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uhm i love indespensables nd all bu' i aint feeling this track at all they ve got a song though with phibee 1 or sumfin ^{uk fem.rapper} that one's real tyte,u should listen to that then "i love u"  of sumfin is nice too

know wat?

lol . . .
most times i jst walk out on my pc on

i like the way u pop in nd out ^{real sneaky}

i aint mad at u either boo . . .

i'm good,u?

22,10

^hisses*

next

just tuface?

. .

conserved:
@zigbo

if its rily in d museum as u claim tis then that is a good sign because its goin 2 b preserved n our great great great grandchildren can alway listen 2 it!waddaya think RFLMAO! aah ha ha ouh hoo ah ha!

yea its being preserved. . . nt that it will be that relevant to the "great great great grand children"

@ituen . . .splendid u actually completed it rite xcept mine is 93.7,its the same thing anywayz. nice

does anyone know any event location for independence day in the uk?

did i say u knew

i ve been on n.land for this long nd i havent seen this thread aww wa a shame . . . .nywyz its been well over a year since this thread was created, wherever is the supposed song? it doesnt take this long to come up with a song esp. with beyonce, does it?

seriously, did u jst hear the song . . . the track is by now in the museum or sumfin

^{is tyte though bu' most people are by now tired of it}

yea they'r the same but i'd rather ve money . . . . psych ^lol

wat are y'all saying about sef

chris daughtry- home . . . ^{literally crying}
tamar braxton nd co - try me frm kingdom come soundtarck

rily

1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I want to be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want a kiss
14= I want to do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i don't know you?
20= i want you in my life
21= you're the best
22=i think you're wierd
23=i get shy when it comes to you
24=i'm winking at you.
25=Can we contact?
26=you're d hottest
27=Go to hell
28=Thumbs down
29=can't get ma mind off u.
30=u got ma votes,

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omigosh . . . the brazilian babes were great esp cristain and marta daaang!! they were extraordinary on that field. When i watched the match i wantd to go nd learn soccer by force by force.


^{but let cristain dnt go dancing dutch on the field with the germans o . . . they may just kick their ass}

31- you are moody

about wat

wat itches thy throat the truth? . . ,lol

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  5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland
« on: June 16, 2006, 02:08 PM » 

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Many times we all want to be famous and recognized like hollywood/nollywood celebrities and if that's you, you've just reached the right place. Welcome to 5ways to achieve instant fame on nairaland

1. Register with a stricking username.
               This phenomenal has been tested and proven to work. Members such as Hot-angel, hot-stepper, among others have shown that sexy is always better and recognizable. so if you are new here and thinking of registering with your birth name such as  Lola-apata or the nick name you were given back in 6th grade, you better drop it and pick up usernames such as Smokinghot! and if such names make you uncomfortable, then my number 2 suggestion may just be for you.

2. Reply at least 50 post per day.
                Did i just see you go    . well, you read right. if you ain't into sexy usernames, then you better glue your butt to your chair and fix your eyes on your computer screen and start sending in those post. ok there you go again, your saying it's impossible. No it's not. the likes of bolex, eveseh,nike4luv, rhodalyn, among numerous others have shown that without a sexy name, you can still become a household name. so what are you waiting for? Butt down and start posting. but if you are too introverted, then you may just try my number 3 suggestion

3. Have a big EGO.
                Yes, have a big Ego. i'm serious, people love to hate people with big ego's. You could just offend people without apologizing or post whatever regardless of others opinion, afterall, you're entitled to your opinion. ok, Did i just hear you say who does that?  . the likes of Seun(our honorable admin) and nferyn, have proven that you don't always need to apologize or be right in order to become famous. and if you've stepped on so many toes, you could just post an apology as your signature. it will definitely get to those you've hurt and they'll forgive. ok, don't start complaining again, i know, your mama taught you to always be right with folks, so if this isn't for you, just try my number 4 suggestion

4. Try posting your picture.
               Yes, this is my favorite. All you need is just a picture. it doesn't get any easier than that. To make it even juicer and spicer, don't just post it in your profile, because some members as lazy as myself, won't bother checking your profile. So what do you do? why not post it in every available thread be it politics, food, celebrities, new members, just wherever and whenever. Did i hear you say who does this? of course our one and only snazzydawn, Queenzy and ushergirl has showned that you don't need to say a word in order to be famous. just post a picture of yourself and you will leave our guys salivating, falling head over heels in love and making threads about their feelings. and if you want more than that, it could bring you good luck, and a crown in our hottest female competition. and if you suffer from a negative self image, or are to eager to be famous, i'm sorry, i have one last but extreme measure:

5. Post your obituary
               Ha ha  , did i hear you say God forbid. Who does that? Don't be decieved afterall this is just cyberworld, people have cyersex, cyberbusiness, so why not cyberdeath?   . You may be dead to your computer friends but not to the real world. And did i just hear you say nobody in their right senses does this. No think again, normal people have done this and they don't live in a hunted house or the underworld and now, to prove that it brings fame is papermoon.

Ok there you have it from me. My 5 ways to achieve instant fame. feel free to add yours.

NB: If i used you as an example, please don;t get offended. i mean no harm at all. it's just for fun.


that was rily rily funny . . . . lol + that is true

why are u so concerned

then u are refering to whole world. . .

i'm jes fly

i thot u was hot + peacocks are proud

Tayotere:
my brother yu can't use money to get beauty

FAZE is okay in his own way

the long neck i don't know

the beards just his style , sometin to identify him wit like Zakky_flashlite, Shokey_dada, [b]2face_{ghana t.shirt} [/b]FAZE is HANDSOME in his own way

at least more handsome than YOU

lol

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i hope i get a proper location to rave on 1st october sha. . . 47 or not