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You know I'm never that nasty right, It's all Uche's fault he made me do it

Uche2nna:
Good
_{seems I mite join the Sierra Leone bandwagon}

Come and pick me on your way pls

ikamefa:
because all terroristic weapons( weapons of mass destruction) in this world should be destroyed!

so that we can live in peace!




awwwwwwww! uche

Don't mind me my dear I'm just in a freaking good mood tonight. I'm done with all my finals, I have the whole of next week off from work. What more could I ask for.

Uche2nna:
_{* runs away from thread*}



And plis Ika stop ignoring me

Run Father Tabansi.

*zulu and blue making out behind the Iroko tree*

ikamefa:
my mama said don't accept popsicles from strangers, and she said trouser snakes are dangerous

she even taught me how to cut off the head of the snake with my pocket knife

Omg!! that hurts, why would you want to cut off my weapon of mass distruction ?

uche sharap up, Atulu like you, you putting salt in my game yeye pally like you

Sista Ika don't mind me o! you my little sister too and I'll never hurt you, I'll buy you a huge Popsicle if you play with my pee pee

Blue no mind uche sef pope john Uche.

Ika come behind the shed let brother zulu cast that devil away my sister

Ika come let brother zulu pray for you behind the shed

Uche2nna:
Noooooooooooooooo
It seems your own prayer favors only ladies

sit for there now, See all this fine girls, you dey act like saint.

uche you know that kind of prayer right

sista Ikamefa you can come pray with us

No shitt, I've not prayed in a week now, I keep having accidental erections

Closed doors don't mean we bumping uglies abeg, we may just be praying

That's true though, but what happens behind closed doors is our business

I'm just kidding oh.

This is for all the nosy folks out there.BLUE IS MY KID SISTER AND I DON'T HAVE ANY KIND OF SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO HER.

kitaun:
U.N.I.T.Y rocks!

That song came out in my Senior year in High School

Wait till I catch you first

I'll be your virgin just for that day my dear

Thunder will strike you mouth Eurphoria is you don't stop taking the name of the Lord in vain

bluenubian:
hmm nice thread, am virgin to some things, where do we meet?

Meet me behind the iroko tree close to the market

No shitt I just thought about that, I take it back now, I'm no alter boy abeg.

I can't believe you said that, I'm an alter boy I'll never do a dirty thing like that

Awwww can we all have a big hug before Miss ronke goes to bed ?

Nah I I'll never you know I'm just a coward, I just talk and run

bluenubian:
clap for yourself, miss ronke, i think we half way there

You doing a good job schooling Miss Ronke

Eurphoria:
@Donz lmao

Close your mouth, what's so funny

bluenubian:
u shudnt have zulu,

You right my sister, it's just that I've not seen a lot of Nigerian, Yoruba, Hausa movies so I could have a leg to argue on. But believe me I'll never walk away if I see my brother in disstress.

Anyways I thought Donzman did a fine job.

I really felt so sorry for Donzman. when most folks on this thread just ganged up on him, and that's why I just took the back seat and just looked on at the atrocity