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Nairaland General › A Newly Discovered Disease!deadlier Dan Aids! by Ziggyjoel(op): 9:33pm On Jun 17, 2010

FoLLOWING THE DREADFUL MATCH BTW NIGERIA AND GREECE, OVER 150 MILLION NIGERIANS HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH A DEADLY NEW DISEASE. WANT TO KNOW THE NAME? IT IS:
KAITANAJAKOLONAEMIA
YOU ALL KNOW THE SYMPTOMS. AND ITS DEADLIER THAN HIV/AIDS!

Sports › Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Ziggyjoel(f): 9:25pm On Jun 17, 2010

A NEW DiSEASE HAS JUST BEEN DICOVERED:
KAITANAIJAKOLOSIS!
YOU ALL KNOW THE ETYMOLOGY AND SYMPTOMS. ITS DEADLIER THAN AIDS!!!

Sports › Re: Sani Kaita Vs Abdul Mutallab by Ziggyjoel(f): 9:17pm On Jun 17, 2010

wHAT A KAITASTROPHIC INCIDENCE! WHAT A NAT'L DISGRACE! EVEN IN THE PRESENCE OF UR PRESIDO AND MANY OTHER NIGERIAN MINISTERS AND MONEY-BAGS, NIGERIA WAS KAITAED! WHAT A SHAME!
SURELY, KAITA > MUTALLAB angry

Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by Ziggyjoel(f): 4:38pm On Jun 17, 2010

rhymz:
. . .guy you seriously need help if you think you can turn yourself on from this disgusting behaviour. I wonder what you find funny from being a Perv, abeg go and stroke your dyck somewhere else, your are irritating.

SeE UR BLEEPED MOUTH!!!

Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by Ziggyjoel(f): 1:07pm On Jun 17, 2010

''HeLLo UGLY Ladies of NairaLand,
I would like to ask ya'll some questions which I ve noticed has never been asked here before. Of course, we have all read many funny accounts of embarassing moments and situations Guys have had to withstand and go through in tryinna win ya PANTS from different threads in this section. One thing we have not yet explored is ya own side of tha story.
First time being BLEEPED as a teenage girl, the akward feelings of both guilt and happyness at thesame time. What did he say to you? How did you react to his URGE? Were you ever embarassed or was it the opposite? Just recount every funny little MOVE and let us all GIGGLE at your adolescent EMBARRASSMENT like ya'll do when we(malefolks) embarass ourselves tryinna win ya PANTS. . Lol''
ROTFLMFAOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Romance › Re: I Hate Virgins. by Ziggyjoel(f): 3:07pm On Jun 16, 2010

UnA JUST DEY SHOUT HELL HELL HELL. SEE UNA MOUTH!
HELL NO BEY WETIN MANY OF UNA THINK SAY E BE. PERSON WEY GO SERVE GOD TRULY GO DO AM FRM SELF-DETERMINE FEAR AND LOVE OF GOD, NOT BECAUSE OF HELL.
HELL NA D COMMON GRAVE WEY U DEY GO IF U PAIN TODAY.
HELL TORI NA FOR SMALL BOYS JOO, WEY UNA PASTOR DEY TAKE SCARE UNA WHEN UNA DEY SMALL.
LIVE UR LIFE AS U WISH, JUST BE READY TO FACE D CONSEQUENCES RIGHT FROM IMMEDIATELY, NOT IN AN UNEXPLAINED HELL .
SHIORRRR

Romance › Re: What Do You Cherish Most In Your Bedroom? by Ziggyjoel(f): 1:22pm On Jun 16, 2010

Riot5000:
My woman.
Can't sleep without my hand around the MiCHELEN of her waist

Fashion › Re: Is It True Men Dont Wear Pants Anymore ? Only Boxers? by Ziggyjoel(op): 2:08pm On Jun 14, 2010

Spyker:
Yes and No.
Young men don't wear pants anymore but the older men do.

I kNOW U ARE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE, COS U WERE ONCE YOUNG, LIKE 70 YRS AGO . YOU ARE NOW VERY, TSOHO!

Fashion › Re: Is It True Men Dont Wear Pants Anymore ? Only Boxers? by Ziggyjoel(op): 2:01pm On Jun 14, 2010

Fhemmmy:
How many men's a$$ have u seen?

i HAVE SEEN URS. ITS HAIRILY UG.LY. LOL

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by Ziggyjoel(f): 3:23pm On Jun 12, 2010

the MATCH IS GOING TO END IN ARGENTINA 3:1 NIGERIA.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by Ziggyjoel(f): 3:21pm On Jun 12, 2010

naija is in big trouble ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by Ziggyjoel(f): 3:19pm On Jun 12, 2010

messi, have mercy on naija. u no ur act can sever any business relationship with ur country?

Sports › Re: If Nigeria Beats Argentina I Will: by Ziggyjoel(f): 2:47pm On Jun 12, 2010

I, I, I wILL, I WILL I WILL EHMMMMM, I WILL, OK
I WILL STOP PEEING ON THE BED OVERNIGHT! MY MUMMY WILL BE VERY HAPPY
PLS NIGERIA WIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fashion › Is It True Men Dont Wear Pants Anymore ? Only Boxers? by Ziggyjoel(op): 8:27am On Jun 12, 2010

ViRTUALLY ALL MEN DONT WEAR PANTS NO MORE. THEY PREFER BOXERS SHORTS. HAVE PANTS BECOME OUTDATED FASHION? LOL!

Romance › Re: How Do You Encourage A Shy Guy? by Ziggyjoel(f): 5:34pm On Jun 11, 2010

wazobia-ng:
its usually more complicated than you think. and its easy for you to become his lover now since you two are now friends and he always wanted u. just call on him and see if you can spend time with him.

but i think this guy fit be smooth criminal. watch out. they are usually quiet but have the long dangerous thing

u gat ur own long dem thang, dontchya?

Romance › Re: How Do You Encourage A Shy Guy? by Ziggyjoel(f): 5:23pm On Jun 11, 2010

TeeeeeLL HIM, TELL HIM THAT THE SUN AND MOON RISE IN HIS EYES;
REACH OUT TOOO HIM, AND WHHIISPER;
WHISPER WORDS SO SOFT AND SWEET, HOLD HIM CLOSE TO FEEL HIS HEART BEAT;
LOVE WILL BE D GIFT U GIVE URSELVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Love is light that surely glows, in d heart of those who know, its steady flames that groooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Feed the passionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by Ziggyjoel(f): 3:42pm On Jun 11, 2010

ROTFLMSAOff!!!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Entry Level Salary Of Zenith Bank And First Bank by Ziggyjoel(f): 2:01pm On Jun 11, 2010

EnI A WI FUN, OBA JE O GBO.
A FRIEND TWO YRS AGO HAD ZENITH LETTER AND FINBANK LETTER.
ZENITH: 1 YEAR PROBATION, EARN 75-85K AS ET TILL CONFIRMATION AND PROMOTION TO EA= 145K P/M.
FINBANK: GO TO TRAINING SCHOOL, 4 MONTHS, EARN 100K P/M, THEN, UPON GOOD PERFORMANE, U GET ELEVATED TO OVER 2M P/A.
HE MADE A MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE, BY TAKING ZENITH, WHAT A FOOL!!!.
SADDEST ENOF, HE IS STILL AN ET IN ZENITH AFTER 2 YRS, STILL EARNING 75-85K. DUM.B A.S.S
ROTFLMFAO

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Culture › Re: Deji Of Akure Deposed And Banished From Ondo by Ziggyjoel(f): 10:47am On Jun 11, 2010

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by Ziggyjoel(f): 10:36am On Jun 11, 2010

DeM GO BEAT US!!! WALLAHI, DEM PASS US. DEM GO BEAT D SUPER CHICKENS LIKE MAD. I LOV U MESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Jokes Etc › Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Ziggyjoel(f): 8:27am On Jun 11, 2010

I wONDER Y U GUYS ARE STILL COMMENTING! I GUESS THE TITTLE SWEPT U ALL OFF YA FEET!

Phones › Re: Moto Q Users Forum (post Ur Q Issues Here, I Will Fix It 4 U) by Ziggyjoel(op): 5:39pm On Jun 10, 2010

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Entry Level Salary Of Zenith Bank And First Bank by Ziggyjoel(f): 7:42am On Jun 10, 2010

WeLL SAID: PROFITABILITY AT MINIMAL COST- THATS D NEW SONG NOW.
SO, BANKS WILL STILL RECRUIT FRESHERS, PAY DEM PEANUTS AND OVERUSE THEM- WHAT AN INJUSTICE.
VENOMOUSLY SAID: NONE OF THESE SELFISH HUMAN EXPLOITERS WILL EVER SEE GODS FAVOUR! UNTIL THEY CHANGE THEIR WAYS!
I HAVE SPOKEN!

Business › Trend Spin Resources Defraud Katsina, 4 Others! by Ziggyjoel(op): 10:47pm On Jun 09, 2010

A cOMPANY CALING ITSELF 'TREND SPIN RESOURCES' CLAIMING TO TRADE IN STOCKS HAS DEFRAUDED KATSINA, FUNTUA, JALINGO, GUSAU AND GOMBE! THEY COLLECT INVESTORS MONEY PAYING 75% RETURN PER MONTH. THATS RIDICULOUS! THEY OPERATED FOR ABT 7 MONTHS AND DISAPPEARED WITH OVER 100MILLION NAIRA.
I SAY WHEN WILL PEOPLE BECOME WISE? REMINDS ME OF PYRAMID SCHEME, RESTRUCTURED. FOOLS!!!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Entry Level Salary Of Zenith Bank And First Bank by Ziggyjoel(f): 10:31pm On Jun 09, 2010

TrUE! IF U REALY GAT AN OFFER LETTER, IT SHOULD HAVE ANSWERED ALL UR DEM DUMB QUESTIONS.
BUT ON A SERIOUS NOTE, DONT EVEN THINK OF JOINING ZENITH AS A FRESHER COS IT WOULD BE A MISTAKE OF UR LIFE. DONT BE SURPRISED IF ZENITH ETS COMMIT SUICIDE.
I KNOW MY WORDS ARE VENOMOUS, BUT I KNOW WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT.
DECIDE WELL,

Career › Re: The Problem With Nigeria`s Banking Sector? by Ziggyjoel(f): 10:15pm On Jun 09, 2010

ThE ISSUE WITH NAIJA BANKING SECTOR DOES NOT PRIMARILY ORIGINATE FRM ANY GLOBAL RECESSION. WHICH SECTOR WILL U CONSIDER IN NIGERIA AND U WONT SIGH?
NIGERIAN ECONOMIC PROBLEM IS FUNDAMENTAL. WE NEED GO BAK TO D DRAWING BOARD.
AS FOR BANKING SECTOR, MYOPIC DECISIONS AND GROSS MISMANAGEMENT OF FUNDS START IT. THEN SANUSI MISTARGET/MISAPPLIED DEADLY REFORMS.
PROPHECY: THINGS WILL GET WORSE: WE ARE IN D END TIMES!!!

Politics › Re: Sanusi: Jonathan Backs CBN Reform Agenda by Ziggyjoel(f): 9:59pm On Jun 09, 2010

ThE ONLY GRUDGE I HAVE WITH SANUSI IS DAT HE CLAIMS TO BE AN ECONOMIST ABLE TO CREATE NUMEROUS JOB LOSS BUT UNABLE TO CREATE ONE JOB. HE APPARENTLY HAS GOOD PLANS BUT NOT PROJECTING WELL TO REALISE HE WOULD BE CREATING ONE ECONOMIC PROBLEM IN HIS MANNERISM IN SOLVING ANOTHER!
SO I SUGGEST: IF THE BANK CHIEFS WERE SACRIFICED O RESCUE D BANKING SECTAR, I THING IT AINT TOO COSTLY TO SACRIFICE SANUSI HIMSELF TO SAVE OUR ECONOMY, BEFORE HE MAKES GROSER MISTAKES.
I HAVE SPOKEN!

Politics › Re: Sanusi: Jonathan Backs CBN Reform Agenda by Ziggyjoel(f): 9:57pm On Jun 09, 2010

Nairaland General › Appreciations To The Mod, Seun. I Miss Nairaland by Ziggyjoel(op): 10:44am On Jun 08, 2010

THANkS 4 RESTORING MY POSTING RIGHT, AFTER AN ALLEGED SPAM POST.
BUT I GOT MY JOB THRU NL INFO. I ONLY WANNA SHARE INFO.
WILL BE CAREFUL WITH MY POSTS NOW.
AS TO ALL NAIRALANDERS, KEEP SHARING O. IT HELPS!
IF I MAY ASK: HAS MAMA GEE BEEN MADE A MOD NOW? I FINK SHES AMBITIOUS.
BUT MOMMA G-STRING, CAN U DESIGN A SIMPLE WEBSITE? grin

Jobs/Vacancies › :-\ Any News On Ptdf? :-\ by Ziggyjoel(op): 1:56pm On Mar 25, 2010

aNY NEWS ON PTDF 2010/11 EXAM OF 20/03/10? ABEG MAKE WE TALK O undecided

Jobs/Vacancies › Gtbank Takes It Students Ond by Ziggyjoel(op): 10:53pm On Mar 24, 2010

GTBANK takes IT Students. OND. Interested? visit
http://www.gtbank.com/careers/training/internship-program.html
all d best. grin

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