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[quote author=cbrezy post=127976622]Is this playing

Who and who are you referring to as Nigerians in this situation?


No mind am!!
Make him dey play!!!.

Na me go point him house give mossad wey go bundle am go Gaza 😜🤪

[quote author=MisterBanny post=127931375]Could this be some kind of Skits or what?

Was food not served at their wedding?

Can they serve guests food and not keep some for the couple?

Even if there was no food remaining after the wedding, why should they go to an eatery in their wedding attires?

This isn't nice at all. I condemn this act in totality. They should be summoned to explain this.

You nailed it when you identified it as a skit.

[quote author=StaffofOrayan post=127923205]Mehnnnnnnnnnnn
I wonder how many soldiers were shot in the back by fellow soldiers
Abi which kian 1800 strategy is this?


Never seen such UNCO-ORDINATION in military attacks before.😥😭

[quote author=bennybuhari post=127912868]Well done Adeola.

Saw what you did there.

But you KNOW the TRUTH nah?.

Matter of fact she's beyond all these PROFILING you guys indulge in.
Call her Adeola to your heart's desire...but just remember that she's FIRST an OGECHI..
C'est fini!!.

[quote author=Gentlesoul2021 post=127870221]Prayers (money) will also be sent to their mail box[.


I see a hustler working assiduously for a ganster- PRESIDENT-select, believing god for a NEW BUILDING.😂😜

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[quote author=tensazangetsu20 post=127715014]Wait until dangote refinery is complete. A dollar will exchange for 150 naira then and all japarians will be miserable.

WAIT!!!.
Just dey WAIT!!!.

YOU GO WAIT TIRE!!!.

[quote author=wesley80 post=103693555]Quit being daft, entire cities have been built on reclaimed land how much more one with a problem of mere flooding. The River Niger overflowing its banks isn't an intractable problem and many are glad because this means the FG would be compelled to confront the issue of flooding in that region unlike the state govt that chose to cower.


How market now?.

Has your federal government handled the perenial flood problems and built the university or abandoned the project that i predicted was merely POLITICAL?.

WHO IS DAFT NOW?.
DEY PLAY!!!.

[quote author=MASTAkiLLAh post=127600529]you agbados should be hiding their heads in shame by now

Dat ONE is a shameless harebrained AGBADORIAN who only knows that "EMILOKAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT" even when his tummy is attached to his back.

[quote author=Hamachi post=127515162]No, however, in the U.S. the first thing a cop asks you when stoped are 'licence and registration please'.

The licence is the vehicle license....and in the US, the frsc's job is done by the traffic police.

[quote author=dondodo post=127427967]Igbos are pained right now.

I decree that you should henceforth be IGNORED!!!...
And SO SHALL IT BE!!!.

[quote author=KeenD post=127270837]Please anything that will make us have 24/7 electricity is highly welcomed.

This would have been commendable if it wasn't their usual hope-giving lies that end up yielding zilch.

Lets talk again in 24mths...hopefully, ill be proven wrong, but i doubt it.

[quote author=BluntCrazeMan post=127244258]Source:
https://labourparty.com.ng/imo-guber-inec-frustrating-moves-to-inspect-bivas-sen-achononu-laments/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4yfURWwxmM


[b]***MEANWHILE...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_MsrjJBkC0

Another HOPEless staging!!!
to make it look like LP didnt want to do the inspection.
Pray tell, is there ANY LP MEMBER there present that you can identify?.

We are too discerning for wool to be pulled over our eyes.

[quote author=Lorazepam post=127201139]Because she has PCOS doesn't mean she won't be able to conceive. It just may be more difficult. PCOS is one of the most treatable causes of infertility. Most women with PCOS will eventually be able to carry and complete a pregnancy although some will need some medical help ranging from interventions like weight loss, ovulation induction meds, other meds, etc. It's good you already have a diagnosis now, that way, you're able to start working on it as soon as you marry, that's if you decide to proceed with the wedding. She's still in her 20s so age is on your side. I suggest you read up more about it to make an informed decision. At the end of the day sha, na your choice.


Abeg go and ask her to use Parlodel (bromocriptin) and the pcos is history.

[quote author=Racoon post=127204124]-United Nigeria Airline: "Flight diverted to Abuja because of bad weather."

-NCAA/FMOA/Aviation Minister: "United Nigeria pilots weren’t familiar with Nigerian terrain"

Hear the senseless thing this fool is saying. This is what happens when you have a charge and bail lawyer heading a sensitive sector like aviation.

And no one have been relieved of his or her appointment nor the operating license of this irresponsible airline withdrawn? Playing with human lives while downplaying same for stupid reasons? Chai.

This guy thinks flying is like driving a car on the road.
Can someone please educate this two- bit lawyer that you NAVIGATE TO FLY. That's why you can input your correct coordinates and fly to LONDON at night.

[quote author=LegendHero post=127212725]Why are they in a rush?

Supreme Court already released that of PDP and they’ll soon release that of LP.

I don’t know when it is now a thing of joy to be so eager to get third place report card.

ELupee 74

....now that your party has "won" are you buying fuel, bread, garri or rice cheaper?
We will read your next reply only when yhese things get back to where they where when YOU RASCALS GRABBED AND RAN WITH IT.

[quote author=CoronaVirusPro post=127185052]Bunkum and balderdash!

The financial times UK should also tell us about the hardship being faced by UK citizens! Oh! They feel we don't know that inflation is biting harder than never before, and a housing crisis fvckin their country from the butthole?

Anyways, His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) is aware about the statistics and making frantic efforts to steer the economy on a growth path. Nigerians do not need a foreign entity battling with its own problems, to notify us.

The two- bit inec- select certificate forger who asked" na statistics we go chop" ,knows next to nothing about this STATISTICS.
HE NEVER DID AND WILL.

If e didn't dey, e didn't dey!!!.

[quote author=tuoyoojo post=127162395]When Nigeria is ready, they would solve the problem leading to this brain drain but in the mean time, let's do the usual :

Express shock about the drain

Lament about doctors leaving in droves

Joke about the whole situation

And finally move with the shege promax


Firstly,Increase the remuneration of health professionals and their years of service to 70years.
Increase the training institutions and ease their entry prequalification.

Then we can review again in 5years.

[quote author=Afamed post=127148628]Can you imagine the fraud perpetrated by this holier than thou nonentity.
The same Datti rigged himself to the Senate before the Appeal court removed him and handed the mandate back to the rightful, Maikarfi yrs ago

Datti the Mauritania is a big fraud

Your erstwhile minister of education just left baze university as it's VC, Right?.
He definitely can't claim he didn't know the law faculty broke the law, but he stuck with it, yet y'all saw him FIT to drive your education agenda. Not so?.
So stfu!!.

[quote author=CilicMarin post=127155300]Wetin concern Labour Party for APC and NNPP matter?

This useless obessed lawyer who turned NBA to a branch of Labour party when held sway, shouldn't be seen anyway morality is being talked about...

A very useless corrupt lawyer.



See the problem with you guys?.
You like playing VOLTRON, DEFENDER TO THE WORLD for APC without getting the FACTS of the matter under review.
This a matter that concerns the INTEGRITY OF THE JUDICIARY, and you are here turning it into a partisan affair.
Y'all should grow up and not think EVERYTHING is about your AGBADO party which if TINUBU leave tomorrow for LABOUR PARTY, Y'all will agree then that the SUN RISES IN LABOUR PARTY.

[quote author=lailo post=127127840]Is he normal? Minister no pass senator ni? meanwhile Gbajabiamila and Akume etc abandoned elective posts for appointments.....which one come better pass now?


Ministry of labor no follow dey lucrative. joor!!

[quote author=Rikze post=127045433]




[b]That's their wahala... Just keep the state safe for those of us who do not have security details that follow us around..

You said it all!!
He should also also know we are UNIMPRESSED by his "DEAD MAN'S " QUOTE... The man "died" when he remained quiet when REHOBOAM was proven with FACTS to be a CERTIFICATE FORGER and a DRUGPRENEUR.

[quote author=Hanibal post=127051254]The faith of these Labour party candidates pass mustard seed o

The winner of the election scored over 540,000 votes, you scored less than 70k votes, yet you're going to court... To do what exactly?


If only you know how hard it is for INEC to bring forth "the result you reference".
It will take a " cook-a-thon" to cook the books.

[quote author=FreeStuffsNG post=127013421]Our chance of getting the civil claims against ENI and Shell at the Italian court looks slim after the court declared that ENI and Shell are not guilty.

The person who caused the main problem is a Bayelsan, Chief Dan Etete,former Petroleum Resources Minister, who with Late Gen Abacha, awarded themselves those two juicy oil licenses and instead of paying $20m still shortchanged Nigeria by paying $2m. It was a scam on Nigeria similar to the scale of P&ID.

After a decade of the litigation and the assets left idle, it's a good idea for us to get ENI and Shell to develop the asset and start producing while EFCC continues with the prosecution and seizure of assets belonging to everyone who collected the $1.3 billion ENI and Shell paid Nigeria , from which GEJ approved over $800m be paid to Dan Etete, his fellow Ijaw, despite knowing that Etete has been previously convicted on same matter in France in 2007..

Pa Obasanjo really dealt with all of the unpatriotic elements involved in the scam and ensured that life is miserable for them until that role played by GEJ almost ruined his efforts and everything.

Asiwaju Tinubu needs to be wise with ENI and Shell to ensure we don't lose out in Italy and here. ENI and Shell have suffered enough yet it's actually the unpatriotic Nigerians who caused us this problem.ENI may now withdraw its own case too. Check my signature for free stuffs!


TINUBU is only in this to CHOP HIS OWN!!.
If you think he hadn't struck a DEAL with ENI before this WITHDRAWAL, YOU HAVE ANOTHER THINK COMING!!.
Surely you know WHO RECENTLY ACQUIRED AGIP(ENI) is OANDO.
WHO OWNS OANDO?.
If you said TINUBU, na you sabi ohh!!!.😂🤣😜

[quote author=Ikaeniyan0 post=126986334]https://punchng.com/nans-knocks-ASUU-for-joining-strike/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=social.

Dis one follow be STUDENT too?...abi na jobman?.😆😜

Anyways, he made a valid point which is MOSTLY SO when CETERIS is PARIBUS .

[quote author=Bobloco post=126971438]Before the strike, Were they not running at a loss under the current government calamitous economic policies.

Great question!!!.

[quote author=Pakute post=126981001]Why are headless mob led by the short devil Ajaero trying to force union to join his greedy fight?. if a leader truly had earned the respect of his followers, you do not need to force yourself down their throat.
Two things are certain; if state chairmen are hellbent at picketing unwilling members, dem go collect beating llke Ajaero. secondly, all these union wey no dey go work because Ajaero don lose one eye, na to go meet Ajaero to pay dem salary. No work no pay remain sancrosant.

Just be there DEY PLAY!!!.😏
You can't even imagine what's coming!!😆🤣.

[quote author=netpro post=126880830]https://www.nairaland.com/1543297/peter-obi-distributes-110-vehicles

Peter Obi thinks everyone has a disconnected brain cells like his Obidents mob.

I can bet my right ball that you didnt read this quoted link before posting.
This is mostly because i decided not to believe that someone can be dense not to comprehend the simple article despite it's misleading header.

[quote author=LeoDeKing post=126793721]Dis one want kill himself on top Tinubu matter.

Funny thing here is that, he can only scream, curse and insult, but there is absolutely nothing he can do about that. And all those curses, screaming and insults exist only on electronic pages.

Tinubu is not even aware someone is about to commit suicide on his matter.

At least he can complain, but you are dying in SILENCE, because you are one of the enablers of this CRIMINAL GANG that has captured our state.

[quote author=Jogs1900 post=126810055]Is that not anti party since Barr. Abure already asked them to reject it.


You dey mind all these bandwagon-lucky polithieftians that rode on the back of LP.
We want them to make a STATEMENT with the REJECTION and not necessarily for impact.
We know how many they are.
If he claims he hasn't received it, it isn't TOO LATE YET.

[quote author=EmeeNaka post=126788485]The topic of this news should read ' Fubara talks tough'....
There is no aspect of his talk that showed any respect for Wike. He called him 'Immediate past governor and Minister of FCT'. To a layman, that is correct, but to Wike, that is a declaration of defiance and war. I think the showdown is continuing.

You got it damn right!!!.
Don't mind those who can't see beyond their noses.
Meanwhile, the CSO that fubara sacked has been transferred to head a unit of the police,while the CTU and RIVERS STATE' SECURITY AGENCY has also been handed over to wike's allies, making it obvious that the police is on wike's corner.
On the other side, similayifa is a sitting governor with ENORMOUS POWERS.

It's an epic battle ahead.

[quote author=Blaze14k post=126690118]Unlike tinubu who actually ran to France to see his boyfriend macron for a little bromance. How cute😂😂 oh I heard macron is gay......

....and likes them OLD and shrunken 😆🤪😜