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CrimeRe: NAFDAC Shuts Down Illegal Alcohol Factory Worth ₦50 Million In Lagos (Pictures) by zoomzoom(m): 3:07pm On May 10, 2024
[quote author=yarimo post=129872720]Bitter OBI only achievement oo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are really a patient that requires 👇👇

OBI BITTERS!!😏
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Reacts To Poor UTME Scores by zoomzoom(m): 3:01pm On May 10, 2024
[quote author=emkz post=129869626]Breaking News

Peter Obi reacts...

For those wondering why I say "Peter Obi reacts", it is a pointer that Peter Obi is too predictable. He reacts to everything like a chemical.

I like how Peter Obi signs off A new Nigeria is POssible -PO.

Is Peter Obi's middle name not "Onwubuasi"? Why doesn't he include it in his sign off?


I say to you REALLY?!!.
How does his middle name have anything to do with the crux of the poor academic standard that is the crux of his "REACTION"?.

MAKE UNA DEY MAKE SENSE NAH?!!!.
PoliticsRe: Bolaji Ariyo, Owner oF Mami Chula Beach Declares Support For Lagos-Calabar Road by zoomzoom(m): 12:45pm On May 09, 2024
[quote author=MEEVEET post=129864278][b]APC and propaganda sha

No body is against building costal road, no body said it's not a good project...

We are saying is the economic condition of Nigeria now it's a waste to build that road

APC and quest to build infrastructure project they can brag about sha

During the great depression how did America get out of it? Building infrastructure? Nope
That was what lead to the invention of "business plan " Money was made available for banks to give to business with workable plan

During the 2008 economic crsis? Did that end by infrastructure investment? No $500 billion great to industries

But APC would borrow money build infrastructure that would not make money, increase both debt servicing and recurrent expenditure

Then wonder why economy is not growing.

Dumb government of APC!!.
PoliticsRe: The Cybercrimes Act 2015 Has Been Repealed & Replaced - Inibehe Effiong by zoomzoom(m): 11:26am On May 06, 2024
[quote author=Sctests post=129798672]Schooling the law enforcers on their own jobs.

What then do police officers learn in their lectures and seminars?.

They learn how to extort from the public and make SUMPTUOUS RETURNS to the OGA AT THE TOPS, PULL UNIFORMS AND EVASIVE MANOEUVRINGS to escape armed robbers, criminals, bandits and KIDNAPPERS, ATTACK ARMLESS CIVILIANS and ESCALATE INANITIES (like this ppro is doing now).
RomanceRe: Couple Walk Over Guests Like Carpets At Wedding (Photos) by zoomzoom(m): 4:59pm On May 02, 2024
[quote author=Zonefree post=129746481]All these for a non virgin bride?

Warmer!!.

Those were the COUPLE'S OLD BOYS AND GIRLS!!🤣😂

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW!!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Replies Umahi: Your Claims Of Inciting Igbos Against FG Baseless by zoomzoom(m): 3:15pm On May 02, 2024
[quote author=UncleAyo post=129745417]If I am HE Peter Obi, I will make peace and reconcile with Mr. Reno Omokri and then stay out of public sight for some period, say one or two years.

You wish!!.
Obi goes NOWHERE!!.
Obi doesn't need the endorsement of any RENT-A-VUVUZELA that has no personal convictions and will MARKET THE DEVIL when paid.
Obi says you should PERISH THAT THOUGHT!!.
Thanks but NO THANKS!!.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Replies Umahi: Your Claims Of Inciting Igbos Against FG Baseless by zoomzoom(m): 3:14pm On May 02, 2024
[quote author=UncleAyo post=129745417]If I am HE Peter Obi, I will make peace and reconcile with Mr. Reno Omokri and then stay out of public sight for some period, say one or two years.

You wish!!.
Obi goes NOWHERE!!.
Obi doesn't need the endorsement of any RENT-A-VUVUZELA that has no personal convictions and will MARKET THE DEVIL when paid.
Obi says you should PERISH THAT THOUGHT!!
PoliticsRe: Joe Ajaero: FG’s 35% Pay Rise Mischievous — Living Wage Should Be N615k by zoomzoom(m): 4:18pm On May 01, 2024
[quote author=SensualMan post=129729295]I personally think Tinubu should add 3,000 increase to the minimum wage.
33k is not bad for the average sophisticated person.
Ewa agoyin with bread N150
Ewedu and amala N200
Agege bread and pure water N70
Total spending for a day N420

33k is a good enough minimum wage for CORNtree people

Don't mind the fuuls!!😤.
They think that government will just agree even you ask for 31k as minimum wage.
If you want to land at the treetop, you aim for the stars.
Oponus think it's still politics when whatever minimum wage is NATIONAL and NON-PARTISAN.

UNAMIKÓTS who play politics with their own lives.
EducationRe: State Of Eric Moore Junior High School In Surulere, Lagos In 2017 by zoomzoom(m): 9:39am On Apr 27, 2024
[quote author=StOla post=129653074]You mean in 2019.

Why not show us the same school now in 2024?

Okay, you mean SANWO-OLU, (NOT TINUBU )RENOVATED the school in question?.

Why the argument nah?.
TINUBU chop the money and sanwo-olu RENOVATED the school. Period!!.
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Raises The Bar As She Flaunts The Gifts She Got For Her Boyfriend by zoomzoom(m): 2:28pm On Apr 26, 2024
[quote author=Nazgul post=129631874]I'm as confused as you are bro.

Like what does she want to use the tyre for?

Don't be a dolt!!.
She got the most practical gift ever ...a set of new tyres for her man's car.
That should ELEMENTARY nah?!
PoliticsRe: Even Airport Puff-puff Sellers Claim To Be Aviation Experts In Nigeria – Keyamo by zoomzoom(m): 1:37pm On Apr 26, 2024
[quote author=Liammm post=129640465]I hated him during the campaign period but we must all admit that he is one of the ministers performing well under Tilumbu[]

One of the SQUARES IN A DOUGHNUT!!.
..But will make a superb airbus salesman!!.😏
Foreign AffairsRe: Burkina Faso Suspends BBC, Voice Of America For Two Weeks by zoomzoom(m): 1:06pm On Apr 26, 2024
[quote author=Dpharisee post=129643918]Good one, many people don't know that Nigeria civil war was started by BBC broadcast in Hausa service from Kaduna telling northerners that Igbos were slaughtering northerners in Enugu, anger flayed up and the pogrom against Igbos started leading to the killings of hundreds of thousands of Igbos residing in the North.

At the end it turned out to be fake news, there was no massacre of northerners in Enugu, the northerners killed were political leaders (Sardauna, Balewa and some military officers in theNorth and not in Enugu) by coup plotters led by Major Nzeogwu who didn't consult Igbos or Yorubas or their various tribes before carrying out the coup that was erroneously tagged "Igbo Coup" by the British Ambassador and spread wide by BBC.
The country is yet to come out of those well packaged hatred which has been passed on to generations even in this forum.

These African revolutionary leaders in Burkina Faso, Niger and Mali have done well by banning foreign media broadcasting directly from and to their people, Russia media is blocked in many European countries by the same people telling us about Press Freedom in Africa wink

I was deceived in 2011 by western media into thinking that Late Libyan leader Muamar Gaddafi was evil only to later find out that Libyans actually had the highest standard of living in Africa and far ahead of many European countries under Gaddafi, same way they lied about Saddam Hussein possessing Weapons of Mass Destruction that led to Iraq war and death of over a million Iraqis.

If CIA and MI6 want to start a riot in the North to achieve a particular aim such as putting the Govt under pressure or to discredit Tinubu for instance all they have to do is for BBC Hausa to broadcast that Yorubas are killing Hausas and Fulanis in Osogbo or Umuahia and they will start burning down Yoruba and Igbo businesses, that's the kind of control that Britain still retains over northern Nigeria using their BBC, ever wondered why for 8 Years the best interviews granted by Buhari was to BBC Hausa service which is later translated into English for us to discuss on Nairaland?


Sorry I am too advanced for your tribal rants on this platform, read through my comment again, it was meant for intelligent reviewers with open mind and not for close knitted bigots. Thanks

Don't mind that AGBADORIAN bigot can't comprehend that it was the BBC HAUSA service that was used to spread the despicable propaganda that brought about the IGBO POGROMS IN NORTHERN NIGERIA and culminated in the war.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Pays IT Expert To Wipe Sextape Off Internet ( Pic ) by zoomzoom(m): 12:35pm On Apr 24, 2024
[quote author=immortalcrown post=129603503]Prevention is better than cure.

Medicine after death is useless.

Many people downloaded the video. The internet never forgets.

No mind am.
She says she paid to wipe something wey i store for my file for cloud?.
Something wen i dey watch as i dey type?
Tell her to use toothpick comot the water wey hang between her teeth!!😂🤣.

Make i go continue to jolly small with the tiwa sex tape joor.
BusinessRe: Asba Launches Lithium Processing Plant In Abuja by zoomzoom(m): 12:12pm On Apr 24, 2024
[quote author=funshint post=129604714]Good one....but hope lithium battery production is also coming on board? We can't continue to pilfer our raw material cheaply to oversee countries.

That should be the GOLD STANDARD.
The plant should have a LITHIUM BATTERY MANUFACTURING PLANT, not a place to extract its ores and EXPORTED ABROAD for them to manufacture and we im
port back into the country.
EducationRe: FG Sets 18 Years As Minimum Entry Age Into Tertiary Institutions by zoomzoom(m): 6:36pm On Apr 23, 2024
[quote author=Dennisochampa post=129581147]Kids of these days no get that patience..
Them Wan rush through life....
I see alot of people faking their ages...

Alot of kids especially the ones with strict parenting just want to leave the house by all means!!

A quick question!!.
Will the banks and all those establishments that in their job adverts add; "NEED NOT APPLY IF 25 AND ABOVE" now be asked to remove all those AGE- APARTHEID?.
EducationRe: Uju Kennedy Ohanenye Visits Lead International School After Viral Bullying Video by zoomzoom(m): 4:04pm On Apr 23, 2024
[quote author=eikeem post=129592290]Shouldn't the visit have been made by the Minister of Education? Anyways, its good that the matter is receiving the attention it deserves. Bullying is an inexcusable act.

No mind minister of education.
Na to dey make policies to stalll the progression of bright students be their own....how can you suddenly wake up to announce that below 18 can't be admitted into tertiary institutions?, meanwhile donkey years ago, jamb and other tertiary institutions fixed it at 16yrs...and this was ages ago and not now that children are even faster.
What is even wrong with our "leaders"?.
Are they only set to DRAGGING US BACKWARDS?.
BusinessRe: Abuja Chinese Supermarket Shuts Doors by zoomzoom(m): 6:03pm On Apr 22, 2024
[quote author=SoNature post=129571568]If a Chinese actually established that business, it wasn't set up for profit-making purposes. How many Chinese live in Abuja that will give you enough sales to keep that business going? Some things don't just make any sense.
ELEMENTARY!!!, profit stopped being the objective since January.
They probably morphed into a clandestine business exclusive for Chinese...try espionage meeting point for STARTERS.
PoliticsRe: Obi's Borehole Has Stopped Working 2 Weeks After Commissioning - Sani Attahiru by zoomzoom(m): 9:13am On Apr 22, 2024
[quote author=adamusuleiman1 post=129563479]Northerners did not beg for the boreholes. He travelled hundreds of Kilometers to install inferior boreholes when he was not invited.

NORTHERNERS didn't beg or even KNOW WHAT WAS POSSIBLE until OBI on seeing their QUALITY OF WATER, provided the potable boreholes water for them without being begged( your words).
What were their PRESIDENT, GOVERNORS, LGA CHAIRMEN AND OTHER SO-CALLED PHILANTHROPISTS doing while their people shared rancid,algae- filled water with COWS AND OTHER LIVESTOCK?
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Mocks Yahaya Bello After He Was Declared Wanted By EFCC (Video) by zoomzoom(m): 1:30pm On Apr 19, 2024
[quote author=saphiere post=129519237]I think it's high time we realize that Nigeria will not get any better if the affairs of this country is not piloted by a woman.

Checkout our women basketball team, football team or is it our great women like Dr Mrs Ngozi and Late Mrs Dora?

I think we should drop pride and senseless ego and allow women to governor this country.

PS: Google the bridge constructed by Desmond Elliot and the one constructed by the female councilor.

Also Google the water project donated by Peter Obi and the one donated by Marvin music star, Ayra Starr.

Stop being a comedian😂🤣.
We've also had the likes of Dezieani, and all those HUMANITARIAN ROGUE MOTHERS as we've had the likes of Ngozi okonjo-iweala, Dora Akunyili, Madam Due Process etc.

A quick question, how many boreholes did Ayra Starr build and how many did Peter OBI?. In what terrain did each build theirs, as in HOW DEEP DO YOU HAVE TO GO BEFORE YOU HIT WATER?.
Make una dey reason these things before una dey compare these paperweights with OBI.
PoliticsRe: PDP Lawmakers Allege Plot To Impose Damagum As Party’s National Chairman by zoomzoom(m): 4:37pm On Apr 18, 2024
[quote author=slivertongue post=129507264]the acting chair maybe there for three more months. it won't liquidate the party. Damagun is from the North East. same North as Ayu.

See you playing the ostrich!!.
You RIGHTLY pointed out that damagun is from north east but CONVENIENTLY forgot what SECTION OF THE NORTH that AYU IS FROM.
Your clever by half tactics is obsolete and we all know that it's only a NORTH CENTRAL PDP member that is qualified to be the AUTHENTIC and SUBSTANTIVE PDP CHAIRMAN at this time.
TravelRe: First Kilometre Of Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway Completed With Street Lights by zoomzoom(m): 4:18pm On Apr 18, 2024
[quote author=mobisonkk2 post=129496851]They said this project is an audio one, but we are seeing it progress in real time. Can't wait to have an alternative to Lekki-Epe express way and have Lekki traffic decongested. The values of those cheap cheap 10m land along that corridor with increase cool

Sai Jagaban!!! Tinubu, na you do this one.

This was the type of project one was expecting from Jonathan to open up south south, but nah, he preferred to be gulping 5 litres of fresh palm wine every night in Aso rock.

I never regretted voting for you and I will do it again a zillion times.

Let's do some arithmetic here;
1km= 1year,
Therefore 700+km =?.
Your EMILOKAN will manage to complete =8km if he manages to also BUY the next election from HIGH-NECK 🤣😂
PoliticsRe: Coastal Highway: Approximately 1km Of Highway Completed (Photos) by zoomzoom(m): 10:22am On Apr 18, 2024
[quote author=EmiloCorn post=129488567]Yes this is awesome pace. cool my oga is working 💪

1 kilometre under a space of a year is very good. In 4 years we can do 4 kilometres cheesy it is important for everybody to applaud him.

1 year in office is not easy.


SARCASM is a crime against humanity 😂🤣😜.
CelebritiesRe: Pascal Okechukwu (Cubana Chief Priest) Granted ₦10 Million Bail by zoomzoom(m): 12:18pm On Apr 17, 2024
[quote author=eilas post=129483612]What's different between his case and that of Bobrisky?.

Bobrisky chickened out and pled guilty to the charges but cubana is ready to test this NEW EFCC GRAGRA.
Let's see how it goes!!...because it can't be an offense for me to MELT MY GOLD that the government is holding for me in lieu of the papers they issued me in place of MY GOLD.
LAS LAS, CUBANA NA HOPE UZODINMA BOY!!..If na clout go end am..and na APC too ohh!!.
CelebritiesRe: Pascal Okechukwu (Cubana Chief Priest) Granted ₦10 Million Bail by zoomzoom(m): 12:18pm On Apr 17, 2024
[quote author=eilas post=129483612]What's different between his case and that of Bobrisky?.

Bobrisky chickened out and pled guilty to the charges but cubana is ready to test this NEW EFCC GRAGRA.
Let's see how it goes!!...because it can't be an offense for me to MELT MY GOLD that the government is holding for me in lieu of the papers they issued me in place of MY GOLD.
LAS LAS, CUBANA NA HOPE UZODINMA BOY!!..If na clout go end am.
BusinessRe: ₦1,136 To ₦1,148: Naira Records First Depreciation Against Dollar In Months by zoomzoom(m): 12:07pm On Apr 17, 2024
[quote author=Kukutenla post=129481561]I believe Cardoso and his team now have the right template to stabilize the naira and close the forex gap.
But our naira ought not to have tumbled this badly if the president had exercised restraint a bit with his knee-jerk eagerness to impressin his first weeks in office.
The challenge now is to bring the naira down without exhausting the reserves.

The reserve that that will soon hit OIL abi na another one?😏
PoliticsRe: Filling Stations Slash Petrol Pump Price As Naira Appreciates To 7-Month High by zoomzoom(m): 10:00am On Apr 17, 2024
[quote author=successmatters post=129480431]Which fuel station reduced prices?

We are still paying #710 here in Oshogbo.

You didn't show DEM your APC party MEMBERSHIP CARD is why you paid like those Obi supporters and others.😂🤣
"This is AWALOKAN and it will favour us and our family ".
"On your mandate, on your mandate.......🤪😜
PoliticsRe: Have You Received Your Share Of The Federal Government Grant by zoomzoom(m): 9:51am On Apr 17, 2024
[quote author=yarimo post=129477761]Alerts everywhere thank you president TINUBU , Nigerians are proud of you.

Keep LYING while hunger wan KPAI you.
DEY PLAY!!.
PoliticsRe: 33 Additional EKEDC Feeders Migrated To Band A by zoomzoom(m): 6:24pm On Apr 12, 2024
[quote author=Ozommadu post=129403948]BandA mostly estates and industrial areas...increase in tarrif for industrial areas= increase in prices of finished goods.

Tomorrow Nigerians will start asking why is dollar coming down and food prices going up yen yen yen.

Tinupoo is playing you the devil's advocate...give you with right hand, collect it back with left hand, nitoru olorun abi how Una talk am😂


Go to the head of the class!!.
Sense no go kill you!!.
PoliticsRe: Tarrif Hike: Adelabu Apologises To Nigerians Over ‘Freezer’ Remark by zoomzoom(m): 9:11am On Apr 12, 2024
[quote author=abujamal post=129391641]OK,
What do you want him to do? .
NOTHING!!!. He is incompetent and should just resign.
Wasn't he the same dolt who was angry that most of the cars plying the roads in Oyo state had lagos state license plates?.
Such an imbecility shouldn't be found 10miles near a ministerial position.
But,hey!!,he is yoruba from the stock of a prominent dead AMALA POLITICIAN.
What do i know sef!!.
EducationRe: Salary Arrears: SSANU, NASU Members Will Get Half Pay — Tahir Mamman by zoomzoom(m): 12:24pm On Apr 11, 2024
[quote author=kingsways post=129378207]Just pay them!!

What is half pay??

Don't mind the fools that will approve a subsidy of N90b for hajj but are owing in the EDUCATION SECTOR?.

PS. Watch as some fanatics will justify why RELIGION takes precedence over EDUCATION and pray for my soul to burn in hell.🤣😂
Dumbos!!
PoliticsRe: Borehole: Obi Said He Wants People To Get Angry At What He's Doing - Abdulkarim by zoomzoom(m): 2:20pm On Apr 10, 2024
[quote author=Hoelujohn post=129357337]I even heard that the borehole is not even bringing out water but kerosene.

Nobi small thing ohh!!😜
Sarcasm won't kill you 🤣😂😜.
TravelRe: Lady, Her Family Fly Airpeace From Gatwick London To Lagos With Expired Passport by zoomzoom(m): 1:40pm On Apr 10, 2024
[quote author=quadraheem post=129362086]That’s easy because it was a direct flight to your country of origin.

And there i was thinking that she ceased to be a Nigerian as soon as her passport EXPIRED.
The highest court in the land (SUPREME ICECREAM) agreed with BRIBER WOLE by validating one DRUGPRENEUR's STOLEN mandate.

Make una dey stay ONE LANE nah, so as not to CORNfuse dis THUNDER wey dey find una!!.

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