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Jokes EtcRe: 4 Cartoons About Nigeria That Will Make You Laugh. by Zocalite: 9:27pm On Oct 08, 2025
zedman1:
I expected that from APC/PDP party people like you. When were you born? Or again, do you forget like fish like the average Nigerian crowd? Did you know there was a time we were not allowed to get into crowds with hand bags? Why was that? In fact, if you want to mention anything good about Nigeria, Jonathan shouldn't be your reference.
You are just saying things vaguely

Even asking when I was born - lolzzzzz

gej era as bad as it was, is better than buhari or tinubu era - that's a fact

And it's also not a standard for good governance

You can twist narrative to others Sha, but not me
Jokes EtcRe: 4 Cartoons About Nigeria That Will Make You Laugh. by Zocalite: 1:02pm On Oct 08, 2025
zedman1:
The second picture is flawed but unfutunately the average Nigerian crowd will see it as true. Nigeria started bleeding a long time ago and was only made very obvious during Jonathan until today. People died like chickens too during Jonathan's regime. Only Gen Z's or tribal/religious bigots would believe we were living in Paradise those days.
"People died like chicken" - how



Compared to the next two government, nothing flawed about the picture



Except you are a apc crony
Jokes EtcRe: 4 Cartoons About Nigeria That Will Make You Laugh. by Zocalite: 12:58pm On Oct 08, 2025
Moniya4Real:
My own be say, if the ADC eventually takes over , make them no give us excuse say APC spoil am while trading blame game cos I see no difference between them and the APC
Na moniya you dey stay?
Jokes EtcRe: 4 Cartoons About Nigeria That Will Make You Laugh. by Zocalite: 12:58pm On Oct 08, 2025
Beautiful!

A picture is worth a thousand words
CrimeRe: Shot And Killed By Her Husband For "Sleeping With Her Manager" by Zocalite: 12:54pm On Oct 08, 2025
Bukola94:
Is not easy like that Sir , wait until it happens to me and you, you will now see the spirit. I will simply work out, because my head will be ringing a bell, but did you know that some wives or women will still rob it on you and tells you nothing you can do to that. Agent of satan. Still not easy
No matter what

He should have control anger, Haba
CrimeRe: Shot And Killed By Her Husband For "Sleeping With Her Manager" by Zocalite: 12:51pm On Oct 08, 2025
torqque7:
Bro that gender think they are smart..my ex did same thing on her birthday,she cunningly avoided spending it with me until latter at night when I went to pick her up and she was smelling funny and I asked her why she was smelling funny lol..some days latter I found out the Olosho was knacked by one yahoo boy like that raw sef. Omoh I just pretend like I didn’t know and kept knacking her and tormenting her psychologically and this Olosho had the nerve to be making threats after we saw a movie of a guy who cheated on his babe and I was like see this mu-mu lol

Last last when I got tired of her na so I cast the matter and by then I been don dey another relationship and she was suspecting,then she by herself give herself brain when she realized I was no longer taking her seriously and she come hate me Wella but I no send her papa lol..Trust that gender at your peril..
Wife husband matter, is different from bf gf matter

The 2 of you are fornicating
CrimeRe: Shot And Killed By Her Husband For "Sleeping With Her Manager" by Zocalite: 12:49pm On Oct 08, 2025
Tenrack:
Okay.....I was played..and I've become bitter, yadiyadiya...And who told you I'm not working on myself? And who told you I want to have "anything" to do with females? Keep your advice to yourself. I don't need it. And please y'all should stop brandishing 'we have mum and sis" narrative ..it's getting stale. "you've really become bitter" shey I tell you say I won dey sweet going forward? See me see wahala. Keep your freaking advice to yourself and mind the business that pays you. I'm not getting married to your sister. Let me be bitter in peace. Sho gbo?
Did your wife sleep with her manager too?

How were you played?
PoliticsRe: 2027 Election: Disquiet In ADC Over Peter Obi’s Moves by Zocalite: 10:27pm On Oct 06, 2025
ComeToJesus:
Instead of Atiku, make Tinubu kuku continue. If Atiku can't step down for Obi let Tinubu be.

North just finished 8 years under the wrecking ball Buhari.
a tinubu will continue in your life forever
PoliticsRe: 2027 Election: Disquiet In ADC Over Peter Obi’s Moves by Zocalite: 10:21pm On Oct 06, 2025
telleyway:
You see the that thing called coalition? If they are not bold enough to do the right thing and Peter Obi walked away, that would be the end of the beginning.
Some people can buy the whole party structure but can't buy genuine followership.
You people overhype yourself

You better move to apc and drag obi there too the illusion of 2023 can't happen again
Christianity EtcRe: Elon Musk Shares Erika Kirk's Call To "Go To Church" As Attendance Soars(Photo) by Zocalite: 8:37pm On Oct 05, 2025
Onlinetutor7:
God can use anyone to promote his course. You will be surprised at the end of age, somebody like Elon may make heaven and you might fall short.
Don't be too quick to judge
Lolzzzzz 🤣

You are just a half baked carnal Christian

Too parochial

No need joining issues with you
PoliticsRe: Has Nigeria Ever Happened To You? by Zocalite: 5:21pm On Oct 05, 2025
madridguy:
Anyone that wish Nigeria evil, the evil will surely come back to him.

If your mind is full of negativity, be rest assured you will be getting negative news back to back.
Lolzzzzz 🤣

During the ibb, abacha times, people like you are called 3rd columnist

Your reward will come in full
Christianity EtcRe: Elon Musk Shares Erika Kirk's Call To "Go To Church" As Attendance Soars(Photo) by Zocalite: 5:18pm On Oct 05, 2025
Onlinetutor7:
Don't be Bitter.
That
Christianity EtcRe: Elon Musk Shares Erika Kirk's Call To "Go To Church" As Attendance Soars(Photo) by Zocalite: 5:17pm On Oct 05, 2025
jesusjnr2020:
For those here who once bragged about the world's richest man, Elon Musk being atheist, it's becoming more and more obvious that they've lost their biggest fish even if he once was.

He himself said quite recently he believes in Jesus and His teachings, hence this single act of openly sharing Erika Kirk's "Go to church" post on X may just be the latest confirmation of his faith in Jesus.

God bless.
Lolzzzzz 🤣

You really fall my hand

Christianity doesn't need artificial hype from musk, trump, Kirk and the likes

I thought you know better Sha, but the Bible says it all trust no flesh

Go and read the books of David Wilkerson
Christianity EtcRe: Elon Musk Shares Erika Kirk's Call To "Go To Church" As Attendance Soars(Photo) by Zocalite: 5:11pm On Oct 05, 2025
jesusjnr2020:
Prior to this Church leaders in America have reported a fifteen percent rise in church attendance since the passing of Charlie Kirk.

However it appears those rising numbers were not about to go down anytime soon after this message was shared by Charlie Kirk's wife and reposted by the world richest and arguably most influential man, Elon Musk.

God bless.
Oga don't be deceived
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Blasts Republican, Senator Ted Cruz by Zocalite: 5:07pm On Oct 05, 2025
tinubu will just call reno, the way he calls wandering 404, throw bones to him - oya go and bark

the agba will start barking
PoliticsRe: 2 Jay FM Journalists Arrested In Jos For Posting A Video On Social Media by Zocalite: 4:54pm On Oct 05, 2025
But kidnappers, ritualist, bandits on tiktok are untouchable

Nigeria is a evil forest
PoliticsRe: If You Were Nigeria’s President For One Week, What Would You Change First? by Zocalite: 4:50pm On Oct 05, 2025
Change the presidential system of government to regional government
SportsRe: Galatasaray Vs Beskistas: Ndidi Saves Osimhen From Being Sent Off (Pics) by Zocalite: 4:48pm On Oct 05, 2025
Alagba dey flex muscle for turkish league
HealthRe: Stubborn Athletes Foot, How To Get Rid Of It. by Zocalite: 4:43pm On Oct 05, 2025
See as your foot dry

Try dey oil it
CrimeRe: Kwara Governor Abdulrazaq Blames Ex-governor Saraki For Bandits Killings by Zocalite: 4:39pm On Oct 05, 2025
demoBaba:
Nigeria problems isn't about party, it's about individual mindset, there's no different between PDP, APC and others parties know this and have peace of mind.
Who told you there's no difference between apc and pdp government

How old were you when pdp was ruling in Kwara state or nigeria

Maybe you should go and ask your good elders the situation of things in nigeria during pdp era and during apc era
CrimeRe: Kwara Governor Abdulrazaq Blames Ex-governor Saraki For Bandits Killings by Zocalite: 10:01pm On Oct 04, 2025
Nice time when kwarans hear apc, their brains go reset
Foreign AffairsRe: "Israel Has Temporarily Stopped Bombing, Hamas Must Move Quickly" _ Trump by Zocalite: 8:24pm On Oct 04, 2025
Oladikpo1975:
This Trump really wants a Nobel peace prize. Hope he is not the antichrist. Especially say he doesn't go to church but somehow has parleyed American christians to support him.
Hamas has very little option. Iran is down, Syria is weakened, Houtis don collect, Lebanon don bow.
Hamas even try pass Iran but it's over and they better move fast and move out of Gaza cos mossard will still kill them anywhere they run to.
Trump know how to use Christianity to play American politics
CrimeRe: Brit, 20, Dies In Dubai As Bag Of Cocaine 'bursts In His Stomach' by Zocalite: 6:22pm On Oct 04, 2025
Antoeni:
So Even Britico Dey Swallow too,
I Think Say Na Only Chibuzo And Okey Dey Swallow Coke ,
What of suwe, ahmed bola, wumi, tj, dudu, etc
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Had The Opportunity To Sit On An Interview Panel Recently, And All I Can Say by Zocalite: 6:13pm On Oct 04, 2025
Another Lamba sakamaje apc-like lies
CrimeRe: Wife Confronts Police At Mile 2 After Officer Threatened To Kill Her Husband by Zocalite: 6:02pm On Oct 04, 2025
lordm:
The way Nigerian police behave ehn.
They are just too corrupt.
When they sack him now, he will calm down
If they're really sacked, they would have stopped all the rubbish

Erring officers are just relocated to an obscure location
AgricultureRe: 60 Adult Ducks (both Sex) Available For Sale. by Zocalite: 5:58pm On Oct 04, 2025
Porksupplyib:
Well, many will tell you duck meat is sweeter than chicken and turkey. And I will agree with them.
The answer to your second question is that We don't really have big commercial production of ducks in Nigeria.
That duck neck if you wan kill it, how you dey hold it

Lolzzzzz
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tolu Odukoya Confirms Collapse Of Her Marriage by Zocalite: 11:45am On Oct 04, 2025
When kola olawuyi started nkan'be

We never saw anything then

So this one is pastor

Nkan'be
PoliticsRe: Bandit Commander, Dangata Abba & Armed Gang Members Display Ransom Cash Online by Zocalite: 11:41am On Oct 04, 2025
Abdul05:
grin grin grin grin

Bros, let us continue to.pray for him instead cursing each other
Is that a curse?

Everyone will receive his or her reward, I just echoed it

You and me

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