₦airaland Forum

brain54:
See who wants to salvage the country...


Very funny!

He is far better than Tinubu and Atiku.

If she's not a virgin, you made the wrong choice.

LocalFARMERS:
That one no dey my Village

Nice. Your village sabi select better fish for their rivers.

We4all:
You love dating older women or you like sleeping with them? Most Nigerians can't tell the difference between dating and sexing.

Na the same.. Are you not going to sex the person you're dating?

anonimi:
Moreover, it is likely that the women don't wear veil because they are mostly indoors.

The women are warriors. They lead wars.

brain54:
Your car is running faster than it's shadow...

Wow
What a brain-dead submission.

brain54:
Your own na just to come dey drop useless quotes once in a while...


Na only you know wetin dey do you!

I rebuke you.

Ganjafama:
It's simple, if your sister still want to be married to him it's her choice, respect it. If not she should move on and forget his slandering attitude. That guy is a child in a man's body. He is not ready for marriage.

To think he's a Man of God

A further proof that herbalists make better husband than Pastors and Imams.

dibunotion:
As of today, MLS is ranked higher due to number of on Field attendance and online views

Same MLS league wey teams no dey go relegation?

English 6th Division league is far better than MLS.

helinues:
Who is this?Did I direct my comments to you?

He asked a simple question.. what is your argument exactly?

What if Michael Jackson was speaking in tongues?

richmond500:
It doesn't sound offensive to anyone.
Bring a screenshot that says "vote wisely" And someone got angry.
You said many APC supporters, but I dare u to bring just one out of the many
I'm waiting

You are already angry. That's enough proof.

Today, Judges dey openly collect house from politicians as bribe and nothing will happen.

Wotowotoman:
She dey hungry you to taste abi?

I am a child of God, I don't indulge in illicit acts.

You mean this small girl don born 7 children for you already?

*Nigerian police officers left the chat.

Politicians and their dubious act. This man should be arrested and charged for terrorism.

Na breast she come show us abi na gym she come?




*Lovely breast, though.

This discovery is mostly powered by insufficient funds.

How many decades do you need, Sir?

brain54:
That's obviously not the groom...


Just because they took pictures don't make him the groom!

The photographer has spoken.

helinues:
Those are the youths of no tomorrow.

So you can't start farming on the land

How many hectares of farmland do you have and what are you cultivating?

He talks too much, that's why he got wide lips.

Life is a jungle...Nobody loves Nobody.

People just dey mad anyhow.

We4all:
This may be off by topic, but let me state that people hardly report sexual abuse within the family. That said, it is very easy to spot a man who is a sexual pervert, but most ladies are too careless to notice, or desperate to care.

If you have a partner that often breathes unusually or heavily, then you may be in trouble because that is one of the behaviours of a sexual pervert.

Additionally, he is either always holding or scratching down there when he thinks no one is watching. This particular behaviour is characteristic of sexual perverts, and women should be very observant.

Also, if your husband is fond of placing little girls on his laps. They could be his kids or that of neighbours. If you notice something like that, just continue to observe him because you may have married a sexual pervert.

Oh! I almost forgot this behaviour...If you have a man that is fond of rubbing your daughter's palm during father-daughter bonding moments, watch out because that is a typical behaviour of a sexual pervert.

Now back to the topic... Fathers bathing their female kids is not a problem. The real problem is whether you are married to a sexual pervert or not because it is only perverts that will find their daughters sexually attractive.

Darling, can you please shut up?

Make bandits just come gather all of them enter bush.

He should be arrested!

happney65:
Very yeye Man. Because them dey watch yoruba movie I no fit come watch wetin I suppose watch

As in

The family could be in charge of the television all week... Yet, Oga can't have just two hours to watch his beloved team play.

So bad.

Mariangeles:
Rabbit farmer? I hope they're not for meat sha.

Rabbits should never be eaten.
They're too cute and harmless to be meat.
In fact, it should be an offense to kill and eat a rabbit.

Dey play.

happney65:
You cannot collect the remote and change the channnel. On top sub that you pay for. In your own house

Lily livered Men.

Oshi

He is a caring and responsible gentleman. Every woman's dream.

Pelanowire:
Close the curtains ensure absolute darkness covers your room. Lit a candle and stare at that your mirror for 30minutes come back here and tell us what you saw

It's time you limit your nollywood consumption rate.