₦airaland Forum

Every year is for the thieves, 2026 is for the owner.

brain54:
Why am I not surprised. E done yet wey tifn dey your blood.


What other things did you not buy?
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I did not buy the idea that you're sane.

It signifies "For Sale".

Na mostly Nigerian used cars you'll see that nonsense on top.

All through my secondary school I did not buy more than two pens. When they stole the last one I bought, I told myself, "war start".

Kalulu44:
Nope, a security personnel at Versace Villa hotel along Agbara-Lusada road

Okay.
Na una those girls dey like pass. No go use your salary to entertain them.

Kalulu44:
I swear she is really fooling herself. Guy man is just too handsome to be with her. I know it's the money constraints that's making him still be with her. She buys him a very good phone and also data for him to bomb in expectation for him to cash out lolz.
Shey you rmbr I said they called her "small pin" it's bcus she's so small with no nyash nor bwess. She's just fair and fine a little.
And I believe what you said, if that guy hammer, he go run.

You dey work for Ndokwa hotel?

brain54:
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Which girl in her right mind would love a guy like you. That would be the greatest tragedy to befall àny woman.

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I be full spec o.

The greatest tragedy to befall any man is to fall in love with a broke girl from a poor home.

Reminds me of 2015 Bayelsa rerun Election. Boat spoil for middle of nowhere, when we're heading to Foropa, SILGA. Na so female corp members begin burst cry

Their crying increased when the Naval officers came and collect the sensitive materials and told us "God be with you".

She called unexpectedly that she was heading towards my area to collect a waybill, that she will branch my place when she reach, I Said ok.

she called and started nagging that I'm very wicked, that she came to my place; I couldn't appreciate it. I didn't even give her money for T.p and for that reason, she will never come again.

You do not owe her transport fare in this scenario. You didn't invite her.


She threatened not to come to your house again...what is the economic benefit of her visits to your house?

Does she have golds adorned round her waist?

If the answer to the questions are negative, then, I suggest you discard her like a used tissue paper!

brain54:
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Why? I know say nah men you dey sexualise.


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You saw two wonderful beings in love, the first thing that comes to your mind is sex? There's more to life than sex.

Well, you can't relate sha. Na so unproductive humans dey reason.

brain54:
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Even the thought of seeing her without clothes is nauseating not to talk of getting down one on one all freaky and jiggy with older bannies.


God help us.


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Stop sexualising women, this man!

Some posts here are truly comic relief

For Nigeria?

Go to any bank, there's no single Banking and Finance graduate working there. Infact, Banking and Finance is second most useless courses in Nigeria.

press9jatv:
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#AMBO #osun2026

Oga, hope you've returned AMBO's money.

Brothels are not the problem of Nigeria. An average Brothel adds more value to the Nation than Aso Rock.

Stingy people... So nobody for there fit spray am money?

A good entertainment deserves accolades.

Gotocourt:
Allow comrade land fess .

It's good he got deflated earlier

Mariangeles:
In terms of cost or connectivity?

Connectivity is zero. Once rain drop, their network go begin twerk like retired baddie.

Mariangeles:
Try Airtel.

You get the worth of what you paid for.

Airtel is worse.

Cooking:


Be a true African woman! Cook some good meals and make sure there is always something in the fridge for him to eat. The way to a man’s heart is his tummy

Nonsense!

If you like cook Heaven and Earth, if your character is bad, you ain't getting into that man's heart!
This is 2026.

Barcelona and Man United.

Stephen0mozzy:
Hehe... When you never found it, its easy to wave it off. But it's a beautiful thing sha.

There is nothing beautiful about love of a Nigerian woman.

marlow1962:
Nobody wants to toast debits.

If they don't toast you, then you toast them.

End of story.

For Nairaland ladies, I'm available for toasting. I am doing 'first come first serve' promo on a 15% discount.

Love in 2026?

Nawaooooooo.

That place is not your land, it's a major road.

Flangelo12:
You want to bring the guy down for fighting against injustice.

He is fighting for his pocket. No one is fighting for anybody in this country!

Format to soften the heart of the kidnappers.

brain54:
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Mu² she is married.


Stop all this your cona cona tactics. Because I know say you no dey take eye see woman.


As ho wo.


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Okay, flower boy.

brain54:
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Thank God I wasn't calculating mathematics and equations.


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What then were you calculating? Your brain?

Samantha125:
I fought for his attention during our first encounter when he was single while he fought for mine during our second encounter when he was in a relationship with someone else.

A win win situation for both parties and a big loss to an innocent lady.