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Politics / Re: Benue To Build Brewery As Residents Spend N850m On Beer Monthly by Zooposki(f): 4:11pm
No wonder Fulani Herdsmen dey deal with them. Their men don drink, sleep off. What a country. Lolz.

Politics / Re: Bayo Onanuga Deletes Twitter Post On Cyber Security Levy After He Made Blunder by Zooposki(f): 3:04pm
It says the cyber security fund is for businesses, not even individuals. Lawyers in the house.
Travel / Re: Relocating To Benin, Togo Or Ivory Coast? by Zooposki(f): 2:05pm
Phones / Re: Apple Reports Worldwide Drop In Iphone Sales by Zooposki(f): 1:00pm
Politics / Re: If We Don't Make Up 70% Of Your Workforce, We'll Shut You Down - Chevron Warned by Zooposki(f): 12:05pm
Illaje claiming delta state?
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Sleep Off After Kidnapping Pastor’s Wife In Ondo by Zooposki(f): 3:02pm On May 05
Them don knack pastor wife tire, so tay them sleep off. Pastor wife still dey scream for more. Nigeria husband with their laziness and pot belle no dey sabi knack. The husbands also dey knack their side chicks, so no time for their wives. Then after when the wives cheat, this yeye Nairaland boys go open their durty, stinky mouth wey dem no get money for toothpaste and toothbrush dey scream, all women are cheaters, fear women etc.
Sports / Re: Ipswich Town Back To EPL After 22 Years by Zooposki(f): 12:33pm On May 05
The foolish mod that is bringing all these nonsense to the front page should not annoy us this morning. Abi them swear for you foolish African men to remain perpetual slaves. Don’t you foolish African men have better things to do with your lives?

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Religion / Re: When Your Dating Partner Is Disturbing You For Marriage by Zooposki(f): 10:45am On May 05
LadyRosa:


Unfortunately for you, I'm currently nursing a third.
You better start praying for your unfortunate sisters with white hairs already growing an amazon forest on their puzzies, yet unmarried, and without even a goat to leave behind when they die of depression.

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Sports / Re: Victor Boniface Makes Bundesliga Team Of The Season by Zooposki(f): 10:37am On May 05
What are you group of African men going to do about the recolonization of Africa being discussed in the WEST. The last colonization was where the word MOTHERFUCKERS(making the son breed the mom) came from. Now they want the word FATHERFUCKERS, to make you guys accept LGBQT. Are you guys just gonna sit around fanboying over their football clubs, while they discuss recolonizing you? Abi una wan fvck una papa?
Celebrities / Re: "Cecilia Okoro" Empties Shan George's Bank Account by Zooposki(f): 4:10pm On May 04
Ouchbabe:
Are you insinuating that she made up the story?

Probably. I’m just wondering how the scammer got hold of her hardware token to add the bank account number to empty her bank account.
Crime / Re: Teacher Caught Having Sex With An 11-year-Old Student 2 Months Before Wedding by Zooposki(f): 1:06pm On May 04
OtuologyProf:
This thing no be oyibo thing oh hmmm housemaids use us tire when we dey small.

...and those housemaids na people mama now

Those housemaids have underdeveloped brains cos they are still young.. Oga and madame dey use the housemaids, housemaid dey use oga pikins them. They are only acting out what oga and madame is teaching them. You need to query your parents on whom they sexually abused, especially your father.
Celebrities / Re: "Cecilia Okoro" Empties Shan George's Bank Account by Zooposki(f): 10:52am On May 04
Ouchbabe:
This is heartbreaking.
In a second, all your savings gone.
These yahoo boys have no joy and some of them are here.
Zenith and Opay abeg do something

You need your zenith hardware token to add a new user account number to your list of beneficiary account. Not sure how a fraudster could have added a new account number to siphon her money.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 40 Malawians Arrested For Abandoning Israeli Farms To Look For Jobs In Town by Zooposki(f): 2:28pm On May 03
haconjy:
I can see LIES here! Facebook source!! IStandWithIsrael. The face of the Terrorist must be remove.

STFU. The Israeli president said they are coming to Africa after Palestine. This time around it will no longer be MOTHERFUCKERS (you fvcking your mothers to breed during slavery), but you fvcking your fathers (FATHERFUCKERS) to accept their LGBQT.
Education / Re: 2024 UTME: Tsavkegh Ishughun Scored 356 In JAMB by Zooposki(f): 8:48am On May 03
Risingblue008:
Make preek no rechanel her brain oo

because these species likes preek and go dey form lime say e no dey sweet dem pass

Read harder girl and the sky shall be ur limit
Good luck

You must diminish her success by bringing the male organ into it. Very jealous creatures from the seed of Satan. Anyway the earth will go back to how it once was when there were only females that self procreated, and you guys will go back to the depths of hell where you once belonged. After that, there will be no more war, stealing, raping, killing etc on earth and it will once again become heaven on earth. No more marriages. No more fear. No more Satan and its seed roaming round the earth seeking whom to destroy.
Education / Re: JAMB Candidate From Bayelsa Scores 354 by Zooposki(f): 8:01am On May 03
Akwamkpuruamu:



Tomorrow one werey will keep this one at home as a wife. Men Don really suffer

What of the men making all their derogatory comments. You expect women to marry them as husband? God forbid bad thing.
Romance / Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Over Wizkid And Davido Beef by Zooposki(f): 10:44am On May 01
Abariab:
Wen she come turn 40 & no husband she go say na her village people

So she should marry a fool like you and the Popsie fool, cos she has turned 40. No be by force to marry abeg.

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Investment / Re: Us Stocks Pick Alert by Zooposki(f): 7:03pm On Apr 30
Properties / Re: I Finally Moved Out Of Face Me I Face You by Zooposki(f): 6:36pm On Apr 30
Wawelexy:
That inner joy... I can understand...

Now, beware of the other gender for now if you don't want to be stagnant or even move backwards. Keep that same energy that brought you to this level. Good luck bro

If only you stop the hate and find a way to harness the feminine energy you will do well in life.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Kills Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps Operative In Iran - Report by Zooposki(f): 6:28pm On Apr 30
Newton2024:
Iran should wait until Israel is done with Hamas islamic terrorists in Rafah. Their cup is already full. They can't finish what Israel has prepared for them.

Israeli president said they are coming next to Africa, so be prepared for slavery 2.0. Motherfucker came from the white man breeding the mother with the sons. This time around it will be fatherfuckers to make you accept LGBTQ.

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Music/Radio / Re: Battle Of The Titans: Wizkid, Davido, Burna Boy, Or Olamide - Who Is The Biggest by Zooposki(f): 12:17pm On Apr 30
Olamide should be comparable to portable. Them be local Yoruba artistes.
Health / Re: My Guy Has Been Scratching His Underneath For Weeks by Zooposki(f): 6:20pm On Apr 29
Probably food intolerance.
Religion / Re: I Want To Win Guinness World Records With My Beautiful Shrine - Herbalist Brags by Zooposki(f): 12:15pm On Apr 27
GABRIEL6036:
You better turn to christ b4 it's too late for you.. your shrine cannot save you only living God can save you from eternal condemnation

White Jesus with recessive DNA?
Food / Re: Consumers Lament As Food Prices Rise 30% In Eight State's by Zooposki(f): 6:01pm On Apr 26
Celebrities / Re: "I Prefer Rich Cheating Partner To Faithful Broke One" – BBTitans Yvonne by Zooposki(f): 5:55pm On Apr 26
See as all the broke men dey cry ontop her choice.

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Health / Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by Zooposki(f): 11:53am On Apr 26
Stevenbright:


Initially, I thought it is a joke.

So you have got a pregnant wife at home and the best you could do is sleeping out with a prostitute. Wow, congratulations. You deserve what you have got and more.

I’m in shock too. I thought it was a joke. My god, the poor wife.

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Education / Re: FG Sets 18 Years As Minimum Entry Age Into Tertiary Institutions by Zooposki(f): 12:27am On Apr 23
Zxcvbnmghtr:


The answer is straight forward. It's a leverage because you always look down on the North as being UNEDUCATED. Mind you, there is Quota system in the United States of America too which blacks enjoy because whites have always claim that black are not intelligent and should be given a chance.

Affirmative Action has been thrown out. No longer a law.
Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Beats His Girlfriend To Stupor In Delta For Refusing To Abort Baby by Zooposki(f): 10:38am On Apr 22
A recent study in the journal Obstetrics & Gynecology found that homicide is the leading cause of death among pregnant women and women who are six weeks postpartum. Indeed, homicide exceeds other leading causes of maternal mortality by more than twofold. In many cases, it seems, the pregnancy is the reason for the violence. One of the most troubling findings of the study is that pregnant Black women are eight times more likely to be killed by their intimate partner than non-pregnant Black women.

Pregnant women and girls were 16% more likely to be killed than nonpregnant and non-postpartum women.

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Health / Re: My Patient Has Gonorrhea In Her Eye (photos) by Zooposki(f): 9:01pm On Apr 20
Men are walking diseases. Thats why I avoid them. See wetin this one don go carry all because of man.

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Sports / Re: Guinness World Record: Davido, Sowore Turn Up To Support Chess Master, Onakoya by Zooposki(f): 9:10pm On Apr 19
Namaster:
Money is WONDERFUL!

Look at Davido carrying on with his life like he wasn't just outed before the WORLD kneeling and crying like a little bitch before a WHOOORE.

Good for him.


Publicity stunt.

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Education / Re: They're Shooting Us! - Plateau Student Cries In Bokkos Bush by Zooposki(f): 9:07pm On Apr 19
pretydiva:
Were is the Nigeria Army in all of this?

It’s the Nigerian army shooting at them.

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Food / Re: The Breakfast My 8 Years Old Daughter Prepared. by Zooposki(f): 6:58pm On Apr 19
bukatyne:


Interesting @ your signature

Please share a link I can read this.

Just search for “Life with Melonie”on YouTube.
Food / Re: The Breakfast My 8 Years Old Daughter Prepared. by Zooposki(f): 5:42pm On Apr 19
Caaz:
My 8 yrs daughter decided to help me out cooking when she noticed how stressed and tired I was days ago.
I was impressed with her cooking skills.
I m officially handling the kitchen to her cheesy cheesy


She prepared breakfast which comprises of
Bread
8 raw eggs
A touch of ugwu leaf
And culinary .




Groundnut oil...1500
8 raw eggs...1600
Tomatoes...300
Pepper 200
Loaf...2000
Culinary(800)
Benny 200.

Just make sure you also teach your son how to cook so he won’t be a burden to women later on.

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