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Politics › Re: Full List: VAT Generated In States Across Nigeria In Q1 2025 by zoomzoom(m): 10:20am On May 28, 2025
[quote author=anthobros post=135536893]Oyo state alone generate more than the five eastern state combine . Ndi developer, they will soon start saying they develop Oyo state. But they cannot develop their 5 plots of land.

If you were not daft you will know that vat is a consumer tax. ..means that you're tax on purchase collected by the companies or hospitality industries.
Who patronize these people more?.Is it your ewedu and pepper that generated the vat in your lagos and Ibadan or is it the people who live and patronize the companies and hospitality industries.
FYI, VAT isn't charged on all those your street-blocking OWAMBE....Just so you don't get it twisted!!!.

Lastly, upgrade our seaports. Warri,port-hacourt, calabar, onneh, koko....and watch the dizzying speed of the decongestion of lagos.

Shebi na wetin y'all want?, so 🎶TELL YOUR PAPA🎵!!!😜🤪
Politics › Re: PDP NEC Under Pressure As INEC Validates Wike-backed Secretary by zoomzoom(m): 10:08am On May 28, 2025
[quote author=sylve11 post=135535354]Wike is single-handedly bringing the PDP to its knees.

Shettima did more than what WIKE is doing now and WIKE et al saw to his failure.
Why does WIKE think he'll succeed?.

Another stupid joker!!!😏
Celebrities › Re: My Father Converted From Muslim To Christian Because Of Food – Shank by zoomzoom(m): 6:42pm On May 27, 2025
[quote author=SporaD8 post=135525744]Abeg, who this religious identity badges help sef?

What is the default religion of a Baby?
If the supreme creator DO NOT consider your religious belief before he made his Sunshine or Rain to fall equally on all, who are we mere mortals to ever contemplate such?!

Tell that to those who unalive those who abandon their RELIGION of piss.
Politics › Re: Explosion Reported Near Mogadishu Cantonment In Abuja by zoomzoom(m): 11:33am On May 27, 2025
[quote author=bongomusicafri post=135517990]e go be all this miners

Yes, na the MINERS... SKULL ones OHH!!🤪😜🤣

Let's keep trying to PACKAGE a country gone south!!😰
Politics › Re: North Can Transform Nigeria - Peter Obi by zoomzoom(m): 5:22pm On May 26, 2025
[quote author=yarimo post=135508867]OBI is now looking for media attention by fire by force after he was disgrace in Rome.

What disgrace are you spouting about?.
Anytime you hear OBI, it reminds you of his mandate that your PRINCIPAL stole. Rite?.😜😂

Conscience is an open wound...so you suffer tey😡
Politics › Re: We Will Not Grant Automatic Ticket To Peter Obi - Abure-led Labour Party by zoomzoom(m): 3:02pm On May 26, 2025
Firstly, who is ABURE and his ROGUE exco to determine what goes on in the LABOUR party?.
Were they not to IDIOTS that had previously begged him to be their 2027 candidate in the aftermath of their awka jamboree?.
CLOWNS!!.
Politics › Re: More Students Scored Above 300 In 2025 UTME — JAMB by zoomzoom(m): 10:36am On May 26, 2025
[quote author=floss post=135511755]grin so dem purposely failed them before, this goes to show that maybe during our time, some of our colleagues that failed in the past, might not really be their results that was given to them… it’s a pity that a reputable examination body is now seen as a mediocre institution due to negligence and incompetency

I always wondered at my jamb score that year.

It wasn't my expectation nor that of those who know my abilities....some even score way above me,and I was their informal teacher during our extramural classes.
So,bro, jamb went ROGUE a long time ago.😰
Politics › Re: Quick Summary Of Our Requests Towards The Electoral Reforms by zoomzoom(m): 10:14am On May 26, 2025
[quote author=grandsuccess post=135508696]BROS YOU MISS OUT THE MAIN THINGOO!!

FOI - THE INEC PROGRAM CODES HAS TO BE RELEASED TO SELECT ICT COMPANIES (NOT LESS THAN 20 ICT FIRMS BOTH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL) FOR DETAILED FORENSIC ANALYSIS!

The programme need to be fully scrutinized. Every line of code must be analyzed for what it does and ascertain that it does that exactly.

TEMPERING WITH THE PROGRAMES WITHOUT FULL AUTHORIZATION FROM THE PRESIDENCY, NATIONAL ASSEMBLY AND AN ETHICS COMMITTEE COMPRISING OF EXPERIENCED PROGRAMMERS CHOSEN FROM EVERY REGION OF THE NATION, IMAMS CHOSEN FROM 10 NATIONAL MOSQUES AND 10 PRIESTS FROM THE CATHOLIC, ANGLICAN, PENTECOSTAL AND ALSO 10 NATIVE DOCTORS OF REPUTE - ANY TAMPERING OF THESE PROGRAMMES WITHOUT DUE APPROVAL FROM THESE GROUP OF PERSONS WILL BE TERMED TREASON AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!

The public need to know who is hosting the INEC server. How many people has the server access authorization and what level of authentication is granted to the concerned persons!

JAMB has already shown us what they plan to do with INEC programmes come 2027 - they have even told us one can vote without voters card!

THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT!


I even want to create a detailed topic on this but na time wey i never get.

Please find that time and finish this good work you started.
Crime › Re: Police Shoot At A Young Man Benz In Abuja by zoomzoom(m): 10:05am On May 26, 2025
[quote author=Gbadugbakun post=135507683]Nigerians are naturally stubborn. You know how useless the police is and how lawless the country is yet when they stop you, you'll be following them to drag and refusing to stop.

Just stop and show them your papers highest they'll ask you for weekend money. If you like you can give if you like you can tell them you don't have case closed.

First off, what business does a useless person have in the police?....and armed.
Again, why would they ask for money from anyone?...are they armed robbers?. So the CITIZENRY employ them, pay them salaries, arm them to do their job,but they turn around to use the uniforms to terrorize the people and the guns extort you everytime they see you?.

This is beyond ridiculous and it's about time it is stopped by the citizens.
Education › Re: Man Shows How School Buses Work In Advanced Countries Compared To Nigeria(photos by zoomzoom(m): 9:50am On May 26, 2025
[quote author=G0odharddick post=135505913]Completely Off point!

The post was about the citizens having regards for school children and hence stop 🛑 whenever school buses are dropping off the students

Wetin concern Government, private businesses concern this matter?


Ask am ohhh!!🤷‍♂️
Na VOLTRON him be ....DEFENSE MINISTER OF ALL SHADES OF WRONG😂🤪
Education › Re: Man Shows How School Buses Work In Advanced Countries Compared To Nigeria(photos by zoomzoom(m): 9:44am On May 26, 2025
[quote author=EvilMerodack post=135505753]Your comment is totally off.

Na Government wan dey tell private schools how dem go dey operate their school buses?


Are the citizens that worse that they can't innovatively come up with something special,for even their own private Business?

Great question!!.
So kindly ask the federal government what business it has with LIVESTOCK to give it a MINISTRY. Maybe if the ijaws make enough noise,we will soon pacify them MINISTRY of FISHERY. 😂🤪
Politics › Re: Crisis Brews In Benue APC Amid Governor Alia's Alleged Defection Plot by zoomzoom(m): 9:33am On May 26, 2025
[quote author=helinues post=135494813]That's the question we have been asking about Peter Obi the acclaimed saint sent from Pluto to rescue Nigeria.

And ANOTHER OBIphobic chanter spotted .

It's noted!! Good job!!
Politics › Re: Crisis Brews In Benue APC Amid Governor Alia's Alleged Defection Plot by zoomzoom(m): 9:30am On May 26, 2025
[quote author=zero8zero post=135494532]You should first ask Obi who defected from APGA to PDP to LP and still loading Yet na your messiah. Una hypocrisy always stinks .

There we go again with another OBIPHOBIC comment!!.
Wetin bring OBI into this strictly APC benue branch feud?.
My bad!!🙊.... your handler has marked you PRESENT today and your MAY 30k is not under threat.😆
Politics › Re: Chaos Erupts As Jigawa Delegates Disrupt Atiku, Obi Coalition Meeting by zoomzoom(m): 8:46am On May 26, 2025
[quote author=richiemcgold post=135505361][b]
Coalition of confusion

Laugh all you want but that is how a formidable steel is FORGED. It must enter the crucible and will have unnecessary distractions both from inside and outside.
That was how APC was formed in 2023....but ofcourse you wouldn't know.
Politics › Re: Defection Report Leak: A’bom Bars Channels Crew From Govt House by zoomzoom(m): 12:20pm On May 25, 2025
[quote author=mrvitalis post=135495606]See mentality

Nigerian politicians are lucky sha.

Very very lucky!!!.. especially if you represent YARIBAS under the APC platform. You just a few hundreds from your LOOTS.
Other tribes occasionally show signs of
Dissentment
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Edo LP Chieftain Yet To Regain Freedom One Month After by zoomzoom(m): 11:54am On May 25, 2025
[quote author=EponObi post=135498203]Chai! Deris God ooooo!

Obi abandoned one of the chairmen at the Headquarters of O-bidunce.

If he can't rescue an ordinary chairman, how can he rescue Nigeria? 😭


Edit: The fulish geng have been trying to quote and abuse me. S.eun's bot just dey snipe them grin e dey sweet my belle

Obidiasis; the mental illness that makes one to dribble,hallucinating and nattering about OBI endlessly.
It's incurable like the associated bigotry that it's always secondary to.

Enjoy!!!😂😜
Politics › Re: Defection To APC Won’t Stop Trial Of Corrupt Governors – FG by zoomzoom(m): 10:41am On May 24, 2025
[quote author=anytexy post=135486899]Just the way Yahaya Belo was tied and sentenced. Mad people !


Tried INDEED 😂🤪😜.

P.s Curiosity, even the APC 30k e-rats don't even believe them and can't muster a single spin since.

They've all "TUWAMA" into their various crevices 🤪😜😂
Politics › Re: 2027: APC Chieftain Rejects Tinubu’s Automatic Ticket, Declares Ambition by zoomzoom(m): 10:30am On May 24, 2025
[quote author=Ikaeniyan0 post=135483542]There's no vacancy in the APC. Tinubu will be APC sole candidate for the election.

Won't they sell presidential expression of interest form to him?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Canada Tightens Foreign Workers Rules As Nigerians, Others Risk Deportation by zoomzoom(m): 10:09am On May 24, 2025
[quote author=AmazingELixir post=135486603]grin

I hope Hope Uzodimma has fulfilled his campaign promise to send thousands of Imolites to Canada and other Western countries to live and work.

Nigerian politicians ehnn.

That SHAMELESS dolt thought anyone believed his lies.
He sent his children from his numerous concubines only!!.
Education › Re: DSS, Police Arrest 20 For Allegedly Hacking UTME Results by zoomzoom(m): 10:04am On May 24, 2025
[quote author=aceman88 post=135483404]Una no go ever own up to your inefficiencies and incompetency. Continue to chase shadows.

Don't mind the APC government of lies and propaganda.
They are out again to hoodwink the populace with this new deceit.

APC!! REST!!
No one was caught hacking into waec server.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Names Ibrahim Shema, 10 Other Northerns In 24 New National Appointments by zoomzoom(m): 9:52am On May 24, 2025
[quote author=ClearFlair post=135487180]Why is the fact that they are Northerners being mentioned?

Thou sayest!!!😜🤪😂

Someone is in PANIC MODE!!!😱
Politics › Re: Otti To Move Into Old Govt House As Ex-Commissioner Threatens Legal Action by zoomzoom(m): 9:43am On May 24, 2025
[quote author=PDPdestroyer post=135487408]In case he wants to contest as president in future grin
That “What Exactly Is Obi Doing in Anambra” thread is still haunting them till date, so, they hardly pass any negative comments on their elected officials anymore, even when he’s not doing well ;

There he goes dragging his nemesis into the conversation.😏
If don't run amok because of OBI, you'll fall in love with him.😜
Politics › Re: Marketers Kick As P’harcourt Refinery Faces Shutdown For Maintenance by zoomzoom(m): 9:25am On May 24, 2025
[quote author=Alexis11 post=135487365]What do you know about refineries??

All refineries in the world undergo constant maintenance and that is why it's extremely important for a country like Nigeria to have as many as possible.

Everything must not always be about bad politics and doom wishes.

My friend, take a needed break from defending rubbish in the name of party loyalty. This one stinks to high heavens and is indefensible.
Read the room and see you are the lone voice displaying this DESPICABLE trait.
Others dey even shame for you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Admin Revokes Harvard University's Right To Enroll Foreign Students.... by zoomzoom(m): 8:21am On May 23, 2025
[quote author=CoronaVirusPro post=135471373]When God wants to punish a nation collectively, He makes dumb people outnumber the wise so they can elect a bad leader.

This is what was said to have happened in Nigeria, but Nigeria's case is DIFFERENT because the bad people are not majority but are experts are snatching, grabbing and running away with people's mandates.
We will resist, reject and burn any snatcher In 2027.
Politics › Re: Abure In Trouble As LP NEC Directs Caretaker Committee To Organise Convention by zoomzoom(m): 3:10pm On May 22, 2025
[quote author=PDPdestroyer post=135466443]Lol. LP will forever regret the day they offered their platform for Pandora and his headless&senseless mob to run on

Drink your poison in your TRIBAL CUP in silence as this one is a well orchestrated play by the REAL STAKEHOLDERS.
ABURE had been allowed to play as he would and TULUMBU thought he had the aces, but now ABURE'S ASS IS GRASS...and so shall TULUMBU'S.
Let him continue to whine himself with the HOMECOMING OF THIEVES which you euphemistically dubbed "DEFECTION".
On election day,he will learn the HARD TRUTH!!.
Politics › Re: Abure In Trouble As LP NEC Directs Caretaker Committee To Organise Convention by zoomzoom(m): 3:06pm On May 22, 2025
[quote author=PDPdestroyer post=135466443]Lol. LP will forever regret the day they offered their platform for Pandora and his headless&senseless mob to run on

Drink your poison in your TRIBAL CUP in silence as this one is a well orchestrated play by the REAL STAKEHOLDERS.
ABURE had been allowed to play as he would and TULUMBU thought he had the aces, but now ABURE'S ASS IS GRASS...and so shall TULUMBU'S.
Let him continue to whine himself with the HOMECOMING OF THIEVES which you euphemistically dubbed "DEFECTION".
On election day, he will learn the HARD TRUTH!!.
Crime › Re: Construction Workers Used Juju Broom To Identify Thieves At The Site(video) by zoomzoom(m): 7:40am On May 21, 2025
[quote author=Hisroyalbadmeat post=135407728]Broom,need I say more .

Too much info bra!!!🤪😜
Politics › Re: Tinubu Had No Blueprint, He Is A Yoruba King, A Regional President - Na'ajatu by zoomzoom(m): 9:44pm On May 20, 2025
[quote author=KennethOkonkwo post=135439176]Atiku has ressurected this one WAILING with another dollars.



Na that NW APC endorsement dey make them jittery

Whipping Nnamdi Kanu sentiment to get Igbosupport for ATIKU,when did FULANIS become Nnamdi Kanu Advocates?...If them born you well start campaigning for OBI to be president


Hold your breath!!.
Politics › Re: Vatican Security Blocks Seyi Tinubu From Approaching Pope Leo by zoomzoom(m): 3:17pm On May 19, 2025
[quote author=sweetrace post=135428292]What kind of fake nonsense is this?

Na the AGBADORIAN VERSION OF THE POPE😁😜🤣.
FAKE EVERYTHING!!!.
Politics › Re: Vatican Security Blocks Seyi Tinubu From Approaching Pope Leo by zoomzoom(m): 3:16pm On May 19, 2025
[quote author=Pristine664 post=135427117]The same Seyi with the Pope here? 😂 😂 😂


Obidients no go ever rest!

Una don get una AGBADORIAN POPE just now?.
Na so una lie say nah cardinal petrolini receive TINUBU for airport and na one obscure priest we see am dey greet oh.🤷‍♂️
Only God go save una

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