[b][b]AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book.
The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note!

In a conversation
AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Akpan visits his Doctor :
AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.

Akpan and his wife :
AKPAN: If tomorrow I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry? AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister.

AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know?
AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again.

AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine” He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment”

How do you recognise Akpan in school? He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher cleans the board.

Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so. He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot

AKPAN: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?

In a classroom:
Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense”
AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!” Servant: “It is already raining”
AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go”
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wetin be ur own with my people now?? of all tribe name u 4 use do joke na Akpan

@poster

LOL, can't stop laughing I actually know an Akpan

Very funny!


My friend Akpan must see these

Mega stale collection, lol

I love Akpan, there would be no dull moments with him.

Nice

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@poster, nice work.

Nice 1 poster

Nice 1 poster

@poster, nice work.

i fotokopy u guys,

poster you are too much!!!

LMAO

@poster 9C 1

Where is the joke?

Nice,and my name is Ekaete Akpan. heheheheh

Seen this joke b/4

But it's still nice though - I like it

U like everything--even the ones wey no make sense

Oh shut up jo!

every1 dey see the sense in this joke except you

Dress back--no bathe me with spit jor

Studio CFR:

Dress back--no bathe me with spit jor

Ha! - at least make u grab the opportunity to go bathe now

Ok, I don drex back - Oya pass!!

<and try not to jam sotin on your way out!>

I don hear-- bad belle

Hey c'mon - not true!!

erm. . . u know say I still like you well-well na

Studio again!!
whats with u and this lady?

na wa o!

I am truly baffled

old jokes but still nice

sting_224:

Mega stale collection, lol

couldn't have said it better

mega lame jokes

nellaluv:

couldn't have said it better

mega lame jokes

and who is this??

Hey, kenny, it's me

nellaluv:

Hey, kenny, it's me

really? the rear view looks different
of course i knw its u just teasing

I knew u were teasing, i was flowing with ya .

, ki lon sele? howdy? abi u wan make i be akpan and u be ekaete?

Oya now make we do our tin.
Akpan ogamadam be dey find u since where u go, u know say me sef dey find you 2

kai ekaete wetin be dis one for ur backyard me i wan chop ooooooooooo, make i asnwer madam 1st i go come deal with dat tin

ekaete: kai akpan, you sef u just dey me to shy, eh , i dey wait u for our usual corner.