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Webmasters / Re: 4 Things Any Blogger Who Want To Be The Next rated Should Aim - Techinfo by zionwest(m): 6:36am On Oct 09, 2016
I find it very hard to link my blogger posts to facebook..can someone please help?...happy sunday
Health / Re: Why You Must Stop Shaving Pubic Hair – Expert Warns by zionwest(m): 12:59pm On Oct 06, 2016
musulumi:
How will someone now suck......for us who take great delights in mouth actions. ??
finally!..i thought i was alone

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Religion / Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by zionwest(m): 11:22pm On Oct 05, 2016
1KINGKYLE:

Since Jesus said that If you are not with him that you won't inherit the kingdom of God.Does this mean that other people of different religion have been condemned to hell and don't forget also that they view Christians same way.?
so you read the bible, confused fellow
Family / Re: My Parents Are Against Me Getting Married by zionwest(m): 11:02pm On Oct 05, 2016
Adex097:

Seems you missed this part.
oh..ok..but it doesnt look like it's a plan anymore according to his parents
Family / Re: Should I Marry A Man With A Low Sperm Count? by zionwest(m): 10:55pm On Oct 05, 2016
ekmike:
stay and help him cos you are his help meet..don't purnish him for his honesty, who knows it might be a test of your love
lol..which kin wicked test be that?
Family / Re: My Parents Are Against Me Getting Married by zionwest(m): 10:49pm On Oct 05, 2016
Adex097:
From my statistical analysis, 97% of Nairaland ladies will support OP while 90% of Nairaland guys will go against his plan. Oya let the war begin grin
against his plan??..he hasnt decided yet..calm your bballs
Family / Re: My Parents Are Against Me Getting Married by zionwest(m): 10:49pm On Oct 05, 2016
Adex097:
From my statistical analysis, 97% of Nairaland ladies will support OP while 90% of Nairaland guys will go against his plan. Oya let the war begin grin
against his plan??..he hasnt decided yet

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Family / Re: My Parents Are Against Me Getting Married by zionwest(m): 10:44pm On Oct 05, 2016
Hmm.my nigg' ..this is a million dollar advice..enter your room and lock the door, wannk till tomorrow morning...you'll wake up feelin' like "fucckk it, i'm marryin that babe"...thank me later
Crime / Re: How A Man Was Raped By 2 Women In South Africa by zionwest(m): 6:57am On Oct 04, 2016
princejayy:

Don't get the hot Eba..
Can u please explain
the hot eba will be moulded on the guy's dick for immediate erection..even if he wants to try to enjoy the rape, he cant..if the dick comes flaccid, the girls will use the hot eba for another immediate erection..female can survive rape but most guys who gets raped for real, dont survive
Crime / Re: How A Man Was Raped By 2 Women In South Africa by zionwest(m): 10:10pm On Oct 03, 2016
All these amateur female rapists..if na confirm professionals wan rape d guy, na hot eba dem go use rise d guy prick, the prick no go come down for 2 hrs..and this yeye mumu dey shout rape..
Forum Games / Kim Kardashian Held At Gunpoint In Paris by zionwest(m): 1:50pm On Oct 03, 2016
Kim kardashian was held captive at gun point at paris hotel after lodgin..report says she almost got shot and was robbed of her jewelries..see photos....zionwest..com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Hull City Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 1st October 2016 by zionwest(m): 4:26pm On Oct 01, 2016
[quote author=CaptPlanet post=49830655]

Drop deep come do wetin? Who will keep Hull defenders occupied?
Costa is a beast of a striker[/quotelol...nice goal from costa though

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Hull City Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 1st October 2016 by zionwest(m): 4:22pm On Oct 01, 2016
Meanwhile...payet don kill all midddlesbrough players
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Hull City Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 1st October 2016 by zionwest(m): 4:20pm On Oct 01, 2016
Willian o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Hull City Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 1st October 2016 by zionwest(m): 4:16pm On Oct 01, 2016
CaptPlanet:



Na thesame match we dey watch abi na the back of your tv u dey look?
e be like say na u dey watch back of tv...if he no see ball, no be to drop deep...he just hit the post though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Hull City Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 1st October 2016 by zionwest(m): 4:02pm On Oct 01, 2016
Abeg make batshuayi enter jare..dis costa na mumu
Health / Re: Before And After Hitting The Gym Pictures Of A Nairalander by zionwest(m): 3:19pm On Sep 26, 2016
NeduLuiZ:
I read alot of articles and inspirational books... I find it a waste of time reading chemistry nor physics... Maybe I wasnt meant for school.
Dope...well, as long as you makin' money.. failin' waec doesnt partially matter
Health / Re: Before And After Hitting The Gym Pictures Of A Nairalander by zionwest(m): 3:01pm On Sep 26, 2016
Rubyventures:
Hitting the Library would have been a better option.
have been waiting for someone to bring this comment..God bless you my brother

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Religion / Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by zionwest(m): 1:21pm On Sep 25, 2016
WeNigerDelta:


Science defeated our forefathers, not religion. They had never seen weapons like that and didn't evolve their religious science quick enough to counter it. In the end they figured out though, and the white men had to rely on our greed and betrayal to bring us down.

I can return a question to you, why didn't God save them from malaria? But our forefathers didn't die from it like flies.
what the Bleep is dis one saying?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (4 - 1) On 24th September 2016 by zionwest(m): 1:46pm On Sep 24, 2016
Damfostopper:
wats dis one saying..... go n ask ur papa who own Yu.....
ok bro.. And go ask your mother who gave birth to you..i'm sure she'll be confused

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (4 - 1) On 24th September 2016 by zionwest(m): 1:38pm On Sep 24, 2016
Guykhena:
Who is this schizophrenic Ape?
Don't you have some grass to uproot? undecided
uproot grass??..i'm sorry but we dont do the same job..i'm an accountant... Ok maybe he's a good player but he's overhyped

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (4 - 1) On 24th September 2016 by zionwest(m): 1:27pm On Sep 24, 2016
All these mumu man utd fans..just because paul scored a goal doesnt justify his 89million tag...i'm sure he'll still flop..while xhaka, wanyama, capoue have all forgotten about their first goal..*sigh
Sports / Re: How Paul Pogba Went From Savior To A Complete Waste Of Money In 10 Images by zionwest(m): 12:23pm On Sep 23, 2016
I'll choose kante, sissoko, xhaka, alli, dier,wijnaldum,fernadinho,de bruyne over pogba ..and they all cost less
Sports / Re: How Paul Pogba Went From Savior To A Complete Waste Of Money In 10 Images by zionwest(m): 12:14pm On Sep 23, 2016
Codes151:
Unless trend basically from a Chelsea or arsenal fan!!! Cause real soccer freaks know the quality in Pogba! He's played how many games and he's a flog abi? Don't forget harzard last season was a waste then this season he's back! United team is undergoing a process just like city did. Ferguson didn't plan for the future! The challenge here is that only few teams can survive what united will always survive... likes of liverpool or city.

Op, for your info, despite it all united will always be on top or a top team after all... even a bigger team than urs
what is dis one saying??
Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu Shows Off Swag, Flaunts Pot-Belly In New Photo by zionwest(m): 3:40pm On Sep 21, 2016
uchedydy:


Because of idiots like you, I just loose hope in this thing called Nigeria. Cos we you are a replica of what the youths of this country are, then am so so sorry for this nation. WERE!!!
why the insults?..everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion
Crime / Re: Son Calls Police To Arrest Father For Printing Fake Money In Kenya (Video) by zionwest(m): 1:59pm On Sep 21, 2016
Snitch..at the end of err'thing, the family is still not taken care of ..so what's the point in tellin' on this dad in the first place?
Fashion / Re: Cuteness Overload; Young Girls In Hijab Take The Internet By Storm. See Why.PICS by zionwest(m): 12:55pm On Sep 19, 2016
Once again "hijab" related news make front pageundecided
Education / Re: Hijab: Obey Court Order, Muslims Warn Lagos Schools by zionwest(m): 6:48am On Sep 19, 2016
All these hijab stories will always make front page undecided

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Romance / Re: Men, What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Fries Plantain Like This? by zionwest(m): 11:24pm On Sep 15, 2016
chris2face:

Between u and i who us a hungry fool?
I really don't have to respond to u for the sake of not derailing this beautiful thread
#wawa
lol..this dude got me laughin'
Romance / Re: Men, What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Fries Plantain Like This? by zionwest(m): 8:43pm On Sep 15, 2016
chris2face:

Even at that bro she is suppose to know how to cook
Am yet to meet any lady who can't cook and I pray not to even meet one not to talk of the one that I will teach how to cook am not humble to that extent and I know it
this nigga must be a glutton
Romance / Re: Men, What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Fries Plantain Like This? by zionwest(m): 6:39pm On Sep 15, 2016
Nigerians and stupid comments...teach her how to fry it..simple!

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