₦airaland Forum

Benwallt:
And Oshiomhole still lives. The man gave Oshiomhole tough time as governor. MHSRIP

Oshiomole go live long I use to work with him baba no Dey use gym play,he’s diabetic but u won’t know.
He hits the gym like no man’s business and eat right. He doesn’t eat junks like palm oil and dessert baba only take wine and brandy.
But for gym em no Dey use am play at all.

Dogalmighty17:
Cost of data boys. Jonathan paid his own guys 500k to 1m at a minimum. Tinubu's data boys are excited for being paid 30k.
In their private moments though, they bitterly lament and gripe painfully on how Tinubu's economic policies are a massive failure and are indefensible.
See one of them that calls himself RichTaiwo below.

And na bed bugs go full that mattress oo

Na now Asawo and hook up girls go begin Dey make money now.

Sheuns:
You order for his arrest because you be IG of police or Justice of the federation.

Una go just Dey talk like person wey drink kai kai.

Those of you defending the rubbish talks of the minister. Where in the constitution is a minister granted power to order arrests of defaulters?

Aren’t we in a democracy anymore where the rule of law must be obeyed? If someone defaulted, you should sue or report such to the law enforcement agencies and let them do their jobs.

I tire for the people of this country. Everyone just loves abusing power.

Don’t let them deceive u the guy ( heartland Md) is a childhood friend of Oshiomhole who’s also the CO-owner of SETRACO.
Nothing will happen they re birds of a feather

nlfpmod:

Masquerades arrested and detained in Nsukka, Enugu State, today for ass@ulting residents👀👀 pic.twitter.com/k9d8KGBd7s

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) August 28, 2026

Egungun be careful but see how u end up for jail.

Umm na which region women come better Lai dis for Naija?🤷🏿‍♂️.
Kaduna ladies wey I Dey use brag for TikTok live shows 🫪😳

Okin baba biscuits baba eye

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5uIElWoM5o?si=FvjILZC9kTmlc8sX

Nothing anyone wan tell me , Emeka and Chibuzor get hand for this update.

MrSly:
When bishops speak we know and hear them. When Tinubus miscreant speak as impostors on fake robes we also see through them.

Are you referring to Ade…..ye? I no mention names oo

WRLDBEATERZ:
Reserve dey rise poverty index dey rise.confused government

Where that slogan “WHAT GOD CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST “ you nor know sey na APC dem first use the word for 🤷🏿‍♂️❓

The more you look the worse you see is the Motto of APC

Nothing wey these aboki dem no go feed lagosian
Dem wan make u fat anyhow nah

Kaycee9242:
Oh I see

I go lie for u?
Him know wetin Dey sup and he knw sey dem go come for her head so na why u choose that part.
Baba wan join politheif

Kaycee9242:
No wonder the man mumu die for wura movie, em still mumu for real life.

Baba wan use am campaign for future state house of assembly after Desmond Eliot. Na we wey no this people dem

GOFRONT:
Since I was born and now am gettin Old, Whenever Oyinbo and white crossbreed, White offspring is always d result......


If you like, be as black as a Ghanaian, Na white must be produced when crossed by a White!!

But in the western world they view you as a black person even if your dad is white.

cr7lomo:
Still thinking like a simp....men and women are judged differently... we aren't same

Sorry o Mr Anti simp, ever since u don bcome anti simp how ur live be? He better or e Dey in comatose like Tinubu economy ?

Proftruth:
My wife divorced me after I confessed to her that I cheated once in 5 yrs of marriage. I was faithful for the 5 years we were married until she traveled and a friend disturbed me that she wanted to know my place. She came and tempted me until I fell that was it. My wife came but my conscience disturbed me for about a week until she asked me what was wrong and said I can tell her anything. I opened up and that was it.

I would have kept that secret till death but she left. I have long remarried but I still regretted telling the truth. The truth did not set me free as I expected. Please guys and girls there are somethings your spouse MUST NEVER KNOW.

Bro if she cheats first and told you how would you have taking it? Say the truth oo

Major7:
How many Nigerian understand CPR to start with or how to effectively administer it Also, touching her alone and she didn't recover will land the person in jail,you go explain tire even when the evidence is there

I would have touched her bro I am certified to do that. I have my license from BLS

Aww! No one could perform cpr on her

Topnotch95:
Where are mate are thinking of multiplying the income with their skills and brain, she is thinking of leaching on the 100k.

What happens to the bible verse that says "One will chase 1000 and two will chase 10,000"?

It's not difficult to spot a lady with low IQ and a liability. There are certain conversations you will have with a lady and it will reveal to you if they are assets/wife material or they can be use to while away time for fun

Na so I run away from Abiola laidat oo.
Small relationship wey we just start babe just bring em sick mama come inside sey dem share money for her sickness and 100k b her own share so make I carry d responsibilities ☹️. Na so I use style dodge d werey. Till I comot for naija my friend no knw.
Na recently I just reach out to her sey I don enter Yankee. 😂since 2024 wey I gbes from her. No naija bannies wan pity u.

Alabig1000:
I sabi na :
I don see prisoners wey de order full goat meat , get access to phone and many other things wey some people wey get freedom no fit do self :
This kind prisoners na special treats

😳 really full goat ❓🤷🏿‍♂️o boy this vip’s dem Dey enjoy o.

Alabig1000:
Go chop small beans
U don chop life

As a vIP wey em be there’s nothing like chopping beans. Baba Tinubu got em back

Na em and prison warders get parole, once dem imprison am NDLEA hand no Dey again . Remember bobrisky as EFCC jail am finish na prison warder come Dey run package with BoB

I think Nigerians will start their own in December bf the next general election in 2027

VeeVeeMyLuv:
A good uncle and nephew relationship

Often rare to find

Get money like water see how all ur relationships with ur uncle will be cordial and un-rare
You think if Davido be like that Israel dmv Gov Adeleke go Dey wail ?
I no go lie for you money and fame go together.

Modified; lest I Forgot to say sef He( Davido) benefit from security protection from the governor , so the matter na rob my back I rob ur own. Na win win for uncle and nephew.

Tinubu made it possible though my own opinion. We all saw what president bubu did in one state in the south east, that brought Uzodinjo to power as d governor , third person who lost the election became the governor
What APC can’t do doesn’t exist

iwaeda:
Welcome back to life, we told you Adeleke will win. Tinubu is not beyond 2027. Omisore has been deceived since Baba Akande's day. The story long, he helped them with inconclusive election, they still betrayed him. He only played back. Did you see him wearing chains agbada in Osogbo during the rally?

Sis, Tinubu is laughing at everyone now
Baba is preparing yall for 2027. You think he will sacrifice is own presidential ambition in 2027 for Osun state? Dey play

His rigging machine are napping and sleeping now. ,wait till 2027. No sey I no tell u.

If this was Lagos , u think they will allow any party to win? Think of it

eepeepook:
Somebody is advertising market.

No mind her with her BBL

nlfpmod:
Taking care of twins is not easy at all.

My brother this is what my wife and I ( especially her) pass through on a daily basis with our twins .
You see that one crying with aggression that is replica of my over crying baby. Whether she’s hungry or not she cries every time. ☹️.

At some point my ear wan blow.

galantjoe:
They're dragging a man as if men has finished in 9ja

Even the guy is not handsome

It’s possible make him pocket handsome that’s the most important thing.

Alabig1000:
Who God no kill .,no man can kill

He may end up not being the same again.

But building or construction of road is government responsibility and why is everyone thanking Tinubu as though the money is from his pocket 🤷🏿‍♂️❓

In America here government rehabilitate road like how they cook Jollof rice every day. Nigeria who do us this ?

Minatouchiha:
How is he 50yrs on stage? How old is showkey? When did he start performing and where?

My brother the thing wear me gstring for waist oo

Kobicove:
If he dey celebrate 50 years on stage, how old he come be?!

This is the question I have been looking for 😂. God bless you. Because last I recalled he was in limbo when majek fashek, oris wiky, Raskimono etc use to perform in the late 80’s and early 90’s.
Growing up I don’t know Daddy showkey oo