place so that he'll easily recognise it)..
All the students in the lecture theatre offering the test can't keep their amazement after the lecturer had passed the exit door.
Klef: I fall for that guy o!!
Raymond: I guess he wrote nothing because I can't measure how tough the test was.
Klef(cuts in arrogantly) that will now be too venal to finish in just nine minutes, thirteen seconds
Raymond: una de count am? You mad ni
Klef: (lamenting) na fact I dey tell you. That's to show how the thing de bulu my heart.
Raymond: for your mind!!

Later that day, at the Queen's Lodge where Jane and Iva abide with, the issue hasn't die. Well, I don't blame them. The hostel is monopolized by freshers and they are all Ladies.
Iva: and it is the guy again... The frame of attention all the time
Maraim:well, everyone is clumped with his or her own problem; that's for him which I can't allow it bother me(walked stylishly into her room to receive a call from her PEPs ; the savour of their discussion can make one go gaga)
Jane: I wish he do well in the test!!!
Ivavigorously) what are you feeling for him??
Jane: what do you want me to feel??he is a hustler and from what we saw,he is enormously intelligent.
Iva: what do we see??
Jane: I don't know. But he was eloquent at the store.
Iva: well, do not forget that he's too degrading to you.
Jane: (angry)and what damn do you mean??
Iva: (understands that any time Jane uses "damn" she's swimming in the anger's beach.so she withheld her tease) beauty, don't personalize.
Mariamwalks out of the inner room) girls let's stroll out!!!

(Light fades)

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TATTERED HEART. (episode 4)

Dr Sam nicknamed "wizard at work" just left the 100 level political science class. The departmental excos came to the students for formal introduction.
President: (in a peremptoring tone) gentlemen and Ladies, I'm comrade Ayoze; the departmental president (cited Jane , so after concluding his speech approached her but his epilogue was pay your departmental levy. It's just 3k. This what's trending of which everyone inside the lecture theatre were discussing but the president is busy with his epistle with Jane)
Jane: I'm Janey
President: I know that before
Jane: (surprised)what's that
President: that you will bear a nice name
Jane: (contented) your words are comic.
(The colossal noise of everyone in the lecture theatre supplanted the president and Jane's discussion as everyone want to know the nature of the snarl)
Janeworried)what the hell is going on?
President: I shouldn't proscribe in absential. Let's grace the scene first (holding Jane and feeling happier and pumpous,although Jane never mind. She is focussed on getting to the scene)
Alas!! Kunmi was the subject of attention. Kunmi had gone to his load carrier center before heading to school. Unluckily for him, the tyre of his wheel barrow is faulty so he decided to do the "morning rush" as it is called without tool as no one will wish to lease his wheel barrow at the early period of the day. When kunmi was carrying the load on his head. The hefty part of the load tore his cloth. After collecting the peanut for the work, he forgone mending his cloth for repairing his working tool concluding that "since my cloth tore at the black where my bag can easily cover, let me use the money to repair my " irin ise" to avoid further scourges". On getting to school, he has forgotten that he has skeleton in his cupboard. He asked a guy about the lesson he has missed; the guy gave him his jotting note so that kunmi too will get something written. As kunmi intended to bring out his jotting note, he freed his bag from his back and they were adjacent to some IBO girls. As they saw the torn cloth, they all shouted "CHINEKE" that's what provided the derisive situation.

TATTERED HEART. (episode 5)

Iva is the only friend Jane saw met her standard. Iva's parent base in the US and she has a car too. That's a placid credential for Jane to align with Iva. The jolly friends intend to go to the market to buy some foodstuffs: they ruminated on where to go since they are both semi- aliens. Jane reminisced that the entrepreneurship lecturer mentioned "Aleshinloye market" when inferring a case study. Well, the world is now global, Iva quickly map Aleshinloye in her phone. In few minutes, they are off dressed in their normal fascinating attires and invitting make ups.
After they've gotten all the sorts they wanted, Iva cited a big supermarket and persuaded Jane that they should check the stuffs in the store out. The store is where kunmi work as a cleaner.
Madam: ki le fe o(what do you want)
Iva is an IBO girl; Jane is a partial Yoruba, she never understand any. Abuja is the only Nigeria home of their family. Although her parents have properties all over. So the language seemed strange and alien)
Iva: (depressed) we wana check some stuffs here.
Madam: ki le wi (what do you say)
After several misconceptions, kunmi who had been busy with his chores- cleaning the reception where Jane, Iva and madam were discussing overheard them and understand madam problem at hand so he decided to help madam out)
Jane: we gota leave now
Kunmi: (with an exultant speaking tone) please don't!! Beautiful ladies what do you want? We have wears, cosmetics, deodorants and all stuffs you can imagine.
Ivarelieved) so you can afford a learned person!!
Kunmifelt sorry for madam thinking how bad the woman would have felt if she understand what Iva had just said) as many as you want
Kunmi bailed madam out ; the trio were blowing grammars dumbfounding madam in the process. They bought goods worth a million ( as much as they need) madam was very happy with kunmi that gave her 20k for the help, kunmi gallantly refused but madam forced him
They were communicating in the native Yoruba language.
Madam: I also have a child that speak English, she is in ife schooling.
Kunmi: she will be innovative, kind and generous as you are.
Madam: you are a good boy too.
The jolly friends were discussing about there experience in the market.
Jane: I still don't gerrit; so there is still fellows that don't understand the littlest unit if English.
Iva: it sounded strange to me....
Jane: but the guy seemed brilliant
Iva: I know the guy I guess
Janeshe teased) at New York it seems.
Iva: sily you. I think I've seen him once.
Jane: and that should be your home town
Iva: keep mutes for seconds later breaks the silence) now I remember.
Jane: (eager) where?
Iva: on campus
Jane: shed more light
Iva: you are so forgetful
Jane: (the eagerness has multiplied) accepted for the sake of the argument.
Iva: HE WAS THE GUY WHO CREATED THE SCENE AT THE LECTURE TEATRE YESTERDAY.

(LIGHT FADES)

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TATTERED HEART. (episode 4)

Dr Sam nicknamed "wizard at work" just left the 100 level political science class. The departmental excos came to the students for formal introduction.
President: (in a peremptoring tone) gentlemen and Ladies, I'm comrade Ayoze; the departmental president (cited Jane , so after concluding his speech approached her but his epilogue was pay your departmental levy. It's just 3k. This what's trending of which everyone inside the lecture theatre were discussing but the president is busy with his epistle with Jane)
Jane: I'm Janey
President: I know that before
Jane: (surprised)what's that
President: that you will bear a nice name
Jane: (contented) your words are comic.
(The colossal noise of everyone in the lecture theatre supplanted the president and Jane's discussion as everyone want to know the nature of the snarl)
Janeworried)what the hell is going on?
President: I shouldn't proscribe in absential. Let's grace the scene first (holding Jane and feeling happier and pumpous,although Jane never mind. She is focussed on getting to the scene)
Alas!! Kunmi was the subject of attention. Kunmi had gone to his load carrier center before heading to school. Unluckily for him, the tyre of his wheel barrow is faulty so he decided to do the "morning rush" as it is called without tool as no one will wish to lease his wheel barrow at the early period of the day. When kunmi was carrying the load on his head. The hefty part of the load tore his cloth. After collecting the peanut for the work, he forgone mending his cloth for repairing his working tool concluding that "since my cloth tore at the black where my bag can easily cover, let me use the money to repair my " irin ise" to avoid further scourges". On getting to school, he has forgotten that he has skeleton in his cupboard. He asked a guy about the lesson he has missed; the guy gave him his jotting note so that kunmi too will get something written. As kunmi intended to bring out his jotting note, he freed his bag from his back and they were adjacent to some IBO girls. As they saw the torn cloth, they all shouted "CHINEKE" that's what provided the derisive situation.


TATTERED HEART. (episode 5)

Iva is the only friend Jane saw met her standard. Iva's parent base in the US and she has a car too. That's a placid credential for Jane to align with Iva. The jolly friends intend to go to the market to buy some foodstuffs: they ruminated on where to go since they are both semi- aliens. Jane reminisced that the entrepreneurship lecturer mentioned "Aleshinloye market" when inferring a case study. Well, the world is now global, Iva quickly map Aleshinloye in her phone. In few minutes, they are off dressed in their normal fascinating attires and invitting make ups.
After they've gotten all the sorts they wanted, Iva cited a big supermarket and persuaded Jane that they should check the stuffs in the store out. The store is where kunmi work as a cleaner.
Madam: ki le fe o(what do you want)
Iva is an IBO girl; Jane is a partial Yoruba, she never understand any. Abuja is the only Nigeria home of their family. Although her parents have properties all over. So the language seemed strange and alien)
Iva: (depressed) we wana check some stuffs here.
Madam: ki le wi (what do you say)
After several misconceptions, kunmi who had been busy with his chores- cleaning the reception where Jane, Iva and madam were discussing overheard them and understand madam problem at hand so he decided to help madam out)
Jane: we gota leave now
Kunmi: (with an exultant speaking tone) please don't!! Beautiful ladies what do you want? We have wears, cosmetics, deodorants and all stuffs you can imagine.
Ivarelieved) so you can afford a learned person!!
Kunmifelt sorry for madam thinking how bad the woman would have felt if she understand what Iva had just said) as many as you want
Kunmi bailed madam out ; the trio were blowing grammars dumbfounding madam in the process. They bought goods worth a million ( as much as they need) madam was very happy with kunmi that gave her 20k for the help, kunmi gallantly refused but madam forced him
They were communicating in the native Yoruba language.
Madam: I also have a child that speak English, she is in ife schooling.
Kunmi: she will be innovative, kind and generous as you are.
Madam: you are a good boy too.
The jolly friends were discussing about there experience in the market.
Jane: I still don't gerrit; so there is still fellows that don't understand the littlest unit if English.
Iva: it sounded strange to me....
Jane: but the guy seemed brilliant
Iva: I know the guy I guess
Janeshe teased) at New York it seems.
Iva: sily you. I think I've seen him once.
Jane: and that should be your home town
Iva: keep mutes for seconds later breaks the silence) now I remember.
Jane: (eager) where?
Iva: on campus
Jane: shed more light
Iva: you are so forgetful
Jane: (the eagerness has multiplied) accepted for the sake of the argument.
Iva: HE WAS THE GUY WHO CREATED THE SCENE AT THE LECTURE TEATRE YESTERDAY.

(LIGHT FADES)

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TATTERED HEART. (episode 1)

Jane is undervalued when qualified beautiful, half heartedly she is a specially made specie. Curtis is a medical student at the John Hopkins university and the elder Eric, a graduate of accountancy, he graduated from oxford now the auditor -general of shell . Sir oye yusuphs, although hailed from the evergreen Oyo land but detests its structure, nature and composure,no wonder he named his children briton,although they are also citizens too.He is a chief psychotherapist in Lisbon and Mrs yusuphs is a lecturer of international politics in Amsterdam.
No doubt that the yusuphs' family are stinkingly rich. Their affluence is met by international recognition and an astronomical educational pertinence.
Jane: dad, what's up
Mr yusuphs: daughter, you slept well baby?
Jane: I did . dad next week I'll be off to school.
Mr yusuphs: I hurdled you to go to Michigan but you refused.
Jane: (shyly) I'd loved to study in Ukraine but you all complained of the nervy weather; it's women that nag.furthering my studies in Cambridge is sealed already and I never go through any exam before been admitted to the supposed leading university in Nigeria.
Mr yusuphs: whose work?
Jane: my loving parents... When Eric and Curtis come for Dare's wedding, shower them my greetings.
Mr yusuphs: I'll do just that.
Mrs yusuphs: (enters and interrupts) And what will keep you absent for the occasion?
Jane: mum, I'll arrange my stuffs.
Mrs yusuphs: find another lie, I know that Judith the house help had done all that a month before today.
Jane: (disturbed) you know I gota familiarize myself with this damn country, my arrival is just a week old.
Mr yusuphs: (bemused) I can understand. Interrogation overruled.
No doubt that the Mr yusuphs immeasurably loves his children and he show them often in words and action. The established rapour between the parent and the children make their abode worth abiding with.



TATTERED HEART. (episode 2)

Kunmi Alao is a sole hustler,constrained by fractured family setup with a strained educational provision. Preliminarily, his parents had incessantly warned him to stop school. Mr Alao would say "I want for you no sadness nor worry , we should not cripple ourselves to see you through school. Primarily, you and I know that we can't dare afford it.
Mr Alao: life in the city is unbelievable, you could get broken or broke tomorrow and you never find your way
Kunmi: can't understand you
Mr Alao:I think you are off to Lagos
Kunmi: you are somehow near; yes I'm leaving the house tomorrow but I'm not heading to Lagos.(I begin to think that where did my father come across Darey and his song but I disallow it bothering me)
Mrs Alao walks in) where to (in a devastating tone)
Kunmi: dad, mum I'm sorry for the late announcement, I've made up my mind to engrave our poverty so I must school at all cost. I'm going to the premier university tomorrow.
Mr Alao: and you will pay them stone and eat sand when you get there, my boy , why must you always make me feel incapacitative all the time? And you know I'm doing all the doables( start weeping)
Kunmi: (terrified) but you should allow me to finish. Dad, I don't have parent that will see me through school but I have parent that will see me through life in the longest run. I do know that a squirrel that will climb the plantain stem must have sharp pawnails. I'm happy to have you the way you are. Mr and Mrs Alao , believe me you are the best parent that have ever exist. Just keep praying for me and we'll laugh last.
Mrs Alao: as your nickname, you will be useful for me and your dad, wish you well my son....(the mother keeps praying until light fades)


TATTERED HEART. (episode 3)

Eric's private jet was the vehicle that Jane boarded to school.Mr Yusuphs had arranged for her a Lexus jeep that will serve as Jane's private car on campus. But she returned the car unappreciatively , she said" so, dad can undervalue me to this degree ". A brand new Chevrolet jeep 2017 model was scurily sent to appeace her. Jane finds Nigeria partially livable.
Kunmi Alao in the vehicle taking him from his home town, Oshogbo to Ibadan where he want to study. Pathetic enough, kunmi Alao can't afford to pay for a car nor bus. He clustered himself on a "pounpoun" long vehicle transporting snails, banana, Apple and all sorts to Aleshinloye market in Ibadan.
Kunmi: (sitting on a banana bunch, intending to soliloquize but his words are louder than using a microphone) kunmi kunmo...
Oko mama e....
Omo baba e...
Going to school....
With no school fee...
And no foodstuffs...
( He was singing this repeatedly , finally, he stopped...)
How am I going to cope in school? Where will I stay? I only have 5k wit me which is not even enough to complete my registration.
( After some minutes, he felt triggered)
How do I get the money for my jamb? And even how do I completed my secondary school. I shouldn't stop schooling. Beautiful Nubia said if you give up on the finish line you never won the race.
(Soon they got to Ibadan, kunmi liased with the owner of the banana the driver brought to Ibadan that he'll like to work for her. The madam initially rejected enunciating that she want female worker but later calmed her nerves when kunmi bragged that His work rate surpassed that of a lady. That is why they flagged him "useful"
Before kunmi left the market that day , he branched to those aboki , wheel barrow load carriers' place arranging for himself a wheel barrow of his own and registered with the wheel barrow association of the market. All is not done yet,he headed to a big store where he inquired to work there as a cleaner.
A person will wonder why kunmi seeked all those "pay before service " jobs, his father had told him when he was young that Ibadan people are misers; don't do month agreement with them , they are outrageously flexible. And again, kunmi believed he needs a day payment job to cater for his immediate needs in school. At the same time, he can't guarantee himself full attendance and presence in the job, he will need to go for lectures.


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YUSFUL'S ANALYSIS ON OUR AGE!!!
Tell the deaf to listen to YusfuL the nice teen who aims to analyze our age from the day we are out of the cage to the day we'll go back to the bondage.
When we are 10 years old we act submissively as we are told. We begin the non stop cycling, kudos to my friend Franklin. At this period, no record of sin. We turn mum's pet and dad's thing. The confidence may be slim but he enjoys the ice cream.
When man turns twenty the mental faculty becomes faulty. A twenty year old guy I feel his hairstyle with I don't-care lifestyle, jumping over fences ,thinking of buying Avenses.All his thoughts is the victory of Barca and the relationship with Vanessa, allow him to be duped by aliens then he'll rekindle his patience. A 20 year old damsel will be thinking of how to outshine Rachael in the beauty context; I'll surely be the cutest. She want to be like those Koreans not those Ivorians. She will tell her friend not wanting to spoil the trend;the reason I love Fred is the beauty of his dread,let her be betrayed more than once or thrown like ounce,then she will refer her spouse as mouse. Are you going out I asked? She will tell me ;I'm tasked. She is free my dear but she fear again being teared.
Should I stop the fetch or continue with the fetch??
Jide is 30 years old, he pounces on Ayomide anytime he's feeling cold. He now aim to set a home conveniently sleeping on her foam. At thirty one's energy is full so try to use your tool. If you are 30 and you still wage war against your brother because of unequal food,you become a senseless dude, a fool but nicely put a bull..
At 40 my brother,you've now climbed the ladder. You can now tackle issue , don't misuse. If you are 40, don't shiver. A fool at 40 is a fool for ever. Muhammad was 40 before the stuff. At 40 someone has become a Prof.you still fight for Rice at forty. Till death you will be naughty.
My friend you are fifty , you still call yourself nifty. You still behave childish but the day Will replenish...No possibility of spending 50 more years on earth so cool your heart... It's high time you assemble your family and handle things to your children finally..
If fortunately you reach 60 , you are nearing death. You will never experience comfort in your health regardless of your wealth.. At 60 do good, your death is knocking. You've planted your seed, you should then be plucking.

At seventy we don't need you anymore in society. Your brain will start fluctuating, you won't escape nauseating.
80 my father,they are bound to stay alone. Don't live the cone. I'm not the one that chants but it's your condition that warrants.
Elder at 90 just stop there. I'm not severe. About that, I will answer any question that you are prone to fises and urine tension.
If you are spared to hundred, you are dead but still living. You and your grave is sleeving....

Wizard!!! My dear reader , let me give you a reading stipends by defining LIFE for you;
Life is an arena of problem,snarl and predicament. Our wives, children, property and family are in some moment our cause of worry which is not supposed to be.
Life is also an institution of dirt , Bleep and disrespect. Can you marry the person you are born the same day..You tend to woo the girl you know her upbringing and she will tell you:" TAKE TIME, IS IT BECAUSE I DEY RESPECT YOU"
life is a scene of vanity...Life is bound to end so is everything that centres it. Where is Mercedes and Beatle? Where is Abiola and Arisekola
Life is a stadium of change . A leader today is a follower tomorrow...
My dear, when you are living, live a worthy life and when you die, leave a legacy.......

YUSFUL WISHING ALL OF US HAPPY FRIDAY AND A STRESSLESS WEEKEND........ STAY MOTIVATED....