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Romance / Re: Where Is Dat Soft Place That Unlock Ur Partner by ziggyjoe: 1:00pm On May 30, 2010
clown:

When I drop a blank cheque they get an instant turn on. Tried it severally. Works all the time. You too should give it a try. grin
REALLY A CLOWN. I GUESS THEY EINT UR GURLFRIENDS. THEY ARE ''HOW-MUCH-U-GO-PAY'' ASHIS. MAY CREATOR DELIVER THY SOUL
Jokes Etc / Re: What's The Funniest Name You've Heard Or Seen? by ziggyjoe: 12:48pm On May 30, 2010
ShOPRICE DRINKWATER JOIN-AM

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Careers Application- The Secret! by ziggyjoe: 12:42pm On May 30, 2010
U ARE TRYING TO RE-MARKET UR SCAM AFTER U HAVE BEEN DE-MARKETTED!!! shocked
IF U REALLY WANNA SHARE, NOT FOR SELFISH DESIRES, SHARE WHATEVER D SH!T U GAT HERE, AND LET PEOPLE GAIN, angry angry angry

Jokes Etc / Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by ziggyjoe: 12:38pm On May 30, 2010
Jeovy:

poor boyfriend, she go deny you
cry ReALLY? PLS ADVISE ME THEN. I NEED DAT 25K. ANOTHER GIRL DEY ACCUSE ME SAY I GIV AM BELLE. SO I SAY MAKE WE GO DO BLOOD TEST. I JUST WANT HOLD DAT 25K IN CASE D RESULT POINTS OUT SAY NA ME D FATHER.
Jokes Etc / I Want To Kidnap Myself! by ziggyjoe: 12:11pm On May 30, 2010
I aSKED MY GIRLFRIEND TO LEND ME 25K, BUT SHE SAY SHE NO GET WHILE HER BALANCE IS 30K IN D BANK.
SO I CAME WITH A PLOT:
I WILL KIDNAP MYSELF, AND CALL HER- ''IF U EVA WANNA SEE UR BOYFRIEND AGAIN, WITHDRAW DAT 30K IN UR ACCOUNT AND WRAP IT IN NEWSPAPER AND GO AND DROP BEHIND HIS HOUSE AND GO BAK HOME WITHOUT TELLING ANYBODY. BUT I NEED A PARTNER. WHOS INTERESTED? shocked
OPPORTUNITY CUMS BUT ONCE
Jokes Etc / Re: Innocent Look by ziggyjoe: 11:59am On May 30, 2010
ThATS D PWOER OF ALCOHOOOL. AFTER BEING DRANK, SORRY, I MEAN DRINK, NO, DRONK, U SHALL THINK U CAN FLY!!!!

Phones / Re: Moto Q Users Forum (post Ur Q Issues Here, I Will Fix It 4 U) by ziggyjoe: 11:41am On May 30, 2010
SaM PASSIBILIDIES  wink

Romance / Re: Where Is Dat Soft Place That Unlock Ur Partner by ziggyjoe: 11:24am On May 30, 2010
NONE'A THE ABOVE!!! shocked
Phones / Re: The Motorola Q And Qc From Zoom And Visafone Network! by ziggyjoe: 10:47am On May 30, 2010
YES U CAN. JUST GET A MOBILE BROWSER DAT OPENS ANY WEBSITE BE IT MOBILE OR DESKTOP VERSION.
GOOD ONE IS OPERA MINI 4.2.
BUT D CHALLENGE U WOULD HAVE IS DAT, BY DEFAULT, UR PHONE IS NOT JAVA ENABLED, AS OPERA MINI 4.2 IS .JAR.
DOWNLOAD ESMERTEC JBED MIDP2.0, THEN INSTALL IT , THEN OPERA MINI PLUS OTHER JAVA APPS LIKE GAMES ETC
ALTERNATIVELY: THERE OTHER MOBILE BROWSERS IN .CAB FORMAT FOR WINDOWS MOBILE SMARTPHNOES LIKE D Q.
OPERA MINI 5 AND 10, ETC.
GOOD LUCK
Phones / Re: Moto Q Users Forum (post Ur Q Issues Here, I Will Fix It 4 U) by ziggyjoe: 10:31am On May 30, 2010
Re: VISIT MOTOROLA WEBSITE TO DOWNLOAD THE ''MOTOROLA STANDALONE SOFTWARE UPDATE'', SELECT UR CARRIER, AND FLASH UR PHONE ACCORDINGLY.
IF THIS DONT WORK, OR UR CARRIER IS NOT THERE, THEN, THERE IS AN EXPENSIVE REGISTRY SWAP TO BE DONE
Career / Re: Bankers Sleep With Each Other. Why Is It So? by ziggyjoe: 9:51am On May 30, 2010
shocked
undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Total Careers Application- The Secret! by ziggyjoe: 9:06am On May 30, 2010
shocked  It's RATHER UNFORTUNATE THAT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OTHERS, B4 GIVING A VITAL INFO. BUT I DONT BELONG TO THAT CLASS. AND I VALUE TIME, COS IT WAITS 4 NO ONE.
I DONT HAVE THE TECHNICAL DETAILS OF THE PROBLEMS WITH TOTAL CAREERS WEBSITE, BUT I HAVE APPLIED, BUT ON MY PHONE. IT WAS SURPRISING THAT I WAS ABLE TO OPEN D PAGE WITH OPERA MINI 4.2 ON ESMERTEC JBED MIDP 2.0.  cool
FORTUNATELY 4 ME, I HAD HAD A CAREER ACCOUNT WITH TOTAL ALREADY. SO, IT WAS EASY SELECTING A POSITION AND LOGING ON TO APPLY.
SO, INSTEAD OF FALLING 4 ALL DS DOOPERS  tongue , TRY A MOBILE BROWSER LIKE OPERA MINIS, 4.2, 5.0. 10 ETC, TRY UR LUCK.
ONE LUV. ALL D BEST!

wink

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