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RomanceRe: First Dates Are Becoming Job Interviews And Men To Pay Before Love Begins by zumbigbo(m): 4:48pm On Jun 28
Na you for take dem somewhere to stroll, waka 3-5 km....if she go complain, buy her water and end the date. You need a strong soldier to walk through the tribulations of life with you.

Soft landing/life is earned not expected.
CrimeRe: Young Bandits Flaunt War Grade Mortars And Machine Guns On Tiktok. by zumbigbo(m): 7:40am On May 23
Funded by politicians. Oya, enjoy your federal charachter
CrimeRe: John Arum: "I Don't Want To Die’ - UNIJOS Student Pleads For Help In New Video by zumbigbo(m): 6:14pm On Apr 17
Too late my young warrior - Buhari and Tinubu have stolen your earth and breathing rights.
CrimeRe: Bandits Flaunt Massive Bundles Of Naira Paid As Ransom (video) by zumbigbo(m): 3:09am On Apr 17
The handiwork of old men....
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran's President Pezeshkian Vows To Die As Trump's Deadline Hits by zumbigbo(m): 11:08pm On Apr 08
Na Iran be the new hip hop generals - dem wan drop album like Biggie and Tupac

Thug life....Ready to die
Foreign AffairsRe: Zelenskyy Offers Expertise On Keeping Waterways Open Amid Middle East Conflict by zumbigbo(m): 11:20pm On Apr 03
Anything to be relevant - this guy be like FFK
PoliticsRe: Unpaid Soldier Heads Home As His Twin Baby Dies, The Other Fighting For Life by zumbigbo(m): 9:17pm On Apr 03
NA Army na Ponzi scheme like the Medellin Cartel - rich guys at the top - poor guys at the bottom with a high rate of attrition.
HealthRe: That Sweet Bottle Of Soda Might Be Quietly Killing You by zumbigbo(m): 12:55am On Apr 02
I knew one madam in Abuja who used to drink no less than 10 bottles of Coke per day. Diabetes and ill health ravaged her, by the end she reduced to two bottles but the damage had been done. RIP Hauwa-Aso Rock
CrimeRe: Woman Killed In Jos With A Message On Her Chest by zumbigbo(m): 1:11pm On Apr 01
Willy2025:
This is getting serious about this time of the year. boys. They surely cap.
Your 1 derica rice arrived this morning, abi?
Foreign AffairsRe: Chris Oyakhilome Declares Stance On US-Israel vs Iran by zumbigbo(m): 2:11am On Mar 30
CIA asset/US slave has spoken....boko need to find this one.

Imagine supporting Baal and white supremacy. This shows how the Naija churches have been co-opted by the US and now work to subjugate and turn Nigerian Christians into Pavlov's dogs.
HealthRe: Congolese Doctor Caught On Camera Beating A Woman Who Just Gave Birth (Video) by zumbigbo(m): 11:39am On Mar 27
CSTRR:
Congo is a terrible country.
One of the worst thing that can happen is to be born in Congo.

I have been to both countries. I know you have not. So, you are now a blind man saying your eyesight is better than your blind neighbour.

You are literally in trouble.
Foreign AffairsRe: Uganda Willing To Fight In War Alongside Israel by zumbigbo(m): 9:49am On Mar 27
Moveittothem:
Likewise Biafra

Israel is a great ally
You need to wake up nwanne - Israel is a friend of no-one - do not be a convenient slave like Tinubu is to France/UK
Foreign AffairsRe: Uganda Willing To Fight In War Alongside Israel by zumbigbo(m): 9:47am On Mar 27
As long as this drunkard goes in first holding an Ak47 - we have no problem - Rest In Pieces
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Defence And Security Officials Meet Their UK Counterparts (photos) by zumbigbo(m): 6:32am On Mar 22
Slaves on the beat - engaging with the historical slave master. Well done ooo!
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Tells UK And Other Nations To Send Ships To Help Secure Strait Of Hormuz by zumbigbo(m): 10:23pm On Mar 14
Trump is washed...lol grin
TravelRe: Passenger Shocked As Driver Falls Asleep In Traffic At Night In Lagos(photos/vid by zumbigbo(m): 10:50am On Mar 11
Thieff nubbu is at the wheel cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Bangladesh Shuts Universities, Limits Fuel Sale As Iran War Causes Shortage by zumbigbo(m): 10:54pm On Mar 09
All the Naija clowns celebrating war and being good slaves supporting their favourite oyinbo now go chop inflation for breakfast grin grin
HealthRe: Teenage Pregnancy Highest In Northern Nigeria — State of Health of the Nation by zumbigbo(m): 6:00pm On Mar 09
Rape and forced sex dey plenty for Naija
TravelRe: Nigerian Family Deported From Ireland To South Africa Faces Public Backlash by zumbigbo(m): 5:58pm On Mar 09
Those that continue to vote for corpses as leaders, this is the international ridicule that you have put other Ni55erians into
RomanceRe: Average Erect Penis Size By Country �- Global Statistics by zumbigbo(m): 1:28pm On Mar 08
On my way to Tanzania....
CrimeRe: Oyiza Hope: I Was Deceived Into The Hands Of Bad Gangs In Libya While Pregnant by zumbigbo(m): 8:04pm On Mar 04
BBC only dey for negative news. Meanwhile their Prince is a confirmed paedophile.
Foreign AffairsRe: We Said No To War In 2003 & We Say No Today - Sanchez, Spanish Prime Minister by zumbigbo(m): 7:51pm On Mar 04
Sharp guy, all these Naija Yankee warmongers go begin wail like chicken if a rocket flew over their house. These are the ppl embarrassing Naija up and down on twitter with their village takes on world politics.

Ppl who would challenge Japan on which country is better.. Tueh!
SportsRe: FIFA Rejects Nigeria’s Appeal, Confirms DR Congo For Play-off by zumbigbo(m): 7:48pm On Mar 04
Abegistan begs again grin
RomanceRe: "Zimbabwean Women Have Taken All Our Men In The UK" - Nigerian Lady Laments by zumbigbo(m):
As I dey for my other East African country now (I no go say as some Nigerian characters are beginning to show national character here already). As I open my mouth here for street, chai, 3 out of 4 babes drop number sharp sharp.

If you see shape and sweet smile, very uncomplicated. When you drop 1000 naira here equivalent for transport, come see how dem dey respect you.
CelebritiesRe: Robert Burale: I Have Not Had Sex For 13 Years — And He’s Unapologetic by zumbigbo(m): 3:23pm On Feb 20
My own na 13 days. This weekend e go reset to 0
CrimeRe: A Phone Snatcher Narrowly Escaped Death After Falling Off A Moving Car (video) by zumbigbo(m): 11:08am On Feb 05
Ishowwahala
FoodRe: Emotional Video Of Children Seeking Food At Event Gets People Talking (Photos/Vi by zumbigbo(m): 7:54am On Jan 31
Nigeria is finished. Oya, Namibians, Kenyans, see food.
PoliticsRe: United States Delivers Military Aides To Nigeria by zumbigbo(m): 3:58pm On Jan 13
Dem go carry minerals out....nice exchange

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