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PoliticsRe: Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan Now Fat? by Zzyco: 5:20pm On Jan 23, 2016
That is grace at work. Oh lord let my grace never melt in your sight. 'Help me say Ami o
h'
PoliticsRe: Is Our Ex Minister For Petroleum Dead? by Zzyco: 10:57pm On Jan 22, 2016
What I notice in life is that, the person everybody is expecting his/her death news at any time. tend to survive most.
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters: Referendum: EU High Representative Replies Biafra by Zzyco: 1:56am On Jan 20, 2016
Is buhari still sleeping?
See what he has turned this country to, I trust no man, right from the campaigns i heard the kind of promises made to nigerians.
I know will would fall for the scam with our eyes opened.
Lie mohammed should be careful with his tongue, I watched his documentary back then, I felt he has much to offer but now, With the way he throws blames, he is showing the signal for his incompetence. I fell for his prank too. Now I feel like ceasing his round eye glass from him.
PoliticsCaption This Picture Of President Obama by Zzyco(op): 12:35pm On Jan 19, 2016
Lol.. Imagine how trump, or carson would look. Donald trump would look more scary tho.

RomanceRe: Please Help Me On How To Get A Girlfriend Please by Zzyco: 12:34am On Jan 19, 2016
Are you in school? Try this anyway.
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.

Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a
helper
suitable for him’.”

Girl: But I don’t love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does
not
know God, because God is love.”

Girl: So how do I discern that your words are
true?

Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks
what the heart is full of."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”

Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?

Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised.”

Girl: What will happen if I say yes?

Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."

Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?

BOY: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on it day and
night,
so that you may be careful to do everything
written in it. Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "

Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.

BOY: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in
Him!”

Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time
to
think about this.

BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and
sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent
or
praiseworthy—think about such things."

Girl: owwww I love you already

Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
Foreign AffairsRe: U.K. Parliament Debate On Banning Donald Trump From Visiting The U.K by Zzyco: 12:32am On Jan 19, 2016
They better do
RomanceSurest Way To Ask A Lady Out; by Zzyco(op):
[b][/b]Holy Toasting...!
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.

Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”

Girl: But I don’t love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”

Girl: So how do I discern that your words are
true?

Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks
what the heart is full of."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”

Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?

Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised.”

Girl: What will happen if I say yes?

Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."

Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?

BOY: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on it day and night,
so that you may be careful to do everything
written in it. Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "

Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.

BOY: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in
Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to
think about this.

BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or
praiseworthy—think about such things."

Girl: owwww I love you already

Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
PoliticsRe: Fans Blast Jonathan On FB 4 Saying He Looks Down On People 2 Admire Their Shoes by Zzyco: 3:44pm On Jan 16, 2016
divinehand2003:
Why the man like shoes like this? Was it because he won the 2011 elections with that cöck and bull story of being shoeless at a point in his life HISTORY? Story for the gods
Guy must u comment.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Finally Speaks by Zzyco: 2:48pm On Jan 16, 2016
Flashh:
They sleep and type in your village. You couldn't compose a single sentence well.
Yes they sleep and type in your village, because that what you re doing. What your point?
PoliticsRe: GEJ Finally Speaks by Zzyco: 2:02am On Jan 16, 2016
Flashh:
And so what? Was his mouth glued before?
What this one saying, are you sleep typing?
EducationRe: Outstanding Fees! Delta State First Class Scholarship Students Stranded Abroad by Zzyco:
Choi.. Some mods need to be ban. If this doesn't make fp
PoliticsRe: TOMPOLO ARRESTED ? by Zzyco(op): 9:28pm On Jan 14, 2016
Demallcrazy:
funny thing iz dat once he's arrested like d ordinary kriminal dat he is, ur type will not kommen on NL again cool
Understand the message am passing across first.
If he is arrested okay, but he has the guts to dis obey court orders because. Buhari publicly ridiculed the judiciary of her powers.
PoliticsRe: TOMPOLO ARRESTED ? by Zzyco(op): 6:33pm On Jan 14, 2016
ifelovemi:
You lot has started again, that was how you push that one you call Kanu to where he his today.

No individual can fight a Government, especially our own Government with all his constitutional power.

Stay bless
But buhari can go against court orders
PoliticsRe: TOMPOLO ARRESTED ? by Zzyco(op): 6:18pm On Jan 14, 2016
Aigbofa:
He will be arrested and stripped of all the money stolen from the people if any. Whether he is ready to die or not is irrelevant.
Okay good.
PoliticsRe: TOMPOLO ARRESTED ? by Zzyco(op): 6:10pm On Jan 14, 2016
ifelovemi:
You must be a fool and still leaving in the past, if you think tompolo who is now a billionaire is ready to die.

I can bet you Tompolo will appear in the next court day. He his no longer a war lord that he use to be he his now a rich man and rich men don't want to die.
I know your type, I don't have to insult you to prove my point . Why don't you go and get him in the creeks.
PoliticsRe: Open Letter To Tonyebarcanista Formerly Known As Barcanista - Theophilus by Zzyco: 5:59pm On Jan 14, 2016
Hope this reaches fp, to balance the equation.
PoliticsTOMPOLO ARRESTED ? by Zzyco(op): 5:53pm On Jan 14, 2016
APC change, it good you understand signs and symbols the headline is actually a question.
leadership is by example. If some set of people are above the law, why won't their followers follow the foot print.
If you want to arrest tompolo go and get him. this is an ex militant, kudos to the navy because that time I know how many of them served the nation with their life.
Don't hide behind your phone and rant, come out as a man and face your fellow man. (Abi tompolo na spirit).
It not too late for mr president to learn from others mistake.
LESSON: when a person is ready for death, you don't threaten him/her with a gun.
I pray for wisdom for the president to be a leader, and not a ruler of the nation.
FamilyRe: 18 Years Age Difference In Marriage. Man 36, Girl 18. What Do You Think? by Zzyco:
But your cousin has to be realistic, the man in question is the sum of her age. This affected someone close to me also and it ended in regret.
The fact is that the child molester, Has deceived her. She will not get to discover until it is long gone. Research shows that women who are a year or two older than the man, relationships last longer than the versa. Threaten the guy with cut lass next time, hope it not you o??
AutosRe: Tincan Cleared 2007 Rav4 For Sale @2.2m Asking by Zzyco: 12:11pm On Jan 13, 2016
No price no sell
EducationRe: Students, Start Now To Prepare For Life After School by Zzyco: 12:05pm On Jan 13, 2016
Sense able
Christianity EtcWhat Most Preachers Say In Church.(picture) by Zzyco(op): 12:26am On Jan 08, 2016
Very true.

CelebritiesRe: What Kim Kardashian Said Of Nigerians, Screen Shot. by Zzyco(op): 9:03am On Jan 07, 2016
Sparkle777:
Not true at all. That is a fake kim k. I dnt believe she ll ever tweet such. Ppl can lie. She s always been attractd to black men, so her entire family. Kim k wil never ever say such.
Get a life poster.
Black men, not black nigerians.
CelebritiesRe: What Kim Kardashian Said Of Nigerians, Screen Shot. by Zzyco(op): 6:07am On Jan 07, 2016
funnyme:
We have women who are more biuriful than Kim. So I do not agree to that pop.
Yes ll prove her wrong, even the black american idols. Would trace their origin to nigeria.
CelebritiesWhat Kim Kardashian Said Of Nigerians, Screen Shot. by Zzyco(op): 5:30am On Jan 07, 2016
Now nairalanders would put kim kardashian wrong. Like is you know Nigerians are the
Most beautiful people on earth. Share if you think otherwise.

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Reportedly Kills 13, Abducts 8 In Borno Village by Zzyco: 2:49pm On Dec 26, 2015
Chaii
PoliticsRe: Again!! Boko Haram Storms Borno Village Kills 13, Abducts 8 by Zzyco: 2:48pm On Dec 26, 2015
SMH
CrimeRe: A Student Beaten To Death By Cadet In AAUA (photos) by Zzyco: 10:59pm On Dec 06, 2015
Just cadet. In germany shit like this don't happen. Note: a cadet is neither a soldier or a military personnel. When you mess up, you ll be mess out.
RomanceRe: Touching Photo Of A Boy Without Hands Learning & Writing With His Toes by Zzyco: 12:21pm On Nov 13, 2015
Wonders
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Challenges Fashola Not To Use Generator; Nigerians Reacts by Zzyco: 9:22pm On Nov 11, 2015
Lol.. Jokingly, ben bruce would lead Nigeria someday.

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