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Health › Re: Pain After Sex, What Could Be The Cause? by zoomzoom(m): 4:12pm On Jun 08, 2025
[quote author=Farrason post=135657015]How does a woman who has been calibate for a year have STI or STD. Where e pass?

STI or STD is only through sex I suppose.

Was she having this pain while celibate?.
Was it during her first encounter or was it after several?.

STI can be contracted from just one resumed encounter after years of celibacy.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Elon Musk Deletes Anti Trump Post About Epstein Files by zoomzoom(m): 4:02pm On Jun 08, 2025
[quote author=Chienex24 post=135664272]Mainly from government contracts, and who is government.

Does government have an immediate replacement for him or will they outsource it and compromise the security of the country?.
Just asking kweshions ohh🤷‍♂️😜

Lastly, Elon's patriotism is unparalleled, so whatever he does is what he considers best for his country.
Politics › Re: Democracy Day: FG Declares Thursday, June 12 As Public Holiday by zoomzoom(m): 3:22pm On Jun 08, 2025
[quote author=Chucks13 post=135669869]Good, I know some people hate to hear about June 12 and as usual the package fraud obidient Emperor who was among the back-bencher that annulled June 12 will show his fake world conference on democracy day by June 12 to manipulate further his twisted brain followers, we are waiting for him as he did last year.

Whatever you say or do, just encourage your PRINCIPAL to COME CLEAN, REINTRODUCE HIMSELF TO NIGERIA AND THE WORLD.
We are tired of being the butt of jokes to the world.
Imagine a comedian in london saying that he overheard AKANBI declaring war on NARCOTICS and CORRUPTION ....and crowd roared in laughter.
Me too!!... I follow laugh🤣🤪😜.

It was hilarious to say the least!!.
Politics › Re: Samuel Maduka Onyishi Turning His Castle Into A Teaching Hospital For People by zoomzoom(m): 3:13pm On Jun 08, 2025
[quote author=puremaker7 post=135670156]He's a great man better than one senator who uses his wealth to gather different women.

You call those teen trophy wives WOMEN?.
Properties › Re: Igbos Buying Up Oke Ado, Ibadan — Yorubas Lament by zoomzoom(m): 7:57am On Jun 07, 2025
[quote author=press9jatv post=135644196]Abeg ask them oooo. They just buy some properties to display their goods and business to public space niii. Go to ogunpa and see massive people of Yoruba building business empires not to talk of dugbe and liberty road side. Igbo business are just few 1/10 compared to Yoruba business in Ibadan

We know nah.
They want to spread lies and trigger xenophobia in yoruba land because of the upcoming elections which they will certainly lose.
The contract is between the buyer and the seller. How do you stop a man/woman who wants to sell his property if it's not in dispute?.
Make una dey buy am from your people nah!!!. They are selling because they need the money for other things....some are even medical challenges. Abi you wan make dem die?.
Politics › Re: "I Cannot Join APC": Akwa Ibom Commissioner, Ememobong Resigns (Photos) by zoomzoom(m): 7:46am On Jun 07, 2025
[quote author=Justnation post=135647614]You are a man of integrity and honor.

Akwa Ibom behold your New governor come 2027

YESSSS 👍.
They had better rally round him to salvage the state from charlatans.
Food › Re: Lagos Muslims Celebrate Sallah With Bottles Of Obi's Beer (Video) by zoomzoom(m): 7:37am On Jun 07, 2025
[quote author=loffyloffy post=135649253]When did Trophy become Obi's beer?

You people must claim everything, that's how you decided that Lagos is 'no man's land'

Before Obi could conceive his fraud brewery in Anambra, we have been drinking trophy in the West.

As of today, it is international breweries that absorbed Obi's brewery and not the other way round.

But our 'Developers' must claim both that which belongs to them and that which is not theirs.

So today we've learnt from you that INTERNATIONAL BREWERY Had absorbed OBI's beer abi?. I'm
Assuming you are correct, but WHY do you guys CONVENIENTLY FORGET this
just to rile up those whom it's haram to drink?.
Meanwhile guzzle away at the beer. You said it no longer belongs to OBI right?🤪😜
Politics › Re: Defection Drama: Gov Eno Declares ‘It’s Time To Move’, Akwa Ibomites Shout ‘no!’ by zoomzoom(m): 11:29am On Jun 06, 2025
[quote author=RollinTNDA post=135641958]Spineless Delta state should take note.

Don't mind sheriff and that goat head okowa. They will know delta no dey carry last in the fullness of time.
APC has been played in delta state😜
Politics › Re: Akin Olaoye (Akin Tollgate) Signs Out From The Obidient Movement. by zoomzoom(m): 2:30pm On Jun 05, 2025
naptu2:
Akin Olaoye @akintollgate



https://x.com/akintollgate/status/1930383882102140938?t=GrrTDt4MBRe0l9R0MkTFRQ&s=19


Morris Monye and Chimezie (@Jack_ng01) are key Obidients.

Morris Monye @Morris_Monye



https://x.com/Morris_Monye/status/1930348482818126320?t=AGlo1DbAus39OohaR-M6EQ&s=19


Akin Olaoye @akintollgate



https://x.com/akintollgate/status/1930373704850039213?t=V0gJZbpgWKCwntsoMz_5Xg&s=19


Jack The Builder™️ @jack_ng01



https://x.com/Jack_ng01/status/1930394156234359276?t=K-LxKBQc20f_cgtL7NJRqg&s=19[/quote]This thing from @akintollgate is merely a cry for help.
Dude doesn't feel recognized enough and feels he deserves more.
He'll be SIDELINED AFTER THE NOISE if he goes the APC way...and he knows it.
Politics › Re: Ex-EFCC Boss, Bawa Unveils Book On Nigeria’s Fuel Subsidy Fraud by zoomzoom(m): 1:42pm On Jun 05, 2025
[quote author=Fiscus105 post=135634285]You urself had skeleton in cupboards while you led pH as sector commander in EFCC.

Does this now negate or disprove all he documented in his book or are you just being an old woman when dry bones are mentioned?
This is EXACTLY my problem with Nigerians. So assuming but not conceding that he was corrupt as portharcout sector commander, how does that affect this expose on the oil sector?.
You guys are simply IMPOSSIBLE !!.
Politics › Re: Tinubu, Fubara Meet Behind Closed Doors In Lagos (Photos) by zoomzoom(m): 9:42am On Jun 04, 2025
[quote author=Bmaster post=135615729][b]they wants to cajole him,if i am to be fubara,i will take and drink every oath you presents to me,swear with my life at every dark alter you take me to but still backstab you on the day you will need me most.that votes you are hoping on wont get to you,let heavens and earths fall apart

Why you dey tòk like dis now!!🤷‍♂️
Wetin make you come dey show our srategy for outside😜
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Marries Fourth Wife, Asmau Moriki In Kano by zoomzoom(m): 10:31pm On Jun 03, 2025
[quote author=Nazgul post=135615519]Married 4th wife or married for the fourth time?

If his 3 previous wives left him without looking back despite his wealth, then the problem is from him.

EXACTLY my point!!!.

There's something fundamentally wrong with this guy!!.😏🥺
Travel › Re: An Aerial View Of Phase 1 Of The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway (Video) by zoomzoom(m): 10:36am On Jun 03, 2025
[quote author=CommonSense1967 post=135608068]You must be allergic to good news about Nigeria.
Sectional commission ....

Try and use that brain this morning. Always looking for sad news.

What GOODNEWS is the commissioning of 30km out of 750km of a road (4%) in 2years out of your 4years term (50%)?
Is that something to celebrate about ?.
Ómô, make we try to dey hide this bigotry nàhhh!!!!.
We all will be dead before 2031 if this our drinking of POISON from our TRIBAL CUP persists.
We are dying and dont want a capable and humane DOCTOR because he's not our TRIBESMAN.
Imagine this NONSENSE!!!.
Politics › Re: FG Warns Car Dealer Over Viral Video Mocking Civil Servants by zoomzoom(m): 10:12am On Jun 03, 2025
[quote author=Obapluto post=135606342]you go push am till he enter prison.. still you go dey your hole dey say free him lol.

See what they have done to your psyche?.
You have given up in surrender of your human dignity to a clear bully government. Isn't this the TRUTH?.
If they think it's not fair and recognize that civil servants are poorly renumerated, they should VEX AND REVIEW THE SALARIES!!....and not to be THREATENING pesin we talk true.
Had it been say he lied, then I can understand their anger.
Education › Re: Patience Jonathan Graduates With A PhD From Ignatius Ajuru University Education by zoomzoom(m): 2:49pm On Jun 02, 2025
[quote author=franugo post=135595829]What does that even mean?

EVERYTHING!!!.😜.

Show it or STFU!!!.
Politics › Re: Crisis Brews In Edo As Okpebholo Defies Court Rulings On Sanitation Lockdown by zoomzoom(m): 9:54am On Jun 01, 2025
[quote author=VaginaAcademic post=135580301]Shouldn't the environment be kept clean everyday of the month why pile up dirt to be cleaned on the last day of the month

Ask those dirty pigs ohh!!.
Also by inference, should we also declare EVERYDAY NO MOVEMENT because we are cleaning?.
Fuulish pipus!!.
Politics › Re: Flooding In Niger State: A Tragic Reminder Of Our Shared Humanity – Obi by zoomzoom(m): 9:41am On Jun 01, 2025
[quote author=yarimo post=135583392]Chief reactor please try and visit mokwa lga of Niger state and the money you stole from labour party will be useful as donation from you.

We've seen and heard from you!!...not so?.
Oya!!, crawl back to the crevice you emerged from to deliver this non sequitur.
OBI has called for help to the needy because it's what should be done without being reminded.
OBI isn't your PRESIDENT today, he is just doing what any humane person does.
Does your PRESIDENT even know?.
Any words of condolences?.
Any action thus far?.
INSENSITIVITY PERSONIFIED!!.
Not
Politics › Re: I Told Tinubu I Won’t Vote For Him – Amaechi by zoomzoom(m): 9:33am On Jun 01, 2025
[quote author=BigDawsNet post=135584892]Buhari: Nigerians, be patient with me
Tinubu: Nigerians be patient with me

He's CONTINUING from where Buhari stopped.
He will keep begging you while killing you!!...because he knows no better!!.

He has no blames, he just wanted to fulfill his LIFELONG AMBITION...but not the job attached .
He deserves our pity!!😰.
Politics › Re: I Told Tinubu I Won’t Vote For Him – Amaechi by zoomzoom(m): 9:27am On Jun 01, 2025
[quote author=helinues post=135584721]How relevant are you politically in Rivers state?

Is that question derived from this topic he's discussing?...or your intention is to derail this conversation of HOW POORLY TINUBU HAS RUN THE COUNTRY IN THE PAST 2YEARS?.
We all know HOW RELEVANT he will be once TINUBU is sent to sit with his grandkids and WIKEs borrowed state powers are terminated. Don't we?.
As for your derailment intention, I'll give you "A" for EFFORT, and "F" for RESULT 😂😜
Politics › Re: Rivers Debunks Julius Berger’s Withdrawal Claims by zoomzoom(m): 12:41pm On May 31, 2025
[quote author=chiiraq802 post=135574983]As nothing for dem again in Rivers State, SIMPlified fagmily hv resorted to propaganda.

Did RIVERS state or this report say IT'S NOT TRUE that JULIUS BERGER IS PULLING OUT OF RIVERS STATE?.
Where is the SIM PROPAGANDA?!!
Must we bring in partisan politics into everything?!
Crime › Re: Immigration Officer Prince Ugochukwu Rejected ₦10M & Iphone From Enugu Ritualist by zoomzoom(m): 1:21pm On May 30, 2025
[quote author=haveMONEY post=135563378]Some igbo are really sincere, why many insincere

Same goes for others...including yours.
The best part is that he was caught by an incorruptible IGBO MAN.
Imagine he was caught by ANOTHER!!, IGBOS wouldn't have been able to live this down!!.
A DESPICABLE thing he learnt from OGUN STATE while doing business there😰😱
Crime › Re: School Children Rain Curses On Enugu Ritualist For Killing Their School Mate by zoomzoom(m): 1:09pm On May 30, 2025
[quote author=OlawaleBammie post=135563476]Aah

I tot the "they are always against us" crooners here said this story was made up!!!

Who is to believe now again??

The fool learnt his trade from one BABA in lafenwa in abeokuta OGUN state. He was a patent medicine dealer and owned a chemist there before CROSSING OVER,...and had relocated home because of HEAT over their nefarious activities.

Hope you can understand where the viral SKULL MINING INFESTATION came from?.
God go punish all SKULLERS!!.
Politics › Re: Governor Mbah Flags-off Stallion Vehicles Plant For Assembly Of Electric Cars by zoomzoom(m): 12:56pm On May 30, 2025
[quote author=pharmagba post=135564096]I love this man
He has an ownership and Entrepreneurship approach to governance.
If he continues he will be one of the contenders as vice president in 2031

So that you'll steal all his ideas as yours and abandon him as spare tyre when you are done stealing. Abi?.
If you like him so much, make him the PRESIDENT then or let's continue playing STUPID TRIBAL POLITICS and die with mediocre governance from dumb leaders.
Celebrities › Re: 15-Year-Old Girl: 'Can You Do It In The North?': Speed Darlington Blasts VDM by zoomzoom(m): 6:20pm On May 29, 2025
[quote author=joseph1832 post=135556172]are you in the north? Or are you a northerner, oga Speed Stupidton. Yeye man.

One country,
Two CRIMINAL justice systems.

Make una carry him JOKE go test your constitution for court.

My own be say make una dig "TWO GRAVES".
Romance › Re: Chinese Men Struggling To Find Wives Turn To Russia by zoomzoom(m): 6:12pm On May 29, 2025
[quote author=Mindlog post=135555549]They are more males than females in China.

Tell am ohhh!!, make em no go dey quote the "oxford study" for street and be sounding looped.😜😜
Education › Re: The World's Most Educated Countries. by zoomzoom(m): 6:02pm On May 29, 2025
[quote author=Kingpele post=135554818]NIGERIA SUPPOSE DEY NO 5 because we have a first class accountant as president of Nigeria


LMAO😆😂🤣😜🤪.

You have a well packaged Chicago fraudster-drugpreneur😜🤪.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Names Yabuku Dogara As NCGC Chairman by zoomzoom(m): 5:57pm On May 29, 2025
[quote author=duduade post=135554431]What is this

Nigeria credit ki ní



Just devising more ways to scam we the poor and provide positions for their loyal ones

It is what it is.

EXACTLY what I thought when I saw the name.
#creditcorp which they created aside from the hyping and noise, NOTHING dey happen for dat side!!...except that once in a while, they will clean the "VUVUZELA" by getting it into the news.🤪😜.
Now, dem don come AGAIN with another well packaged LAMBA!!🤣😂😆
Politics › Re: Afenifere Appoints Olu Falae As Chairman by zoomzoom(m): 1:52pm On May 29, 2025
[quote author=TimeManager post=135542654]In 1999, Yoruba presented this man as President, an astute economist but Nigerians rejected him for a soldier. In 2023, Yoruba presented a first class Accountant, this time, he was accepted.


-Kiss the truth!


An OLUWOLE CHICAGOAN DRUGPRENEUR you mean?.
He was roundly REJECTED but he used his AGBAKARA EYE and snatched the mandate (via EYE-NECK collusion) and ran with it.
Make no mistake, NOONE ACCEPTED THE KRI*MIN*AL!!.
Politics › Re: Afenifere Appoints Olu Falae As Chairman by zoomzoom(m): 1:51pm On May 29, 2025
[quote author=TimeManager post=135542654]In 1999, Yoruba presented this man as President, an astute economist but Nigerians rejected him for a soldier. In 2023, Yoruba presented a first class Accountant, this time, he was accepted.


-Kiss the truth!


An OLUWOLE CHICAGOAN DRUGPRENEUR you mean?.
He was roundly REJECTED but he used his AGBAKARA EYE and snatched the mandate (via EYE-NECK collusion) and ran with it.
Make no mistake, NOONE ACCEPTED YHE KRI*MIN*AL!!.
Education › Re: Northern Lady Expresses Deep Concern Over The Introduction Of CBT For WAEC, NECO by zoomzoom(m): 1:29pm On May 29, 2025
[quote author=press9jatv post=135547111]Northern lady expresses deep concern over the introduction of Computer-Based Testing for WAEC and NECO. Said that this development could lead to a significant disaster, as about 99% of students in the North have never used a computer, let alone acquired basic computer literacy 💔💔


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JErmiC2Ip6k.

Here we go AGAIN!!..

This was how Nigeria wasted 4years waiting for this dullards to be ready for independence. 😏😰
.
Education › Re: WAEC Examination In The Midnight, Since When?? by zoomzoom(m): 1:07pm On May 29, 2025
[quote author=Firebox123 post=135548128]kindly check when waec started on Google B4 capping online


What does that have to do with ANYTHING?.
Fact remains that education is rapidly regressing under TINUBU. Does this look like what a SCHOLAR can do?.

We are not interested in what they called whatever he FORGED in OLUWOLE. 😆😜

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