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AM INTERESTED.
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Marketers are urgently needed in an organinsation situated in Ikoyi, Lagos. Please forward your CV to the email address. This application closes 29th of July, 2010.

WHERE IS THE MAIL ADDRESS HERE?, CAN YOU EDIT THIS POST OF YOURS ?
IT IS RATHER INCOMPLETE.

should you buy it @ 500k ,
you will hav 2 spend almost 100k or less putting it in proper shape , vis-a-vis procurement of document which costs abt 30k now, som little body work ( contingent on d vehicle's neatness), servicing by mechanic, cutting of glasses 4 d windows, Painting, u will put seats in d vehicle among other expenses like dt. all these put 2gether should be in the rage of dt 100k.

ur cost being 600k or there about. you may give it out for either 900k or 1m.

as regards d payment mode the driver will be giving 20k or 25k every week till d completion of the INSTALLMENT.

GOOD LUCK!!!!

[b][b]AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book.
The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note!

In a conversation
AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Akpan visits his Doctor :
AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.

Akpan and his wife :
AKPAN: If tomorrow I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry? AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister.

AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know?
AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again.

AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine” He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment”

How do you recognise Akpan in school? He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher cleans the board.

Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so. He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot

AKPAN: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?

In a classroom:
Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense”
AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!” Servant: “It is already raining”
AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go”
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kaita-- >>> CAN BE easily provoked and can wreck havock on million lives

YAKUBU , >>>>> CAN'T GRAB EVEN THE MOST BEGGING OPPORTUNITY AND STILL LAUGH @ HIS OWN GOD GIVING TALENT.

YOBO>>>>>>>>> CAN SIT DOWN AND BE LOOKING EVEN WHEN HIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

i think vanagon injector (diesel engine) cost about  500k, i have a friend who bought one recently.
  and if you must give it to these lagos drivers it is better to go for INSTALLMENTAL MODE OF PAYMENT , GET your capital and profit , then TRANSFER the ownership to the driver.
   all the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what are d features of THE PHONE ,
What is the price you are ar offering the PHONE.


AM INTERESTED ,
, You can reach me on 08037850229,

THANKZ.

yes, you told me you don't like Barcelona and even the city as a whole (my memory never fails me), so what does that mean in a lame man's language? it means you hate Barca, we have argued this before, so bro don't bring it up again

LAY MAN'S ,    OKAY??

SHE IS TOO DRY NO MATTER HOW LONG THE pre-intimacy!! PLS HELP.
What can she do, her womanliness is always dry irrespective pre-intimacy, though she always show d sign being AROUSE during the pre-intimacy. but her p, ssy is too DRY and causes HER painful intimacy experience. what can we do.
she is very tight down there and ds does not make intimacy easy for her.

pls advise me genuinely on what to do.

THANKZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

HI GUYS I NEED SERIOUS ADVICE ON WHETHER OR NOT TO BUY THIS PRODUCT CALLED ''german delay spray''?
actually i got introduced to d product by an advert on a magazine. it was claimed to aid prolong action to a lenghty period during sexual act. Is there in the house anyone that has used somthing like THIS b4. please help cos am considering geting one soonest and i need ur sincere advice on this,PLEASE i want to know if it is potent and if it has any side effect(s). PLEASE DONT DICOURAGE ME BY SOME SARCASTIC REPLY, am only asking for information.

thankz!!!!!!!!!!!