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Foreign AffairsRe: Michelle Obama's New Look Sparks Curiosity (Before And After Photos) by Zocalite: 10:39pm On Jan 29
Exousiang01:
Are humans now lacking capacity to actively use their brains.

You are placing picture of her while her husband was president over 10years ago side by side her current picture.
Are you lots expecting her to remain the same?

Do you look like you were looking 10 years ago?

This brainlessness is hurting the world
Haba so her physical appearance should change so hugely like what's you are seeing

No na
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Approves ₦1 Trillion Metropolitan Rail Service For Kano by Zocalite: 10:35pm On Jan 29
Gaabasky:
Instead of the FG to fix Lagos-Ibadan-Jebba -Mokwa-Kaduna- Kano rail line they are wasting money on the less impact and politically motivated project.

From Jebba to Kaduna is taking those trailers move than 2 weeks.
So you think it's railway money
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Approves ₦1 Trillion Metropolitan Rail Service For Kano by Zocalite: 10:32pm On Jan 29
A gov must join apc for project to land in his state Abi - even decree soldiers didn't do such

Which railway they want do

Na vote buying money and the governor sign on fee be dat

Yusuf enjoy while nairaland bots continue to drink
PoliticsRe: FG Advances Sokoto-Badagry Project In Kebbi, North West Communities by Zocalite: 10:25pm On Jan 29
LamineF:
Okay! Pls tell us how Rome was built, or God molded Rome from heaven?
Even America were once slave trading.
I may not support anybody but these projects, especially this coastal projects is a welcome development for North & then easy transportation of perishable goods & service.
No Government has tried to achieve this to date. Tinubu is trying on this aspect
To ease transportation of perishable goods

Lolzzzzz 🤣

As if there was no road network before
PoliticsRe: FG Advances Sokoto-Badagry Project In Kebbi, North West Communities by Zocalite: 10:22pm On Jan 29
Putindbutt:
This Administration came prepared, the most prepared Government in history. This is the progress that coalition of failures, vultures and hyenas are ganging up to stop. God forbid.
Even Ilorin to Ibadan express hasn't been completed

Lagos- Ibadan hasn't been 100% completed

Ibadan - Ife hasn't been completed

But baraw0 go start a white elephant project, with company wey his son is one board of director

And you hungry nigerian is coming to hail, as if you will get contract
RomanceRe: See What She Told Me About Her Ex Boyfriend That Made Me Block Her by Zocalite: 10:15pm On Jan 29
Lolzzzzz 🤣

And you don't have millions Abi

You have carried yahoo boiz gf
PoliticsRe: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has initiated all these under 30 months by Zocalite: 10:01pm On Jan 29
sailor2011:
Stop crying like a baby..we all know the north will make a lot of noise if that happens now , I believe PBAT is just bidding time , He will be decisive about it soon..
Na you dey talk like bush baby


When your people start GoFundMe for your ransome, you go call tulumbu to be decisive
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Lays Flowers At The Grave Of His Brother Killed During Nazi Seige (Photos) by Zocalite: 12:12pm On Jan 29
WriterrNg:


Amen.
You have said it yourself
PoliticsRe: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has initiated all these under 30 months by Zocalite: 12:10pm On Jan 29
sailor2011:
PBAT us not perfect , but give it to him ...he is trying his best despite the difficulties...After re election , I see PBAT going hard on terrorists , bandits and kidnappers...It is well with Naija
It's after reelection he's going hard on terrorists - lolzzzzz 🤣

Imagine what you wrote

You will enter in the terrorists hands, tulumbu will come and release you after election when he's hard on them
PoliticsRe: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has initiated all these under 30 months by Zocalite: 12:05pm On Jan 29
Lolzzzzz 🤣

You forget to put buying of governors?

Awon 0l0shi
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Lays Flowers At The Grave Of His Brother Killed During Nazi Seige (Photos) by Zocalite: 12:02pm On Jan 29
WriterrNg:


I know na.
0le!

Go and mark it down
PoliticsRe: Faces Of Those Who Claim They Want To Rescue Nigeria! by Zocalite: 11:58am On Jan 29
YourGFsnatcher:
Thank you, I have been saying the same thing. There's nothing these guys want to offer, they just want to occupy office...as if they know what suffering is. Dead on arrival party.
When you talk like this 3 things you imply

You have resigned to despair

You are a tulumbu agent

You are a pessimistic

How do you know they have nothing to offer, has ADC ruled before?

You said they have not suffered before, it shows you have myopic view of life, how many people on earth have suffering made sanctimonious

Have you read the story of heartless people like Idi Amin, hitler etc go read about their childhood.

It is the instinct of man to choose a new, if all politicians are same, then no need of sticking to one

From day one tulumbu has been piliing up hardship on nigerians back to back, from one economic hardship to another, is it innocent nigerians that wreck nigeria

Now as his first term is climaxing, his only achievement is signing opposition governors to his party

Oga be open minded
PoliticsRe: Faces Of Those Who Claim They Want To Rescue Nigeria! by Zocalite: 11:44am On Jan 29
Originalsly:
Interesting post. These are the questions we should be asking of the candidates. The post is not about Party ...it is about the individuals... what have they done to make Nigeria better while they were in office? If they did nothing then ...why should we believe they do something now? If they were about making themselves ..friends and family rich then...why wouldn't they do same now? What were their achievements? It is soooo hard for too many of us to separate a candidate from a Party.
Stop talking as a hypocrite

The person who posted the picture, who's he comparing them to at the moment

Why didn't he post the picture of people he's comparing them to and let's guage their personal achievement in governance
PoliticsRe: Faces Of Those Who Claim They Want To Rescue Nigeria! by Zocalite: 11:39am On Jan 29
crossbreedwears:
Shut up oga. All those people in the picture had held political appointments and they all looted including your PO. If you believe these people are coming to rescue us, then it is a pity. We don't have the right person yet
Who's the right person? Since he's not available, what should be done?

we should continue with tulumbu Abi

tulumbu will continue in your life and generation forever
PoliticsRe: Faces Of Those Who Claim They Want To Rescue Nigeria! by Zocalite: 11:36am On Jan 29
One million times better than tulumbu & his satanic team

Even buhari was better tulumbu
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Lays Flowers At The Grave Of His Brother Killed During Nazi Seige (Photos) by Zocalite: 11:29am On Jan 29
WriterrNg:


Person wey bandits go still kill this year dey call person disposable.
Lolzzzzz 🤣

What of you?

Anywhere you dey, you will meet your end
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Lays Flowers At The Grave Of His Brother Killed During Nazi Seige (Photos) by Zocalite: 10:20pm On Jan 28
WriterrNg:


And you should follow him.

Let your family have peace.
Lolzzzzz 🤣

You people that are candles lit for putin to get warm

disposables
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Demand ₦30M For Binuyo Lateefah – Mother's Emotional Plea Goes Viral by Zocalite: 9:37pm On Jan 28
Sad!


I hope they didn't support tulumbu
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Lays Flowers At The Grave Of His Brother Killed During Nazi Seige (Photos) by Zocalite: 9:33pm On Jan 28
Eyah!

He should follow his brother too

Let Ukrainians have peace
PoliticsRe: Pastor Adeboye Dedicates Uche Secondus' New Mansion In Port Harcourt (Video) by Zocalite: 9:31pm On Jan 28
spiSeyi:
Adeboye is not their God and he is in no place to condemn them. Instead of looking for fault in Adeboye or other ppl gestures, use the same moments to reflect on how you will make the most of your life, become wealthy, take good care of your family and make heaven. Just imagine that some of these politicians make heaven why some poor men end up in hell. May we not be on earth to police pplgrin
Abi!

Reverse psychology

The politicians will buy heaven now
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso: I Took Abba Yusuf To Supreme Court Judges After Kano Election Was by Zocalite: 4:32pm On Jan 28
Cry me a River

He can go there by himself now with blank cheque

Yusuf don graduate

So free him
CelebritiesRe: Burger King: SA Tiktoker Creates Meme Mocking Nigerians As 'beggar Kings - PHOTO by Zocalite: 4:30pm On Jan 28
helinues:
Some African countries have been busy channeling the energy to discuss how their country can be better to be gossiping about Nigeria

Meanwhile, we don't even have time to discuss about them as they are inconsequential

When you are big, you are indeed big
A tulumbu agent on NL has spoken

Big beggars
PoliticsRe: Pastor Adeboye Dedicates Uche Secondus' New Mansion In Port Harcourt (Video) by Zocalite: 4:25pm On Jan 28
This is hilarious

Adeboye a close ally of tinubu of apc, and a close ally of secondus of PDP

Money dey come in from all sides

Even to call a pastor to come officiate wedding in rccg, you know how much you go spend, then to call g.o to come open your mansion

The alert no go be small zeros

......

This is how your g.os make it, you think na by prayers or their motivational talk or fasting

They are connected to the powers that are suckiing nigeria

Vanity upon vanity
PoliticsRe: Pastor Adeboye Dedicates Uche Secondus' New Mansion In Port Harcourt (Video) by Zocalite: 4:18pm On Jan 28
spiSeyi:
I have nothing against papa Adeboye and anyone who does should have his/her brain checked. Jesus sat and dine in the house of tax collectors, Daniel worked with Nebuchadnezzar who can be likened to the likes of Adolf Hitler.
So adeboye is just emulating Jesus and Daniel

Lolzzzzz 🤣
PoliticsRe: Pastor Adeboye Dedicates Uche Secondus' New Mansion In Port Harcourt (Video) by Zocalite: 4:16pm On Jan 28
Freshtruth:
who ever post this is trying hard to make ridicule of Daddy Adeboye so that people can come and insult him but he does not kw he bringing curses into his life. Pastor adeboye did no wrong here
Lolzzzzz 🤣
CrimeRe: Missing Nursing Student Found In Police Custody by Zocalite: 12:40pm On Jan 28
The most useless outfit in nigeria security
HealthRe: Why Your Body Reacts Differently To Food As You Get Older by Zocalite: 12:28pm On Jan 28
Emeskhalifa:
Bros, fruits aren't that expensive the way people of the lower class always imagined o.

Fruits are cheap, the thing is most Nigerians think they are expensive, have the mindset that it is only the rich that eats fruit and always go for food that will fill their belly and give them strength to do heavy work
Why are you talking like this, forget mindset and hold to reality

Go market

Fruits are to be ate frequently abi

Do you know how much an apple cost today, do you know how much water melon cost as a whole

Even oranges are more than 100 naira, pine apple, banana etc

Especially in their off season
PoliticsRe: AFCON 2025: FIFA Clarifies Position As CAF Awaits Verdict On Senegal by Zocalite: 12:22pm On Jan 28
Precious201010:
Is CAF bigger than FIFA? Senegal did the right thing, if not Morocco would have won that tournament.
How?

What's the right thing that Senegal did, that prevented Morocco from not winning?


You people are just funny

In football there are underground happenings, in 2002, Brazil didn't actually qualify for the WC, but they still found a way for them

They gave sa the hosting right in 2010 because of Mandela

How did Qatar get to host in 2022 or Saudi

If diaz didn't lose the penalty, morocco would have won, so why engross yourself in personal controversy

Thaiw knows all this, that's why it's national team, not personal club
HealthRe: Why Your Body Reacts Differently To Food As You Get Older by Zocalite: 12:11pm On Jan 28
Emeskhalifa:
Ok don't eat right coz eating right is very expensive. You will spend twice to thrice that amount in hospital. Sounds fair?
You are a jester, you think people don't want to eat good things, you have seen someone that can afford turkey meat going to buy pomo

Someone that can afford vegetables going stale

Everyone knows he has only one life


You will spend 4 times the amount in hospital
HealthRe: Why Your Body Reacts Differently To Food As You Get Older by Zocalite: 12:03pm On Jan 28
eagleonearth:
bro prevention is cheaper than cure oo. Fruits are costly and hospital bills are costlier.
Good you said fruits are costly
RomanceRe: My Experience Dating An Older Single Mother by Zocalite: 10:48pm On Jan 27
SUPERBLOOM:
When I made my own thread about them and their deception, some cried Wolf.
Her plan was to keep you locked for steady payments.
Let me talk like when I was in the world

How will a girl reveal to me that she's after one, and I will fall in love with her as a single guy

She has turn herself to bed material, she's the one that will run away from me

I remember titi

It's good to be born again Christian

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