₦airaland Forum

Hotstepper na your eyes be this ok where is my bread from Nigeria

LiquidMind:
Some Nairaland Cuties Have Some Dangerous Curves Making

And your point is?

Kitaun night done come abeg go sleep. me and snazzy want our privacy

My dear wife I was bored so I just peeped in to give a wet kiss

Radaint and Euphoria, I'm setting down now with my sweetheart Snazzy so I'm sorry I have to denounce both of you.


Snazzy you know papa zulu loves you so much

snazzydawn:
I will forgive you, Zulu on one condition. That you publicly denounce them(radiant and euphoria), then we can continue happily as man and wifey! that will also be after you have gone for a cyberHIV test. Just to make sure they have not passed any diseases to you

My dear I'll go on top of the highest mountain and denounce those girls in a heart beat, I'll take the test, but I can never guarantee you anything, you can never be too sure with those girls if you know what I mean.

Radiant:
3 pages and yet no concrete evidence?

Y'all make me sick!

Even me

Uche2nna:
I just want my money then U can have snazzy, only then, not before

How much sef be your money?

kitaun:
Zulu, sand follow the garri come as u buy am for market so i no need add more sand!

You no well you this man

No you can't Amobi my brother, Snazzy is with me

phoenixman:
just having you talk to me, is making me very very straight right now

kitaun:
Zulu, na wa o! the rate wey u dey take flirt u no get cyberAIDS so?

Bro na watin I do you now, why you dey put sand for my garri in the presence of my wife

Snazzy no mind uche abeg his just jealous of our love. Him and Lauryn can never have the kind of LOVE you and I have for each other.

Uche quit harassing my woman I think I'm going to file a restraining order on your.

Your ass better be good I have my on you little girl

snazzydawn:
zulu, do not talk to me o! I have seen the way you are chasing these young' uns. I am not comfortable with it. Infact, I will soon divorce you at the rate you are going.

Oh my God My dear I just dey play with all those girls I swear. I will die first before I cheat on my snazzy. You complete me babe without you I'm nobody


NAIRALAND ABEG MAKE UNA HELP ME BEG

Uche mind your self oh, You've been gone for a while that's why you no hear say me and snazzy don marry, I just the wait for INS to approve her papers

kitaun:
Zulu, u want to flirt with Snazzy again after u did so with Radiant yesterday *where eurpho dey see?*

Brother Kitaun which one be flirt, all thses girl for NL na my sisters in Christ.

snazzydawn:
Why is there so much hate on this thread? I want to believe you all are joking with yourselves, but seriously, you guys really have to ease off on yourselves! this is just the net please, the bickering is really so unnecessary.

Is this your where have you been my wife I missed you so much

@ topic

I used to live in Houston Nigeria usa, and I've heard so many stories. Very scary but some of it is so true.

bluenubian:
@Zulu
the stupid monkey cud not even point out his mistake

My dear the most annoying thing is that I can barely make out what his trying to say, Seriously sometimes I wonder why the Internet was ever invented then I don't have to deal with moronic fools like Jerry.

jerrymania:
ehm old mama blue (hope sey u don marry oh! because u don fade) ask zulu-pig can't u see the name zulu? don't you know he is an orang otang. I think its LMAO for u at his pic oh! not mine.

Very funny, dude when you learn how do spill ORANGUTAN  then we'll sit down and talk.

No just party too much you know say I no trust your bad ass

Donzman:
Stop buying all those phones 10 year old kids put together in Bangladesh. Check WalMart or you local electronics store, there are good skype compatible USB phones out there. The phone will enhance sound quality, information transfer and etcetera.

I did check out those phones out Donzman, I'm getting one this weekend. Thanks for the info. I may have to mail you the money I'm save on calling cards now.

jerrymania:
@ zulu-pig

Hey i don die! but some people dull oh! U mean me! (sweet boy) date ola mama like her! U must be crazy and stupid for that statement.

Poor guy don't hate because blue won't go with your lame ass.

Hey wes if you don't mind me asking, why do you keep protecting this Desmond dude ?

sister i just dey, I just come say make I greet you. Any big plans for weekend ?

jerrymania:
@ thief

Beg to be in your list? Liar Liar!

BREAKING NEWS
Blue has dropped down from number 5 to 600. She don turn old mama oh! Guys beware!

Quit hating on blue because she won't date you.