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PoliticsRe: Lagos Advocates Rent Reduction, Declares Caution Fee, Inspection Fee Illegal by Zocalite: 12:19pm On Apr 26, 2025
There's nothing wrong in caution fee or inspection fee

Some hotels collect caution fee now

When a tenant leaves and have choke hole everywhere nko,

Inspection fee is for you to register with a agent

Though both should be affordable
PoliticsRe: Lagos Advocates Rent Reduction, Declares Caution Fee, Inspection Fee Illegal by Zocalite: 12:14pm On Apr 26, 2025
babtoundey:
Those are the real problem. Rent two Naira, total package 20 Naira. Even in Ibadan that used to be less expensive to live, they are making life really hard for people. Imagine, you can't get a room self-con (even the shabby ones) for nothing less than 350. All thanks to the useless house agents who collaborated with some heartless landlords to make housing a luxury

Some terrible souls will even be asking 2 years up-front payment. In thiss Economy
It depends on area
EducationRe: Ibadan UTME Chaos: Students Smash Chairs Over Technical Glitch (video/photos) by Zocalite: 12:08pm On Apr 26, 2025
Mumadeife:
Network glitch is not anyone fault and it can be corrected by scheduling another time for you. Why vandalizing and destroying things because of that.
If it was a sane country

That's what they will tell them, gbam they will give them zero score
EducationRe: Ibadan UTME Chaos: Students Smash Chairs Over Technical Glitch (video/photos) by Zocalite: 12:03pm On Apr 26, 2025
RealLordZeus:
And yet their score no go reach 100.

Visited CBT center yesterday, I was shocked at the gen z culture..
I could remember those JAMB days, 30 minutes to exam, your body go dey shake, hold Jamb series with right hand, Key point with left hand.

The candidates i saw yesterday no even care, infact them just hold themselves 2 2 for corner dey collect number
Busy body jealousy comments

That's how your parents were lying to you about how more serious they were that
during their time

Na lie

Liars

Leave the young ones alone

Stop giving innuendos
PoliticsRe: Atiku Speaks On Defections Of Some PDP Members by Zocalite: 7:24pm On Apr 25, 2025
alimiadedayo1:
That is the problem I have with you obidients, you like to spew nonsense. How did obi won 2023 election, you cannot explain..something that is not possible both theorically and practically. OBI and Atiku messed up last election, instead of them merging they now split their votes into two.. Stop saying nonsense
How could they merge? Was it after primaries or when, how would it have been designed

It wasn't possible

Who never thought lp would when pull a strong showing, even obi didn't know
PoliticsRe: Atiku Speaks On Defections Of Some PDP Members by Zocalite: 7:21pm On Apr 25, 2025
coolhearted33:
I still believe a Peter Obi/El-Rufai or Peter Obi/Kwankwaso ticket will dislodge Tinubu even before 5pm on election day.💯
You don't believe in Atiku/obi ticket
PoliticsRe: Atiku Speaks On Defections Of Some PDP Members by Zocalite: 7:20pm On Apr 25, 2025
SoftSport:
Atiku keeps talking like he cares about Nigeria but under Tinubu, at least things are moving forward, talk is cheap, real leadership is what we need now.

God bless Nigeria. God bless Tinubu. God bless Wike.
What are the things moving forward?

State them
RomanceRe: Lady Curses Man Who Made Her Leave Her Boyfriend, Got Her Pregnant & Blocked Her by Zocalite: 11:33am On Apr 25, 2025
Why she no go naked like ebun oloyede (olaiya igwe)

Joker!
PoliticsRe: Go To Nigeria, Youths Are Being Paid Just ₦20,000 By Politicians - Peter Obi by Zocalite: 11:28am On Apr 25, 2025
helinues:
Why are you still asking when your principal already mentioned the amount

Don't be boring buddy
Who's your buddy?

You shall reap the rewards of your actions
PoliticsRe: Go To Nigeria, Youths Are Being Paid Just ₦20,000 By Politicians - Peter Obi by Zocalite: 11:26am On Apr 25, 2025
For those doing the devil's work, 20k is too much


Their motivation is just to see people suffer as they are wretched

Da bi mo se da - that's their moto

Their life is destroyed they wish that for everyone too
PoliticsRe: Go To Nigeria, Youths Are Being Paid Just ₦20,000 By Politicians - Peter Obi by Zocalite: 11:19am On Apr 25, 2025
helinues:
That's better than labouring in vain

Your supporters are becoming nuisance as they don see shishi receive with their supports. The rate at which they have been describing hardship heh
Oga how much are you paid
CrimeRe: Fulani Lady Fires AK 47 Rifle (Video) by Zocalite: 11:17am On Apr 25, 2025
Lolzzzzz 🤣
PoliticsRe: More Govs Are Coming To APC, Tinubu's Positive Reforms Responsible - Gov Sule by Zocalite: 9:32pm On Apr 24, 2025
apc see nigerians as idióts like tinubu

Calling deforms reforms
EducationRe: Courses To Think Twice Before Studying In Nigeria by Zocalite: 7:19pm On Apr 24, 2025
DonAbba:
Its funny but somehow true.
I studied geography and now I am paying for my life, I graduated since 2019 I am still joblessssssss
You are funny 🤡

Which course gives you job in nigeria

Go back to university and study the course
FoodRe: Cost Of Cooking Jollof Rice Soars To ₦25,486 Per Pot — SBM Intelligence by Zocalite: 7:04pm On Apr 24, 2025
nedekid:
Lol, abi ohh, cassava, ewa, plenty of garri, Tinubu said they should feed youths, that's all they need to be contented.
No wonder some market women saw one fellow yesterday and thought it was Davido, come de hail the guy. Too much consuming garri don blind them. Lol
Last month my pikin come back from school, as I de drive home he called me say him don miss turkey as per they don't serve them meat, chicken, fish or turkey in their uni.
Na so I tell my driver to branch make I buy 2 kilos make them fry for the boy. Omo, as we park from window I tell them make them bring 2 kilos, na so them talk say na N19500!
Guy, I no know when I shout.. 19500? Howwwhuh, ordinary turkeyhuh
I hear it is now 21k for 2 kilos, how do people survive these days for goodness sake? If me could be shocked, what of eg my driver? How do people feed their families?
Lolzzzzz 🤣

Even meat sellers are not making sales again

Kpomo & panla is the meat now
InvestmentRe: CBEX Scam: Folly Of Greed - Punch Editorial by Zocalite: 12:57pm On Apr 24, 2025
Watianoengineer:
The only key to financial freedom is hard work. Betting, ponzi and other funny schemes can only guarantee you continuous loses.
What's hardwork? Give example

Hardwork ko diework ni
FoodRe: Cost Of Cooking Jollof Rice Soars To ₦25,486 Per Pot — SBM Intelligence by Zocalite: 12:53pm On Apr 24, 2025
illuminutty:
Must you eat jollof rice. There is palm oil stew, fried rice, coconut rice, beans, yam, coco yam, amala ewedu.
tinubu said so too

What will they eat - agbado, eba, gari

How many nigerians can afford ilfe chicken, dailyegg, daily beef, indomie, semo etc

Go and ask canteen about their sales
FoodRe: Cost Of Cooking Jollof Rice Soars To ₦25,486 Per Pot — SBM Intelligence by Zocalite: 12:49pm On Apr 24, 2025
Mabuggi88:
Yet people are decamping to the party that caused all these problems
Don't know if it's greed or juju
It's politicians that you're calling people

In 2023 okowa couldn't win delta state for the party he ran as VP
FoodRe: Cost Of Cooking Jollof Rice Soars To ₦25,486 Per Pot — SBM Intelligence by Zocalite: 12:45pm On Apr 24, 2025
adecz:
Bring 10k & I'll arrange a hot, delicious
Pot of jollof for 5 adults with fried beef
chunks 🍚 🍝 🍝
List what you will buy and price
PoliticsRe: Adeleke, PDP Govs Not Picking Your Call Again – Akindele Mocks Atiku, El-Rufai by Zocalite: 12:35pm On Apr 24, 2025
Even tinubu lost in Lagos.

imagine a party that's not ready to improve the lives of its citizens but only scorecard is buying opponents

If you ask tinubu lickazz supporters now what is the achievement of tinubu, they will say politicians have decamp to their party - lolzzzzz 🤣

No sane nigerian will vote tinubu
PoliticsRe: Atiku's Political Future Looks Bleak – Onanuga by Zocalite: 9:45am On Apr 24, 2025
Food for tundegan, salewa, helinus etc


Empty stomach agbado nogain lickspittle supporters
CrimeRe: US Indicts Nigerian For $690,000 Scam, False Citizenship Claim by Zocalite: 9:41am On Apr 24, 2025
omoredia:
Fake convictions. They fooI urself
You people will just match your brain cos of fanatical blind support

Even if trump kills your family, you will still say it's fake Abi

trump doesn't know you and can never know you

How are you different from terrorists, tinubu lickazz supporters etc

Mtchew
CrimeRe: US Indicts Nigerian For $690,000 Scam, False Citizenship Claim by Zocalite: 9:32am On Apr 24, 2025
These are mentees of tinubu

Na to jump bail and come become senator in Ogun or Lagos state
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 47th Birthday Today (photos) by Zocalite: 9:25am On Apr 24, 2025
fasho01:
HBD to her

Watching these set of actors on screen back in the days you'd think they were far older. Now I'm realising that me sef don dey old undecided
I tell you, abi they reduce age ni
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 47th Birthday Today (photos) by Zocalite: 9:23am On Apr 24, 2025
47

Wow this guys were young when they were stars fa
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 47th Birthday Today (photos) by Zocalite: 9:21am On Apr 24, 2025
EnglandAmaka:
Happy birthday Stella.

The most beautiful remains Lillian Bach.

Indomie generation won't know her
You that is dark age how many you know
CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman Shares Money To The Displaced People In Jos.(video) by Zocalite: 9:19am On Apr 24, 2025
[quote author= post=135104256]We love Nigeria ❤️.
It's all for the love of our darling nation, Nigeria 🇳🇬.

Meanwhile......

Tell me one good reason you don’t like VeryDarkMan.

Please don’t come here to say he talks too much.
That is not a reason.
Be specific about an incident that made you dislike him.
Just one is enough.
The mic is yours.
A man comes up from nowhere to fight for your future and your children.
He starts chasing after skin care vendors who mix chemicals for people to buy.
NAFDAC does not license these products and they’re not safe to use.
Those creams can cause you and your family members skin cancer if they use them.
That is a considerable risk.

He is doing it all alone, and you hate him?
Do you see why the country will never go forward?
Even when you’re doing something that will benefit them, they will still hate you.

Some of you are happy Nigeria is not working.
One day,
we will tell ourselves that some people who feel frustrated desire the system to be frustrated, so no one will make it.
The same VDM has helped many people recover their money from scammers.
He is assisting many people to start businesses.

An activist needs to talk.
Don’t say he talks too much.
In Europe, VDM is doing what their police will do.

Are you really sure you need a working Nigeria or you want to remain in the jungle?
You be lion sha You hate him,
But what have you done for the country? Nothing.
I know you will ask us the same question,
but the difference between we and you is that we are not standing against any good thing that will save many lives in Nigeria.
We love Nigeria from day as sane members know here.


Anyways,
Thanks to Nairaland for the platform.
Na here we for start am.
Thank you Nairalanders for opening our eyes to a bigger one.
Nigeria 🇳🇬 will be great in our lifetime.
God bless Nigeria.
God bless all of us @MANNA.
[/quote]Dis érán is now vdm lickspittle buhari tinubu no dey pay you again
FamilyRe: Jude Okoye Released After 2 Months In Prison by Zocalite: 10:24pm On Apr 23, 2025
Nawaz O

If a non family member steal 1naira from them, that one go lost for prison
Christianity EtcRe: Peter Obi In Rome For Pope Burial. by Zocalite: 10:20pm On Apr 23, 2025
Despite many candidates who rode on obi to win different position have defected to apc, obi is still the hypertension of tinubu lickazz and yoruba bigots

O maa she o

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